What have you killed?

[kaiser soze]

On purpose

I've killed a few ants, potato bugs, and sadly some mice who nibble on and crap all over my kitchen in my apartment

luckily I have never hit an animal with my car...but came dangerously close to some deer, a couple squirrels, a stupid dog, and a snow owl

[ericlee]

threads

[Bob]

threads

hahaha

i nearly killed a cat once. it's in my neighborhood, it was my first time driving to my apartment (in boston, and i'm sure you've heard how nasty the street layout is here, it's no exaggeration), and i turned right on red, and as i was turning, i noticed the sign that said "NO RIGHT ON RED", so i got nervous, and started looking in my mirror to make sure i wasn't going to get pulled over (which i've now learned is hilarious, because absolutely nobody in boston pays attention to those signs), and i looked back in front of me just in time to notice an orange cat dashing in front of my car. i slammed on the brakes just in time, if i were a split second later, it'd be dead

a few weeks ago, i was talking to a girl at a party from my neighborhood, it turns out she owned the cat (or at least, her roommate did, but still, pretty freaky). i told her i almost killed it and she laughed, nobody knows what the fuck that cat does when it goes out. it could die and they wouldn't notice for weeks

as for things that i kill on purpose, i hunt down insects with prejudice. if they're in my house, they're dead, spiders too. i'm trying to instill a survival instinct in the species, but as of yet it hasn't worked

[ggirlballa]

i killed a spider a few minutes ago

*puts index finger on mouth* shhhhhh!

[ericlee]

i killed a spider a few minutes ago

*puts index finger on mouth* shhhhhh!

I hope you got spider guts on your lips from that finger.

I love spiders.

[TOY]

I used to take these baby frogs and put them into empty water bottles and watch them suffocate. Then I realized it was wrong, and cried and told my mom. I was, like, 8 years old.

For a while I enjoyed putting salt on slugs. That was fun.

[The Notorious LOL]

bugs as a child.

[TurdBerglar]

I used to take these baby frogs and put them into empty water bottles and watch them suffocate. Then I realized it was wrong, and cried and told my mom. I was, like, 8 years old.

For a while I enjoyed putting salt on slugs. That was fun.



how long would it take for them to use up all the oxygen?

[TOY]

how long would it take for them to use up all the oxygen?

I'm not sure of the time approx. They'd be dead by the next day.


Uh... AT SCHOOL, I WOULD PICK OFF THE BABY CATERPILLARS FROM THE TREES AND PUT THEM IN MY LUNCH BOX!!! I had, like, milk cartons in my room full of them until my mother found out because my room smelled so bad from their shit. I loved them :(

[Bob]

i do not like caterpillars, not at all, because of two separate incidents

1) i was climbing a tree, and i put my hand up on a branch, and i felt something horrible, and it turns out i squished a caterpillar with my bare hands, and its guts were all over me

2) i stepped on a caterpillar (ok, on purpose, but i was young), i stepped on one end of it, and i saw its guts shoot out the other side. it was awful, they were green and slimy and caterpillar shaped, they just shot right out the other side

[ggirlballa]

Uh... AT SCHOOL, I WOULD PICK OFF THE BABY CATERPILLARS FROM THE TREES AND PUT THEM IN MY LUNCH BOX!!! I had, like, milk cartons in my room full of them until my mother found out because my room smelled so bad from their shit. I loved them :(

i use to do something similar with lady bugs

[TOY]

i do not like caterpillars, not at all, because of two separate incidents

1) i was climbing a tree, and i put my hand up on a branch, and i felt something horrible, and it turns out i squished a caterpillar with my bare hands, and its guts were all over me

2) i stepped on a caterpillar (ok, on purpose, but i was young), i stepped on one end of it, and i saw its guts shoot out the other side. it was awful, they were green and slimy and caterpillar shaped, they just shot right out the other side

Their guts always reminded me of kiwi fruit.

[TOY]

OOHOOHOOH!

Also, in the summertime, I'd collect a bunch of moths and feed them to our cat 'cause she looked so cute beating the shit out of them.

[ggirlballa]

yes! catching moths by their wings was fun but their wings would leave residue on your fingers (not guts but some weird shit) everyone in my neighborhood would put them inside empty watter bottles & collect them

[TOY]

yes! catching moths by their wings was fun but their wings would leave residue on your fingers (not guts but some weird shit) everyone in my neighborhood would put them inside empty watter bottles & collect them

Or when you'd take lightening bugs and squish their bellies and rub the glowy stuff on your clothes so you TOO could glow for less than a minute...

