Who's more washed up by now? [Archive] - Beastie Boys Message Board

QueenAdrock

01-30-2007, 12:59 PM

I'd go with Jim Breuer. Even Kattan had Corky Romano, which yes, flopped, but it showed he at least was doing something.

Yeti

01-30-2007, 01:18 PM

You can catch Jim Breuer on Sirius. He has a very funny show.

QueenAdrock

01-30-2007, 01:24 PM

Really? That would surprise me. I remember he had the Jim Breuer Show for about half a season before MTV canned him. I felt embarrassed for him whenever I saw it.

And for some reason, I have the commercial stuck in my head right now. I think I was probably watching something old I taped and saw it there. :(

M.C. Guevera

01-30-2007, 01:28 PM

Breuer is the host of Web Junk 20 on VH1.

I haven't seen Chris Kattan do anything other than that VH1 80's movie.

ScarySquirrel

01-30-2007, 02:49 PM

I'd say Kattan just because... I like Jim better.

Mr Films

01-30-2007, 02:51 PM

my friend interviewed Jim Bruer for her college newspaper when he did a stand up gig there a few years back and he asked her for a one night stand.

she declined.

or so she says.

DIGI

01-30-2007, 02:58 PM

Yeah, definitely Kattan. There's no denying that they're both washed up and I really don't care for either of them. But at least Breuer has said sirius radio show, while Kattan insists on being in shithole movies. I think the debate should be between Kattan and Rob Schnieder.

Besides, Half Baked>Undercover Brother>The Animal
(2 of which I've never watched, but can almost guarantee suck)

QueenAdrock

01-30-2007, 03:29 PM

Tough break, Chewy. :(

kleptomaniac

01-30-2007, 03:54 PM

chris kattan is hot hot hot who cares if he's "washed up" as you say :p

he used to be my biggest crush ever, but that's changed for three reasons.

and i guess jim breuer is okay too.

however, i didn't vote for echewta. *shrugs*

Echewta

01-30-2007, 04:20 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdJtQvzEURk

TurdBerglar

01-30-2007, 06:47 PM

jim still has the legacy of half baked

ggirlballa

01-30-2007, 07:17 PM

sarah silverman is datting jimmy kimmel, she wins

i'm totally messin i love sarah & jimmy

QueenAdrock

01-30-2007, 07:26 PM

Jimmy Kimmel is married...unless he's gotten divorced since The Man Show.

ggirlballa

01-30-2007, 07:29 PM

yea he got divorced, he's mentioned it a couple times on his show

QueenAdrock

01-30-2007, 07:35 PM

His new late-nite show? I never heard it on The Man Show.

ggirlballa

01-30-2007, 07:37 PM

yea Jimmy Kimmel Live. I remember Heidi Klum was a guest once & she asked him about his marriage & he said he was divorced & dating Sarah Silverman also whenever sarah is on his show he mentions they're dating

Dorothy Wood

01-31-2007, 10:59 AM

Jimmy Kimmel is married...unless he's gotten divorced since The Man Show.

he's been dating sarah silverman for like 5 years.

QueenAdrock

01-31-2007, 11:18 AM

I haven't seen anything featuring Jimmy Kimmel since his show got taken over by those two jackasses on Comedy Central.

Silverman just lost points in my book, Jimmy Kimmel sucks.

Dorothy Wood

01-31-2007, 11:28 AM

his talk show is pretty funny actually. I don't really care for sarah silverman. I think she's funny sometimes, but I tried to watch Jesus is Magic and couldn't handle it. I wanted to punch her so hard.

DIGI

01-31-2007, 12:37 PM

Sarah Silverman annoys the hell out of me cuz she demands on abusing the "Hey, look at me!!! I'm hot AND edgy!" angle and I'm pretty sure Jimmy Kimmels talk show has been on for few years now.

QueenAdrock

01-31-2007, 12:50 PM

You know what I noticed from female comedians? They're either really vulgar or they talk about stupid girl stuff, like men and cats. I was watching Lisa Lampanelli last night, and her whole schtick is shock humor. There's not much of a variety when it comes to teh wimmins.

Do any of you know any *good* female comedians? Like ones that'll actually make you laugh, and aren't just recycled overdone acts. I'd love to see some.

DIGI

01-31-2007, 12:58 PM

I made a thread a while ago about how women comedians suck......all of them.

Echewta

01-31-2007, 01:08 PM

Except Paula Poundstone of course.

Dorothy Wood

01-31-2007, 01:29 PM

Dorothy Wood

01-31-2007, 01:43 PM

of course, she's not really the one being funny here, but this is still funny. k thnx (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mVofYhqMc0)

kleptomaniac

01-31-2007, 03:27 PM

Chris Farley used to be funny, but he hasn't been in anything in a longtime.

do you honestly not know..? or are you trying to be funny?

not cool :(

bigblu89

01-31-2007, 03:46 PM

I had to go with Kattan, because I like Jim Breuer more, and Kattan had a higher fall from "stardom".

QueenAdrock

01-31-2007, 04:19 PM

that one lady on the comedians of comedy is pretty funny.

this article about women and why they "aren't funny" is so fucking insulting! (http://www.vanityfair.com/culture/features/2007/01/hitchens200701)

edit: maria bamford is "that one lady"

See, the thing is, I know plenty of women who are funny. I have one female friend who is extremely sharp and witty and can make me ROFL just as much as the funny guys I know.

A lot of women just suck at stand-up. Bad material? Less choice? I dunno.