this game has consumed my life. this is the lowest point of my life thus far.

[afronaut]

http://virtualunderworld.net/arianeb/dategame.htm#


i was able to get a blowjob, got to take tons of noods and then f her in the back of her jeep, f'ed her in her jeep in front of the gas station, f'ed her in the hottub, and f'ed her in her bed.


yet i cannot stop.

[HEIRESS]

fuck, she's a lightweight

I keep getting her too drunk to fuck

THIS IS HARD, I SUCK!

[Genocide Tulips]

It gets dull having to repeat everything. I got to the point of having her shirt off and apparently I paid too much attention to the breast after one fondle and a kiss on the nipple. This girl is ridiculous. I quit. It's a waste of time and keeping me from my real fun right now.

[Big Gus]

It's pretty fucking hilarious.

[Genocide Tulips]

I love the scale between 1-10 the best. Oh and the guy groping her at the club. Go out for dinner and then hit the club so she is wearing her black dress. Funny as hell.

[TAL]

I got naked in the pool with two girls.

[Bob]

i felt her up within 1 minute and now i think i'm stuck

[mikizee]

i cant get past teh steak dinner!! she asks me to talk, so i talk. then says im blabbering! bitch

[bigblu89]

Best I've done is a little bit of boob grabbing.

[kleptomaniac]

"Let's try that again, maybe with some tongue this time."

*french kiss her*

"You are moving a little fast for me." :confused:

[Knuckles]

I got genital warts. :(

[Bob]

how do you get the blowjob

[Randetica]

i came on her face after 3 secs and shes not even my type

[ggirlballa]

i had 2 options french kiss her or touch her tits so i went for the kiss & she gets all pissed off about just meeting & i'm moving to fast, like the boob molesting would have been better witch!

[paul jones]

ahhh shit,I tried to french kiss too early and got a 1:(

[ggirlballa]

so far she got tired of kissing & gave me a 6

i feel so gay:p

[paul jones]

fuck,I just pigged out eating the steak:(

[ggirlballa]

this girl reminds me of anne hathaway

[ggirlballa]

the farthest i got was pretty explicit i stopped cuz it was getting way too "whoa" for me....but i think she gets the craziest when u go out for a drive?:confused:

[BroomHead]

I can't get passed the first room :(

[Schmeltz]

Jesus Christ, two martinis and this chick's passed out on the bar. What the f.

[afronaut]

"Let's try that again, maybe with some tongue this time."

*french kiss her*

"You are moving a little fast for me." :confused:
the author of this game has successfully captured the complexity of women.

[Freebasser]

The furthest I got with her was on a rollercoaster whereupon she said "uh oh, looks like we're going to get wet". The only choice clickable was "get wet".

I still haven't stopped laughing.

[Pres Zount]

I successfully completed this game and am now retired and the children are looking after me. Bless.

[icy manipulator]

i bailed on getting at least head on saturday night to watch the Chelsea Liverpool if that helps :o

[Freebasser]

Cool I just took her shirt off, and it only took about 50 goes.

[Pres Zount]

You always were all thumbs.

[Freebasser]

Don't get shirty with me :mad:

[Pres Zount]

Clothes your mouth for one second :(

[Freebasser]

I always was a blouse-y listener :(

[Pres Zount]

I didn't mean to dress you down like that.

[Freebasser]

UNDERPANTS!

[Pres Zount]

congrats.

[Big Gus]

The servers not available.

Someones scored huh? :p

[The Notorious LOL]

I got the shit stained balls ;)

[Bob]

i still can't get the blowjob

i just keep having sex all the time

i'm so bad with women

[Dorothy Wood]

hey bob, I had a dream last night that we made out at my mom's house on a couch and she caught us and started crying. I don't know why we were in arizona.


I can't get this game to work. :mad:

[Big Gus]

You'd "turn her" Dorothy?

[Dorothy Wood]

I don't know, it says, "service temporarily unavailable".

hmph.

[Bob]

hey bob, I had a dream last night that we made out at my mom's house on a couch and she caught us and started crying. I don't know why we were in arizona.


