omg

[Dorothy Wood]

I have a real date. tonight or tomorrow, with the boy who's in my bed still. and he really wants to makeout when we're sober sometime soon. I was like, "huh?! who does that?" heh. also, he was like, "remember how you dated [rock star]?" and I was like, "we didn't date, we just had a thing", and he was like, "I know that guy, he's a scumbag and he's dumb" and I said, "total".

and he told me that he thought I was cute forever and he remembers the first time he ever saw me. and then the first time we officially met, he was on a date with another girl and he said he wanted to make out with me the whole time. :cool: then I called him a fag and he gave a me tons of kisses. :o


it'll all come crashing down soon though. or not, we shall see. he called me a "beautiful woman". skeeeheeheehee, gross!

[b i o n i c]

sex on the -3rd date?

[Dorothy Wood]

dunno, is that the rule?

[b i o n i c]

i usually wait till the negative forth date

[Dorothy Wood]

wait, what? we did not do sex yet.

[b i o n i c]

who did you have sexrz with for four hours last night

[Dorothy Wood]

nobody...bootay means sex officially? okay, 4 hours of near-bootay.

[Dorothy Wood]

I have to cut my ex-boyfriend's hair in like 2 hours. :(

maybe I can cancel. as, sleepy mcsleeperson probably wants to keep sleeping.

[Otis Driftwood]

Stop being so pedantic. If she was all over his buttocknicks and loins for four hours that counts as sex in my book.... :cool:

[b i o n i c]

yes when i said i need some bootay, i didnt mean i wanted to play spin the bottle

actually, why not - that'll do right now

[b i o n i c]

yeah were just jealous at our lack of buttockery vs. dorothy's four hour buttockery last night

[Dorothy Wood]

I don't really find it necessary to define or defend why what happened last night in my opinion could be considered "bootay", or "booty", or as my teenage self and friends would call it, "gettin jiggy".

[Kid Presentable]

My wife is making me ask (in some ways): did you at least fling him a masty?

[Otis Driftwood]

Wide open. Waiting for insults.
I'll think of something...
Later.


Much later.




When your junk guard is down.

[Dorothy Wood]

My wife is making me ask (in some ways): did you at least fling him a masty?

dunno what that means

[Kid Presentable]

Yeah, it was just an excuse to up my post count.

[b i o n i c]

i think he means did you whack it for him

[na§tee]

did you give him a HARD-ON, sarks, a BIG FAT ERECTION! :cool:






but seriously.. well done! he sounds like a go-er. any man who enjoys sleeping is a keeper in my book. good luck with sober making out!

[Kid Presentable]

I guess Sarky is pretty beautiful though. There's one snap around that shows it more than others. I think. Can I say that?

[Dorothy Wood]

oh no, don't get me wrong, we totally did it in the butt. that doesn't count. he told me it didn't count. :confused:

[Otis Driftwood]

:lol: This is great! You go, girl!

[beastieangel01]

oh no, don't get me wrong, we totally did it in the butt. that doesn't count. he told me it didn't count. :confused:

totally true.

totally doesn't count.

[Bob]

I have to cut my ex-boyfriend's hair in like 2 hours. :(

maybe I can cancel. as, sleepy mcsleeperson probably wants to keep sleeping.

i'm sure if you explain it like that he'll understand

"sleepy mcwho?"

[Dorothy Wood]

ah, I rescheduled the haircut. I told him my foot hurt. it really does hurt.

because how awkward would that be? especially since my ex would be all, "heyyyy, she's gotta nice pair a tits, don't she?", "did you guys, you know DO IT?!" or something retardedly inappropriate like that.