Superstitions?

[MC Moot]

Dictionary Def:

1 a : a belief or practice resulting from ignorance, fear of the unknown, trust in magic or chance, or a false conception of causation b : an irrational abject attitude of mind toward the supernatural, nature, or God resulting from superstition
2 : a notion maintained despite evidence to the contrary

Are there any you subscribe or pay heed to? I have 3 that were passed down by a grandmother to me.... ..I don’t know how much weight I give to them, not much at all…...but I still stick with and practice them….and I’ll jive you if you break them in my presence

1) Don’t walk under ladders (common sense really)
2) Don’t open umbrellas indoors (brings bad fortune)
3) Don’t stir with a knife (I don’t what the lore on this one is but it upset grams the most,my girl did this last night and I had no reason as to why she shouldn't)

A black cat actually crosssed my path a few months back and I though that was cool.....:)

[Otis Driftwood]

A black cat actually crosssed my path a few months back and I though that was cool.....:)
This is my pet superstition, but only if the cat walks from left to right. Quickly spit three times and all will be well!
JINX!

[jackrock]

We names our black cat Spooky because my dad found him on Halloween.

Suck on that!

[Otis Driftwood]

I think that's much less scary than naming him Whizkers MacFluffers or somesuch retarded nonsense.... :cool:

[MC Moot]

I think that's much less scary than naming him Whizkers MacFluffers or somesuch retarded nonsense.... :cool:

I want a black cat and I want to name him "Mr. Bojangles""....he would have a glass eye or wear a patch....we would be friends....

[MC Moot]

This is my pet superstition, but only if the cat walks from left to right. Quickly spit three times and all will be well!
JINX!

He did ,he did! Left to right,right to left,death defying.....:D

[Otis Driftwood]

I want a black cat and I want to name him "Mr. Bojangles""....he would have a glass eye or wear a patch....we would be friends....
For a while. After you put his eye out, he'd prolly think :"If you ever do this again I will never again look at you..."

[Junker]

Superstitions (y)

[Otis Driftwood]

Superstitions (y)
I'm giving you the evil eye!
:cool:
Wait, you can't see it...
;)
There it is, superstitioned yet? :D

[Junker]

Am I cursed now or something?

[MC Moot]

For a while. After you put his eye out, he'd prolly think :"If you ever do this again I will never again look at you..."

That's terrible! As naturally I would have his eye surgically removed by a licensed and highly accredited veterinarian, I’m willing to spring for anaesthetic and all….first class all the way……..my god man,what are you thinking? :D

[Deep_Sea_Rain]

I used to live by some mountains in AZ called the "Superstition Mountains"

[Otis Driftwood]

I woulda thought we'd get some more input for this thread, but I guess people are busy with their fluffy charm-animals on keychains that are supposed to bring them the good luck a waving golden asian cat does... (n)

[MC Moot]

I'm giving you the evil eye!
:cool:
Wait, you can't see it...
;)
There it is, superstitioned yet? :D

There may be some truth in the whole evil eye thing....years ago,outside of the Alhambra my dad knocked down a super aggresive old gypsy woman.....she got back up and laid the hex on him,spiting at him and all.....on our way back up to Madrid we:

1st: Had a fender bender with a delivery truck
2nd: Fender bender resulted in leaky rad,which resulted in breakdown
3rd: While going to get assistance,car is broken into,luggage,cameras,ceramics and souvenir booty all stolen
4th: All the lost time resulted in missed flight$ out of the country

GYPSY SCUM I LOATHE YOU!

"what we got for entertaiment,cops kicking gypsy's on the pavement"

[Otis Driftwood]

There may be some truth in the whole evil eye thing....years ago,outside of the Alhambra my dad knocked down a super aggresive old gypsy woman.....she got back up and laid the hex on him,spiting at him and all.....on our way back up to Madrid we:

1st: Had a fender bender with a delivery truck
2nd: Fender bender resulted in leaky rad,which resulted in breakdown
3rd: While going to get assistance,car is broken into,luggage,cameras,ceramics and souvenir booty all stolen
4th: All the lost time resulted in missed flight$ out of the country

GYPSY SCUM I LOATHE YOU!

"what we got for entertaiment,cops kicking gypsy's on the pavement"
Get her eye and cyberenhance your cat with it. Then give it a more dangerous name like UglyCat.

[Junker]

Get her eye and cyberenhance your cat with it. Then give it a more dangerous name like UglyCat.

Or maybe SmellyCat.

Smelly Cat, Smeeeelly Cat........*in Phoebe's voice*

[MC Moot]

Get her eye and cyberenhance your cat with it. Then give it a more dangerous name like UglyCat.


hmmmm....clever.... if her troop is still working Granada,I'll have a go at that old witch this summer with a rusty tea spoon and anger on my side,this plan can not fail......however Mr Bojangles will be far too handsome to hang such a tag on.....unless I transplant that hairy mole from her as well........

[Otis Driftwood]

The whiskers of the mole should go well with those of Mr Bojangles...

[Junker]

Superstitions are stupid.

*breaks a mirror, walks under a ladder, opens an umbrella indoors*

[Otis Driftwood]

Poor Junker! He was such a nice guy! :(

[Loppfessor]

^yeah who's going to be able to console Camo??

[Tone Capone]

Poor Junker! He was such a nice guy! :(

I'll tell you something right now about Junker. He's indestructible! That's right... indestructible.

[Junker]

I'll tell you something right now about Junker. He's indestructible! That's right... indestructible.

LISTEN TO TONE YOU MORTALS...............BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

and this will be my new sig too.

[Junker]

^yeah who's going to be able to console Camo??

And before I forget: FUCK YOU Lopp!!! :p :D

[Tone Capone]

LISTEN TO TONE YOU MORTALS...............BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

and this will be my new sig too.

(y)

[Loppfessor]

And before I forget: FUCK YOU Lopp!!! :p :D

LOL took ya long enough

[Otis Driftwood]

Bad weeds grow tall! How tall are you now? :D

[Junker]

Bad weeds grow tall! How tall are you now? :D

Did you include this on your 'Sayings' thread??

[Otis Driftwood]

I gave up on the motherfarker! People are more superstitious than astute! ;)

[Tone Capone]

Bad weeds grow tall! How tall are you now? :D

No it's

"How tall are you?"

"Oh really? I didn't know they stacked shit that high"


GEEEEEEEZ!

[Junker]

No it's

"How tall are you?"

"Oh really? I didn't know they stacked shit that high"


GEEEEEEEZ!

:D