I can't get this game to work. :mad:

attic or main house?

you can't run it well in firefox for some reason, try internet explorer (or "opera", whatever that is)

[Dorothy Wood]

main house. there was no attic. was there an attic in your dream?


blah, I followed directions and tried it with safari, but it's telling me that the server is too busy or some shit. one of those interweb tubes is clogged up.

[Big Gus]

Yeah the server has been a bit dodgy today.

[Bob]

ok, who jizzed in the internet tube again?

in my dream it was the back seat of a buick

[Kid Presentable]

Bitch went to get changed. I stole her money, jeep and alcohol and jetted.

[Lex Diamonds]

Ayo how you get that threesome? I want some of that hot lesbian action!

[bigblu89]

Nah best I've gotten was some nekkid marco polo in the pool.

I did manage to get some sex though.

I feel like I've done all the game has to offer, yet I still put in about a half hour every night trying to figure out new scenarios.

[Big Gus]

Yeah I'm criminally hooked. Damn you Afronaut! *shakes fists*

Anyway, Padster, you need to hook up with the chick from the lingerie shop for threesomes.

[paul jones]

I might have my 3rd go in a bit.

It's really distracting cos she has great e-pixelled tits

[TAL]

At least girls in real life have less server problems.

[paul jones]

At least girls in real life have less server problems.
yeah

[afronaut]

Yeah I'm criminally hooked. Damn you Afronaut! *shakes fists*

Anyway, Padster, you need to hook up with the chick from the lingerie shop for threesomes.
hold on. you got a threesome???????

[Bob]

how do you get the stupid blowjob

[afronaut]

how do you get the stupid blowjob
ok first get her kinda drunk. drink two glasses of wine in the kitchen, make some steak. then drink one glass while you eat. click drink wine, eat steak, talk, compliment. then the meal will be over. then drive. get gas. go to the outskirts. go to lookout point or whatever. start taking pictures of her. compliment her, then ask for a sexier pose. compliment, picture, compliment, picture, etc etc like that. after a while you will get the option of either a blowjob or sex. high five.

[b-grrrlie]

Doesn't work on Firefox :(

And I was so ready for some action.......

[Bob]

ok first get her kinda drunk. drink two glasses of wine in the kitchen, make some steak. then drink one glass while you eat. click drink wine, eat steak, talk, compliment. then the meal will be over. then drive. get gas. go to the outskirts. go to lookout point or whatever. start taking pictures of her. compliment her, then ask for a sexier pose. compliment, picture, compliment, picture, etc etc like that. after a while you will get the option of either a blowjob or sex. high five.

ahh, i didn't know about the compliments

all i could ever do at the lookout point was feel her up in the jeep, and then some slack jawed yokels ruined everything and all i got was stupid sex in a bed

just like real life

oh, wait

[Bob]

well that's that

i guess i can die now, or something

[Drederick Tatum]

I got to check out her boobs in the jeep but then she said it was way late and that was it...

[Bob]

just keep telling her she looks pretty and she'll let you objectify her more

just like real women as far as i know

[The Notorious LOL]

its pretty fun up until you realize how stupid her digitized ass looks, then you lose total interest.

[Knuckles]

I think everyone who has said they scored are dirty liars!:mad:

[Drederick Tatum]

this needs a ghb option.

[mikizee]

ok first get her kinda drunk. drink two glasses of wine in the kitchen, make some steak. then drink one glass while you eat. click drink wine, eat steak, talk, compliment. then the meal will be over. then drive. get gas. go to the outskirts. go to lookout point or whatever. start taking pictures of her. compliment her, then ask for a sexier pose. compliment, picture, compliment, picture, etc etc like that. after a while you will get the option of either a blowjob or sex. high five.

still doesnt work! i compliment, then sexy pic, then compliment, then i have the option of asking to her to pose topless or a silly pic. topless she says no, silly pic then she says lets go home. wtf??

[Lex Diamonds]

Yeah I'm criminally hooked. Damn you Afronaut! *shakes fists*

Anyway, Padster, you need to hook up with the chick from the lingerie shop for threesomes.
Yeah I know that but I can't get any further than that gay-ass marco polo game in the pool. Hook me up son!

