I thought I was too old to do stupid stuff like:

[HEIRESS]

pound a bottle of whiskey on a sunday night with the ole 20yearoldafrocoworker and then not make it into work monday morning

I left jerkface's place downtown this morning and found myself literally stopping and leaning against random buildings attempting to stop myself from puking in the street at 9 am amongst the white collar hustle and bustle

fuck, my life is a sham

:(

please insert your stories of recklessness here that will make me feel better about my immaturity

[Dorothy Wood]

one time I was super drunk years ago and got rejected by a boy at a party and instead of sleeping for a couple of hours at my friend's house, then going to work, I went to work to sleep. I slept on the framing table in a plastic bag for a couple of hours. It was the day the pope died. I wrote a short story about it, because it was ridiculous. dunno where the file is tho.

[abcdefz]

Good lord, where to start....

[HEIRESS]

Oooo thats pretty good

I feel less bad about missing the first bus I coulda grabbed home because I knew for a fact Id throw up on it.

and Im still not over the look of contempt my roommate gave me this morning when I stumbled up our front steps just as he was leaving for work...whatever.

[Dorothy Wood]

I used to take secret naps at work in college all the time too. jesus, we used to drink so much and stay up so late.

I went a little overboard drinking 4 sparks last night and ended up staying up until after 6 a.m., but I can't handle doing that anymore when I have to work in the morning. I'm getting way too old and rickety for that. you're still young. but maybe take it easy on the old liver there, urress.

drunk/hungover bus rides are horrifying. :(

[HEIRESS]

Good lord, where to start....

DONT LET ME DOWN A-Z!

[abcdefz]

Nah. I feel too vulnerable. :o

Okay, this one's fairly harmless:

I remember the time that I was working at Tower and ran the TicketMaster booth, and tickets for the Grateful Dead were going on sale the next day. Very important that I be ready for the crush. So what did I do? Partied with friends drinking and smoking pot and doing acid into the wee hours, zero sleep, went in and sold tickets. We lost over two hundred dollars because I couldn't make change or maybe just forgot to collect money from people; who knows. That's the one write-up I got while I worked there.

[MC Moot]

I pulled a classic day and a half drunk,this past summer on a trip to the coast…..when coming to on a summer Sunday at my brothers house,I had to get out get some coffee and something to eat or else I was gonna die…..so,I stumbled out and to the closest bank with an ATM.…I was destroyed…. cigarette or cigar burned shirt, stained with booze, food and mystery blood…. 2 day beard....it’s July,30 degrees at 9am....I am dying, poison sweat pouring out…...a lady coming out of the bank looks me up and down, head to toe, frowns and says “Sorry, no money”…..I think she thinks I’m a homeless guy looking for a handout(self perception) so I reply,head splitting wide open: “Fuck you, did I ask you for money,stupid cow!?”….totally uncharacteristic for me…..she is visibly startled and flees out the door….I go in through the inner doors to see that both machines have an "out of order" sign on them……fuck…..did I feel lousy, scared the shit out of her and she was just being polite……nice work,chump....:o

[b i o n i c]

being out in the city, 30 minutes away from home, waking up at 3am face-down naked on your bed, with all the lights on and the door open... no clue how you got home

that happened to me two summers ago... twice

[avignon]

please insert your stories of recklessness here that will make me feel better about my immaturity
my twenties, but I'm foggy on the details

[Schmeltz]

Oooh ooh I got one.

Last St. Paddy's Day I was scheduled to work at 4:00 pm. I went to class in the morning and I was on my way out at about noon-thirty when I saw this kid I worked with and he goes "Hey man, five beer for five dollars in the Engineering Lounge!" And I knew it was a bad idea, but fuck, I'm not made of stone. So I went down to just have a couple and I ended up playing quarter bounce with these cute engineering chicks and taking down fifteen beer in about two hours. Then I went to the university pub and drank some pints of green beer until my friends were like "Hey, aren't you supposed to work?"

So then my next memory is sitting in front of my computer watching cartoons at about 11 pm. Apparently I left the pub, and my buddy saw me staggering down the street to work and picked me up and drove me the rest of the way, and I basically pinballed my way through the kitchen until my sous chef told me to get the fuck into the office, where he tried to talk to me until he realized it was a lost cause, and sent me home. I don't remember any of it, but I got suspended for a week and lots of people shook their heads at me for a long time afterwards. But it was fun.

[HEIRESS]

this thread is awesome!

[b i o n i c]

then there was the time i got into quite an altercation with a punker dude with big dreads and only remembered anything the next day when my friend asked me about it. hammered. bad news. good story.

