Aliases Are Pretty Fucking Lame

[Lex Diamonds]

If you have made more than one alias during your time on this board then, congratulations, you are a big fat net-nerd.

[Pres Zount]

You're just sore about Lo_lyfe. Give it time.

[Lex Diamonds]

Lo_Lyfe was pretty much the only alias I've ever found amusing or acceptable lameness-wise. (y)

[Pres Zount]

I enjoy a good alias.

[Otis Driftwood]

You're right. But I want to hear names! Squeal! Who moonlights as an alias?

[Pres Zount]

YUARRRRGHGHGHGGH!!!!!

[Lex Diamonds]

I don't know but the kind of dorks I'm talking about are like TNLOL, ToucanSpam, Freebasser, I think Kid P had a couple, I'm not sure but I think Pres had a few... people like that.

[Randetica]

i want to make an alias
give me ideas

[Deep_Sea_Rain]

i want to make an alias
give me ideas

John Cena.

[Randetica]

i dont even know him so ok

[Pres Zount]

I don't know but the kind of dorks I'm talking about are like TNLOL, ToucanSpam, Freebasser, I think Kid P had a couple, I'm not sure but I think Pres had a few... people like that.
I got fucking zilch, bitch. I beat myself up over the fact that I have no succesful aliases. I am like randy.

[Lex Diamonds]

Why don't you make an alias of someone who thinks you make good aliases?

[Randetica]

i have no aliases

[Otis Driftwood]

I got fucking zilch, bitch. I beat myself up over the fact that I have no succesful aliases. I am like randy.
She has at least 3. But it's right, the alias better be good. Like Mr Hand. The guy who knows your cock!

[na§tee]

this is about the third alias-themed thread in as many months.

i challenge everyone to make a padster-themed alias as of... now!

bagsy "padster's tunnocks teacake".

[Pres Zount]

She has at least 3. But it's right, the alias better be good. Like Mr Hand. The guy who knows your cock!
I haven't insulted your frauline, get off my back.


So help me god your innevitable reply better make some sense.

[Lex Diamonds]

this is about the third alias-themed thread in as many months.

i challenge everyone to make a padster-themed alias as of... now!

bagsy "padster's tunnocks teacake".
Greatness such as mine can not be emulated. (!)

[Randetica]

hmm theres only me and my other name called lyman
neither was ever an alias

[ampm]

I private messaged Lo Lyfe several times to find out who he was. Or was it Kid Presentable private messaging me to find out who I was. I can't recall at this time.

[Randetica]

lol your private messaged yourself

[The Notorious LOL]

I don't know but the kind of dorks I'm talking about are like TNLOL, ToucanSpam, Freebasser, I think Kid P had a couple, I'm not sure but I think Pres had a few... people like that.


I had one that rarely got used. You're right though, I will try to be cooler and make posts consisting of song lyrics.

[Pres Zount]

Fucking OUCH

[Junker]

I had one that rarely got used. You're right though, I will try to be cooler and make posts consisting of song lyrics.

LOL

[Kid Presentable]

It's one thing to craft a semi-loved persona. It's another thing to craft another on top of that. (y)

[Loppfessor]

I get mad when I wind up developing special feelings for a board memeber only to discover later that they were in fact an alias....

[Junker]

I get mad when I wind up developing special feelings for a board memeber only to discover later that they were in fact an alias....

Don't worry Lopp. I'm not an alias. I promise. :p

[roosta]

hmmm...surely people who make threads about message boards are just as "fucking lame"

[ToucanSpam]

I only have had three; I'll admit two were bad, and the third was a flop but we can't all be TNLOL.

[Lex Diamonds]

I had one that rarely got used. You're right though, I will try to be cooler and make posts consisting of song lyrics.
As aliases go, yours are usually of a higher tier. Not that that's a compliment or anything, they're still lame and you're gay OLOLOL.

[The Notorious LOL]

that was too a compliment. Lets hug and be buds.

[Lex Diamonds]

Hug my BALLS!

(no homo)

[The Notorious LOL]

you cant really no homo something as blatantly gay as that so ayooooooo

[Auton]

skye and i made a baby alias together

[Lex Diamonds]

awwww....Padster is still upset about the whole "DragonFly" thing........dude, that was like 3 years ago........move on. F*ck.
What was DragonFly?

[Lex Diamonds]

Play with my BAWWWWLS.

(And, simultaneously, tell me what you're on about.)

[Junker]

Padster you hypocrite. Everybody knows you and Planetary are the same person.

[Lex Diamonds]

Padster you hypocrite. Everybody knows you and Planetary are the same person.
Kind of like how you and Stephen Hawking are lookalikes?

[Junker]

Kind of like how you and Stephen Hawking are lookalikes?

Kinda like me and Brad Pitt I'd say.

[Planetary]

Padster you hypocrite. Everybody knows you and Planetary are the same person.

oh my balls. junker we aint not the same person.

get some friends.

[Lex Diamonds]

Kinda like me and Brad Pitt I'd say.
So your Brazilian mother gave birth to an American?

I thought your mother had a brazilian?

[Planetary]

burnded

[Junker]

So your Brazilian mother gave birth to an American?

I thought your mother had a brazilian?

What's the problem with that? Your mother gave birth to an alien.

[Junker]

oh my balls. junker we aint not the same person.

get some friends.

You 2 are online always at the same time. If you're not an alias, then you're a couple.

