camo & tp.

[na§tee]

i see you private messaging.

are you private messaging each other? :cool:

come on, i need some gossip round 'ere. it's snowing. my boss is off work today and tomorrow. i am working as and when i want to. which is.. never.

[na§tee]

they are still messaging! :o

i demand special edition na§tee comic replete with scotland and SNOW!

[icy manipulator]

earlier i was trying to figure out who tp was but now i realise. nastee's the board stalker!

[camo]

yep (y)

[na§tee]

oooh! intriguing! a man of few words! i KNEW IT! soooooo, tell us.. budding romance or nay? :cool:

i guess i am a little nosey. sarky made a thread recently about viewing who's online, and so did pres. we must be really, really bored.

[trailerprincess]

Mutual hate mail.

It's quite therapeutic

[na§tee]

ha! rubbish! i know budding love when i see it.

you know, i am the board guardian angel of relationships. i practically set up beth & deaf's marriage. practically. a little. well. maybe not.

so, where do you guys live? close enough to visit? you know, i've never seen a picture of either of you but i've heard your dulcet tones, tp!

[camo]

ha! rubbish! i know budding love when i see it.

you know, i am the board guardian angel of relationships. i practically set up beth & deaf's marriage. practically. a little. well. maybe not.

I have no heart, therefore I am incapbable of this love thing you speak of.

[na§tee]

YOUR SARCASM REVEALS YOUR TRUE FEELINGS!

[camo]

YOUR SARCASM REVEALS YOUR TRUE FEELINGS!

YOUR CAPITOL LETTERS ARE GIVING ME THE SQUINTS :D

[na§tee]

IT'S CAPITAL NOT CAPITOL YAH FANNY. DON'T MAKE ME GET THE DOGS OUT AGAIN.

[camo]

IT'S CAPITAL NOT CAPITOL YAH FANNY. DON'T MAKE ME GET THE DOGS OUT AGAIN.


*bum twitches*

[trailerprincess]

He's been banging the back off me for weeks



You lot are all quite slow on the uptake.

[icy manipulator]

love is in the air..........

[Otis Driftwood]

you know, i am the board guardian angel of relationships.
*PFT* You suck at your job! (n)

[Planetary]

IT'S CAPITAL NOT CAPITOL YAH FANNY. DON'T MAKE ME GET THE DOGS OUT AGAIN.

who let the dogs out?

[na§tee]

He's been banging the back off me for weeks



You lot are all quite slow on the uptake.
hey! what.. so.. um.. OFFICIAL BOARD COUPLE STATUS VERIFIED, YAY OR NAY? OMG!

[Planetary]

lol you're all such losers

[na§tee]

planetary is just jealous he's not a part of a board couple of lore.

don't 'loser' me, you stafforshire pleb. imma shove some oatcakes up every orifice before throwing you off oblivion. yes. oblivion!

[na§tee]

oh, and i have seen a picture of one of you. i forgot. it's wednesday.

[Tone Capone]

Give us some Scottish humor!!!

[camo]

oh, and i have seen a picture of one of you. i forgot. it's wednesday.

who?

[na§tee]

yo' woman (http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showpost.php?p=1388939&postcount=21129).

dude, you have too many signatures. you should limit it to one. perhaps, of me! it really reveals how much SPACE you take up when you quote and post one word. imma have to disable these fuckers again for a nice, clean board stylee!

[Otis Driftwood]

Give us some Scottish humor!!!
Keep the humour, give us Scotch. And not that shitty Balantines. If they sell that swill in Scotland at all...

[na§tee]

please, tone, no more jokes! i might start crying.

balantine? no more jokes from you, either, otis. you look too much like torchwood (http://www.spacedoutinc.org/images/swingindex.jpg) of the dubious sexuality for comedy comfort.

[Otis Driftwood]

balantine? no more jokes from you, either, otis. you look too much like torchwood (http://www.spacedoutinc.org/images/swingindex.jpg) of the dubious sexuality for comedy comfort.
Cultural clumsiness allows me to assert you like Balantines (http://img238.imageshack.us/img238/4787/balantines7hs.jpg)? They use caramel to give it its color, I wouldn't have pegged you to stand up for this...

[na§tee]

i have no idea what you just said.

according to your language you are saying something like "my ineptness at cultural standards permits me to put forward that you enjoy ballantines. they use caramel to give it is colour, i wouldn't have highlighted you to defend this.."

what.. you're disappointed i haven't defended the right of all whisky not to be polluted with caramel?

[camo]

yo' woman (http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showpost.php?p=1388939&postcount=21129).

dude, you have too many signatures. you should limit it to one. perhaps, of me! it really reveals how much SPACE you take up when you quote and post one word. imma have to disable these fuckers again for a nice, clean board stylee!

no

[Otis Driftwood]

@na§: Peace-ricely!

[Tone Capone]

please, tone, no more jokes! i might start crying.

Damn it woman!!! :mad:

[Planetary]

planetary is just jealous he's not a part of a board couple of lore.

don't 'loser' me, you stafforshire pleb. imma shove some oatcakes up every orifice before throwing you off oblivion. yes. oblivion!

yeah, well jealous. in fact so much so that i think i'll dump my girlfriend who i actually get to see in real life and start dating pixel people!