[The Notorious LOL]

I sharted fairly recently. First time in yeeeeears. I was pretty embarassed at first but I dont care anymore.

[Caribou]

Well, things like that never really happened to me, because I've never really been that drunk. Only 'quite on the tipsy side'.

Most annoying thing that happened was about a month ago. I went out with 2 male friends of mine and they're both students so they know how to booze. I tried to keep up, but it was difficult. Then all of a sudden I feel fucking nauceous. I had to run to the loo and eventhough I tried to aim, I covered the whole floor in puke.
One of my friends kept knocking on the door and shouting at me to hurry the fuck up, but I couldn't because everything was spinning and I couldn't stop puking.
I thought the reason for all the puking was too much beer and too much nicotine (something I'm not used to either), but then my 'friend' told me he had been putting gin in our beer. Just to see the effect. Bastard. :mad:

On the plus side, when I came out of the toilets I bumped into my other friend. He came out of the mens at the same time.
We'd been synchronised puking. Our stomachs are telepathic. We gave eachother a hi-five and I've felt sort of connected to him ever since.

[Bob]

cute engineering chicks

this is how i know this story isn't true

[Schmeltz]

I know it sounds crazy, but that's how it was. Maybe I just had the beer goggles on.

[beastieangel01]

we all have our moments.

[skinnybutphat]

When I was turning 20 I thought it would be cool to drink 20 shots to celebrate. Needless to say I lost count during my journey and ended up taking around 24 tequila & lemon drop shots. I defiled a baby doll bed because I thought it was a toiliet.

:(

The worst part was I had to be at work at 6:00. I slept for 2 hours and told my buddy he had to drive me to work because I didn't know where my car was. After finding out my car was outside I went to work. Unfortunately work was driving a bobcat in & out of trailers full of oreo cookies & other bakery products. It wasn't my finest hour.

[HEIRESS]

Im feeling ridiculously better

MORE! MORE!

[skra75]

I've done so much embarrasing shit it is almost too embarrasing to list it all on this message board. Holy shit. :(

But! Once on a business trip to Japan I drank so much the night before that I got a phone call from our translator in the Hotel lobby downstairs at the same time that the meeting was set to begin. I was so dehydrated that my legs hurt. Luckily, the boss we were meeting with was also late and all was right.

After the meeting, the rest of the team went to some cool museam, I was so wobbly kneed I had to sit outside, clinging to the wall of the museam. :( I think I smelled like sake. My skin actually smelled like booze. :(

[Caribou]

Last summer I was at my friends (the synchro-puker) annual bonfire island party. The party was always cool, but this was the first year I could actually drink beer and not get sick.
So, when you drink a lot of beer, you need to pee a lot. Being the only girl at the party, and it being on an island, it was quite difficult. The first 2 or three times it wasn't too much trouble, but then I came to the point of not being able to stand on my feet properly. I stumbled towards the bushes where I had peed previously. I had to take my pants off, and therefor also my shoes, as I was afraid to pee on my pants. I did my business and as I tried to put my pants back on, I sortof fell over, into my own wee.
Luckily only my socks, hands and knee got wet, but it's was still gross.

And when I got back the guys looked at me and asked what the hell took me so long. Bastids. They have it easy, they can lean against a tree with one hand and have a piss with the other. Grrrnshit.

[HEIRESS]

new shoes havent been properly broken in until you've pissed on them

Canadian girls are the best outdoor pissers.

[beastieangel01]

I'll throw one in.

At my old job, a group of 6 of us went out for a "going away" party for one of my co-workers. We did happy hour at a sushi place down the street.

We all did sake bombs left and right. The co-worker leaving was throwing up in the bathroom before we left, I don't even recall him getting sick. Many conversations were had both in person and on the phone that I don't recall. I do remember walking outside with everyone but then there is about 6 hours of time that is just completely gone from my memory. Apparently all of us went down to our office and goofed off for a bit. The IT guy threw a mug at the wall in our office and made a huge dent and mess all over my desk. He doesn't remember why.

When I came to it was about 4am. I was in my bed, my head were my feet usually are. I did not recall how I got home. I was apparently smart enough to grab the trash can but I pretty much woke up with my face half in my own puke. The other half was aimed towards the trash can but apparently I missed as so it was on the bed. I was so confused and scared at that point that I called my ex and begged him to take care of me because I thought I'd end up choking on my own vomit (because I was still doing so every 10 minutes). I was puking until well in to the afternoon.

3 of the six co-workers called in sick because we literally could not get out of bed. I was inlcuded in that group. As was the co-worker who was leaving. His last day, out sick, due to sake bombs, ha. The other three had to come in at noon because they couldn't get up before that.

I'm surprised we all didn't get in trouble. Management just kind of laughed.

