my roommate (whom I hate) broke up with my friend (whom I love) last night

[HEIRESS]

and she texted me the line

"well, who wants a short moody feminist anyways?"

LALLLLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

[na§tee]

lesbians?

fuck me, i'm having muchos drama with my resident lesbian atm, too. her girlfriend (who is french and therefore predisposed to tantrums and moodyness) is living with us at the moment because her flat is "too cold". yeah. whatever. apparently she isn't using double the resources because sarah (my flatmate) is on tour with her play most of the time, but still, eh.

sarah recently told her she was unhappy (marie - the girlfriend - keeps on putting demands on her that she shouldn't drink or smoke or do anything remotely social etc etc) and would like to break up with her. marie went CRAZY. absolutely CRAZY. tears, tantrums, a punch in the FACE (no lie) which sarah (being an actress) PRETENDED TO FAINT WITH ON CONTACT SO AS TO STOP MARIE RUNNING AWAY FROM THE FLAT INTO THE STREET (!!!!!!!!).

anyway, they're on they're off they're on they're off.

last night they were on. the night before they were very much off with much tears, slamming of doors, ignoring each other etc etc. thing is, i know this is just because they both fucking love the drama. they love it. if i wanted to break up with someone the first thing i would do is goddamnit chuck them out of the FUCKING FLAT. which sarah refused to do.

one day she is going to break up with her and no-one is going to believe her. i am sick and tired of coming home to "oh, we've broke up.. i'm really sad. really gutted!" i.e GIVE ME MORE ATTENTION PLEASE I AM SAD :( :( :( WOOPS PSYCH! NOT REALLY I'M IN BED WITH HER NAKED NOW.

fucks sake. it really annoys me.

[The Notorious LOL]

wimminz are nuts. two wimminz in a relationship is twice the hormonal imbalances and drastic mood swings.

[abcdefz]

Never mind. Not funny.

[HEIRESS]

nono, my roomie is a boy

and my friend is a girl

this is why the "short moody feminist" comment is even funnier because its directed at the dude

[na§tee]

ohh ohhhh i get it i get it.

oh, man. i feel stupid now :(

short men are (n) it's my only real sort of prejudice.

[Otis Driftwood]

it's my only real sort of prejudice.
That's rot!

[The Notorious LOL]

100,000 cool points for §.


I would rather weigh 400 lbs and be 6 feet than be in great shape and be 5 foot 3 because at least I could lose weight but theres no cure for being short hahahahahahahahahaha



short girls on the other hand are :cool: x 1000

[na§tee]

honey, that's the wrong sort of context to use that word that you blatantly only learned from my only personal use but 7 hours ago.

it's what rot. what.

okay, my only real sort of prejudice is short men and annoying people who should post less on message boards.

[Otis Driftwood]

Black disabled lesbians, don't count?
I was using rot cause I find it annoying. Apparently you do so as well, so stop it.

[na§tee]

100,000 cool points for §.
BOOYAH!

lolz. new sig? you might have to get in a wrestling match with miss h though to get there.

i was getting worried there because of course i don't dislike all short men per se. just short men that i might have sexual intercourse with. that.. no. that just couldn't happen.

and yeah, short girlies are teh cute. short lara is teh cutest! (y)

[The Notorious LOL]

nah for me personally whenever I see some short dude whos all cocky its pretty obvious he is trying to compensate for his lack of height. I cant stand short males, and its funny that you mention it because I was afraid I was the only shortist out there. Like if you're under 5 foot 8 you should be sent to an island to live with other short males.

[na§tee]

there was a fantastic room 101 (you get that round your way? celebrities basically confine something they hate to hell for eternity) and rich hall picked short people. not midgets or dwarves, but people slightly taller than them. they're just fucked off because they can't have the excuse of being a small small person, they're just short. SHORT. fuckers.

otis, beeeeee quiet! where did i hint that i disliked that word, eh? stop making excuses. jesus, reading your posts is like reading spam sometimes, seriously. at first glance it looks like it makes sense, but when you read it again it's all convoluted gibberish. your next post will probably be something like "yep, cum loving cutie blasted by giant cum tsunami" "trusted sofware can be cheap and best. we say!" "hey stunnin, babe strokin, a hard pole!" "parents seducing.. their yang daughter!"

you're probably short, anyway. that explains the attit00d. and if you're going to continue with the spamming, please know that i'm not going to continue replying to that ROT! rot! hahahah see what i did there!

[Otis Driftwood]

I'm not giving you any of those satisfactions. Rage on, shortie.

[na§tee]

aw shitz, i better downsize my five foot 11 self next time i post in this here thread, eh?

[The Notorious LOL]

*sets up folding chair in thread*

[Otis Driftwood]

How's the air down there?

[HotAndWet]

aw shitz, i better downsize my five foot 11 self next time i post in this here thread, eh?

wow you're 5'11"? I always feel like I have to be friends with other tall girls like myself because there are so few of us. :o

[na§tee]

yuppers, five 11! my mum says five foot 10 and a half because it sounds less obscene. i guess it's more that, actually, because i slouch so much :/

i have a hella time finding trousers. hella. i've given up, actually. height + bootay + childbearing hips = not a good combination make. i'm a dress and skirt gal all the way.

[HEIRESS]

Ive almost given up on trousers, and Im only 5foot6

I seem to be attracted mostly to boys in the 5foot7 range

tsk tsk

[The Notorious LOL]

you'll have to go visit "short mans island" after I become pres'dent of the world

[HEIRESS]

you'll have to go visit "short mans island" after I become pres'dent of the world

one way ticket kthx!

[DandyFop]

wimminz are nuts. two wimminz in a relationship is twice the hormonal imbalances and drastic mood swings.

Some guy at my work the other night was all "If I was a girl I'd totally be a lesbian" and I was like FUCK THAT, too much drama, but I guess he just likes boobies.

[zorra_chiflada]

wow you're 5'11"? I always feel like I have to be friends with other tall girls like myself because there are so few of us. :o

we need to make a club. (i'm only 5' 10 though)
trouser shopping is pure hell

[na§tee]

'only' five ten! that's still pretty significant. high five.

i'm not one of those lithe amazonian tall girls though. i'm a slightly chunky tall girl. my day used to say i was about as elegant as an elephant ballerina :mad:

[beastiegirrl101]

tall girls can get away with a little extra weight easier than us short stubby gals. I heart you tallies!

[zorra_chiflada]

'only' five ten! that's still pretty significant. high five.

i'm not one of those lithe amazonian tall girls though. i'm a slightly chunky tall girl. my day used to say i was about as elegant as an elephant ballerina :mad:

i think my legs are too long for my body, and that's what give me the extra tall.

[na§tee]

my legs are where the length is too. sometimes i would prefer a bit of the length to be transferred to my torso or something, so the whole trouser thing would be less of a big deal. haven't worn jeans this century. given up.

ranald says i have boxer arms! as in, a good stretch. not rocky muscles.

did you know tall people are at very high risk for getting a collapsed lung sometime in their life? i have a friend who is 6 foot 1 and her lung collapsed when she was about my age. she said it was not very pleasant. i bet!

[zorra_chiflada]

my lung collapsed when i had peritonitis, then i got pnuemonia

[na§tee]

ah. see. a triforce of pain. wow, that's pretty unlucky :(

[zorra_chiflada]

oohooh and my 6 foot 2 aunt had something that completely fucked up her lung as well. she was very near to dying.

[mikizee]

I'm only 5'7 :(

[na§tee]

wow, that is quite the suck. sorry :(

i don't know what it is about the tallness which effects it. too much strain/demand on them, i would presume. pneumothorax, that's what it is. i can imagine being a tall smoker in particular is a cause for imminent doom.

[beastiegirrl101]

5'2 represent represent!

hey do you guys see the tall chick on American Idol last night who was 6'7? If I was tall I would totally wear heals. Big ones.

[The Notorious LOL]

whyd you italicize smoker? :mad: