i'd have given her one

[tracky]

i went to a wedding tonight. for some reason i got seated between 2 middle aged (ok that's generous) women, one of which was a complete ummm... trying to think of nice way of saying slut. anyway, yeah i would've given her one if it wasn't for the fact my entire family was there and yeah. that's pretty bad tho. i even danced with her :o how old? i dunno maybe 50. generously 50.


oh and then i'm standing outside having a smoke and this chick (rank) is standing there talking with her boob hanging out lol. I was really trying to get my phone out somehow to get a pic cause it was pretty lol. then someone pulled her top over it for her.

i was pretty disappointed actually there wasn't really much talent there tonight (n)

ps still drunk from free drink wedding goodness (y) :D

[icy manipulator]

meh, an older bird could've taught you some new tricks. at your age any age female is fair game :p how old are you btw? i keep forgetting. oh well, i guess i'll find out on thursday

[Otis Driftwood]

i went to a wedding tonight. for some reason i got seated between 2 middle aged (ok that's generous) women, one of which was a complete ummm... trying to think of nice way of saying slut. anyway, yeah i would've given her one if it wasn't for the fact my entire family was there and yeah.
No boy toying when Momma's around...

[tracky]

27 going on 28. i hate my birthday :( so depressing knowing that another year has gone. cheers for reminding me (y)

my birthday is going to be overshadowed by something much bigger this year, i get the keys to my new home on 31st :D I keep forgetting that its my birthday the next day cause i'm just looking forward to the 31st

and yeah i bet this one coulda taught me quite a few tricks ;)

[tracky]

No boy toying when Momma's around...

well considering the fact that mums driving me home, no..


"yeah mum i won't need that lift home i'm going home with this lady here who's probably older than you, we'll fuck like monkeys and i'll catchya whenever"

[Otis Driftwood]

You shoulda just told yo momma "Listen, this woman needs some plumbing done and when I fixed that I'ma have her drive me home, no worries!"
BTW After the 30th most people don't give a rat's ass about their birthdays anymore. In hindsight it seems childish, but I used to bitch about that as well.

[icy manipulator]

27 going on 28. i hate my birthday :( so depressing knowing that another year has gone. cheers for reminding me (y)

my birthday is going to be overshadowed by something much bigger this year, i get the keys to my new home on 31st :D I keep forgetting that its my birthday the next day cause i'm just looking forward to the 31st

and yeah i bet this one coulda taught me quite a few tricks ;)
i only remembered because we have the same bday. well it was either you or mikizee, one of you adelaideans

[tracky]

yep we've got the same birthday, i remember cause last year i had to share my thread with you :p I was pouting for a week

[icy manipulator]

hahaha, no no no, i had to share MY thread with you :p coz you know, QLD > SA :cool: :p

[tracky]

yeah right whatever. this year i'll make you your own thread and you can have a little pizza party in there (i hear you've got the hookup)

[icy manipulator]

lol. $400 or a bj for a gram of coke seems overrated. a $35 bottle of Stoli is prolly much better. if no one's started a bday thread by 1150pm then i'll start one at the last minute.

john safran thinks adelaide's a hole so he must be right :rolleyes: :p

[tracky]

john safran isn't even on my radar so, whatever

what's all this about blowjobs and coke anyway? did i miss something?

[Randetica]

im glad to hear you had a umm weird time (y)

being 20something sucks the most
it's nothing but a countdown/up to hit the big 30

im almost feeling like 30 but only younger

[mikizee]

bring on the coke and hookers i say!!

btw my birthday is april 13th, just incase anyone was wondering.

i could start a whole new thread about me and the number 13. if i could be bothered to tell the story everyone would be amazed.