Yeah.

[cosmo105]

man, i feel like a goody-goody compared to you guys. :o

ok there was this one time this canadian chick was visiting me and had to hold my hair back as i puked in the upstairs toilet, after wolfing down half a blueberry pie (while saying "i'm not really one for sweets")...no more beer samplers for me...

[beastiegirrl101]

this was embarassing for the other person not me...but I was on a cruise a few years back...in the bar hugging this one dude goodbye and he puked down my back. I had a backless shirt on...it was just about the grossest thing ever.

I've simmered down quite a bit but in my hayday I was pretty bad. I got arrested several times for public intox, public urination, fighting....I've been escorted out of so many bars. Ew, I was that girl from about 18-22.

I went on a date once which later turned out to be the date from hell but I was so nervous I just kept drinking and passed out in the bathroom stall at the bar.

[HEIRESS]

man, i feel like a goody-goody compared to you guys. :o

ok there was this one time this canadian chick was visiting me and had to hold my hair back as i puked in the upstairs toilet, after wolfing down half a blueberry pie (while saying "i'm not really one for sweets")...no more beer samplers for me...

skeheheheheeheheh

I enjoyed my walk of shame downstairs to be all "umm..matt...I think you'd better put down the nintendo controller and go take care of things upstairs!"

YAYAY FOR BAD INFLUENCES!

[Rock]

this was embarassing for the other person not me...but I was on a cruise a few years back...in the bar hugging this one dude goodbye and he puked down my back. I had a backless shirt on...it was just about the grossest thing ever.

I've simmered down quite a bit but in my hayday I was pretty bad. I got arrested several times for public intox, public urination, fighting....I've been escorted out of so many bars. Ew, I was that girl from about 18-22.

I went on a date once which later turned out to be the date from hell but I was so nervous I just kept drinking and passed out in the bathroom stall at the bar.
i think you may be my favorite person here now.

I went to some show I didn't want to go to with my wife a few months back and got plastered.
When we got home i was having a hard time getting undressed so my wife was trying to help me. Supposedly I kept saying "stop treating me like a little kid, I can get undressed myself" so she left me while she got ready for bed. When she came out of the bathroom I was lying on the floor with my pants around my knees passed out.
The next day was worse when we went out and she showed every single person that I knew the picture she took of me all bare assed on the floor. I was about to throw that in here, but its not on my work computer anymore....plus its probably better that you all didn't see my hairy brown ass.

[Bob]

probably the dumbest thing i ever did was fall asleep on a sidewalk

i'm sure i've told this story before but maybe people don't remember it/haven't heard it so alright

UConn has this thing called "spring weekend" towards the end of the year, it's pretty famous, basically it's a 3-day drinkathon that attracts kids of all ages from all over new england. the cops don't like it, but they can't really do anything about it, they just look out to make sure kids don't die (i had the honor of a cop thinking i was going to die once, but that's a different story and he was wrong)

anyway, it was the second day of it, and i guess i thought i had something to prove to somebody, because i was up drinking until about 3 am; by the end i was drinking warm jim beam, alone, out of the bottle (those big fuck-off 1.75 liter bottles too), when i decided that it would be a brilliant idea to go outside for a walk, alone, wasted, at 3 am. i stumbled in the direction of the honors' dorms (i did not live in the honors dorms), puked in the mulch outside the door, and the next thing i remember, i'm lying on the sidewalk, the sun's out, and my thumb hurts (i assume i must have fallen). nobody woke me or anything, i just passed out on the sidewalk, slept for at least 3-4 hours, got up, brushed myself off, and went home.

i probably couldn't get away with that in boston

[skinnybutphat]

arrested several times for public intox, public urination,

please tell me you got arrested for public urination

[beastiegirrl101]

please tell me you got arrested for public urination

I did, up at ISU. It was $2 pitchers, I was getting my moneys worth and then the bar closed and we had to leave and I HAD to go. You know how it is after drinking beer all night and not wanting to break the seal.

[cosmo105]

damn. i'd be proud of that.

[beastiegirrl101]

damn. i'd be proud of that.

I have the ticket framed at home. There are pictures of me somewhere mouthing off to the cop about how that "wasn't my puddle".

[b i o n i c]

thats excellent. sure shots

[skinnybutphat]

I bear bonged whiskey once and pogo sticked on the hood of my car.

[b i o n i c]

i bet that did wonders for your car's aerodynamics

[beastiegirrl101]

I bear bonged whiskey once .

oh.my.god. and you arent dead?


