i really want some bootay RIGHT NOW

[b i o n i c]

like right now. real bad. ooooh its gonna be a long day

[Otis Driftwood]

Look in the BBMB lockerroom and I guarantee you'll be gettin more than you bargained for...

[Dorothy Wood]

I got like 4 hours of bootay last night.

:cool:

[Otis Driftwood]

That's gotta suck!

[b i o n i c]

I got like 4 hours of bootay last night.

:cool:


you bastard. send me an 20 or 30 minutes. i bet you can see it on my face today

[na§tee]

i specifically said no to bootay last night.

infact, my exact words were "i'm going to bed now and i'm going to sleep and i don't want any of your funny business!"

he was all like :(

i was all like :rolleyes:

hahah.

[b i o n i c]

you're mean...



i wonder if anyone here would guess im such a creep right now. i ken see theyr botoks from herezz

[b i o n i c]

i saw that the girl who sits here was looking at craigslist jobs, 'mistress', 'nude model', 'foot fetish model'... maybe she needs sexors

[Otis Driftwood]

Flash her a tenner and an eyelash. Or try kicking her! See how she fetishes that.

[b i o n i c]

such a sweet innocent looking girl. she reminds me of my sixth grade girlfriend

[Otis Driftwood]

Forget the tenner then. Try a milkshake, it's cheaper... :cool:

[TAL]

My milkshake brings all the girls to my cubicle.

[b i o n i c]

You need to drop a smooth line like "if I only had a foot I could jizz all over right now..."


dude, how did you get so smooth. imma try that one.


id rather have her clean my apartment naked. i think i saw she looked at an ad for that. nice boobays

[-T-]

Three words...

Billy Dee Williams.

:D

[beastiegirrl101]

it was hard to fall asleep last night for this VERY same reason.

[b i o n i c]

of course it was the same for me

i cant stand being horny at work dammit

[Otis Driftwood]

*cries river* :cool:

[beastieangel01]

I was feeling that way for quite some time.

Then I got some Friday night. Saturday during the day, again on Saturday night, Sunday night, and then this morning less than an hour ago. And now I'm at work.

I'm in a happy place right now.
happy place.

even though I'm still not sure where I live starting tonight.
But I'm happy!

haha.

[b i o n i c]

someone come over my place after work so we can get in bed and be dirty

[Otis Driftwood]

WTF? You copypasted a misspelled one-liner from howtoscore.com ?

[The Notorious LOL]

lol@you for not only knowing exactly where cmute found that, but lol x10@you for frequenting a website called "howtoscore.com" and having it down pat to the point that you could pinpoint his exact quote and identify it as being from there.


lol@cmute for browsing said site as well.

[Otis Driftwood]

lol @ you 10x for believing this site exists. But, maybe it does, I'm not particularly interested in finding out...:cool:

[HEIRESS]

the most play I got last night was my three buddies taking turns licking my tear-ducts and vice versa

feels really weird yet refreshing at the same time.

I hate my life.

[avignon]

this thread makes me want to slap people around

[b i o n i c]

no i will not whack it in the bathroom at work

[beastiegirrl101]

there's a guy here that sneaks out daily to go to the 11th floor's bathroom. It's vacant up there...wonder what he's doing. Hey, maybe I should join him.

[b i o n i c]

i wonder if he knows you know. if so i wonder if it makes him hotter or notter

[beastiegirrl101]

i wonder if he knows you know. if so i wonder if it makes him hotter or notter


maybe he just has a shy blatter.

[b i o n i c]

nah, he's prolly whackin it. you should ask him where he's been and make him all uncomfortable and shit. tell him, "i know why you go up to the 11th floor.... . . . . . those bathrooms are so much cleaner arent they?"

[b i o n i c]

that story is helping me be not so horny

[-T-]

Sex can wait masturbate.(y)

[b i o n i c]

shut up and take your clothes off

[kll]

I felt this way yesterday. I pouted until I got some.

[synch]

One month, three days and a couple of hours.

*pout*

edit: haha I totally hadn't seen your post

[b i o n i c]

ive tried pouting and so far no one will be joining me at home after work.


maybe if i stamp my feet

[kll]

ive tried pouting and so far no one will be joining me at home after work.


maybe if i stamp my feet


how big are your feet?

[b i o n i c]

im a size 10.5 ... or i could try banging my cock against the radiator

[beastiegirrl101]

im a size 10.5 ... or i could try banging my cock against the radiator

RADiator.