i can't stop watching the simpsons

[Bob]

i'm supposed to be working on something but i can't stop watching the simpsons

crap crap crap crap crap

[Bob]

the news on parade corporation presents you....news..on parade!....corporation...news!

[Genocide Tulips]

I can't stop drunkenly eating these cheese-its.

[Drederick Tatum]

I...can't stop...doing...the monkey.

[Bob]

lisa...never EVER stop in the middle of a hoe down! (http://youtube.com/watch?v=EqlfTEeIrb8)

[hitmonlee]

once my parents went away and left me at home with the foxtel. the olympics were on at that time, so to counteract that, fox 8 put on simpsons 24 hours a day for 2 weeks.

they'd play the same episodes 3 times a day (8 hour cycles) before moving onto the next bunch of episodes, so when i was seeing a repeat in the same day, i knew it was time to move.

[QueenAdrock]

You're not a monster, Bob. The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! His name is Gamblor, and it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!

[The Notorious LOL]

I guarantee I know more obscure Simpsons references here than anyone.

[QueenAdrock]

Who's Dr. Nguyen Van Falk?

[Bob]

i literally was just looking into that today (and i watched that episode)

but i'm confused whether it's nguyen van falk or nguyen van thoc.

the subtitles on the DVD said "thoc" but i've seen "falk" all over everywhere else on the internet

i ordered a "nguyen van thoc" toy off amazon today, i dunno, i just had to have it

[The Notorious LOL]

lionel hutz

[Genocide Tulips]

How about the one armed vietnam soldier or that psychatirst

[Bob]

lionel hutz

i've argued before every judge in this state; often as a lawyer!

don't you worry mr. simpson, i saw an episode of matlock in a bar last night; the sound was off, but i think i got the gist

[Kid Presentable]

What you all fail to realise is that EVERYONE knows obscure Simpsons references. Some of you, like QA, drop really obvious ones, and offer high 5's to the people who know them as well. Lady, my name is Kid Presentable; of course I know what you're talking about.

[mikizee]

i move for a bad court thingy....

[mikizee]

Lionel Hutz: Well, I didn't win. Here's your pizza.
Marge: But we did win!
Lionel Hutz: That's okay, The box is empty!

[Bob]

excuse me, is there an orange julius on this floor?

you can have this one, it's almost full!

well, why don't i just drink out of a toilet?

he'll be back

[Schmeltz]

That's why you're the judge and I'm the law... talking... guy.

[Kid Presentable]

ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF

ARF ARF ARF ARF

ARF ARF ARF

[Genocide Tulips]

Gill or whateer i one of my favorites

[Kid Presentable]

Gill or whateer i one of my favorites
Honey, you said it was over. Aw, don't put him on! Hi, Fred.

[Genocide Tulips]

Haha! I love the lovable loser.

[QueenAdrock]

What you all fail to realise is that EVERYONE knows obscure Simpsons references. Some of you, like QA, drop really obvious ones, and offer high 5's to the people who know them as well. Lady, my name is Kid Presentable; of course I know what you're talking about.

You gotta realize my friends don't even realize even the obvious ones, so I'm often impressed by anybody picking up on my Simpsons references, much less the older episodes that aren't played as often anymore.

I can't tell you how many times I've made a comment and gotten blank stares in real life. People need to start watching more.

[jackrock]

He thinks your gay.
He thinks I'm gay? Bom bom bom bom bom! Everybody dance now!

The thread is dedicated to the steel workers of America. Keep reaching for that rainbow.

[The Notorious LOL]

Kid Presentable and Drederick Tatum are both good obscure Simpsons reference usernames.


What is zork?

I didnt say zork.

[Schmeltz]

Tatum: I have nothing against the man personally, but I am going to make orphans of his children.
Reporter: You know, they have a mother.
Tatum: Yes, but I imagine she would die of grief.

[TAL]

I don't know any obscure Simpsons references. I hardly know any obvious ones either.

[Planetary]

hutz: would you like to join me in a celebratory belt of scotch?

marge: its 9:30 in the morning

hutz: yeah but i havn't slept in days.

or something like that. its funny. so is that law firm name "i can't beleive it's a law firm!"

[QueenAdrock]

I wish there was a hole I could crawl into and die.

SROW HER IN ZEE HOLE!

[Kid Presentable]

You gotta realize my friends don't even realize even the obvious ones, so I'm often impressed by anybody picking up on my Simpsons references, much less the older episodes that aren't played as often anymore.

I can't tell you how many times I've made a comment and gotten blank stares in real life. People need to start watching more.
Hrrmph.

That makes sense. I guess.

[Nivvie]

i can't stop watching the simpsons

I did that recently, I think it's a security and escapism thing for me.

Springfield's a good place to hide from the world for a while.

[Bob]

Marge: Have you noticed any change in Bart?
Homer: New glasses?
Marge: No...He looks like something might be disturbing him.
Homer: Probably misses his old glasses.
Marge: I guess we could get more involved in Bart's activities, but then I'd be afraid of smothering him.
Homer: Yeah. And then we'd get the chair.
Marge: That's not what I meant.
Homer: It was, Marge, admit it.

[Schmeltz]

^My favourite sequence of dialogue from the Simpsons, ever.

[Bob]

goddamnit, i just don't learn. between the simpsons and that stupid sex game i ended up not getting any work done last night, so i have to do it all today (it's due tomorrow)

but i just popped in another DVD :(

i know what you're saying "get off the computer idiot" but i can't, i have to do it all on the computer. and i need the internet too

You think I don't want to work? It's those simpsons: they
won't let me. One quality show after another, each one fresher
and more brilliant than the last. If they only stumbled once,
just gave us thirty minutes to ourselves, [puts head on table,
pounds fist] but they won't! They won't let me live! [sobs]

[Bob]

Homer: It's OK, son. Who cares what a bunch of fourth-graders think?
You're doing what _you_ want to do with your life. Nothing else
matters.
Bart: [grateful] Thanks, Dad. That's great advice.
Homer: Yep, well, that's what got me where I am today.
Bart: [groans]
Homer: There, there.


bart! meet me in the conservatory chop chop! i need to get your fingerprints on a candlestick! don't worry...everything's gonna be allllright

bart! i need to use you in a sketch! mel's supposed to do it, but he's dead.

dead?

or sick, i dunno

[Bob]

i've learned that life is just one crushing defeat after another until you just wish flanders was dead!

i can't stop watching the simpsons

[Bob]

uh, it's hard for us to leave with you standing there, mom
push her down, son!

[Drederick Tatum]

haha old painty-can Ned.

[mikizee]

oh my god! you just killed zombie flanders!!!


he was a zombie?

[Bob]

i finally ended up getting my work sort of almost done

i'm supposed to have read a few cases and picked out a few good ones; instead i just picked about a million cases and didn't read any of them, but they look good based on the descriptions

you know what though, we're all so overworked these past few weeks, i'll be really surprised if anyone comes prepared tomorrow

or has had more than however many hours of sleep i'm gonna get...4 i think

stupid loveable simpsons

[jackrock]

You're out there Beer Baron. And I'm gonna find you.
No you wooon't.
Yes, I will.
Won't!

[Funky Pepp]

Roger Meyers senior, the gentle genius behind "Itchy & Scratchy", loved and cared about almost all the peoples of the world. And he, in turn, was beloved by the world, except in 1938 when he was criticized for his controversial cartoon, "Nazi Supermen Are Our Superiors". :D

[Tompz]

"64 slices of american cheese...mmmmmmm"