Today's my mom's birthday......

[Junker]

....and I only realized now!!!!

Damn!! She did me the breakfast an hour ago. I talked to her, I kissed her before I leave and said goodbye. And I didn't fucking remember her b-day.

Should I call her?? Actually I don't think it's a good idea. I think I'll buy her something after my work.

This situation makes me a bad son?? :(

[Otis Driftwood]

Oh, for shame...
This calls for a dinner invitation!

[Junker]

Man, Im stupid. ....
Thats why yesterday she said SHE would take us to eat out. Actually we are the ones who should take her to eat out.

[Junkers Mom]

I HAVE NO SON!

[Junker]

:( :( :( :( :(

I'm sorry momma! You know I love you don't you??

[icy manipulator]

bahahahaha, someone must be really really bored

[Junker]

bahahahaha, someone must be really really bored

and you have 1 chance to guess who he is.

[icy manipulator]

OTIS! that bloody pug

[Junker]

;)

[Otis Driftwood]

I SWEAR TO GOD IT WASN'T ME I WAS OUT FOR LUNCH! (!)

[Junker]

Could this be really my mom then??

[Otis Driftwood]

Dude, I think I'm picking up serious Norman Bates vibes offa you... ;)

[Junker]

lol......I might be psycho but not that much tho.

[icy manipulator]

hmm, so the mystery remains.....

oh paulo we have 2 more brazillians at work now. i swear after every asian country there's more brazillians here than any other nationality

[Junker]

hmm, so the mystery remains.....

oh paulo we have 2 more brazillians at work now. i swear after every asian country there's more brazillians here than any other nationality

lol

2 male brazilians?

[Otis Driftwood]

Lucky for you (if they're chicks). Junks, maybe you should post something about eating too much fastfood or something, then you can try to catch the culprit...

[Junker]

Lucky for you (if they're chicks). Junks, maybe you should post something about eating too much fastfood or something, then you can try to catch the culprit...

You think so?

[Otis Driftwood]

You know it takes cheese bait to catch the mouse...

[miss soul fire]

You are cruel, Junker!!!(n) :(


:D

[Junker]

I'm not so smart to catch someone like this. I suck at traps.

[Junkers Mom]

Could this be really my mom then??

Ex Mom.

[icy manipulator]

yeah brazillian dudes, although there's no shortages of the females here. i swear thet can wear a potato sack and still look bloody amazing :D

[Otis Driftwood]

Ex Mom.
Hey, are you a hot brazilian MILF?

[camo]

....and I only realized now!!!!

Damn!! She did me the breakfast an hour ago. I talked to her, I kissed her before I leave and said goodbye. And I didn't fucking remember her b-day.

Should I call her?? Actually I don't think it's a good idea. I think I'll buy her something after my work.

This situation makes me a bad son?? :(

Give her my regards P!

[Junker]

Give her my regards P!

I think you should give yourself cause it seems I didn't have a mom anymore. :(

Ex Mom

[Junker]

Hey, are you a hot brazilian MILF?

Watch your mouth Otis. :mad:

[Otis Driftwood]

Oy vey! Junkers Mom will be aliasing as Junkers Ex Mom soon!

[Junker]

^^ :(

[Otis Driftwood]

At least you can skip on the flowers.

[camo]

I think you should give yourself cause it seems I didn't have a mom anymore. :(

I meant really coz she'll ask who I am then you can say it's my ambi mate whom I told on a message board about how much of a moron I was this morning. And she will foregive you and love you once more!!!! :D

[na§tee]

welcome to our newest member.. junker's mom!

it's not me. i just read it. on the front page.

[na§tee]

oh, junkers mom already posted. okay. now i look stupid.

[camo]

welcome to our newest member.. junker's mom!

it's not me. i just read it. on the front page.


You get around everywhere in this place c!

[Otis Driftwood]

The boards front page needs a cover girl section...

[icy manipulator]

she's the board bike :eek: :cool: :p

[Otis Driftwood]

Do non-aussies get the word "bike"?

[icy manipulator]

hmm, i dont know, i assume all motherland countries would understand it

[Junkers Mom]

I think you should give yourself cause it seems I didn't have a mom anymore. :(

I forgive you. But you'd better take me out to dinner tonight. And I want a Wii.

[Junkers Mom]

39 posts and not a single "Happy Birthday" :(

[Tone Capone]

39 posts and not a single "Happy Birthday" :(

Happy birthday... you gettin laid tonight?

[Junker]

Well, better late than never: Happy Birthday mom.

Where do you wanna have dinner tonight?? About the Wii, I'll see what I can do.

[Junker]

I meant really coz she'll ask who I am then you can say it's my ambi mate whom I told on a message board about how much of a moron I was this morning. And she will foregive you and love you once more!!!! :D

She already forgave me! But thanks anyway. (y)

[na§tee]

she's the board bike :eek: :cool: :p
yeah, and you're the board drunk!

:cool:

[Otis Driftwood]

We'll have to settle this like civilized drunks and drink to determine this honor!

[Junker]

Everybody's a board drunk (y) :)

Otis and Icy are a little more than the others but thats all.

[icy manipulator]

yeah, and you're the board drunk!

:cool:
you're the board junkers mum@!

[Junker]

you're the board junkers mum@!

Is this true nastee?? Or should I say, MOM??? :confused:

[icy manipulator]

yeah, and you're the board drunk!

:cool:
and the board cleavage :cool:

[icy manipulator]

if nastee's your mum then you're got a serious milf ;)

EDIT: fuck i hate typing the wrong names in different conversations

[Junker]

if nastee's your mum then you're got a serious milf ;)


Really?? Now I wanna see that too. :p

[The Notorious LOL]

attach a picture of your nipples in a birthday card

[icy manipulator]

Really?? Now I wanna see that too. :p
on this page halfway downish (y)
http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=16309&page=75

[Junker]

on this page halfway downish (y)
http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=16309&page=75

OMG!!!!! :eek: :eek:

You were damn right pat!!! Definitely a MILF.

[icy manipulator]

fuckin ay.

btw, you're a huge zoltan paulo. i clicked on your MY NEW SPACE link :rolleyes:
so gay, lolz:p

[Junker]

fuckin ay.

btw, you're a huge zoltan paulo. i clicked on your MY NEW SPACE link :rolleyes:
so gay, lolz:p

hahahahaha........Gotcha!

[Junker]

(y)

And my mom's bday was already forgotten.