This thread is an intervention for genocide tulips

[Dorothy Wood]

I'm really worried about you. You mention drinking in every single post you make. are you okay? I mean, I like to drink. mostly everyone likes to get a little saucy now and then. but I'm starting to see a pattern. so, just get into this van with me and we'll take a drive.

[cosmo105]

i think it's norcen.

[Pres Zount]

so, just get into this van with me and we'll take a drive.
Off a cliff!

[Loppfessor]

Can I have a ride in your van too?

[mikizee]

aww now i want one

[Knuckles]

i think it's norcen.
I was leaning that direction myself.

[ToucanSpam]

I think Tulips is a legit other person than Norcen, but God if they met up they'd probably hit it off.

[Genocide Tulips]

I'm really worried about you. You mention drinking in every single post you make. are you okay? I mean, I like to drink. mostly everyone likes to get a little saucy now and then. but I'm starting to see a pattern. so, just get into this van with me and we'll take a drive.

I have had two interventions already within last year. One I was on other things rather than alcohol and that did not end well. I lost a few friends that night.

I don't need an intervention, I'm quite fine. Thanks for your concern though.

[na§tee]

everyone likes to get a little saucy now and then.
lolz.

drinking a lot is quite bad for you, gennie - do you mind if i call you gennie? i create little pet names for everyone around here. gennie it is then.

also, if you carry on you might end up as the universal sign for "drunk", "alcohol", "alcoholic" and "booze" in i-sketch, much like icy is already :( you don't want that to happen, do yeh?

[Genocide Tulips]

Gennie is cute, I like that. :)

If the alcohol was a serious threat to my health, I'll stop. It's not right now, so I have no need to stop. I may drink a lot, but I'm not controlled by it.

I don't drunk post like icy does.

[TAL]

i create little pet names for everyone around here.
What's mine?

[Genocide Tulips]

Remington Steele

[Lex Diamonds]

I think Tulips is a legit other person than Norcen, but God if they met up they'd probably hit it off.
Except for the fact he's deformed and gay.

[Genocide Tulips]

No deformed gays. I already had one try to hit on my the other day at a bar. It was both repulsive and sad. She had a weird walk due to some strange accident when she was a child. I didn't realy care, but it was all I heard besides how hot I look and how bad she wanted to "eat my pussy raw" (those were her exact words). I laughed and left, emotionally scarred for the rest of my life.

[Lex Diamonds]

Woulda been more worrying if she said she wanted to cook it, surely?

"I'm gonna fry me up some pussy steak! Gimme that razor!"

[Genocide Tulips]

Yeah, that's true. I might have grabbed a pool ball and smacked her across the head had she said that.

[befsquire]

I have had two interventions already within last year. One I was on other things rather than alcohol and that did not end well. I lost a few friends that night.

I don't need an intervention, I'm quite fine. Thanks for your concern though.
if you had 2 in the last year, i'd be more than a little concerned. i've never had any, much less 2 within a year's time. i'll only say that a lot of people with problems are the last to admit they have one.

so, why did you lose a few friends? they won't talk to you, or you won't talk to them?

[Genocide Tulips]

Little bit of both. They seem to just give up on me and stopped talking to me. After awhile, they try to rekindle the friendship and I'm not having it.

When I showed up for an intervention for my supposed alcohol problem, I was on some other things that made me seem very bitchy and I started causing a scene, yelling at people and falling all over the place. I may have said some hurtful things to some, but they said worse. Some stopped being my friend due to the things I said, others just didn't want to deal with me anymore. Now they crawl back and I'm not having it. They revealed how much they thought of me that night and it's not worth having fake friends.

[DIGI]

Fuckin lush.

[Auton]

lol @ drunks in denial

[Genocide Tulips]

so fucking what if i have a problem! so fucking what if im here in my apartment alone drinking and doing nothing. i just want alcohol in my system. fuck you, ok? You don'tknow what it is like ot be me. fucking hell. fuck you and all your fucking family.

[Auton]

hahahaha

[Genocide Tulips]

your going tnowhere in life. you think you are but watch out for it.

[Auton]

haha. drunk posting is awesome.

[Knuckles]

I've heard alcohol enemas are the fastest way to get booze in your system.

You should go sit on a bottle of Jack. (y)

[Genocide Tulips]

fuck you . djack daniels is really shit and id never fuck him anyway since he had his dick sucked by auton again

[Auton]

fuck that. it was sam adams.

[Genocide Tulips]

rhats right, you settle for less.

[Auton]

dham straihgt i selettle forr lesss come onn lets get soem morre drniks

[Genocide Tulips]

shit i keep nkcoking over my vodka. you can get more drinks so you can fuck that fat 40 year old.

[Documad]

I've heard alcohol enemas are the fastest way to get booze in your system.

You should go sit on a bottle of Jack. (y)
Thanks, I really needed a laugh tonight.

[Auton]

aww man. this is an alias, isnt it. well poo, that makes it less fun.

