I give up

[Dorothy Wood]

so he says, "call me". so I do, no answer. message left. no call back. we were supposed to see a movie at 8:40. it was his idea.

I don't understand why everyone always has to hurt my feelings. :(

[JobDDT]

I told you its over between us. Stop calling me!

:rolleyes:

[Deep_Sea_Rain]

People are such flakes.

[mikizee]

cornflakes?

[skinnybutphat]

It sounds like you done got yourself a real scumbag.

[Deep_Sea_Rain]

cornflakes?

Some.

[JobDDT]

Oh my God. Cornflakes are so good on green bean casserole.

[Deep_Sea_Rain]

Oh my God. Cornflakes are so good on green bean casserole.

Green Beans make me puke, but the Corn Flakes....I like.

[Otis Driftwood]

WTF is wrong with you? Phoning after boys like some schoolgirl. Get some self-esteem and wait for calls. Or do it like a dork and get some of those stupid internet friends on myspace! :lol:

[James Branleur]

you dont need a boyfriend just branleh!!!!

[paul jones]

so he says, "call me". so I do, no answer. message left. no call back. we were supposed to see a movie at 8:40. it was his idea.

I don't understand why everyone always has to hurt my feelings. :(

that guy must be one big bunch of cunts

[HEIRESS]

my favorite is when you are sitting on their back half naked in the midst of a 30 minute back rub and they say "I cant be with you because we are both crazy...it just wont work...plus Im kinda seeing this girl at school..."

[Tone Capone]

my favorite is when you are sitting on their back half naked in the midst of a 30 minute back rub and they say "I cant be with you because we are both crazy...it just wont work...plus Im kinda seeing this girl at school..."

HAHAHA!!! Did that really happen??:o

[HEIRESS]

SUNDAY NIGHT BABY

approx 1:49 am

[Tone Capone]

SUNDAY NIGHT BABY

approx 1:49 am

Ouch... well hopefully the back rub was nice for the first 30 minutes... ;)

[HEIRESS]

it all goes with the "crushing on a bi-polar" territory, I guess.

Im learning to deal with it, sorta.

Im ok with the situation, kinda.

[Dorothy Wood]

WTF is wrong with you? Phoning after boys like some schoolgirl. Get some self-esteem and wait for calls. Or do it like a dork and get some of those stupid internet friends on myspace! :lol:


he told me to call!

[Dorothy Wood]

:mad:


whatever. I'm the best. I don't deserve this kind of crap. nobody does. how can people go around acting so selfish? fuck it. I'm moving to the moon.

[beastieangel01]

my favorite is when you are sitting on their back half naked in the midst of a 30 minute back rub and they say "I cant be with you because we are both crazy...it just wont work...plus Im kinda seeing this girl at school..."

I would have let out a nasty fart on his back then smacked him on the back of the head, then left.

[HEIRESS]

take me with you mannnnnnnn

[Dorothy Wood]

ALL ABOARD THE SHUTTLE!

*opens hatch*

okay, work time. eeee!

[HotAndWet]

Guys are finnicky like that, one minute they're all over you, the next they're like "Um I don't really like you".

One time this guy I met was really into me and he told me we would karaoke the next day and texted me saying "You're so adorable" and shit but he never called back. I talked to him on myspace and he was just like "I went back to my old girlfriend." :mad:

[beastieangel01]

yeah. what she said^

the man I really liked not that long ago was all about me it seemed. remember, I even met his parents! and then nothing. ignored. dropped. nada.

it hurt my feelings.

he messaged me the other day and asked me about how everything is. I was so drugged that I think I told him "what the hell do you care?"

oops.

[Genocide Tulips]

Pass those drugs over this way. I need more confidence to say stuff like that.

[beastieangel01]

have the doctors shoot your ass with toradol, then have them shove valium down your throat and vicodin.

you'll pretty much not care about what you say to anyone (y)

[Genocide Tulips]

What was the reason you needed all that? Is it easy to fake?

