Genital Trivia

[Kid Presentable]

My knob is on a lean.

Next.

[na§tee]

left, right, or up? :eek:

five star thread, kid!

[icy manipulator]

left or right?

edit, too slow :(

[Lo_Lyfe]

allow me to say free of them shackles a mighty halleluljah and scustya @ this thread of inequity

[Yeti]

Mine is like a periscope. It sees all and is very sneaky.

[Lex Diamonds]

Mine is like a periscope. It sees all and is very sneaky.
And is constantly being handled by sailors?

[Yeti]

Ha! Padster, you always have homo thoughts on the brain.
I commend your comeback.

[Planetary]

And is constantly being handled by sailors?
lol

[Lex Diamonds]

Ha! Padster, you always have homo thoughts on the brain.
Hey, that's not called for. :(

I was just trying to make some humour out of an otherwise serious, depressing and sombre thread. Hopefully my joke has added at least the tiniest bit of light to one of this board's posters' dank, dark sewer of a life.

[abcdefz]

I thought it was pretty good.

[Yeti]

Did he put a banana in your tailpipe?

[abcdefz]

I friend in college used to almost brag that he had "three inches of throbbing steel." Apparently this was true. One time he slept with a girl who was kind of the slut in our circle, and he said it was basically like sticking it in and waving around in the air. :(