I was up at Madison for some biggest block party thing and this one house had a 3 story beer bong. The keg was on the roof, it was so high tech I had to try it all with all the shut off valves....with the bong being completely full it held about a case. That's a case of beer in about 3 minutes. Well, after being coaxed into it...I did it....finished...then it was like projectile / waterfall-ness out of my mouth.

[Bob]

that sounds like far too much liquid to even drink, much less beer

jesus

[beastiegirrl101]

that sounds like far too much liquid to even drink, much less beer

jesus

I was 21, and invincable.

I guess its sorta like the milk challenge. I dont know anyone that has done that and not puked.

[cosmo105]

dude...teach me.

[b i o n i c]

i drank a 12 pack and smoked some crap weed that was gravity bonged to me... my first time.

we made our lobsters race before we cooked em and had a big sea-food dinner

bad idea.


as i was on my last clam, i looked closely and this gross green ooze was dripping from it. im getting a little woozy just thinking about it... next thing i know im projectile vomiting in the yard. i made my way to the bathroom and literally (i kid you not) was doing a handstand on the toilet with my feet up the wall... trying to shake the puke out of my stomach.

then i wake up hours later in the grass with my face covered in drool. my friends were standing around looking all worried. they said i barely had a pulse and was pale as a ghost. bastards just left me there!

[skinnybutphat]

oh.my.god. and you arent dead?



I ran to the bathroom to puke and didn't. It was actually like a perfect drunk. I went from 0 - drunk in 2 minutes. It wasn't like 5 beers worth, maybe 2 or 3.

They party in Madison yo. I think I'm going out there next Halloween.

I smoked a wicky stick through a bong once. I walked up three flight of stairs and opened the door to the wrong apartment. There was some fat dude sitting there in his underwear. I was standing there thinking "who is this dude". Then I realized I was in the wrong building.

[Rock]

I woke up nekkid in my bathroom using the mat as a blanket.

There was a 3 year period of my life when I would make myself throw up just so I could make more room for liquor.

I've woken up with nothing on but my belt and boxers.

I threw up in my friends kitchen trash can because it was more convenient than the bathroom that was 15 feet away. And denied it when he asked if I saw anyone puke in his trash can. Technically I didn't see anyone do it....

[HEIRESS]

my buddy just came on msn and said his favorite part of the night was when we came barreling in from outside the pub and in the foyer, where I proceeded to tackle him and we both went flying into the second set of glass doors leading into the establishment leaving us a giggling pile of limbs on the floor

nobody saw any of this, thus why we were allowed to continue drinking ourselves merry into the night

this all makes sense as to why I cant move my left arm without extreme pain in my shoulder blade today

:/

[kll]

I think this kind of "stupid stuff" is what you keeps you young and fun...


Props to the stupid stuff.

[beastiegirrl101]

you went through glass?!

[zorra_chiflada]

oh dear
where to start

when i was a teenager, my aim was to drink myself sick. i don't know why.
the first time i got drunk was the drunkest i've ever been. i wish i could tell you more about it, but i can't actually remember any of it. there was a lot of me puking everywhere (including down someone's back), being carried around, and being passed out.
another time, i thought i would be hardcore and rock n roll and drink a helluva lot of whiskey. i ended up with my face in the toilet, crawling around her house half naked. i had to go to a family lunch the next day. my dad was pissed off at me. i tried to pretend that i wasn't seriously hungover. he was like "maybe you shouldn't drink so bloody much"
another time, i had to go with my parents to this thing to see some boats or some shit. i was trying so so so hard to hold in my vomit. i really was. i eventually had to excuse myself to run around to a laneway and throwup profusely.
these events all happened when i was 15.

more recently, i've drunk so much, i was just sitting there dribbling.
i tried to walk home, but completely lost my way. i ended up in someone's garage going "wtf"
another time, i had to be in someone's art school film the next day. i thought i was alright, until about mid afternoon i got major pukey feelings. i was hardly even in the film at all, and they had to work around me :(

[Bob]

I was 21, and invincable.

I guess its sorta like the milk challenge. I dont know anyone that has done that and not puked.

seriously though, that sounds like it must be dangerous, surely the human body isn't meant to handle that much liquid at all, much less that fast.

i did this thing with some friends called a "case race", we had 2 teams of 4, each team had a 30 pack, and between the 4 of us it was a race to finish it. i couldn't even do that without puking at the end. it wasn't that i was drunk, it was just too much goddamn beer in my stomach at once.

it was a pretty glorious ending though. i had just finished the last beer that i could handle, and i had to sprint to the bathroom with my hand over mouth. i finish puking, and my friend comes in and starts puking in the sink, and in between spurts i can hear him trying to say "WE WON"

so it wasn't for nothing, at least

i'd never do it again though, it really wasn't at all fun


one time i was doing a keg stand and my pants fell down.

i don't know how exactly i managed to defy gravity to embarrass myself, but i did

[beastiegirrl101]

, and in between spurts i can hear him trying to say "WE WON"


that's friggin great.

