Why does Akon's "Smack That" piss me off so much?

[Lex Diamonds]

I don't know why, but it does. It's overplayed at every function I go to and it annoys me how all the girls think it's so great when in fact Akon is nothing but a huge talking penis. Sometimes I get that bloody catchy chorus stuck in my head and I have to listen to it, and I feel like a complete homo when I do.

[Randetica]

his voice makes me want to stab you (y)

[Lex Diamonds]

his voice makes me want to stab you (y)
In the ass? :confused:

[Randetica]

eww guys have no ass

[Lex Diamonds]

Tell that to Elton John.

[Randetica]

be quiet and sit down on your ass while im calling him

[Funkyfreshgrape]

i know... I HATE THAT SONG! ITS SO STUPID! (n) (n) (n) (n) (n)

[Randetica]

lol owned

[Lex Diamonds]

If Akon read that post he would definitely cry. (y)

[Mr Films]

weird, I was planning on starting this exact topic.

"kick it like Tae Bo".....?

jesus christ.

[EN[i]GMA]

The song might be dumb as hell, but I can't get the damn chorus out of my head.

Fuck.

[kleptomaniac]

akon is EVERYWHERE now. when did that happen? :rolleyes:

[Lex Diamonds]

GMA']The song might be dumb as hell, but I can't get the damn chorus out of my head.

Fuck.
Sometimes I get that bloody catchy chorus stuck in my head and I have to listen to it, and I feel like a complete homo when I do.
.

[Late-Night Lion]

It's funny how he dosen't really do anything on that new Gwen Stefani song but go 'WHOO HOOO" "EEEEE WHOOO" and gets credit for it

[The Notorious LOL]

If Akon read that post he would definitely cry. (y)



yeah then he would remember his numerous women and large bank account and LOL@everyone

[kleptomaniac]

It's funny how he dosen't really do anything on that new Gwen Stefani song but go 'WHOO HOOO" "EEEEE WHOOO" and gets credit for it

i think it's hi-larious! :p

[SobaViolence]

and what the fuck is he smacking?


that shit is whack as hell.

[camo]

If Akon read that post he would definitely cry. (y)


can you imagine how bad his crying would sound? I bet he can cry in various notes dependant on how severe things are.

[Lex Diamonds]

can you imagine how bad his crying would sound? I bet he can cry in various notes dependant on how severe things are.
And then he'd probably change up the pitch of it so it made another annoying suicide-inducing chorus to another shit song.

[ggirlballa]

It's funny how he dosen't really do anything on that new Gwen Stefani song but go 'WHOO HOOO" "EEEEE WHOOO" and gets credit for it

yea well gwen stefani only did the "you got it like that" on Pharrell's song & got credit


yes smack that sucks very badly(n)

and thank you for getting it stuck in my head now,:mad:

i do semi- like eminem's vese though
"pootycat"

[sjp]

how about akon's i wanna fuck you. haha now that song in the head is just as bad

[beastieangel01]

GMA']The song might be dumb as hell, but I can't get the damn chorus out of my head.

Fuck.

I have this same problem.

This song and his other song I want to love you or whatever the hell it's called. They get stuck in my head a lot. And babies cry.

[little j]

great... now that stupid chorus is stuck in my head.

its your fault.

[Gareth]

locked up w styles p was pretty good

[pshabi]

locked up w styles p was pretty good
:eek:

[The Notorious LOL]

Locked Up was fuckin hot.


as was Snitch with Obese Trice, and Cross That Line by Rick Ross...Smack That is pretty weak though.


I guess I dont understand the whole intense Akon hatred when rap musics have been saturated by singin' ass hooks for the last 15+ years and no one seems to have cared much previously.

[The Notorious LOL]

I dont understand why every Akon video involves him being in jail though. I know dude spent some time there for armed robbery or something but its almost like he has fond memories of it or some shit.

[Jitters]

Akon has at least three wives over in Africa so he gets the last laugh at all of us... :(

[Tzar]

i'd never download/buy the song but if it's on in a club; i need to grind with a girl to it. girls get sluttier when this song comes on.

[pshabi]

Locked Up was fuckin hot.



Your right to criticize the musical tastes of others is hereby permanently revoked.

Kill yourself.

[ggirlballa]

i liked locked up, smack that & i wanna love you are steaming piles of shit though

mr.lonely was kinda wack too

also akon needs to let go of the "konvict" thing what thug sings higher than mariah carey? eww(n)

[The Notorious LOL]

Your right to criticize the musical tastes of others is hereby permanently revoked.

Kill yourself.


Break down for me exactly what is so god awful about it, Ruben. For all practical purposes its more of a Styles P song than it is an Akon song.

[g-mile7]

I guess I dont understand the whole intense Akon hatred when rap musics have been saturated by singin' ass hooks for the last 15+ years and no one seems to have cared much previously.
His voice man you know its that reason people hate. Nate Dogg and R Kelly even prove that point I make.And locked up was weak in terms of beat, and Styles tryin 2 rhyme orange.

[Randetica]

His voice man you know its that reason people hate.

yeah, it's un-hear-able

[g-mile7]

yeah, it's un-hear-able
12 year old sounding...like Lil Boosie

[g-mile7]

He does good on Ghetto Solider with Papoose though (Papoose is a pretty damn good rapper from what I've heard so far)

[freetibet]

Your reaction to this 'song' is normal, The Padster. That lame piece of shit shouldn't get any attention here... His voice is so stupid sounding, how can they air it at all?