[bigblu89]

still doesnt work! i compliment, then sexy pic, then compliment, then i have the option of asking to her to pose topless or a silly pic. topless she says no, silly pic then she says lets go home. wtf??

You didn't get her drunk enough.

Either that, or you complimented or asked her to pose twice in a row.

[kll]

Fuck all of you. I was finally getting somewhere and an error of capacity overload show up.

[Yorkshire~Rose]

Well, i managed to get her so pissed on red wine that she collapsed in the bathroom. Bang goes my first online lesbian sesh.

[Chicka B]

I think everyone who has said they scored are dirty liars!:mad:

Oh really?

Ew lol. (http://img453.imageshack.us/img453/4082/eck6tb.jpg)

I smell ass (http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/913/eck27fj.jpg)

Ahh close yo legs, you be attractin flies bitch ho! (http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/6326/eck34ab.jpg)

That's all I got. :p

[beastieangel01]

Oh really?

Ew lol. (http://img453.imageshack.us/img453/4082/eck6tb.jpg)

I smell ass (http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/913/eck27fj.jpg)

Ahh close yo legs, you be attractin flies bitch ho! (http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/6326/eck34ab.jpg)

That's all I got. :p

AHAHA

oh my god I want to try this game so badly. one day I'll have my own computer again *shakes fist

[Drederick Tatum]

Oh really?

Ew lol. (http://img453.imageshack.us/img453/4082/eck6tb.jpg)

I smell ass (http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/913/eck27fj.jpg)

Ahh close yo legs, you be attractin flies bitch ho! (http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/6326/eck34ab.jpg)

That's all I got. :p

awww shit, now I gotta starting playing this again.

[Auton]

all i got was regular in-the-bed stuff.

[Bob]

i accidentally tried to rape her :(

she passed out on the bed, and there was an option to "make her comfortable", but by her own words that apparently involved taking my pants off and feeling her up :(

i just wanted to tuck her in

with my penis

[Bob]

how do you get it at the gas station?

or the hot tub?

or the living room

[afronaut]

sex Inspiration point
blow job at Inspiration point
at the convienence mart
in the Hot Tub
in her bed
in her living room


I think that's everything.
please tell me how you did it in her living room

[Bob]

just like in real life!

thanks

[mikizee]

everytime i get somewhere good the game freezes up and i have to start again. fuckin hell.

[Auton]

just like in real life!

thanks

aahaha (y)

[Drederick Tatum]

hahaha, I got her too drunk and she jumped in the hot tub in her clothes...and she blames me for that!...stupid bitch.

[Knuckles]

Seriously, I have no game. :(

[Bob]

Seriously, I have no game. :(

you DO have a wife and two children

oh, you mean on the internet

yeah, you loser

god i'm so glad i'm not you

[ggirlballa]

Oh really?



I smell ass (http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/913/eck27fj.jpg)



That's all I got. :p


i got that far then the server fucked up

[Bob]

after dinner and a minimum of 3 drinks>Hot tub>Truth or dare>Dare her to take her top off>dare her to go to the convienence store in a towel>offer her 20$ to go buy beer nude>click on beer can in her hand.





i dunno what's going on, i can't get her to take her top off in the tub

i used to be able to do it all the time, but suddenly she won't

just like in real life :(

[afronaut]

dinner>go for a drive>museum,dress store,conveience store, whatever, just spend a little time doing something>go to living room>drink wine>caress hair>kiss>french kiss>rub shoulders>caress breasts>caress breasts again> helps take shirt off>french kiss>take her pants off>sex.
duuude it doesnt work. do it again, and record every exact action you take.


plz. i could never get to have sex with her on the couch. plz plz plz.

[Schmeltz]

I can never get this girl to take more than two drinks. She has two and then she passes out, or she's too drunk to do anything else. I keep looking for the "backhand silly bitch" button but I can't find it.

[Planetary]

lol @ rob being the master of this game

[Pres Zount]

lol @ rob being the master of this game
agreed, lol.

[na§tee]

is there or is there not a reversed girl-commanding-the-guy version? this is all i need to know.

[Lex Diamonds]

I got the ladies in the pool naked but that bloody Marco Polo game fucks everything up. Whoever's boobs I touch the other one is just like "MEH MEH MEH PMS". What you meant to do?