[The Notorious LOL]

I peed on a rack of movies at Best Buy when I was 16.

[zorra_chiflada]

i have a friend who woke up in a field in the middle of nowhere in a pool of her own vomit with her bag missing.

[skinnybutphat]

I peed on a rack of movies at Best Buy when I was 16.

Yes. That's the best one. Simple, yet elegant.

What's the milk challenge?

[The Notorious LOL]

at that same Best Buy two of my friends hatched a plan where one went to the stereo section in the far back of the store and began yelling and screaming about how "god damn" expensive subwoofers were (you could hear him all the way throughout the store) and in all the commotion, the other put CDs down his pants.

[beastiegirrl101]

What's the milk challenge?

MILK! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gallon_challenge)

[na§tee]

wow. some of you guys are pretty hardcore.

i strongly believe hangovers are pretty much the worst pain in the world so as such try to avoid them. if i do get super drunk it's pretty much an accident. i don't seek to be that pissed i'm almost disabled.

i was never an underage drinker.. first time i got super wasted was first year at uni after i didn't bother going to my first exam out of fear (resat it months later with no studying = pile of piss) at the university-i-now-work-for's notorious student union. WOAH. cranberry bacardi breezers = the suck. i vaguely remember necking the leftover pints of beer and cider and what not with fucking fags left in them before being chucked out at closing.

from them i apparently went out and took a lot of rockets (my roomate at the time apparently commented: "wow! she's got some lungs that girl!") never having even smoked tobacco, let alone weed, before - before being undressed (somehow) and put to bed, where i woke up with vomit all over my box of books and clothes. ranald, who was then just a boy with an interest at the time, tried GETTING IN BED WITH ME AND KISSING ME the morning afterwards (with my PUKEY FACE - seriously! - it must be love!) but i was like UUHHHHHGDAJGDA STOP IT. man. took me two days to get over that. that was the only time, i think, i've got so drunk i can't remember sections. dangerous.

most recent baaaaddd hangover was the red road premiere (http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=73129&highlight=worst+hangover). woah nellie. back at 6.30 am, in work at 9. no matter how bad my hangovers are, if i haven't asked for a day off, i won't skive. true to form i arrived, still wasted and crying silently in the taxi on the way there. seriously. the tears. so much pain you just cry and cry.

one time at uni i got home from studying and heard a little voice saying "please don't dump me" from the bath. when the door was opened i found a really rather drunk ranald in the bath having SHAVED HIS HEAD and looking like that private pyle in full metal jacket (http://www.archiviokubrick.it/film/fmj/foto/pyle01.jpg).

he doesn't drink that much anymore :/

the best part of a hangover is when you start to feel a little better and can hazard your first BLT/sausage roll/whatever.. you're just like YES! YES! YEESSSHHHH I FEEL HEALTHY I FEEEL HEAAALLTTHHHYYY OOMMMGGG!

[ericlee]

While i lived in Florida a while back, I was at a party with this one girl that I met there.

We were dry humping in front of everybody and didn't care because we were both wasted. In fact, we were going at it pretty hard and moaning. Real loud.

Anyway, in the middle of it, I told her to hold that thought because I had to step outside and take a piss.

I walked outside and there was a swimming pool. I pissed next to it and then I looked in the swimming pool and blew some massive chunks into it.

I ended up falling asleep on the weight bench that was next to it and it started pouring rain outside.

2 hours later I woke up soak and wet and looked for the girl but she had left.

[ggirlballa]

I broke into a church to make the drinks for my prom. :/


omg lol

[Caribou]

Oookay, So I just got a message from a guy on MySpace that he heard from my friend that I sang the entire Kaizers Orchestra repertoire while riding my bike home from teh clubz this saturday. I only vaguely remember this and it's quite remarkable as I don't speak Norwegian. :s
I apologise to all the people I woke up that night, singing songs about vodka and gypsies and all that.

[Caribou]

Det var VODKAAAA, kalinkaaa, rullett og kaviaaaar
Det var kriiiiigen sett gjennom røyk av sigaaaaaar
Ja, me svingte oss i valsen, det var heile Resistansen
Mr. Kaizer, hans Constanze & meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeg!!!!



Oh dear, It's all coming back now. :o

[DandyFop]

Hmmm I have a good amount of stories like this I guess. The worst is probably when I got wasted at my friend's house on greyhounds and I woke up the next morning naked in her bed next to her with her boyfriend on the couch. (I know I have told this story before as I talked about how she is my supervisor now). I had to go into my other job with the worst hangover in history and try to manage to remember what the hell had happened the night before.