[na§tee]

you know, i was actually being sarcastic so you allowing yourself to rise to that jibe sort of dilutes your coolness :( sorry.

camo, i get it! i get wot you did thurr. cleverh!

otis, sorry, but again, i have no idea what you mean.

tone, i speaketh the truth!

[Planetary]

you know, i was actually being sarcastic so you allowing yourself to rise to that jibe sort of dilutes your coolness :( sorry.

don't apoligise baby, i knew you were being sarcastic.

[Otis Driftwood]

i have no idea what you just said.

according to your language you are saying something like "my ineptness at cultural standards permits me to put forward that you enjoy ballantines. they use caramel to give it is colour, i wouldn't have highlighted you to defend this.."

what.. you're disappointed i haven't defended the right of all whisky not to be polluted with caramel?
I think it might be in there somewhere, but I'll try again.
Proud scots, craftsmen of esteem make all that niiiiiice scotch in their kegs.
You get offended cause I don't like the one brand that uses burnt sugar to add flavor.

[camo]

camo, i get it! i get wot you did thurr. cleverh!

thnaks

[na§tee]

I think it might be in there somewhere, but I'll try again.
Proud scots, craftsmen of esteem make all that niiiiiice scotch in their kegs.
You get offended cause I don't like the one brand that uses burnt sugar to add flavor.
ummmm. eh?

looking back you said "Keep the humour, give us Scotch. And not that shitty Balantines" which i have never heard of in my long and prosperous life in scotland.

i didn't express any opinion or offense that you 'dislike' said tipple. because i don't know what it fucking is.

oh well, who cares! you're in your own little world.

[Otis Driftwood]

My world is far too big, makes me feel like a dustmote. I kinda suspected this so called scotch not being from Scotland.

[icy manipulator]

too lazy to quote but that torchwood guy was captain jack yeah? he's hot :o

[camo]

nastee breath. BREATH!

[na§tee]

are you saying i have nasty breath or are you telling me to breathe?
my breath is minty fresh thankyouverymuch. where'd you get that one from?

icy, you're ghey for john barrowman? shame. he's probably ghey for you too, though!

[jackrock]

Miss Nastee you remind me of an excited puppy! :D
hehe <3

:D(y)

[camo]

are you saying i have nasty breath or are you telling me to breathe?
my breath is minty fresh thankyouverymuch. where'd you get that one from?

icy, you're ghey for john barrowman? shame. he's probably ghey for you too, though!

Just breath, chill out. You totally come across as the PMT warrior some days :D

[na§tee]

it's breathe not breath yah fanny. the dogs.. they're coming!

you obviously haven't been round here long enough when you don't realise that my excitable ranting on a slow day is evidently for comedic effect. i don't get PMT. i'm on the pill de contraceptionne.

[na§tee]

oh, apart from otis. that was all genuine. booyah!

[icy manipulator]

icy, you're ghey for john barrowman? shame. he's probably ghey for you too, though!
a little :o
ever since i fell in love with maria sharapova i'm starting to like american accents :o

[Otis Driftwood]

And here I thought you were a manhater! Try to invent a nicetee alias and be a little more sociable you bloody cow! (That was just for comedic effect!)

[Tone Capone]

tone, i speaketh the truth!

COME ON!!!

How about a little something about a disabled-Black-lesbian? Hmmm? Just a taste?

[camo]

it's breathe not breath yah fanny. the dogs.. they're coming!

you obviously haven't been round here long enough when you don't realise that my excitable ranting on a slow day is evidently for comedic effect. i don't get PMT. i'm on the pill de contraceptionne.

You really don't have to correct my purpoursely dun misspellinz you know.
You kinda reverse the sarcasm that way :rolleyes:

I know it's all for you're enjoyment really.

[na§tee]

tone, i only whip out the irish black disabled lesbian jokes on special occasions. today isn't special. maybe tomorrow will be.

otis, ssssshhhhh. i am sociable. just not with you.

icy, i had to put up with john barrowman through weeks and weeks of how do you solve a problem of maria and musical theatre. my teeth itch a little when i see him. and he's not american, oh no! he's scottish. honest to god. just.. with an american accent.

[Tone Capone]

tone, i only whip out the irish black disabled lesbian jokes on special occasions. today isn't special. maybe tomorrow will be.


ooooooh... you're such a tease. I like it... I like it a lot:cool:

[camo]

Oh btw absolutely nothing is going on between me and TP, we just got chatting on private for a bit. I'm not after that sort of thing for the moment!

[icy manipulator]

icy, i had to put up with john barrowman through weeks and weeks of how do you solve a problem of maria and musical theatre. my teeth itch a little when i see him. and he's not american, oh no! he's scottish. honest to god. just.. with an american accent.
well that's ok then, it's not a true american accent. and masha still has a bit of russian left in her accent. she does like snow patrol tho which is a big let down :(

[befsquire]

you know, i am the board guardian angel of relationships. i practically set up beth & deaf's marriage.
it's true, she did!

[TAL]

i see you private messaging.

are you private messaging each other? :cool:

come on, i need some gossip round 'ere. it's snowing.

[Rock]

how do you see that someone is private messaging?

[camo]

Why is this still going?

[na§tee]

it wasn't? last post was four days ago. you bumpethed it!

[TAL]

How silly, why would anyone bump this thread :confused:

[camo]

it wasn't? last post was four days ago. you bumpethed it!

I've been away from the computer since last wednesday!

I only looked for thhis thread when I read you're pm you sent me