I'm retiring from the alias game.

[Kid Presentable]

OK?

[kleptomaniac]

okay!

[Kid Presentable]

Cool.

[hitmonlee]

you were in the game?
did you have more than one alias?

[Kid Presentable]

you were in the game?
did you have more than one alias?
Yeah. I'm full of shit for the most part.

[mikizee]

didnt even know

or care

[Miho]

I see no harm, dude. As long as people know who you are. I've been around the BBMB for years, but I kept changing my name. Not to hide, but I could never stick with a name. It's not like I've formed very many acquaintances here, so that's alright. If it means anything, I liked that last name you went under.

[ToucanSpam]

You can't retire the champ. They don't let anyone do that anymore.

[Kid Presentable]

I'm not retiring this name. Lo_Lyfe is dead.

[Lo_Lyfe]

lmfao @ them likin me more then your boring fukkin ass (no homo)

[jlees_mcsd]

I decided I was always keeping this id, because it is a multiple. It is my hotmail and my myspace and on and on. It is just easier that way.

[Pres Zount]

(!)

Goodbye, buddy.

[g-mile7]

Good move, an alias is no good espically if you think of some of the slobs who use it just to be rude and come back to the board again and again. You don't need one, you have an established entity on this board already.

[g-mile7]

I see no harm, dude. As long as people know who you are. I've been around the BBMB for years, but I kept changing my name. Not to hide, but I could never stick with a name. It's not like I've formed very many acquaintances here, so that's alright. If it means anything, I liked that last name you went under.
I dont consider it an alias if you know who the person is in terms of being on a message board. I mean I'm Auton "alias" if thats the case.

[Kid Presentable]

Good move, an alias is no good espically if you think of some of the slobs who use it just to be rude and come back to the board again and again. You don't need one, you have an established entity on this board already.
I was quite lovely as Lo_Lyfe.

[mikizee]

you were lo lyfe?

i dont know shit round these parts

[Otis Driftwood]

That's 50% of the fun of it, right?

[Pres Zount]

I'm geting my 360 back tomorow, and I'll buy a headset, too. We can celebrate his long innings.

[Kid Presentable]

Cool Pres.

I was putting more effort into being the alias. It got tiresome.

[Pres Zount]

I understand your decision. I'm not disapointed.

[Kid Presentable]

I understand your decision. I'm not disapointed.
Hey, there were some good times. If he offended anybody, it was usually to try and keep the distance so I wouldn't be rumbled.

[Otis Driftwood]

With everybody going a "legit" this is like the change from cool (free) Napster to corporate tool. I'm a have ta invent some thug muggin poster up. Later.



Much later....

[na§tee]

i sorta sucked at my first effort at a not-really-an-alias-it-was-only-for-christmas-but-still..

SUCKED! :(

are you jlees_mcsd, too?

[Otis Driftwood]

You were Santa Claus?

[Lo_Lyfe]

sbeen real. i aint seen no titties, and most you fa99ots need ta relax. but youse piff

[JesusChrist]

I guess it's time I made a confession -

I was I_wear_manties.

[na§tee]

so who did you have that sex dream about then, lo?

[mikizee]

I thought miramanee's alias was cj hood

[Santa Claus]

You were Santa Claus?
Pft! uhhhh.. no. I in no way use na§tee's colloquialisms and 'speech' patterns. NO WAY AT ALL. She thinks that just by using capitals she can fool everyone, but noooooo....

[Otis Driftwood]

:cool: Any adult could do this. Where's Satan when you need him?

[Pres Zount]

This is so sad :(

I'm almost at a loss for words. But santa clause didn't suck.

[mikizee]

^ i was thinking the same thing, jesus and satan should have a celebrity death match-esque duel on here!

maybe jesus smited him, i hear hes a fan of that

[Otis Driftwood]

Maybe Satan would have liked it?
And most of the male users should lay off the excessive Mr Hand usage...

[mikizee]

i dont get it

[The Notorious LOL]

you dirty son of a bitch.

[Kid Presentable]

:D

[Pres Zount]

All in all, I'm not surprised you finally gave it all away, kid p. I could tell it was eating you up inside.

[Kid Presentable]

All in all, I'm not surprised you finally gave it all away, kid p. I could tell it was eating you up inside.
People liked him more than me. Doesn't say much about me. So I pulled the plug. It was fun to have an SOHH-inspired character in amongst the highbrow goings-on of these boards. I even laughed at some of his posts.

tracky used smh the other day, and I thought it was great that people might follow a new trail. But ultimately it's just about the big reveal. I cashed in.

[na§tee]

you never really hear "son of a bitch" that much nowadays, do yah? i mean, when was the last time anyone here in real life said "son of a bitch"? or, as a matter of fact, did a cartwheel? just, you know, for the craic. to express deep joy, perhaps. or a roly-poly? WHEN?!

[Kid Presentable]

you never really hear "son of a bitch" that much nowadays, do yah? i mean, when was the last time anyone here in real life said "son of a bitch"? or, as a matter of fact, did a cartwheel? just, you know, for the craic. to express deep joy, perhaps. or a roly-poly? WHEN?!
As I read it I texted it to someone with Digital TV watching De La Soul live on ABC2. I said Enjoy it you dirty son of a bitch

[Pres Zount]

I do forwards tumbles, often, and I say 'son of a bitch' all the time. Mostly whilst shaking my fist. Roly poly, not so much. I can't cartwheel.


Kid; you were lo_lyfe, so it's not like it wasn't you saying the funny shit. It was you that people were laughing at.

[na§tee]

i think some or all of you may be lying. lying i tell you!

i proposed the very same idea to my flatmate last night sans son of a bitch and it turns out she has done a cartwheel in the last 12 months! she used to have to do it in the last proper touring play she was in. her character was a sprightly, um, sprite... so cartwheeled into the room. imagine that - having a job that requires you to do cartwheels!

i can't do cartwheels :(

i believe roly-polys are forward rolls, but a more 'jolly' expression for them. that i can do. i cannae do no cartwheel nonsense. i'm too tall for that shit. backwards rolls - can't do them either. i am a failure.

[Kid Presentable]

I forward roll at work. The duty managers watching the footage think I'm on crack.

[Pres Zount]

The only person to have lied so far is Santa. He used the magic of christmas to lie himself out of a sticky situation.

I always thougth a roly poly was when you lie down on your side, and then you roll sideways down a hill, and you get grass up your jumper.

[Otis Driftwood]

I would like everyone to get all alias in here for a whole week. (y)

[kll]

I liked LongDuckDong, but I'm pretty surprised you were Lo_Lyfe

[skinnybutphat]

I've got aliases like American Idol's got idiots.

[kleptomaniac]

i'm klepto!

[Big Gus]

I never "got" the alias stuff here in a lot of ways when I first posted on here about 5 years ago, apart from the ones who are just a bit of a piss-take I still dont get it now.

Seems a bit chicken shit and gay a lot of the time.

[mikizee]

Wha? I don't even know you, mikizee. I've never communicated with you on the message board at all and you're likening me to that donkey's ass? :confused: :(

Is this how I should be expected to be treated in Australia? If so, I don't think I'm going to like Australia. :(

Settle down there dude, I was just joking. :p I may not know you at all but everyone knows about the little ongoing stoush that you guys have.

You will be treated very well in australia, and you will have a great time!

[Vic Colfari]

Jake this is a Rolls Royce!

the grill alone costs 5 grand

[kll]

shut up!

[kll]

were not forcing you to read, you twat! :)
you are too when there's no one else posting at this time of day... god, i hate this time of day...

[kll]

your happy faces don't fool me...

not one bit -sixteen candles

[The Notorious LOL]

*buzz* - doorbell of Russell residence that drunk clown rings when showing up to Miles birthday party.

[Echewta]

Thats a stupid thing to do during flu season.
;)

[kleptomaniac]

I was quite lovely as Lo_Lyfe.

it all makes sense now! :eek:

[Kid Presentable]

I liked LongDuckDong, but I'm pretty surprised you were Lo_Lyfe
Just to clarify; I am not LongDunckDong. No way. No how.

[Loppfessor]

As long as we're confessing stuff and all....I was Qd0p.....true story

[kleptomaniac]

As long as we're confessing stuff and all....I was Qd0p.....true story

no way! (http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showpost.php?p=1371704&postcount=7) :rolleyes:

[Kid Presentable]

As long as we're confessing stuff and all....I was Qd0p.....true story
Admin said so already. And they said do it again and you're......

Starts with B.

[Randetica]

didnt he kinda admit before that he is lo lyfe?


anyway i was

lyman
borat
flavor flav
kid p.

[Loppfessor]

LOL that would be hilarious if they tried to ban be for creating an alias especially given the nature of this very thread. In reality though anyone with even moderat computer skills could get around being "banned" with little to no effort....

[cj hood]

one of the members of the 'cj hood street team' just informed me that my name was used negatively in this thread.......since its true that member will get a spot saved in line in the next beasties show in Uruguay.......congrats!

[Pres Zount]

Cj hood is a tosser.

[beastiegirrl101]

ok so tell me about this sex dream?

[Otis Driftwood]

I'm James Branleur, The God of Branling.
JBeez comin through... :cool:

[James Branleur]

I'm James Branleur, The God of Branling.
JBeez comin through... :cool:

That is a lie you anti-branleur! branleeeh BRRRAAANNLLLEEEHHHH!!!

[Pres Zount]

Shutup.

[befsquire]

anyway i was

lyman
borat
flavor flav
kid p.
flav was lame beyond belief. so much so that i'm suprised you were behind him.