BBMB Asphyxi-Wank Thread!!!

[Kid Presentable]

Does anybody here like to um....restrict their breathing whilst self pleasuring? I'm very interested in finding out about it, and would love some feedback from you all.

[TurdBerglar]

ask Michael Hutchence

[Pres Zount]

I will at least admit to holding my breath, nothing more.

[kaiser soze]

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it hurts

[Kid Presentable]

Thing is, I put some grocery bags on my head last night, and became heavy with arousal. And now I'm wondering..........

[Pres Zount]

Apparantly otis driftwood is not online.

[TOY]

I will at least admit to holding my breath, nothing more.

Yeah

[Kid Presentable]

Apparantly otis driftwood is not online.
Hahahaha

YOU FRIEND REQUEST HAS BEEN DENIED

*holds breath*

[Pres Zount]

If otis was online, I would be PMing my personal contact details. But he's not, so I guess I can't be his best bud.

Everyone: Otis likes to restrict his breathing whilst touching himself, that is the in-joke.

[kaiser soze]

yeah I tried the grocery bag thing...but a pineapple hit me in the head

so I quit

[Kid Presentable]

I might roll myself up in gladwrap, just as a taster.

[kaiser soze]

let us know how well it works....

if you survive :eek:

[Pres Zount]

holding my hand over my mouth now.

[Kid Presentable]

I'm going to put a pillow case over my head to make sure no light gets in. (y)

[Bob]

Hahahaha

YOU FRIEND REQUEST HAS BEEN DENIED

*holds breath*

....go get a towel

[hitmonlee]

no, only during sex

:eek:

tmi!

[icy manipulator]

watch Ken Park

[Kid Presentable]

belts too loose

[Kid Presentable]

....

[QueenAdrock]

Never tried it, do you cut off the air supply before or during the orgasm? I don't really get how it works. Either way, I'd feel weird about trying it.

A friend of mine was doing a girl and she told him to choke her. He thought it was weird, but complied, and she got off. Hours later, he came running back and excitedly said "I broadened my sexual horizons! I choked a bitch!"

He's lucky that she wasn't insane and just wanted to get authorities involved for money.

[ggirlballa]

"I broadened my sexual horizons! I choked a bitch!"



sounds like an eminem lyric

[Pres Zount]

^That was actually pretty funny

[ggirlballa]

^That was actually pretty funny

why thank you(y) *takes a bow*

now do i get a medal?

[Pres Zount]

Stop.

[Kid Presentable]

Stop.
You can't use that as a safe word. Something like apple or Otis.

I might tie a rope around my neck and greet the wife in the nude when she gets home. She might be keen, especially if I have a pair of knickers on my head and a cucmber up my arse.

[Loppfessor]

A friend of mine was doing a girl and she told him to choke her. He thought it was weird, but complied, and she got off. Hours later, he came running back and excitedly said "I broadened my sexual horizons! I choked a bitch!"



It's really not all that uncommon....a partner introduced me to it a long time ago and it's been part of my routine ever since. As far as doing it to myself while whacking off...that's a bit much

[Pres Zount]

Lopp, if you find that alot of women are strangling you during sexual relations, perhaps you should stop and think 'Hey, these women are actually trying to kill me so that I will stop having sex with them'.

[Loppfessor]

Lopp, if you find that alot of women are strangling you during sexual relations, perhaps you should stop and think 'Hey, these women are actually trying to kill me so that I will stop having sex with them'.


Oh I get it, it’s a joke implying that the women I engage in intercourse with are not willing participants or at the very least are not enjoying the act….how clever

[Otis Driftwood]

If otis was online, I would be PMing my personal contact details. But he's not, so I guess I can't be his best bud.

Everyone: Otis likes to restrict his breathing whilst touching himself, that is the in-joke.
Do I now? I'm off to the wankatorium, I'll let you know what I find out...

[Otis Driftwood]

Lopp, if you find that alot of women are strangling you during sexual relations, perhaps you should stop and think 'Hey, these women are actually trying to kill me so that I will stop having sex with them'.
Hey, my favorite ex wanted to be choked. That was the weirdest. But if some woman tried to kill me during the act, I'd hurry the fuck up.

[Pres Zount]

Oh I get it, it’s a joke implying that the women I engage in intercourse with are not willing participants or at the very least are not enjoying the act….how clever
Yeah. In hindsight I guess I should have hinted that you were raping them as well, 'cause I was only implying that they were not enjoying the act.

[Loppfessor]

Yeah. In hindsight I guess I should have hinted that you were raping them as well, 'cause I was only implying that they were not enjoying the act.

rookie mistake....

[Pres Zount]

I agree. A definate rookie mistake to confuse your intentions to be 'not rape'.

[Loppfessor]

^wow another winner....you are on a roll tonight. I am very impressed with your comedy

[Pres Zount]

And I am ashamed of yours. END.

[Otis Driftwood]

C'mon. I just breathed like a respirator. What were you trying to insinuate with your attempt at comedy?

[Loppfessor]

And I am ashamed of yours. END.

no I'm being serious....c'mon don't be so modest I mean it's sooo hilarious how you keep implying that I somehow must force myself upon women...I mean genius man. Oh and the originality of it all!

[Kid Presentable]

Otis, man. Shut the fuck up for once.

[Otis Driftwood]

Great post! I didn't ask you, so you shut up!

[Helen Keller]

...

[Pres Zount]

wow, that post was really nothing to see

[icy manipulator]

watch Ken Park ppl. it's a fucked up movie but some guy (who eventually kills his grand parents) get the rope of his bath robe, attachs one end to his door handle and the other end to his and masterbates to anna kournikova playing tennis. unforunately you see the money shot and all. that's a memory i wish i could forget

worst part was that my brother walked in in that part of the movie, so quickly Alt Tab'ed and it was the one and only moment that i prefered that someone thought i was watching a porno :o

[skinnybutphat]

I usually brush myself with olive oil (extra virgin) and then put a apple in my mouth like a stuffed pig. The apple helps to restrict the breathing.

[abcdefz]

He nailed "ask" also. (y)

[ericlee]

My buddy works as an EMT and had to go to the house of some guy who died like that. He said the cops laughed when they first came to the scene.