[Schmeltz]

Yeah. If you're half as desperate in real life as you come across on this board, no wonder you're always feeling let down.

[beastieangel01]

What was the reason you needed all that? Is it easy to fake?

not sure if it's easy to fake but

get strep and tonsilitis at the same time with your lymph nodes freaking out becoming swollen and staying that way for a while to the point it spreads to other parts of your body so you can't sit up right or walk without pain.

then you too, can have drugs. (!)

[b i o n i c]

have the doctors shoot your ass with toradol, then have them shove valium down your throat and vicodin.

you'll pretty much not care about what you say to anyone (y)


that would sounds pretty hot as a fill in the blank statement

[trailerprincess]

I got stood up tonight too!

And I had even cooked a proper meal.

*50's housewife wannabe*

:(

[na§tee]

men who allow a good meal to go to waste are the worst kind.

can you imagine if ranald didn't bother eating that pie last weekend? i would have cut off his balls.

[trailerprincess]

men who allow a good meal to go to waste are the worst kind.

can you imagine if ranald didn't bother eating that pie last weekend? i would have cut off his balls.

I know! I cooked salmon baked with green beans, cherry toms & black olives, garnished with smoked anchovies. New potatoes & baby corn were the sides and nice ciabatta. Choc creme brulee for dessert.

I don't even especially like salmon and now my fridge is full of it.

GGRRRR!!!

[Loppfessor]

my favorite is when you are sitting on their back half naked in the midst of a 30 minute back rub and they say "I cant be with you because we are both crazy...it just wont work...plus Im kinda seeing this girl at school..."

BAAAAHAAAAA!!!!! That's the funniest shit I've read all day. thanks.

[Bob]

BAAAAHAAAAA!!!!! That's the funniest shit I've read all day. thanks.

it's no dead child, but yeah, it's pretty funny i guess

[Loppfessor]

it's no dead child, but yeah, it's pretty funny i guess

No, this is even better because I genuinely loathe Heiress

[HEIRESS]

join the club, dinner meeting is next wednesday
shit, I hate myself the most so Im the goddamn toastmaster of any functions held in my honour

you only loathe me because I told you that you arent funny
cause you arent
at all

[Bob]

join the club, dinner meeting is next wednesday
shit, I hate myself the most so Im the goddamn toastmaster of any functions held in my honour

you only loathe me because I told you that you arent funny
cause you arent
at all

well he's no dead 10 year old, but

[HEIRESS]

and it is funny, its been my story of the week to brighten my friends day

I may have a shitty life but atleast its hilariously ridiculous

[Bob]

my shitty life is just really boring

"i came home after 9 hours of school and not interacting with anyone and played zelda until i fell asleep" isn't a very good story but it's pretty much my day most of the time

[Bitchamachacha]

I've been avoiding all date possibilities. Period.

I won't even give a guy the time of day right now because I'm still healing from my break-up. It's "ME TIME", baby!














*Plus I can't have sex for 5 1/2 more weeks due to my "Giner Blastin". :mad:

[Loppfessor]

join the club, dinner meeting is next wednesday
shit, I hate myself the most so Im the goddamn toastmaster of any functions held in my honour

you only loathe me because I told you that you arent funny
cause you arent
at all

No I loathe you because you’re a self centered attention whore who comes here to validate your existence because the bulk of the people here kiss your ass and tell you how wonderful you are. Yeah I’ll admit you’re a pretty attractive girl but your “Hey everyone look and acknowledge me” attitude makes you real ugly real quick…in short you're just really really annoying a nice exterior with not much substance underneath

[TOY]

my favorite is when you are sitting on their back half naked in the midst of a 30 minute back rub and they say "I cant be with you because we are both crazy...it just wont work...plus Im kinda seeing this girl at school..."

Is he GAY?!

Jesus...

