i think i'm gonna write a book

[Bob]

fiction mostly

i need an idea though

give me an idea for a book

[Deep_Sea_Rain]

Giant mechanical panda bears from outer space invade planet Earth in the year 2049.

When that shit blows up, I want a piece.

[Bob]

maybe...but it's not earth, and here's the twist;

the invaders are actually men! in panda ships!

god i'm good, nobody will ever see that coming

[Deep_Sea_Rain]

maybe...but it's not earth, and here's the twist;

the invaders are actually men! in panda ships!

god i'm good, nobody will ever see that coming

And the men wear Panda suits, which convince the frightened population that actual killer pandas are invading!

They'll have guns made of Bamboo, which of course shoot lasers.

[DipDipDive]

Write it about that hobo cat you know.

[QueenAdrock]

Write about a futuristic amusement park where dinosaurs are brought to life through advanced cloning techniques.

[Bob]

Write about a futuristic amusement park where dinosaurs are brought to life through advanced cloning techniques.

i'll call it....oh you know

and i know you're laughing

thinking about the same thing i'm thinking about

[Bob]

ok, i think i've got a good beginning for my book

look:
bobby the pilgrim has come unstuck in time


god i'm so creative, even i don't know where i get my ideas

[ToucanSpam]

Here's your book:

A 22 year old virgin tries to come up with a book; he suddenly gets invited to Vienna where he finds himself swallowed in a world of sex (of all varieties) drugs and alcahol, but at the root of it is a secret the Catholic Church has been hiding for a decade, the real Jurassic Park. Together with his two robot counterparts he travels the world in a hot air balloon in 80 days trying to go fast enough to go back in time, only to find himself in the future, 1984.

[jabumbo]

Here's your book:

A 22 year old virgin tries to come up with a book; he suddenly gets invited to Vienna where he finds himself swallowed in a world of sex (of all varieties) drugs and alcahol, but at the root of it is a secret the Catholic Church has been hiding for a decade, the real Jurassic Park. Together with his two robot counterparts he travels the world in a hot air balloon in 80 days trying to go fast enough to go back in time, only to find himself in the future, 1984.


that sounds like an old jackie chan movie

[Kid Presentable]

Dude murders his family and drives around for a bit.

[Bob]

i think i read that in a sartre story or something

sounds like something he'd write anyway

i bet i could do it better though

[Kid Presentable]

But scooby doo can doo doo

[ggirlballa]

in a galaxy far far away....


include swords made out of light, hairy human looking ceatures, a girl with cinnamons rolls as hair, and a short green smurf

thank me later(y)

[Bob]

coming, eudora!

[Randetica]

good luck

quite a few people told me i should write a book about my life story (not in an annoyed write a book about it way)

i would if it wouldnt mean i had to give my parents lot of shit.. well who would care, youre not even reading what i type right now, dildowank

[jabumbo]

i hang onto your every word, randall ;)

[Randetica]

nice try! ;)

[Waus]

Write a "coming of age" story. I always like those.

[Kid Presentable]

Write a "coming of age" story. I always like those.
Yeah, about a woman in her 70s and her vibrator.

[Deep_Sea_Rain]

Yeah, about a woman in her 70s and her vibrator.

....and mechanical pandas (y)

[Thundercracker]

if i ever decide to write a book, it will be about humus.

[GreenEarthAl]

DO IT!

[Pres Zount]

Bobby the pilgrim has come unstuck in time, and he needs his faithfull assistant Pres Zount to travel between the wars, revolutions and the un-discovering of a nation to find him. Unfortunatley for both of them, someone has tipped Napoleon off about his fanciful Russian beatdown Tour of 1812, and Dr. Josef Mengele seems more interested in rap music than depraved human experiments.

Can the two of them manage to wrest time back from the slippery fingers of fate long enough reach their home decade? Or even their own century? Will there be enough time left over for Bobby to apologise to the girl of his dreams? Or will she just be AMOEBA?

[Randetica]

Here's your book:

A 22 year old virgin tries to come up with a book; he suddenly gets invited to Vienna where he finds himself swallowed in a world of sex (of all varieties) drugs and alcahol, but at the root of it is a secret the Catholic Church has been hiding for a decade, the real Jurassic Park. Together with his two robot counterparts he travels the world in a hot air balloon in 80 days trying to go fast enough to go back in time, only to find himself in the future, 1984.

what for a fucked up vienna is that

[DIGI]

Write a biographyon something you're familiar with......like Joel Hodgson. You really can't write one on Mr. Show since Bob's wife already covered that.


Okay, bitch. You're gonna get it now! Milk, milk, lemonade. 'Round the corner, the fudge is made! Ye Olde Fudge Shoppe.....open for business AND FUDGIN' ON YOU!!!!

[Freebasser]

Write a book about a bunch of nerds on a messageboard who join forces and travel on a journey through adversity as they fight to produce a book about a bunch of nerds on a messageboard who join forces and travel on a journey through adversity as they fight to produce a book about a bunch of nerds on a messageboard who join forces and travel on a journey through adversity as they fight to produce a book about a bunch of nerds on a messageboard who join forces and travel on a journey through adversity as they fight to produce a book about a bunch of nerds on a messageboard who join forces and travel on a journey through adversity as they fight to produce a book about a bunch of nerds on a messageboard who join forces and travel on a journey through adversity as they fight to produce a book about a bunch of nerds on a messageboard who join forces and travel on a journey through adversity as they fight to produce a book about a bunch of nerds on a messageboard who join forces and travel on a journey through adversity as they fight to produce a book about jellyfish.

Or just write a book about Princess Diana. They always seem to sell (y)

[paul jones]

fiction mostly

i need an idea though

give me an idea for a book gay one legged emo e-love with pirates and some car chases

[ToucanSpam]

what for a fucked up vienna is that
A combination of a bunch of good books, plus Bob.

[GreenEarthAl]

Are you writing it yet?