[Lex Diamonds]

What's the problem with that? Your mother gave birth to an alien.
No it's just last time I saw your mother she had a brazilian. My mistake, sorry. :(

[-T-]

Skye is kll.


and i am cmute rhyme, hat right I said it the truth is out.

[Junker]

No it's just last time I saw your mother she had a brazilian. My mistake, sorry. :(

Sweet. When was that?

[Lex Diamonds]

Sweet. When was that?
I can't remember, measure the hairs and work it out.

[Junker]

I can't remember, measure the hairs and work it out.

No problem. I understand.

[Planetary]

now throw sand in each others eyes.

would you shut up?

[Junker]

now throw sand in each others eyes.

Why sand when I can simply kick his ass??

[Loppfessor]

and i am cmute rhyme, hat right I said it the truth is out.

Don't you ever say that again!!

[Shit Alias]

oi!

[Lex Diamonds]

oi!
Say something funny or fuck off.

[Shit Alias]

Say something funny or fuck off.

How rude!

[na§tee]

welcome to our newest member, adolf hitler!

[Thundercracker]

(sigh)
crazy kids...

[Bob]

there should be an alias guessing thread, that would be fun.

yeah it could work like this

if you guess it right, the alias is banned

but if you guess it wrong, the alias is banned

i'm all for it

[freetibet]

A few years ago the whole board got messed up and lots of people changed their names, I think.. I used to have like 1700+ posts :mad:

But I'm still the same freetibet like Tibet in 1949 ;]

My name is Kamil, if anyone's interested (desperately looking for attention..).

[freetibet]

I prefer Pole or Polish, and without the 'dot' because I smell a hell lotta sarcasm/ignorance in that :p

[kll]

so what if i'm skye?


most of the aliases are admin. anyways... duh.

[freetibet]

what's the point in having more aliases than one? it's like having more asses than one, there's no point in that even though it sounds pretty much the same [wtf?]

[freetibet]

at least you can take a jab, and laugh about it. (y)

Please enlighten me. My dictionary says "jab" means "injection". Why do I laugh about it? Yes, I like injections, but how did You know?!:eek:

[Schmeltz]

Yes, I like injections


Yeah, hot beef injections. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[freetibet]

with long rusty needles, awww

[Schmeltz]

Ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaa (y)

[freetibet]

You get the point :cool:

[Bob]

no i thinks it is you who is getting points! ah ha!

[freetibet]

The more injections, the more points You get. All over Your body. Sweet!

[DipDipDive]

Nah seriously though who fucking gives a shit

[ToucanSpam]

I miss Ugly Cat.:(

[Randetica]

Nah seriously though who fucking gives a shit

word to your sexy mother

[Pres Zount]

I remember that I hated freetibet.

[zorra_chiflada]

I remember that I hated freetibet.

yeah everyone in the political forum does. i can't remember why.

[beastieangel01]

ugly ass cat and jimmythescumbag


my most favorites. pretty much the only ones I was ever entertained by actually.

[zorra_chiflada]

captain planet aliases!!!

[Pres Zount]

I don't see what is so sad about it, should we aspire to tell jokes that everyone finds funny rather than a select few? Rob, I think it is sadder to tell jokes that nobody finds remotely funny.

[freetibet]

yeah everyone in the political forum does. i can't remember why.

Me neither. Intollerance not tollerated!

[zorra_chiflada]

actually, now i remember. aren't you a massive racist?

[zorra_chiflada]

I think they might be talking to freetibet
yeah i was, i should have quoted it.

[freetibet]

actually, now i remember. aren't you a massive racist?

Hah, maybe. I like negroes, though. And Jews.

[Adolf Hitler]

Hah, maybe. I like negroes, though. And Jews.

I suppose someone has too...

[freetibet]

Creepy. But I like the hard type of humour. Like that joke about the telling the difference between a [type in any race/religion/person You want] and a bucket of shit.

The answer:

The bucket.

[Junker]

captain planet aliases!!!

They were great! (y)

I miss them :(

[Troll]

They were great! (y)

I miss them :(

You gay!

[cj hood]

aliases are lame.....most of the real (bf) people here are lame.....being on the net all day is lame.....so on and so forth.....

[roosta]

aliases are lame.....most of the real (bf) people here are lame.....being on the net all day is lame.....so on and so forth.....

so, you've embraced your self-parody?

[Auton]

I liked my orc alias. bob's comments about it were funnier though.

[Auton]

oh, and my derek jeter alias 3 years ago was pretty LOL too. funny enough, my favorite comment in that case was also from bob, who told me to go to hell or something

[Troll]

Aliases should be banned. Death to aliases!!

[g-mile7]

So this is the hot thread ;)

I hate alias names. They are not funny, say what you have to say as your orignal name...unless your orignal name has been deactivated for being banned or along those lines (then you should be gone). Oh well, guess an alias gives people some sort of cheap thrill to be stupid.


yea U niggaz betta chill an shit yo!! Im on sum UGod shit!

[Randetica]

I suppose someone has too...

atleast im not the only austrian here anymore :)

[Pres Zount]

Adolf Hitler pleased to meet you. Where did you grow up and such?

[Bob]

aliases are the "according to jim" of message boards

[-T-]

aliases are the "according to jim" of message boards

Should I be ashamed to say in a way i kind of like according to jim... Andy's a beast.

[fucktopgirl]

My alias was so great that it only last one day, then everybody knew it was me.....i kinda still asking myself why?

must have something to do with my super english!