Also when I was in Chile I got so drunk at a club because they were selling pisco sours cheap and I don't recall in any way how I made it on the bus and back home but apparently I was trying to yell at people in Spanish.

[King PSYZ]

I gave you mine, but that story isn't quite ready for Prime Time

[paul jones]

pound a bottle of whiskey on a sunday night with the ole 20yearoldafrocoworker and then not make it into work monday morning

I left jerkface's place downtown this morning and found myself literally stopping and leaning against random buildings attempting to stop myself from puking in the street at 9 am amongst the white collar hustle and bustle

fuck, my life is a sham

:(

please insert your stories of recklessness here that will make me feel better about my immaturity

last time I got drunk,just before xmas I stormed the stage at some gig where this band were doing cover songs of punk classics,The Jam etc etc and I can't remember but in the hazy memory I think I was shouting 'No Future' down the mic during 'God save the queen'

[Randetica]

i never make ass out of myself

[mikizee]

hmmm...

god where do i start

there was the time on anzac day when i drank solidly from 11am to 5am, went home passed out, my gf wakes up and in the dark hears gargling noises, flicks on light and im unconcious blue in the face slowly choking on my own vomit.

then there was the time when i took acid, dont remember much except
1. being in another world for about half an hour, then coming to when my friend said 'dude, where are your pants??' i open my eyes and im knee deep in the ocean with no pants on. the house where i started was 10 mins away. i found my pants 2km away on the road on the way back.

2. on the same night before i lost my pants apprently i shagged a really hot chick that was also on acid, but had absolutely no memory until the next day when my mate called and said, 'dude, where did u and leanne keep disappearing to? oh yeah, and all my condoms are missing!!' i had a sore hip bone as well.... strange

[Kid Presentable]

Did a runner from a taxi on a Saturday night, blacked out and woke up in a church service at 8am on Sunday morning. Priests and shit.

Went to work in an arcade on acid. Awesome times!

I'm really boring now though.

[DipDipDive]

A few years ago, my friend Dana and I were planning on going to the homecoming football game at the hippie douche college she attended near the town I lived in in West Virginia. The game was at like 4, so I went over to her place around noonish since the plan was to drink a few beers, get a little buzzed, then head to the game.

Long story short, a few beers turned into countless tequila shots (and I do mean countless as I don't even know how much I drank seeing as how Dana kept feeding me shots while I was chatting with some dude whose butt I wanted to touch at the time and wasn't paying any kind of fucking attention to the fact that I was completely and totally ripped to shreds drunk), and I don't really remember much after that. We got to the game somehow and I vaguely recall puking in the stands in front of a large group of the hoity-toity alumni, then trying to talk to some friends on the phone WHILE puking in the bathroom since Dana decided it'd be cute to call them at that very moment.

Then I woke up in my bed at like 6:00 that evening hungover as fuck and having no clue how I even got home.

[Kid Presentable]

More shit stories:

Threw a big old wooden TV off a high drop into a school yard during their Phys-Ed class. Shouted out 'Cunts' (drunk as fuck at 11am).

Passed out for a whole day, starfished on the lounge floor. Friend's parents came and went, as did a plethora of other folk. Woke up with alcohol poisoning.

Vomited on a line of people as I was ejected from a nightclub.

Went to a formal, didn't eat anything all day, wrote myself off and found out the next day I'd had sex with my best friends girlfriend.

Got in a fight with a DJ for playing radio songs.

Got high on *insert bad drug here* and threw scotch tumblers around a nightclub.

Tried to open the back doors of a car at an intersection so I could walk through it while crossing the street. Got layed out when the car took off.

And one that still surprises me to this day: I saw a girl crying on the street, went up to her and put her in a taxi. Escorted her to her front door and gave her my number if she needed to talk. No funny business.

I don't really miss that stuff. I feel kind of bad sharing it.

[DipDipDive]

^ Yeah. Being so drunk that you don't remember shit/make an asshole out of yourself/put yourself at risk of dying or being raped or getting mugged is fucking lame. I never did see the appeal of being what the college kids call "fucked up".

[Kid Presentable]

^ Yeah. Being so drunk that you don't remember shit/make an asshole out of yourself/put yourself at risk of dying or being raped or getting mugged is fucking lame. I never did see the appeal of being what the college kids call "fucked up".
I never consciously decided to do it, I just went through some shit that made me live like a lunatic. It's like anything with youth, though. You can only see it once you've experienced it.

