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Caribou
01-20-2007, 11:07 AM
Yes, I have uttered these magic words last night. And ofcourse for the same reason as all the other people that ever let these words pass their lips.

For last night it was one of my colleagues goodbye parties. She's a good girl, so she bought all our drinks. Pitcher after pitcher of beer was put on the table. We ate some disgustingly fat snacks, had some yummy cocktails and then moved on from the bar to da clubz. There more beers were drunk, cigarettes were smoked and all of a sudden I had to tell everyone I had to go to the loo for a bit.
I spent about half an hour there, puking my guts out and wanting to die. The room spinned and I nearly fell asleep with my head on the toilet bowl.
Luckily one of my colleagues came to the rescue. He carried me outside, let me get some fresh air, but the puking wouldnt stop.
Then he had the greatest idea ever. He happens to work in the hotel right across the street from the bar, so he booked a room for us (like, 1/8th of the normal price) put me into bed, bucket next to my head, and I fell asleep straight away. Sometimes waking up to do a little more puking.

This morning we finally went home on the train, my dad picked me up from the station, and I desperately tried to hide that I felt sick. But then we got home and it was like my stomach could sense there was a loo and yep, even more puking. After which my mother called me an alcoholic. I ignored her and went to sleep (again) and now I'm finally awake and doing sortof ok. And knowing that my statement from the night before was a big fat lie.

icy manipulator
01-20-2007, 11:12 AM
i've never puked from drinking, but there have been night when i've thought i should go to alcoholics annonymus or something. then i wake up in the morning completely forgetting the night before and realising i'd just hit the deppression part of drinking when those thoughts came up. those thoughts have never come up when i've had a gf :(

Otis Driftwood
01-20-2007, 11:26 AM
Lay off those "yummy" cocktails. They are yummy with all this fruit juice, umbrellas, fruity bits and stuff, but these contain acids which make your stomach go sour, bad chemical reaction with alcohol maybe. The worst part is that if you don't stick to one kind of liquor or cocktail, this stuff will make your stomach go totally clueless how to process it. I've seen good drinkers hurl after 4 or 5 different cocktails. I can't afford cocktails, so I stick to beer, absinthe and vodka. Beer + one schnaps is easy going for any stomach....

DipDipDive
01-20-2007, 11:28 AM
There comes a point during that sort of sickness when you wonder how your stomach has the capacity to hold as much as you're vomiting. Good times!

Caribou
01-20-2007, 12:37 PM
There comes a point during that sort of sickness when you wonder how your stomach has the capacity to hold as much as you're vomiting. Good times!

Oh yeah, so true. But you know what the worst part is?
When your body tells you you have to vomit, but there is nothing left in your stomach to actually puke out. Massive cramps are not good.

@ Otis: That's very good advice. Normally when I drink just beer there's nothing wrong, only when I start mixing stuff.
Plus that I hadn't really eaten properly before drinking. That can't be good for your stomach either.
Anyhoo, I'm still a bit of a booze-n00b, but I have definitely learned from this experience. Now give me a couple more weeks and I can drink like a pro!

monkey
01-20-2007, 01:02 PM
i drank my weight in tequila and ate pizza, oh so much pizza. and yet my stomach is amazing tonight. i feel like a fat whore, but my stomach is great! hehehe.

HEIRESS
01-20-2007, 01:45 PM
I can only hope a certain someone asks me to get drunk with them tonight

probably wont

and 2/3rds of my female crew took of for the coast this weekend

bastards

this weekend can kiss my ass

TAL
01-20-2007, 01:47 PM
I will probably drink again.

Caribou
01-20-2007, 02:17 PM
I can only hope a certain someone asks me to get drunk with them tonight

probably wont

and 2/3rds of my female crew took of for the coast this weekend

bastards

this weekend can kiss my ass

Why would you wanna go out with female crew anyway? In my experience it's more fun to go out with the guys. (Maybe because I'm not exactly a girly girl.)
You go ask out the dudes and get drunk with them and let there be ACTION!

I'm gonna do the same next week. Hope to get drunk with my best friend and get some secret cuddles. lolz. :D

HEIRESS
01-20-2007, 02:37 PM
my female crew is practically dudes (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v88/HEIRESS/shat/crew.jpg)anyways

they all cowboy it up on horses and dirtbike and shit

b-grrrlie
01-20-2007, 02:43 PM
I will probably drink again.I'm drinking right now....

Adn Otis is quite right with his info. Never mix different kindsa booze!