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mp-seventythree
01-28-2007, 05:15 AM
Last night my team were working in the cold and wet again, and we had to check a trailer that was being collected in a few hours. We opened up the back, and the whole 40 ft trailer was full of boxes of porn DVDs and butt plugs.

Not sure if the receiving party was embarrassed about what was being delivered, but all the boxes were marked "bulbs from Holland".

Pres Zount
01-28-2007, 06:02 AM
haha. Pretty funny.

Today I found out that there are some blue collar types that have a tally going of the number of times I use "Fuck" and "Piece of shit"

na§tee
01-28-2007, 06:47 AM
was it for one person, empee? awesome.

pres, that is quite an honourable thing. my friend's mother at home had a swear tin i had to put money into everytime i cursed. she (and her son) thought it was quite vulgar the stuff come out of a young lady's mouth. FUCK THEM, FUCKING ISLANDER BUMSHITS!

mp-seventythree
01-29-2007, 11:46 AM
It was pretty funny, cos today two of us had to view a whole load of porn DVDs and make notes of exactly what sex acts were going on (to make sure there wasn't anything involving animals or minors).

So today I got paid for watching 8 hours of porn:cool:

abcdefz
01-29-2007, 11:47 AM
...were you fast-forwarding the whole time?

Genocide Tulips
01-29-2007, 11:49 AM
Any good ones?

mp-seventythree
01-29-2007, 11:54 AM
...were you fast-forwarding the whole time?

Believe it or not, yes. We went through about 60 discs.

mp-seventythree
01-29-2007, 11:54 AM
Any good ones?

Up Your Ass #9

Mind you, it wasn't as good as Up Your Ass #7:D

Loppfessor
01-29-2007, 11:55 AM
Any good ones?

Butt Plugs??

Genocide Tulips
01-29-2007, 11:55 AM
Nothing is better than #7. They just can not redo the greatness.

abcdefz
01-29-2007, 11:56 AM
Believe it or not, yes.


I would assume so. With the occasional "play" if something looked promising...

Genocide Tulips
01-29-2007, 11:56 AM
Butt Plugs??

Well those too, but I was referring to the porn.

mp-seventythree
01-29-2007, 12:02 PM
I would assume so. With the occasional "play" if something looked promising...

Something like that. The guy I had to work with is only 22 and he couldn't help pausing and rewinding a few times.