no more bananas

[b i o n i c]

no more bananas by 2013?

Yes - in 10 years we may have no bananas (http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk_news/story/0,3604,875612,00.html)

It is a freakish, doped-up, mutant clone which hasn't had sex for thousands of years - and the strain may be about to tell on the nation's fruitbowl favourite. Scientists based in France have warned that, without radical and swift action, in 10 years' time we really could have no bananas.

[beastiegirrl101]

how about no more of your lame threads today?

[b i o n i c]

how about i put my banana on your spoon

[QueenAdrock]

OH SNAP

In other news, I ate TWO bananas today! They were free!

I'm a part of the problem. :(

[Genocide Tulips]

Now that's just bananas!

[Yeti]

Good Riddance! They just sit around my kitchen with black spots all over their skin like a bunch of lepers.

[jabumbo]

i would probably die if i could never eat a banana again

seriously

[Yeti]

Who needs fiber, potassium and vitamin C?

[beastiegirrl101]

i would probably die if i could never eat a banana again

seriously

this is really funny on lots of levels.

[b i o n i c]

pervert!

[Freebasser]

There are 7 bananas in my kitchen.

I really don't see what the problem is? :confused:

[b i o n i c]

degenerate!

[MC Moot]

Harry Belafonte is gonna be pissed......and when Harry Belafonte gets pissed people get hurt.....this is all going to end poorly......come Mista tally man,tally me banana.....

[Freebasser]

Haha, holy shit... I just found two more bananas in my kitchen.

Bananas all gone by 2013, my left testicle.

[Yeti]

If it were not for bananas Josephine Baker would have been nothing more than a common stripper.

[Freebasser]

Um... I just found 4 more bananas in my kitchen.

I'm a little worried :(

[Pres Zount]

hahaha.

I just found four bananas in a bag on the floor of my kitchen.

What's going on, indeed?

[Freebasser]

G.. help...! Bananas... t... too many o... *mumf* *gag* ...oh shi...

[freetibet]

One banana, 4 apples.

- I'm Bart Simpson

[OPINIONTRON 800]

OPINIONTRON NOTES THAT BOARD MEMBERS EXPERIENCING SURPLUS OF MUSA SAPENTIUM MAY OR MAY NOT BE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE ENDING OF SAID FRUIT'S REIGN ON THE PLANET. THAT, OR THEY HAVE MANY ACQUAINTANCES IN TAIWAN (http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/china/2006-10/22/content_713989.htm).

[Yeti]

Why don't bananas snore?
Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

[ms.peachy]

Everyone, begin hoarding and stockpiling bananas immediately!

[Dorothy Wood]

I don't give a shit, I hate bananas.

[freetibet]

Why don't bananas snore?
Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.
(y)

[little j]

2013 is not 10 years away.... its only 6.

[QueenAdrock]

Go banana!

[Drederick Tatum]

I don't give a shit, I hate bananas.

I hear that. bananas can suck it.

[QueenAdrock]

Is it because of the taste, or the texture? I know two people who hate it based solely on the texture.

[Dorothy Wood]

both. they're gross. sometimes I'll be like, "hmm, bananas don't seem that bad, lemme try them again." and then I try one or try to taste a smoothie with banana in it and I'm all, YUCKF

[ggirlballa]

Is it because of the taste, or the texture? I know two people who hate it based solely on the texture.

after school i bought some fruit from the market & my friend was just laughing his ass off just cuz i was eating a banana.....well F U!

I <3 Bananas

and i admit i couldn't spell bananas till gwen stefani came along

[jackrock]

I hear that. bananas can suck it.


Go Banana!
(y)

It's the texture. I'm a texture wuss.

[beastieangel01]

I love bananananasssss

but only as is. I hate them in candy form or smoothie form. I'm weird.

[QueenAdrock]

Boo-urns! Banana runts = nectar of the gods.

[jackrock]

Boo-urns! Banana runts = nectar of the gods.
Oh, you are the living end!

[ggirlballa]

just ate a banana right now & i counted 27 bananas in my kitchen

i am a banana whore

[TurdBerglar]

fried plantains (y)

oh and two bananas is like eating a full meal. those fuckers fill you up!

[zorra_chiflada]

oohooh can i be the first to say "this shit is bananas"
woohoo



wow, that didn't feel as good as i expected :(

[Randetica]

bananas is nice!

and i want a sexy smoothie right now

[ms.peachy]

Wow, I'd never heard of anyone who didn't like bananas before this thread. Who knew?

[na§tee]

i gotta admit i don't get too enthused about bananas.

a teacher once described the whole package - texture, taste - as "mothers milk" and since then i'm sorta squeamish about them.