[kaiser soze]

Don't worry Heiress we are entitled to a bout of shaminess once in a while

I thought I was too old to go sledding...which I will never be, but I did

and I will go snowboarding, play beer pong, spend a late night playing video games, git giddy about a girl, and cram for a college final...ahhh the life of a 30 something college student

[HEIRESS]

pffffft Imma be tobogganing (sledding) still when im 55

lord knows my dad still does!

[ToucanSpam]

I tired the milk challenge. No lies. I have no visible proof, sadly. But what was mentioned before is true. It's impossible to do it without throwing up profusely.



Anyways, story time. I can remember at a house party getting really drunk off of 151 proof and tequilia mixed, by 1am I was blitzed and every 5-10 minutes I made a bee line to the pisser. One of my friends got very very sick, to the point where she went to lay down in a bedroom, barf bucket in hand. By 7am I was still drinking B-52s, god knows how or why, and I had just thrown some chicken wings into an oven; in hindsight I should probably have watched them, or stop drinking, or stop putting things into the oven. Walking away I decided to pass out on the bed my friend had previously passed out on. Comforted by a fortress of pillow and blankets I settled in for what would end up being a paltry 3 hour nap, but at least I sobered up a little. Anyways, when I awoke I found out that my friend had not only filled the bucket, as my head ended up about three inches from the full container of waste, but the bed was also covered in the same colored goo. I nearly blew chunks there but I held myself together and waddled to the bathroom to clean myself off. I definatley did not puke myself but the idea of having someone else's puke all over my body was a little unnerving. Moments later, as I spun up the stairs back to the kitchen area, I found out that my wings were done, and delicious. But burnt.

Good memories.

[kaiser soze]

your blood flows snow!!!!

yeah, sledding is for everyone....scratch that off my list of too old to do

[jennyb]

oh.my.god. and you arent dead?


I was up at Madison for some biggest block party thing ...

OH hellz yes! Mifflin block party!!!!! Uh, I first discovered Nitrous baloons there. Good times. I must've lost a billion brain cells that day. :o Yeah I almost got maced by riot police later that night. Omg, if any of you live anywhere near Madison. Go!

Oh man I woke up one morning in college asleep on the bathroom floor in front of the porcelain bus. My roommates placed a pillow under my head and a blanket on me cuz I wouldn't move. We had to hunt down my car the next day. There was some random dude with a hairy back asleep on our couch... yikes... Pshaaaa.... college, that's barely scratchin the surface of what went down during those days.

[hpdrifter]

I drank too much and because I was drunk smoked too much weed on Christmas day at a friend's house one year. I threw up all over myself and my new snowboarding coat in the car on the way home.

[ET]

I never got too drunk to do anything stupid. I just do stupid things sober. Never been too drunk to fuck though... which inspired this cut and paste. 2D2F by Avenue D

You know the scene, we be dancing all night your dick's getting hard and my pussy's tight
pull me to the bathroom and you're teasin' me, but I wanna go home so you could be pleasin' me
it's getting hot, you're ready to go say goodbye head out the door
DJ says, "stay one more song" gives you more fucking tickets to get your drink on
you go back to the bar, start pounding old E
should be home by now, should be pounding ME

Don't get too drunk to fuck tonight
-you've got to get it up
Don't get too drunk to fuck tonight
-if you want to get it in
Don't get too drunk to fuck tonight
we get home, I get hot
you pass out, sucks a lot

way to go shithead, you did it again
now I'm stuck with my fingers and a ballpoint pen
you talked a lot of shit, acted like a pimp
but I come home with you and what? it's limp
drinking mickey's, st.ides, high life, corona
what good is it if you can't pop a boner
I don't care if you can't come
but it better be hard until I'm done
I wanted hot beef, I got a cold noodle
I wanted slap and tickle, but I got flapdoodled

I like to party, like to get fucked up, but I'd rather spend the night face down ass up
let's leave while your weenie's still working
cuz I don't want to spend the whole night jerking
spill your drink on me and you're covered in sweat, boy that ain't the way to get me wet
don't come to my house to puke in my toilet, don't sleep in my bed just to soil it
don't pass out goin' down on me
or I'll wake you up with a mouthfull of pee

[like2_drink]

i'd join you old farts but everything i do is still representible for my age:cool:

[beastieangel01]

I never got too drunk to do anything stupid. I just do stupid things sober. Never been too drunk to fuck though... which inspired this cut and paste. 2D2F by Avenue D

You know the scene, we be dancing all night your dick's getting hard and my pussy's tight
pull me to the bathroom and you're teasin' me, but I wanna go home so you could be pleasin' me
it's getting hot, you're ready to go say goodbye head out the door
DJ says, "stay one more song" gives you more fucking tickets to get your drink on
you go back to the bar, start pounding old E
should be home by now, should be pounding ME