[Genocide Tulips]

Im no alias, so piss off.

[Auton]

good. wanna fuck?

[Genocide Tulips]

and get an std? no thanks.

[Auton]

not even oral? plz?

[Genocide Tulips]

where your ock has been, no thans. I'd rather not taste your dad

[Auton]

my ock is in immaculate condition!

[Bob]

and his dad tastes pretty good!

[Genocide Tulips]

Keep telling yourself that and mayve someone will pity fuck you.

bogh of you

[Bob]

i've heard

about auton's dad

the timing on this post just didn't work

[Auton]

damn it now ill never get that sweet, sweet genocide snatch

[Genocide Tulips]

Sorry, your association with child molestor gmile just kind of ruined your chances

[g-mile7]

girl i want 2 take you on a stack of dirty magazines

[Genocide Tulips]

G-mile no! (http://gmilepeppers.ytmnd.com/)



yeah yeah, a repwated joke, but so what

[Genocide Tulips]

Yea I did.

[Genocide Tulips]

Dulls the pain and I forget i only have one kidney

[Genocide Tulips]

rhis is relly bad. I hardly drink alone or remain alone all night, but it is happening. Its not even late an I've been drinking for five or six hours. tv can only entertain me for so much.

[Documad]

Are you enjoying all the attention? Does it make you want to drink more?

[Genocide Tulips]

not really... I hate being put in the spotlihggt. I'm hopinh to black out and not remember this terrible night.

[g-mile7]

G-mile no! (http://gmilepeppers.ytmnd.com/)



yeah yeah, a repwated joke, but so what
1. That is a sub par photoshop

2. That girl looks way older than 18

-500 pts.

[TOY]

my ock is in immaculate condition!

Can I borrow that ock?

[g-mile7]

Can I borrow that ock?
Wat ock?

Zing!

[Pres Zount]

Doc Ock.

I suppose she looks like she only has one kidney, now that you mention it.

[Auton]

Can I borrow that ock?

;););)

[zorra_chiflada]

ock sounds like something nastee would say
like "ock aye"

[na§tee]

ock sounds like something nastee would say
like "ock aye"
lolz.

naaaaah. it's och.

i suppose i say it sometimes on the interwebs. och aye! i would perhaps say it irl if it came before something like "och don't be silly, you don't have cancer" or "och shut your face and order the pizza".. something like that. it's sort of a dismissive slur. well, it is in my house.

p.s. do you have any requests for scottish and/or british products? i have to send a lion bar to pres :mad: so you should receive something too. i liketh sending gifts! please, give me a challenge.

[Bob]

genocide tulips is actually popeye

ockockockockockock

[Videodrome]

I thought this was supposed to be an intervention?

[kll]

you can fuck that fat 40 year old.

i found this funny as this website is here because of men in their 40's.

[Otis Driftwood]

... albeit skinny ones...

[Kid Presentable]

There's enough data based on anecdotes alone to prove alcoholics are just stupid cunts with too much money.

"I'll have a drink this morning. I wonder if I have a problem?"

Doesn't wash any more. Twolips, if you drink yourself to death, I'd be glad. At least you got a buzz on. (y)

[Lex Diamonds]

If you have the cash for it, there's nothing wrong with borderline alcoholism. ;)(y)

[kll]

If you have the cash for it, there's nothing wrong with borderline alcoholism. ;)(y)

you're totally right... 4 interventions in one year should be cause for concern, but a mere 2 is, eh..

[beastiegirrl101]

"Get me a vodka rocks"
"Mom it's 9am"
"and a piece of toast"

[abcdefz]

You have to finish off the entire bottle of vodka because once it's open it goes bad so fast.

[Genocide Tulips]

I went through two bottles and part of a third one yesterday. I'm still good on alcohol, but I always hate it when I realize the bottle is empty.

[Auton]

totally *giggle hi 5*

[Schmeltz]

"You seem nicer than usual, Mom, are you sober?"
"Michael, it's eight a.m."
"So it's not that."

[abcdefz]

Mom, get back on the post-partum medication.

[kll]

fuckin' nuzz...

[Genocide Tulips]

Who's Nuzz?

[cookiepuss]

I went through two bottles and part of a third one yesterday. I'm still good on alcohol, but I always hate it when I realize the bottle is empty.

ummm. Denial ain't just a river in Egypt honey.

So if your "real" friends aren't the ones who cared enough to stage an intervention, then who is?

[Genocide Tulips]

There are a few people I'm sure would be there if anything I did was endangering myself. Otherwise, I sometimes question whether or not I have friends or just get used.

[cookiepuss]

ok. well you do recognize that a least a few people thought you were endangering yourself, other wise they would not have put forth an effort to arrange an intervention? just as long as you get that.

look I realize you don't think you are having any health problems because of this and that you'll stop when you do...but let me tell you...by the time you deveolpe health problems it will be ever harder to quit drinking. if you drink 2 and a half or even a whole bottle of booze a day you are damaging your liver. especially if you take tylenol for minor aches and pains. let me tell you cirosis of the liver isn't pretty.

