ericlee
01-21-2007, 12:29 AM
On the e-train that were on with me this morning. I had a few beers last night and a huge steak with my buddy. Both combined leads to some rancid gas for me.
On my way to work this morning, I felt a rumble in my stomach and to be courteous, I always let out a tester fart before the big one just to make sure it doesn't smell like it would put someone in a coma at one whiff. If it even has the slightest smell, I'll wait till I get off the train and let it all out.
Well, all it took was that tester fart. A real tiny poof and not even a second later, the lady across from me who was sitting down was fanning the air like she was trying to swat at a kamakazi fly. Another lady started wrinkling her nose and then she put her shirt over her nose. A guy started gagging and it was like a chain reaction of people gagging and fanning the air.. etc
All I could do was make a disgusted face and put my shirt over my nose as if I were saying, "wasn't me" :o
On my way to work this morning, I felt a rumble in my stomach and to be courteous, I always let out a tester fart before the big one just to make sure it doesn't smell like it would put someone in a coma at one whiff. If it even has the slightest smell, I'll wait till I get off the train and let it all out.
Well, all it took was that tester fart. A real tiny poof and not even a second later, the lady across from me who was sitting down was fanning the air like she was trying to swat at a kamakazi fly. Another lady started wrinkling her nose and then she put her shirt over her nose. A guy started gagging and it was like a chain reaction of people gagging and fanning the air.. etc
All I could do was make a disgusted face and put my shirt over my nose as if I were saying, "wasn't me" :o