[Pres Zount]

is there or is there not a reversed girl-commanding-the-guy version? this is all i need to know.
I don't want to see big, floppy, pixelated penises and I'm sure you don't either.

[na§tee]

i don't want to see pixelated penises (lolz) but i think if we can see gross screenshots of slightly retarded-looking pixel lady parts then it's only fair for the internet public to see some male humiliation.

[Pres Zount]

I guess you had better get to work and program it then, because nobody is interested in clicking 3D dicks except for you.

[na§tee]

i have it on good word you are a big fan of 3d dicks. the biggest!

in my day to day life i generally try to only encounter 3d dicks. the 2d ones just don't do it for me.

[Pres Zount]

OK, you win. but how many dicks do you encounter everyday?

[na§tee]

none, really, i was just joking. oh, i encounter plenty of metaphorical dicks but not so many physical ones. i generally try to limit my exposure to 3D dicks as much as humanly possible!

[Lex Diamonds]

OK, you win. but how many dicks do you encounter everyday?
Probably less than you, seeing as there's one attached to you.

Plus, there's your job in a gay strip club.

[na§tee]

padster, you could have made that insult so much more bitin' but you failed :(

[Lex Diamonds]

Insult??? :confused:

[Pres Zount]

Insult.


Found this for you nastee (and other female versions of males) http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/237305

[Freebasser]

"Found"... sure! ;)

[Knuckles]

LOOK @ THE PERV LOSER WASTING HIS SPARE TIME ON THE INTERNET!!!!!

Shit could be said about every person who posts here.
*raises hand

GUILTY AS CHARGED!!!

[Big Gus]

I wish I had his skillzz....

Bitch is driving me mad. And she needs a new server fast...

[Freebasser]

I'll update her server alright! I'd defrag her hard drive, if you get my drift? I'd empty her cache, I would!

[Big Gus]

I'd get a floppy dis....

..oh. No.

[kll]

my co-workers lowest point in life thus far

http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j123/klloughlin/nelly.jpg

[Bob]

my co-workers lowest point in life thus far

http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j123/klloughlin/nelly.jpg

hahahaha

is that the drunky?

[Randetica]

Insult??? :confused:

roflez




guys and girls dont forget to wash off m dusty before you touch her next time
lol pwned

[Randetica]

ill yell sloppy seconds at her and see where it gets me

[kll]

hahahaha

is that the drunky?


indeed!

[Bob]

hahaha

well if you ever get sick of him, you can always get him fired

[kll]

i made it a point to not email him the link, but to scratch it down, so he would have to type it in, so there's no tracing it back to me...

[B_Mackin']

So i've managed to do everything in this game besides get a threesome with her friend. Any tips(y)

[bigblu89]

yeah, pretty much the only thing I haven't done either.

[Randetica]

can i buy some extra software that features eating her out?

[ericlee]

the 2d ones just don't do it for me.

haha, I don't see this game being made into a side scrolling game. "Side Scroll Steve" Just sweet talk him and you can, WoW, see a profile of a Pen1s!!

[Lex Diamonds]

So i've managed to do everything in this game besides get a threesome with her friend. Any tips(y)
Yeah someone help me!!!

[Lex Diamonds]

I'm uh, still waiting for a reply on this.

[rirv]

Me too. I WANT THE GODDAMN THREESOME. I can play naked, semi-naked marco polo in the pool. They get their tits out in the club. Go to the strip show. BUT NO THREESOME.

This is harder than real life.

[ScarySquirrel]

Whoa, you can download it now...

[Knuckles]

Damn you for bumping this Padster!

I finally scored but she turned out the lights when we did it. :(

[Lex Diamonds]

OK so far I got: bed lights off, hot tub, convenience store, photos blowjob, photos sex, naked marco polo and various other gropes and flashes. But still no luck on the threesome. Somebody needs to divulge that shit.

[rirv]

If you go in the pool before you head out, then hook up with the lingerie girl and go to the club they start groping each other on the dance floor and the only option is to "break them up before they get caught". Then you get told you're boring and she rather hang out with the lingerie girl. Why isn't there a "suggest we all go back together" option?