Goodtimes (y)

[Bob]

every day of my existence is a dust mite holocaust

[Randetica]

flies and moths but only when they get out of control or one of my pets has a wound

and accidently hooverd some innocent spiders

but most of the time i try to help those lil fuckers
cant do cruel things to them thats what humans are made for

[Bob]

every time you eat a salad it's a vegetable holocaust

i'm drinking beer right now

it's a yeast holocaust

[Waus]

brain cells, lung tissue


not too much of either yet

[mikizee]

i came very very close to hitting a kangaroo a few weeks ago. was hurtling down this country road at night on phillip island doing about 90-100 and all of a sudden a roo jumps out in front of me. luckily my car is brand new and the brakes are awesome so i jumped on the brakes and stopped just short of it. it just stood there, looking at me for a while. i had to toot the horn so he very slowly made his way to the other side of the road.

oh yeah, almost forgot, i killed this dude last week. he said some bad things, so you know.

[kleptomaniac]

a bunny.

last week I drove over a bunny, my car went bump bump and I pulled over and cried like a little girl.

:(

[Lex Diamonds]

Just cops, junkies, and women. No real people.

[Bob]

audiences

[Lex Diamonds]

^ Science jokes.

[cosmo105]

years ago when my little sister was just a kid she and a few friends rounded up a bunch of snails. my grandma used to kick and throw them into the street, and my mom hated having them in her garden too, so i figured we should get rid of them. i showed them how to pour salt onto them and...oh god, it was awful. i still feel terrible about it. all those poor little snails with fucked up ion concentrations :o

[Dr Deaf]

i killed a man in reno, but that was just to watch him die.

[Rock]

various insects.

spiders, that won't let me catch them and put them outside.

a woodpecker.

this is probably the worst one....when i was 6 i was at my grandfathers house and my uncle had a bunch of pigeons and i thought i would give one a bath...and ended up drowning it. I'm really hoping that I imagined that...but I don't think I did. Fucking psycho right? (n)

a rabbit. he/she ran out of nowhere i slammed on my brakes it just stopped...and i swear it looked me in the eyes and BAM! dead. I felt really really bad and still do. (not as bad as the pigeon though).

A couple of mice because they were in my house and wouldn't fall for the humane traps.

[-T-]

Squirrels,chipmunks,opposums,woodchucks,rabbit's and the list goes on...

[Schmeltz]

This one time I picked up this girl I knew from her work so I could take her out to the lake. She was this hardcore vegan and animal lover. Anyway we were just getting out to the exit off the highway and bam - two raccoons in the middle of the road. I slammed on the breaks and swerved to miss one, but couldn't avoid hitting the other. The look on her face after the WHUMP was fucking priceless. She sat in shock for a minute and then she was like "We should go back and check on it," which she wouldn't let go of for about an hour. It kind of put a damper on her evening. But then we got drunk and went skinny-dipping so it was all good.

[HOTWIFE]

i killed a lot of slugs when i was a kid for the enjoyment of the neighborhood kids. i think i still have their sticky guts under my nails. god forgive me.

[Pootytang]

I get paid to kill bugs, that's what I do for a living. I hit a bird with my company truck the other day.

[b-grrrlie]

This thread hurts me... :(


I only kill time.


And lilybugs. :mad:

[na§tee]

the hearts, hopes and dreams of a thousand men.

[TAL]

Adolf Hitler should post here.

[kleptomaniac]

I get paid to kill bugs, that's what I do for a living. I hit a bird with my company truck the other day.

do you get a bonus for that?! :eek:

[Pootytang]

LOL. I had to wash the blood and feathers off of it after work.

[QueenAdrock]

On purpose, insects. Quite cruelly, too. I used to take my kitty around and show her where moths were and she'd bat at them and play with them until they were crippled and she lost interest and walked away.

And I used to catch worms for my lizard, which were cool to watch him eat. I also caught crickets for him, but they were too fast, so I'd have to break one of their legs for him to catch up and eat them.

Not on purpose...a bird hit my windshield one time. And a bunny jumped under my tires from the side of the road one time. I felt AWFUL. :(

[Yeti]

I stepped on a duck.

[Tzar]

I stepped on a duck.
PAHAHAHA oh man, i laughed so hard at this

[QueenAdrock]

A rabbit. This morning.

I was driving to work, and I see this animal in the road, it had been hit by a car, and it is all fucked up. As I get closer, it raised up it's head, and start slowly moving it's front legs. I swerve, to avoid hitting it, and quickly do a u-trurn. I swing back around, and park in front of it with my hazard lights on. As I walk up to it, I can see a lot of blood, and it's whole lower body is crushed. It's struggling to breathe, not fighting as much, so I end his suffering.

FUCK!!:mad:

:(

:( At least he's not in pain anymore.

And all bunnies go to heaven where they can play and eat carrots and have sex with the slutty female rabbits all day. (y)

Same thing happened with a deer off a semi-busy road a few years back. His back legs were broken and he was dragging himself across the road and I called the cops and started to cry and they came out and told me that I had to leave because they were going to put him out of his misery. :(

[camo]

I shot a sparrow in the eye once. Then I had to stamp on it to put it out of it's misery. I still feel guilty about that (n)