in this thread, bob gets to 10,000

[Dorothy Wood]

ready now, do it!

[Bob]

10,000 whats

oh man nuts to that

[Dorothy Wood]

it doesn't have to be today. but it better be in here when it happens. or I'll do something rash!

[ggirlballa]

go bob go

[Loppfessor]

10,000 whats

oh man nuts to that

Maniacs??

[jabumbo]

you better do it here, because i don't want to see dorothy doing something rash. she really worries me sometimes

[TAL]

You should've called it "in this thread, bob gets laid". Then maybe he would've been interested.

[na§tee]

10,000... hours on zelda?

[Pres Zount]

Post bob, post! C'mon!

[Bob]

i'm posting, i'm posting

[JobDDT]

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about Bob's post count?


http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/6758/ovep9.jpg

(click for the surprising and obscure answer!)

[Junker]

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about Bob's post count?


http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/6758/ovep9.jpg

(click for the surprising and obscure answer!)

Vegeta is my fave DB char.


PS: obviously you dont give a damn.

[Bob]

10,000... hours on zelda?

i already beat it :(

[Pres Zount]

You beat more than 10, 000 hours??? I don't think you've even had it that long, you cheater.

[Bob]

i'm really good

[Pres Zount]

ok cool!

[Dorothy Wood]

seriously (http://grza.net/GIS/Subject%20&%20Verb%20-%20Never%20Forget.png)

[Dorothy Wood]

it's getting closer.

[Bob]

i know, i noticed

i was thinking of bumping the thread but then i was all "no, that's too nerdy"

[TurdBerglar]

everyone likes bob

[zorra_chiflada]

yeah. how do you get to be like bob. i wanna be like him.

[Bob]

get nearly 10,000 posts on the

oh

i'm afraid i can't help either of you

[cosmo105]

basically be witty and neurotically hilarious to the point where it's a tragic flaw, then be really smart and a law student with a drinking problem and a reputation for sleeping with boys and you're on your way.

[Bob]

boy!

one boy!

edit: man. not boy. boy makes me sound like a pedophile

i'd also argue with you about the drinking problem but i happen to be on my second beer of the night

[yeahwho]

Is Bob real? I always thought Bob was a bot.

[ggirlballa]

hey bob is bob your real name?


been wondering

[TurdBerglar]

no it's robert

[kleptomaniac]

Is Bob real? I always thought Bob was a bot.

you must be thinking of TAL :D

[Bob]

my name is bob, yes

my contracts professor called me "rob" the other day though. he called on me to talk about a case in class, and i was on the hook for like an hour and he kept calling me rob. i did ok though

[adam_f]

Didn't Wilt Chamberlain sleep with like, 10,000 women?

I knew that sex had nothing to do with this thread though.

[jackrock]

Cue 'Eye of the Tiger'. Get your game face on, Bob.

[Bob]

oh god, i almost missed it

[Bob]

wait a minute

[Pres Zount]

I'm so excited!

[Bob]

oh, i thought for a second someone was deleting my posts. i could have sworn i had 9,997, then i made a post, only to look back and see that it said 9,997 again

i'm gonna finish this tomorrow, i gotta think of a good 10,000th post

what sucks is, i wanna make more posts, but then this won't be funny. i'm just gonna keep editing this one for a while

[cosmo105]

^hahahahaha

[jabumbo]

all this buildup with such a lousey result


you dissapoint me bob

[Dorothy Wood]

YES!!!!!

[faz]

YES!!!!!

Shhhhh, dont tell her

[Bitchamachacha]

You should've called it "in this thread, bob gets laid". Then maybe he would've been interested.

Hell, I'd lay Bob. He's grown into a cutie, and it would be my official duty as a BBMB member to....uh..

I have no idea. What board is this again?

[TAL]

I wrote that 3 months ago.

[Bitchamachacha]

Wrote what?

I'm super confused.

I've been busier that bat shit as of late. It's a good thing, but I may start smoking crack to get the edge off.

Speaking of crack, would someone please moon me. I need a good glare to refocus my attention.

[TAL]

That thing you quoted. I didn't remember writing that.

[kleptomaniac]

That thing you quoted. I didn't remember writing that.

but TAL remembers everything :(

[Bitchamachacha]

That thing you quoted. I didn't remember writing that.

I don't remember you writing that either. In fact..I don't remember this thread.

So..Bob probably got to 9 million by now, ey?

[TAL]

No, TAL knows everything. There's a difference.

[TAL]

I don't remember you writing that either. In fact..I don't remember this thread.

So..Bob probably got to 9 million by now, ey?
Nothing at all to do with this thread, but I hope I get a book for my birthday ;)

[kleptomaniac]

No, TAL knows everything. There's a difference.

okay then :D

[SugarInTheRaw]

Didn't Wilt Chamberlain sleep with like, 10,000 women?

I knew that sex had nothing to do with this thread though.

Which implies that it does. Move ahead, bob!

[zippo]

and he got.

[Bob]

10,000 posts, not laid

the two are pretty mutually exclusive

[GreenEarthAl]

Congratulations. You're a legend now.

[Planetary]

next stop: one million posts!