blood oranges

[drizl]

wow, just cut one open, and they are so cool.

[mp-seventythree]

They taste great too

[Planetary]

when you say blood orange i think of when a girl has a lose ass due to sex and heaves really hard and there insides come out in a circle shape all wet and red.

hence blood orange. its in the profanisaurus.

[Echewta]

They make fantastic martinis

[drizl]

when you say blood orange i think of when a girl has a lose ass due to sex and heaves really hard and there insides come out in a circle shape all wet and red.

hence blood orange. its in the profanisaurus.

wow thats fucking disgusting

[Randetica]

experiences or is this what padster told you?


anyway.. i love blood orange juice (in a non sexual way)

[-T-]

WTF why have I never seen/heard about these before??? Now i'm very curious.

[NeuroticPassion]

sounds like some fuckin african monkey fruit

[-T-]

mmmmmm.... African Monkey Fruit.................

[hitmonlee]

watch this! (dexter opening credits) 1 min in

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXp4W0fUz_c

i love blood oranges but those opening credits kinda make it a little gross
(not as gross as planetary)


fizzy blood orange drink + vokda = (y)

[NeuroticPassion]

Hmm vodka sounds good right now. I made jello shots yesterday yummm

[jabumbo]

They make fantastic martinis


tell me how!



(it better be gin)

[Yeti]

http://www.bloodsgroves.com/bhg/index.cfm

[TOY]

Mmm... Urnges. Bloody urnges.


What about those, like, oversized grapefruits? I forget what they're called, but DELISHOUSOUS

[hitmonlee]

oversized grapefruits?

what are they like melon sized? crazy

[TOY]

oversized grapefruits?

what are they like melon sized? crazy

Yeah. Well, a smaller melon.

They pulp is darker, too (like a blood orange).

[hitmonlee]

oh, ruby red grapefruits?

[TOY]

oh, ruby red grapefruits?

No... :"\

They're called something else. (I'll have to ask my sister.)

[Junker]

I have an orange tree at the back of my house (y) (y) and you ain't (n) (n)

[Planetary]

blood orange n. The arse after being savaged by a particularly vicious chocolate shark (qv). See also Japanese flag.

this is what viz says about it. maybe i was high when i thought i read it in there. either way me and my friends saw some dodgy porn where a woman did what i described. and we named it the blood orange.

incidentally...

Japanese flag n. The appearance of the arsehole the morning after a vindaloo curry. As in: "Christ almighty! I think I'm sitting on a Japanese flag".

[Yeti]

http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n58/AlienAiden/orange-cares-about-your-health.jpg

[Echewta]

not gin. Gin is liquid towel in a bottle.

Vodka martinis.