My boyfriends mother is termanlly ill. her disease has cause cirosis of the liver. she's 56 years old and physically looks 80. she is in constant pain. I'm pretty sure no one wants to end up like her. and you have a choice.

of all the ways to kill yourself alchoholism is a slow and painful process. if you're hell bent on self distruction I'd pick something that will get it over quicker.

[Genocide Tulips]

I take tylenol or ibuprofen a number of times when I'm drinking or just about to. What's the supposed danger?

[cookiepuss]

I take tylenol or ibuprofen a number of times when I'm drinking or just about to. What's the supposed danger?

it's not supposed. it's right there on the label that if you consume more than 3 alchoholic beverages a week you should A. consult a physcian or B. not take the drug because the interaction between the drug and alchohol causes severe damage to the liver.

http://www.envtox.ucdavis.edu/cehs/TOXINS/acetalc.htm

[Genocide Tulips]

Hmm, I guess I'll just deal with the headaches and not take ibuprofen.

[cookiepuss]

okey dokey. if you want to choose headache over crubing the drinking that's up to you.

[Genocide Tulips]

I remember experiencing serious stomach pains the day after I had drank and took ibuprofen (I think I did anyway) and after that, I experienced some serious symptoms like nausea, dizziness, lower back pain and lightheadedness. It went away after a week and haven't suffered it since.

[cookiepuss]

I remember experiencing serious stomach pains the day after I had drank and took ibuprofen (I think I did anyway) and after that, I experienced some serious symptoms like nausea, dizziness, lower back pain and lightheadedness. It went away after a week and haven't suffered it since.


exactly. as the link I provided states, it donesn't even take serious alchohol abuse to cause damage by taking the tylenol, just more than 3 alchoholic beverages a week. and of course advil causes stomache bleeding if taken with or around alchohol use, so you're screwed there too.

I think everyone here knows that this thread isn't going to make you change your ways and that's ok. But I at least feel better that you are getting some information you weren't aware of about how your choice are affecting your health even if you can't feel it or see it right now.

[Genocide Tulips]

I guess I should ask this question. Lately, I have noticed my breathing to be shallower, but not to the point that it's bad. I sometimes wake up after a night drinking and experience somewhat weak breathing. Though there are some nights (rare as they are) where I don't drink and I still experience the breathing problem. As of now, my breathing just doesn't seem right.

[cookiepuss]

I wouldn't know how to answer that with no formal medical training and no real medical background on you. it's probably related to the drinking, but can't say for sure. There are alot of problems and complcations that can develope or trigger something that you maybe gentically predispositioned for.

How long have you been drinking at least a bottle of booze a day?

[Dorothy Wood]

that happens to my wife with coors light and certain liquors. it's a reaction to the alcohol or the yeast or something, it's worse when she's had a lot of bread that day. STOP DRINKING SO MUCH, DIPSHIT!

[Genocide Tulips]

I wouldn't know how to answer that with no formal medical training and no real medical background on you. it's probably related to the drinking, but can't say for sure. There are alot of problems and complcations that can develope or trigger something that you maybe gentically predispositioned for.

How long have you been drinking at least a bottle of booze a day?

How long? I've been drinking every day starting for a few months now. Before that, it was every other day or two.

I shoud add I went through months of drinking everyday and then slowing down, which has been going on for two years now.

[Randetica]

live fast
die young

[Bob]

live fast
die young

not my way

live fast? sure, live too bloody fast sometimes. but die young? no. die old. that's the way. unorthodox. i don't live by "the rules" you know

[Randetica]

not my way

live fast? sure, live too bloody fast sometimes. but die young? no. die old. that's the way. unorthodox. i don't live by "the rules" you know


slow down your sex life and you will hit the big 36!

[ToucanSpam]

This thread is retarded. Props to cookiepuss though, for givin' a damn.

[ggirlballa]

this thread has exploded somebody kill it if i haven't already...

[ggirlballa]

*stabs thread with a butcher knife*

*burns the remains*

u tell anybody.... ya die!

[g-mile7]

it's not supposed. it's right there on the label that if you consume more than 3 alchoholic beverages a week you should A. consult a physcian or B. not take the drug because the interaction between the drug and alchohol causes severe damage to the liver.

http://www.envtox.ucdavis.edu/cehs/TOXINS/acetalc.htm
Go Aggies!!

[Kid Presentable]

not my way

live fast? sure, live too bloody fast sometimes. but die young? no. die old. that's the way. unorthodox. i don't live by "the rules" you know
Beefy. Ian Botham.

[ggirlballa]

*stabs thread with a butcher knife*

*burns the remains*

u tell anybody.... ya die!

excuse me GMile, KP, did ya not see me killing this thread?:rolleyes: