you get vaseline! and YOU get vaseline! AND YOU GET VASELINE!!! [Archive]

Bob

01-31-2007, 09:33 AM

i didn't even want to know that tyra banks had a talk show, much less watch it, but now i kind of want to start (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdHpYMR4ljY)

Tzar

01-31-2007, 09:38 AM

wasn't this, like, a piss-take of oprah?

b i o n i c

01-31-2007, 09:38 AM

so... what does she do with it.

damn i love crazy bitches... crazy, hot, big bootied, super-rich crazy bitches

Genocide Tulips

01-31-2007, 09:54 AM

I was expecting this to be a clip from The Soup.

She looks like she's on some hard drugs in this.

ScarySquirrel

01-31-2007, 09:56 AM

Um, holy shit. Now that's some good marketing.

I've never seen so many women so damn excited about some Vaseline.

I want some.

Yeti

01-31-2007, 10:11 AM

wasn't this, like, a piss-take of oprah?

Apparently she is eating porkchops like Oprah.

http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n58/AlienAiden/Porkchop.jpg

Lex Diamonds

01-31-2007, 10:46 AM

You kidnap MINE
nigga I will click-clack push your wig back
Further than Tyra Banks' hairline

Yorkshire~Rose

01-31-2007, 02:54 PM

That was quite amazing. Vaseline IS amazing.

I'm going to tape a picture of Tyra with no makeup on to my mirror so when i wake up in a morning i don't feel so bad.

Yorkshire~Rose

01-31-2007, 03:08 PM

*Raises one eyebrow*

Oh stop. You know i'm all sweetness and light. ;)

Vaseline has many uses. Try smearing some on your eyelashes Mute. It will make them all soft, conditioned and fluttery.

zorra_chiflada

01-31-2007, 03:49 PM

she's not fat btw. same height as me and 10 lbs more and looks in great shape.

TAL

01-31-2007, 04:00 PM

I'm gonna put vaseline all over my face next week. And thick.

JobDDT

01-31-2007, 04:02 PM

Man, Tyra is so fine.

Dorothy Wood

01-31-2007, 06:44 PM

even though she's supposed to be making a joke, I still think she's crazy. she was on good morning america today talking about how she's going to address the fat pictures. video (http://abcnews.go.com/Video/playerIndex?id=2837618)

ggirlballa

01-31-2007, 07:23 PM

tyra needs a man

Bob

01-31-2007, 07:33 PM

wasn't this, like, a piss-take of oprah?

oh, apparently it is. i feel dumb now :(

well....she's funny then

ggirlballa

01-31-2007, 07:38 PM

tyra needs a man

or maybe a Wo-man(lb)

ya never know

beastieangel01

01-31-2007, 07:56 PM

she's kind of bonkers but sometimes I like her. Mainly because the bonkers part makes me laugh.