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Big Gus
01-17-2007, 01:58 PM
Surely that first paragraph cant be legal. Fucking hell!

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Cheryl_Cole&oldid=100232012

Lex Diamonds
01-17-2007, 02:02 PM
LOL! It's true though.


PS
Why were you reading up on Girls Aloud members? Is it because you're gay?

Big Gus
01-17-2007, 02:08 PM
Nah, I'm not gay but I got nothing against Vagina Decliners. If i was a poof I'd fuck arse too.

Someone else linked me to it. Given that the Boy Cole sued the newspapers for claiming he was an "uphill gardener" surely the anonymity of the internet wont save the person that did that from a court case?

The Notorious LOL
01-17-2007, 02:10 PM
who?

Big Gus
01-17-2007, 02:12 PM
http://www.solarnavigator.net/music/music_images/girls_aloud_black_and_white.jpg

Shes in the middle of that pic. She's married to Ashley Cole, England and Chelsea football player.

Apart from being famous for releasing pop records she's famous for beating the fuck out of a big black woman in a toilet.

The Notorious LOL
01-17-2007, 02:17 PM
beating someone up in the toilet is pretty cool.

Loppfessor
01-17-2007, 02:19 PM
I don't know who those people are but that shit made me laugh

Yorkshire~Rose
01-17-2007, 02:27 PM
Surely that first paragraph cant be legal. Fucking hell!

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Cheryl_Cole&oldid=100232012

:eek: That's awful. I wonder how many hours...minutes before it is whisked away never to be seen again.

And for the record, i like Cheryl Tweedy. She's better than mardy arse Nicola any day of the week.

roosta
01-17-2007, 02:32 PM
haha...that's funny!

That cunt Cashley deserves it.

paul jones
01-17-2007, 03:07 PM
hahaha(y)

na§tee
01-18-2007, 05:02 AM
i have it on good record that that ashley-blowing-a-man tape does actually exist.

friends of friends who work in tabloid papers etc etc. it definitely happened. apparently, he shrugged it off in that john terry (who is meant to be quite the dare-r), dared him to do it for a few grand. i don't know about you, but if i was a securely heterosexual millionaire football player, i wouldn't suck another man's cock for a few thousand. but.. apparently that's how it rolled.

now my friends and i used the phrase "but if john terry paid you FIVE MILLION POUNDS..." would you [something horribly disgusting/vulgar]. funny.

Planetary
01-18-2007, 06:17 AM
Cole started his career at his local club Arsenal as a teenager, before betraying them to sign for arch rivals and Russian peasant-theiving scumbags Chelsea in 2006. For this reason, the left-back is currently the most hated man ever to have worn the red and white of Arsenal.

from ashley cole's page.

lol.

icy manipulator
01-18-2007, 06:21 AM
hmm, looks like the page has been deleted for me

Big Gus
01-18-2007, 04:43 PM
Yeah it was deleted by the time I got to work at 8am this morning. One of those "you had to be there" internet moments.