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miranda15
01-27-2007, 11:03 PM
"YOU CANT SEE ME" He's one Sexy ass wrestler!!!

Genocide Tulips
01-27-2007, 11:52 PM
His arms look oddly small for the rest of his body.

Knuckles
01-27-2007, 11:54 PM
I have no idea who he is.

That's probably a good thing.

Genocide Tulips
01-27-2007, 11:55 PM
It is, trust me.

Gareth
01-28-2007, 12:37 AM
i like edge.

Kid Presentable
01-28-2007, 01:35 AM
We've Cena nuff.

Cena fears workrate.

miranda15
01-28-2007, 01:39 AM
well u know the guys who are all like muscular and it just looks sooo disgustin hes not really like that (if u catch my drift) and i love his style n everythin actually my bud got me into him cuz he was always like John cena YOU CANT SEE ME.... I'm totally loving this guy tho!!!

Kid Presentable
01-28-2007, 01:42 AM
At my old bar job I refused service to a dude wearing a John Cena shirt. True story. I called in the 'Dress Code'. lol

miranda15
01-28-2007, 01:45 AM
At my old bar job I refused service to a dude wearing a John Cena shirt. True story. I called in the 'Dress Code'. lol
damn thats rude...i respect peoples opinions but u obviously dont mean ass :(
JOHN CENA IS MY MAIN MAN....LOL

Gareth
01-28-2007, 01:45 AM
actually my bud got me into him cuz he was always like John cena YOU CANT SEE ME....

i like slapping people real hard across the chest with an open palm, like ric flair, and going "wooo"
try it.
it's fun.

Billy2007
01-28-2007, 01:49 AM
John Cena kicks ass im not sayen hes sexy like u cuz i aint gay but im a fan as well

Dorothy Wood
01-28-2007, 03:30 AM
he seems funny. for a wrestler type person, I like him. he was on mad tv and not afraid to fake make out with a dude dressed as a woman, so good on ye.

M.C. Guevera
01-28-2007, 08:14 AM
I once saw this YouTube video of these people in a bar in Brazil singing "JOHN CENA SUCCCKKKKKKSSSSS!" to the tune of his theme song. The fact that all these people in the bar came together to do it was hilarious.

I'll never forget at WrestleMania last year, when he took on Triple H, and when he threw a punch, the crowd went, "BOO!" but when Triple H threw a punch, the crowd went, "YEA!" And they went back and forth. That was like a whole new level of fan interaction.

JobDDT
01-28-2007, 08:32 AM
John Cena owes everything he has to Edge, as Edge has been the only person to get him over as a face on Raw.

TAL
01-28-2007, 08:44 AM
I'll never forget at WrestleMania last year, when he took on Triple H, and when he threw a punch, the crowd went, "BOO!" but when Triple H threw a punch, the crowd went, "YEA!" And they went back and forth. That was like a whole new level of fan interaction.
Except that it's not new at all.

brooklyndust
01-28-2007, 11:00 AM
At my old bar job I refused service to a dude wearing a John Cena shirt. True story. I called in the 'Dress Code'. lol

(y)

John Cena has ruined wrestling, and is going to ruin wrestlemania for me, Thank God we have Test back though.

brooklyndust
01-28-2007, 11:04 AM
on the subject of wrestling check this out:

Best Intro Ever! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-Ijp3tJnWc)

M.C. Guevera
01-28-2007, 11:08 AM
I don't know if I'd go far in saying that John Cena has ruined wrestling. What about Triple H? He always has to be in the main event.

ToucanSpam
01-28-2007, 11:14 AM
John Cena is the worse thing to happen to the WWE Championship, ever. He's a fucking faggot who cannot wrestle anywhere close to the best in buisness, and tv ratings have declined significantly since he assumed power.

brooklyndust
01-28-2007, 11:19 AM
I don't know if I'd go far in saying that John Cena has ruined wrestling. What about Triple H? He always has to be in the main event.

HHH too, but not as much as Cena. WWE will confiscate "cena sucks" signs. Pump in fake cheers and edit out boo's. Push him when fans don't want him to be pushed.

Wrestling has always been contrived, but at least as a fan you were able to express yourself the way you wanted to and cheer for who you wanted to…. wait…. maybe Vince Mcmahon ruined wrestling.

M.C. Guevera
01-28-2007, 12:01 PM
John Cena is the worse thing to happen to the WWE Championship, ever.

Diesel says Hi. Remember his title reign when he was all goody goody and shit? He didn't become interesting again until he lost the belt to Bret Hart and started feuding with the Undertaker.

ToucanSpam
01-28-2007, 12:36 PM
Diesel says Hi. Remember his title reign when he was all goody goody and shit? He didn't become interesting again until he lost the belt to Bret Hart and started feuding with the Undertaker.
Diesal was at least interesting. Cena is the Eminem of wrestling in every manner of speaking.