[Dorothy Wood]

stop caring so much, let them come to you.


ah well, if it's that simple. I actually don't care that much. it's not even him, it's just the idea of someone being so rude, it just irks me. also, he was great in the bedroom. almost perfect, could've been a bit more aggressive, but all in all, pretty great. no weird noises, no unnecessary talking, dedication to the task at hand, good kisser, etc. etc.

whatever. doesn't matter. he's not it.


and who the fuck are you schmeltz? get off my cock you lurking bastard. what the fuck do you know about me? how is being upset by getting stood up after someone specifically told you they wanted to see a movie with you desperate? OMG I WOULD LIKE SOMEONE TO BE POLITE TO ME FOR ONCE, I AM SO DESPERATE!

fuck off. I get laid when I want to and I got dudes eyein my shit daily, I'm just a little fucking miffed that someone I actually get along with that likes to giggle about stupid shit is jerking me around so much.


p.s. I may have had a little too much irish cough syrup and nyquil.




also, I think that it's pretty clear that what's making me, heiress and beastieangel01 and every other girl on here seem boy crazy or whatever, is the men that are fucking ridiculous to us! ARRRRRRAAAAAACK

[Loppfessor]

also, I think that it's pretty clear that what's making me, heiress and beastieangel01 and every other girl on here seem boy crazy or whatever, is the men that are fucking ridiculous to us! ARRRRRRAAAAAACK

People will only treat you as badly as you allow them too...

[Schmeltz]

what the fuck do you know about me?


Only what you write on this message board, which makes you seem really desperate and needy.

[Dorothy Wood]

okay then, let me get back in my time machine and say, "NO! I DO NOT WANT TO SEE A MOVIE WITH YOU! JERK!"


ah, all better.


seriously, better now than later I guess.

[Dorothy Wood]

Only what you write on this message board, which makes you seem really desperate and needy.


yeah, well, you're a huge dork. so your opinion means nothing to me.

[Schmeltz]

Well, you solicited it, so I offered it. Take it as you will.

[Loppfessor]

yeah, well, you're a huge dork. so your opinion means nothing to me.

C'mon you can burn better than that....

[Dorothy Wood]

it's hard to insult someone you know nothing about. especially because I'm clearly intoxicated.

I better go to bed soon, I'm sensing that my roommate and her boyfriend are about to hump.

[Loppfessor]

Why don't ya join them??

[Dorothy Wood]

I have a cold, otherwise, :cool: (y) :eek: :confused:

[Loppfessor]

Sweet! I hope your roomie brings me home one night!

[Drederick Tatum]

loathing somebody on the internet is pretty sad.

[Loppfessor]

loathing somebody on the internet is pretty sad.

Well I guess you're just too cool for school...

[beastieangel01]

if you honestly loathed someone online,

you can always hit ignore.

why put forth the energy on saying so or trying to talk down to them or belittle them? unless you get off on that somehow. or if you are that bored... either way, that just makes it more sad (i.e. you look like a sad individual) to give them shit.

walk away, or ignore. or say your piece once and leave it be.

unless you want to continue wasting time and coming off as internet jerk. *shrug

[Loppfessor]

if you honestly loathed someone online,

you can always hit ignore.

why put forth the energy on saying so or trying to talk down to them or belittle them? unless you get off on that somehow. or if you are that bored... either way, that just makes it more sad (i.e. you look like a sad individual) to give them shit.

walk away, or ignore. or say your piece once and leave it be.

unless you want to continue wasting time and coming off as internet jerk. *shrug

Well I am bored, and I do find it entertaining just like I find the people I love on her entertaining it's kind of a yin and yang thing. Also I could give a shit less how I'm coming off, internet jerk or other, on here....

[Dorothy Wood]

I'm confused about the last few posts.

still no word from the jerk.

[mikizee]

kick that jerk to the kerb!

[Knuckles]

You and Bob should just move in together.

[Bob]

i'm more sleepy mcsleeperson than she could handle