So it looks like old Knucks...

[Knuckles]

is gonna be a Daddy again!

Woohooooooo!

[ToucanSpam]

Congrats, Knuckles!

[monkey]

wow! congratulations to you and your wife! how lovely!

[jennyb]

Looks like Mr. Knuckles has a fully loaded weapon! ;) Tee hee!

No really, congrats to you and your family! That's awesome.

[TOY]

YAY! MORE BABIES FOR A NICE MAN!

Congrats duuude. :"D

[Kid Presentable]

Congratulations. Knuckles. Son of fist.

[DandyFop]

You know what's weird...I saw this thread title and I knew that this is what you were going to say for some reason.

Happy times to you and the wifey! Keep us updated por favor

[ggirlballa]

CONGRATS YO!(y)

[paul jones]

the deadly seed strikes again!

congrats you big gay

[Genocide Tulips]

I'm sorry.

[g-mile7]

Gangsta.

[zorra_chiflada]

wahey! nice work there! :cool:

[ericlee]

That's so cool. Are you gonna try to find out the sex or keep it a suprise? Congrats to you!

[zorra_chiflada]

i think he's already had the sex :cool:

[Loppfessor]

"Congratulations on your new job Homer...."

"Marge is Pregnant!!!!! Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!!"


Sorry most things remind me of a simpsons episode in one way or another....congrats dude

[na§tee]

yes! there is a purpose to sexin'! loves it!

congratulations!

i saw this really awesome baby tshirt in bristol which said "beastie boy" in the LTI stylee. it was so rad. i hope you have a boy just so i can buy you this :cool:

[Yorkshire~Rose]

Congrats! Brilliant news (y) :)

[The Notorious LOL]

omg you know what that means.....sex was had

[TAL]

Perv!

[Rock]

(y)

[QueenAdrock]

CONGRATS! :)

[Dorothy Wood]

BABIES EVERYWHERE!

[Yeti]

Congratulations Knuckles and Mrs Knuckles. A new location--a new job--a new baby on the way. It is very a exciting time in your life.

[abcdefz]

Congratulations!


-- do you know who the mother is?

[beastieangel01]

awesome! :)

[beastiegirrl101]

Congrats Mr.! We need some new additions to the awesome parenting skills thread.

[abcdefz]

We need an "awesome delivery room skilz!" thread in sure shots.

[cj hood]

congrats!

[avignon]

I'm very happy for you Knuckles (y)

[skinnybutphat]

Congrats. Mrs. Skinny is already applying the pressure for #2.

[cosmo105]

congrats mang!

(damn you dorothy!)

[synch]

Go team Knucks!

i saw this really awesome baby tshirt in bristol which said "beastie boy" in the LTI stylee. it was so rad. i hope you have a boy just so i can buy you this :cool:Coolest baby t-shirt I've ever seen was one that said "my daddy is a motherfucker".

[M.C. Guevera]

Congrats! :)

[Caribou]

Wahooo, Go Knucks! I am tres tres happy for you. :D

Best babyshirt I've ever seen was from Germany. It had an arrow upwards and said:

SCHNITZEL EINFÜHREN!

<3

[DIGI]

Shit, tell the wife that the abortion money's in the mail.



JK. Congrats, man.(y)

[Kid Presentable]

Orsum consepshun skillzz!

[Randetica]

GOAL!


well done, knucks (y)

[Knuckles]

Thanks all!

We're definitely going to find out the sex. That way we know what kinds of cool t-shirts to get it. It's much too early for that though.

How funny is it that all of you nerds knew before any of my "real life" friends? It was too late to call anyone when we found out. :D

[avignon]

What was that at-home pregnancy test commercial I saw yesterday, it was something like, 'The most advanced piece of technology that you will ever pee on.' Cracked me up.

[Laver1969]

Conknuckulations!

[Knuckles]

First trimester has come and gone. Everything is goin' smooth like butta.
We are having trouble picking out names though. Maybe I should make a poll...

[mikizee]

if its a he dont call him moses.

i saw this littel kid running round in the supermarket, and the mother yells 'moses!!! MOSES!! get here now!!'

i thought to myself, 'moses??? are you kidding me??'

[Yeti]

Are we helping Knuckles with baby names?

If you have a boy I would go with Rollo.

[mikizee]

my mate's dog's name's rollo.

whoa. alotta apostrophes there.

[Knuckles]

Are we helping Knuckles with baby names?

If you have a boy I would go with Rollo.
Rollo Knuckles...

I'm liking it.

Kind of like Rollie Fingers but a little tougher.

[Yeti]

With your hair gene he will have a great handlebar mustache. I will get him some mustache wax for a baby gift.

[Knuckles]

With your hair gene he will have a great handlebar mustache. I will get him some mustache wax for a baby gift.

He probably already needs a shave.

I'll make my wife swallow a Bic in the morning.