JobDDT
01-28-2007, 02:39 PM
Cena isn't even a rapper anymore. He is a bland "Marine" now to sell his shitty, unconvincing movie.

Deep_Sea_Rain
01-28-2007, 03:56 PM
He should be shot. In the face.

miranda15
01-28-2007, 09:08 PM
you people r retarted if u dont like john cena n i hate all of u bitches and hos!!!

kleptomaniac
01-28-2007, 09:11 PM
yikes. calm down.

Otis Driftwood
01-29-2007, 02:52 AM
He's not in a league with Skinner, One Man Gang, Special Delivery Jones, Bad News Brown, Jake The Snake Roberts or the Berzerker. Those were real wrestlers and there was not a title change three times per show....

Genocide Tulips
01-29-2007, 02:56 AM
The Undertaker gets no respect when it comes to those title shots. I hear it's all about who sells the most products gets the title longer.

Gareth
01-29-2007, 02:58 AM
didnt he just win the royal rumble?

Otis Driftwood
01-29-2007, 03:04 AM
The Undertaker gets no respect when it comes to those title shots. I hear it's all about who sells the most products gets the title longer.
The Undertaker is still around? What's he gonna do next? Undertaker knows best? (n)

Genocide Tulips
01-29-2007, 03:05 AM
He always gets screwed I guess. My current on and off again boyfriend is hooked to this stuff and I slowly have been picking up on it all.

Schmeltz
01-29-2007, 03:18 AM
I wonder which trailer park miranda15 lives in. Probably one of the classier ones if she has access to Smackdown on cable.

Genocide Tulips
01-29-2007, 03:19 AM
Haha!

Randetica
01-29-2007, 03:33 AM
The Undertaker is still around? What's he gonna do next? Undertaker knows best? (n)

lol that would rule

cant wait to see his two crazy kids and his hysteric wife

Otis Driftwood
01-29-2007, 03:37 AM
And his hideously deformed brother shopping for milk with his face mask... :rolleyes:

Genocide Tulips
01-29-2007, 03:39 AM
I like how Kane's burns miraciously healed without leaving a scar.

Otis Driftwood
01-29-2007, 03:39 AM
Prolly just some other Kane, same as with the "other" Undertaker, Razor and Diesel... (n)

Genocide Tulips
01-29-2007, 03:40 AM
Those bastards.

Genocide Tulips
01-29-2007, 03:42 AM
OMG! SEXAY! (http://membres.lycos.fr/wwaf/hpbimg/john%20cena%204.jpg)



:rolleyes:

Randetica
01-29-2007, 04:02 AM
And his hideously deformed brother shopping for milk with his face mask... :rolleyes:

now i really want to see it! and their million pets too

Otis Driftwood
01-29-2007, 04:05 AM
That Hogan show is soooo boring. No Doink and Dink on the kids birthday, no Duke Droese taking out the trash, no tickets for speeding from the Bossman, no tax audits from IRS and no sneak attacks from Randy Savage.... (n)

Randetica
01-29-2007, 04:48 AM
first i didnt like it but it grew on me with time then flavor flav came and hogan knows best got completely boring

still better than some other mtv shows

Kid Presentable
01-29-2007, 11:03 AM
everybody's got a price. everybody's gotta pay....

/best theme music ever

ToucanSpam
01-29-2007, 01:02 PM
everybody's got a price. everybody's gotta pay....

/best theme music ever
No, it's not.


Mr. Perfect.

M.C. Guevera
01-29-2007, 09:54 PM
I am a Real American
Fight for the rights of every man
I am a Real American
Fight for what's right! Fight for for your lives!

Randetica
01-30-2007, 12:01 AM
I'm concerned that I know too many of the names mentioned in this thread.

tpk
tpk
tpk

Kid Presentable
01-30-2007, 12:04 AM
Cena's rap on Brock Lesnar was funny though.

M.C. Guevera
01-30-2007, 12:25 AM
Cena was funny when he started rapping. It's when he became a good guy that he got lame.

ggirlballa
01-30-2007, 12:29 AM
i use to be a WWE obsessive fan 2 years ago and before that in the Stone Cold STeve Austin/ Rock days me & my brother were fans we would wrestle & copy the moves & he fuckin stuck a sock in mouth like that 1 wrestler use to do & he knocked out my tooth (baby tooth thank god)

ET
01-30-2007, 05:22 PM
No, it's not.


Mr. Perfect.

SEAN MICHAELS' FTW

Otis Driftwood
01-31-2007, 03:35 AM
Y'all know squat:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Msh4qS2x8hA

funniest stuff from the Doctor of Style, the Duke of Dignity, it's very Dave chapellish:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRpy1BwKcwU

brooklyndust
01-31-2007, 11:54 AM
Y'all know squat:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Msh4qS2x8hA

you have to see the orginal music video on the piledriver tape