Don't get too drunk to fuck tonight
-you've got to get it up
Don't get too drunk to fuck tonight
-if you want to get it in
Don't get too drunk to fuck tonight
we get home, I get hot
you pass out, sucks a lot

way to go shithead, you did it again
now I'm stuck with my fingers and a ballpoint pen
you talked a lot of shit, acted like a pimp
but I come home with you and what? it's limp
drinking mickey's, st.ides, high life, corona
what good is it if you can't pop a boner
I don't care if you can't come
but it better be hard until I'm done
I wanted hot beef, I got a cold noodle
I wanted slap and tickle, but I got flapdoodled

I like to party, like to get fucked up, but I'd rather spend the night face down ass up
let's leave while your weenie's still working
cuz I don't want to spend the whole night jerking
spill your drink on me and you're covered in sweat, boy that ain't the way to get me wet
don't come to my house to puke in my toilet, don't sleep in my bed just to soil it
don't pass out goin' down on me
or I'll wake you up with a mouthfull of pee


totally forgot about this song.
bless you, kind sir.

it makes me lol so much.

[cookiepuss]

a month ago I go tin a fight with my boyfriend, drank half a bottle of vodka by myself and spent the whole next day throwing up in the bathroom at work. eventually I had to go home. and I felt like crap the following day too. two-day hangover. brilliant.:(

[QueenAdrock]

man, i feel like a goody-goody compared to you guys. :o

Me too. I've never puked from drinking, and I've eaten a lot/mixed a lot of drinks. Beer and liquor and jager and whiskey and sugary drinks, nothin'. I don't really know what it'll take if I haven't puked by now.

I haven't done anything super embarrassing except drunkenly talk politics with some Canadian security guard at the Alberta legislature, when I had 8 shots in me and had passed out on their lawn. He came along and Brett woke me up and then I remember talking about Bush and Rage Against the Machine and I'm pretty sure I made an ass of myself but he was nice and we went home, which took an hour because I have bad ADD when I drink. I'm pretty sure Brett said he loved me for the first time that night, but I was halfway to passing out when he may have said so and I'm pretty sure he was trashed when he said it too and I didn't ask the next morning because I didn't know how to bring up "Hey, did you say you loved me last night when I drunkenly blacked out?" :(

OH YEAH, FYI BRETT. LOLZ. :o

[kll]

i have now spent the last two days feeling like getting drunk during the day and fucking all else because of this damn thread, then i lose all motivation when i get off work...

[Echewta]

I went to a small gathering once without eating before hand. Downed a lot of vodka too quickly along with a bowl full of mini meatballs.
1 hour later I was playing Pirates of the Caribbean in the bathroom with the toilet.
Somewhere I have a picture from that night that my friends took with a stuffed monkey on my shoulder while I was passed out on the ground.

Crazy. Tell us how you do?

[kll]

I went to a small gathering once without eating before hand. Downed a lot of vodka too quickly along with a bowl full of mini meatballs.
1 hour later I was playing Pirates of the Caribbean in the bathroom with the toilet.
Somewhere I have a picture from that night that my friends took with a stuffed monkey on my shoulder while I was passed out on the ground.

Crazy. Tell us how you do?


haha. speaking of stuffed animals on shoulders...

i was at a sorority dance at a lake tahoe restaurant in december in 199?... i drank too much too soon and ended up outside in the cold & snow hurling over a railing... the restaurant was full of dead animal heads on the walls and stuffed animals on various couches and benches, one of which was a huge stuffed bear that someone decided to drape over me, so i would keep warm...

one of the girls had brought her b/f from out-of-state, so he was hanging outside to avoid being uncomfortable without knowing anyone... everytime i'd hurl, i'd fart and it came across as looking like the bear was bent over farting... it was truly hilarious, but mortifying at the same time...

[Big Gus]

I go into work pissed off my face all the time. Canadians need to toughen up. :)

[Rock]

After seeing Sonic Youth a few years ago I was pretty sloshed and my friend was starving so he stopped at this chinese joint a block away from the venue.

As I was waiting for my friend I felt the beginnings of an unstoppable force of urine working its way out. A lot of the places in DC don't let you come in to use the pisser because of all the bums (like most major cities right?) unless you are buying something, so I thought it would be smart to piss in a gatorade bottle that was on the floor. I whipped out my weiner and started filling the bottle up when I heard a knock on my window. I got so startled that I pissed all over myself, the floor, and the car seat only to see that it was a bum asking me for some change.
We drove home in a urine soaked car seat and I rode home in a urine soaked pair of jeans.