[paul jones]

MR T, my adopted action figure says 'Hi foo'

[abcdefz]

Congrats, sir! (y)

[Knuckles]

We just had the ultrasound and found out it's a boy! (y)


I never have to deal with a teenage daughter! Yaaaaaaaaay!!!


:D

[Documad]

congratulations! How close in age will the boys be?

[Knuckles]

congratulations! How close in age will the boys be?


almost exactly four years


Just when the highschool teachers think they have rid themselves of little Knuckles along comes another one. (y)

[Documad]

That's a nice spread. My friend has two boys that are 3.5 years apart. The older one used to help break the younger one out of his crib.

[befsquire]

i missed this thread both times it came up. :(

congratulations!

and yes, you don't have to deal with having a girl who dates, but you do have to worry about your boys knocking up some total piece of trash that will ruin their lives.

i have to worry on both angles.

[mickill]

Hey, I never congratted you on the successful impregnation either. Way to go, man.

[Knuckles]

Looks like the wife is in labor. (y)

Can't be long till the little bologna loaf shoots out. :D

[abcdefz]

(y)

[Yeti]

Nice!

[venusvenus123]

Looks like the wife is in labor. (y)

Can't be long till the little bologna loaf shoots out. :D

awesome....(y):)(y)

[Lyman Zerga]

feels like your wife was only preggies for like two weeks but maybe youre married to one of those animals.. that are only preggies *gets sweaty forehead* for like umm two..weeks..

ok that joke is pretty shit even compared to cmute's jokes

anyway.. hope everything goes well (y)

and first thing you gotta do is to high five your son for me, he sure has a kick ass daddy (y)

and a pet as a mum :mad:

[hpdrifter]

Wow! I hope everything goes okay.

[Yeti]

PUSH! 1-2-3-4-5 PUSH!

[King PSYZ]

so it was new years eve for you too eh knucks? ;)

[alruggs]

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeee. I was just in Bellingham. I am sorry to say that "Metallica" was no where to be found on the Ferndale bridge. Perhaps I should have sprayed painted "CONGRATU-FREAKING-LATIONS!"

[paul jones]

all the best Mr and Mrs Knucks!


p.s. have you shaved yet?

[hpdrifter]

I just found out another friend of mine is pregnant.

Please tell me things I can do with my life if I never get to have kids.

[abcdefz]

Babysit (y)

[venusvenus123]

take up gardening

[hpdrifter]

I was thinking more along the lines of work in Africa or be a bartender or something.

If all you have to take care of is yourself, you can do pretty much anything.

[hellojello]

And virile to boot! Awesome.

[ms.peachy]

Ooh baby baby
b-baby baby
ooh baby baby

ah
push it
ah
push it

[Knuckles]

The new addition is here!

He's a friggin' beast at 9 pounds 15 ounces and 21 1/2 inches. Sucker doesn't fit any of the newborn sized stuff we have for him. :D

I have to say my wife is a superhero. She delivered this thing with no drugs using hypno-birthing. She had an epidural with our first son and really didn't enjoy the experience. I would advise anyone planning on giving birth to check out this technique. It uses positive imagery and self hypnosis to deal with all of the pain. (although they don't call it pain in hypno-birthing) It was truly the most remarkable act of thought control I have ever witnessed. She is amazing.

I hope to have some pics of my new family up soon.

Oh, and his name is Alexander Edward.

After GEA and Auton of course.

[venusvenus123]

awesome! many many congrats to you both.

well done her! i think i might have done that in my birth, but it was just breathing, i didn't really want any drugs, they seemed like they'd get in the way :s

i always think i'd go for the drugs if there ever was a next time, but i'm not sure.

that's a big baby!

i think you need more congrats, so congrats again. :D

[alruggs]

She didn't have a baby, she had a toddler!

Big baby + no drugs? She's my freakin' hero.

[Rock]

(y)

[alruggs]

holy giant baby batman! (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20995289/)

[Rock]

Thats like giving birth to mini me.

[hpdrifter]

Congrats to you and your wife, she is a zen master if she can do that.

[trailerprincess]

Congrats to you and your family. Great news, not least because your baby was somewhat smaller than that Russian one. God help that poor woman.

And great names. People with some variation of Alex are always nice (in my experience anyway)

[mickill]

"friggin beast"..."this thing"...?

Dude, you're gonna have to come up with slightly more endearing terms for your son.

Congratsulation. Alexander is a good strong name.

[venusvenus123]

yes, i love the name alexander.

zander for short??

[ms.peachy]

Hooray for Baby Alexander!

I like 'Sasha' as a short for Alexander, like the Russians do.

[Lyman Zerga]

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay (y)

[Lindsey_1535]

YAHHHH I'm very happy for you guys! Congrats congratsssssss :)

[synch]

Nice one boss, congrats!