Harry Potter grows up [Archive] - Beastie Boys Message Board

Dorothy Wood

01-31-2007, 07:05 PM

http://banners.broadwayworld.com/equus/equus_col4_hires.jpg

http://www.playbill.com/images/photos/equuspre5.jpg

hmm, still 17. no comment....but if I were to make a comment, it would be, AHHHOOOOOOGGGAAAA! BOIOIOINGGGGGG!

:cool:

cosmo105

01-31-2007, 07:29 PM

SO WRONG :(

Pres Zount

01-31-2007, 07:32 PM

How do I get chiselled features like that?

cosmo105

01-31-2007, 07:33 PM

magic!

James Branleur

01-31-2007, 07:34 PM

How do I get chiselled features like that?

those are his rib bones branle

Dorothy Wood

01-31-2007, 07:34 PM

SO WRONG :(

if it's wrong, i don't want him to be right. :cool:

apparently parents are UP IN ARMS! OH NOESSS!

he gets naked for a play called Equus. that's why there's horse stuff.

b i o n i c

01-31-2007, 07:39 PM

perverts!

Bob

01-31-2007, 08:11 PM

Yup. Skinny people who have muscle definition simply because they have low amounts of body fat are not buff.

oh :(

ggirlballa

01-31-2007, 08:11 PM

hot except the 2nd pic

RaZoRbLaDe KiSs

01-31-2007, 08:35 PM

holy effin hell!!

kleptomaniac

01-31-2007, 09:22 PM

wow i like find the horse more attractive than him. ew.

actually i kinda like his body in the first pic, his head in the second pic. but altogether it's not pretty. (n)

put some clothes on man!

TurdBerglar

01-31-2007, 09:28 PM

that motherfucker looks older than me

kaiser soze

01-31-2007, 09:35 PM

is it just me or is his head too big for his body?

anyways.....bring on NAMBLA!

icy manipulator

01-31-2007, 09:50 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r68EdykdIEc
this is great

TurdBerglar

01-31-2007, 09:58 PM

what the fuck are those assholes speaking!

TOY

02-01-2007, 12:34 AM

Why do his pubes extend so far?

Dorothy Wood

02-01-2007, 12:39 AM

that's pretty normal-looking to me :confused: . he'll probably grow more chest hair when he gets older.

he's always had massive eyebrows.

ggirlballa

02-01-2007, 12:51 AM

in the 2nd pic he must have been really cold huh? (lb)

Randetica

02-01-2007, 03:56 AM

lol you find harry potter hot

he looks like the rape child of tobey maguire and elijah wood

Dorothy Wood

02-01-2007, 10:20 AM

lol you find harry potter hot

he looks like the rape child of tobey maguire and elijah wood

yes :(

and yes he does! that's probably why.

abcdefz

02-01-2007, 12:06 PM

Dorothy -- the age of consent in England might provide some comfort to you right now. Isn't it 16?

Anyway. Props to Daniel for trying this. That's a tough play. I'm not that crazy about it (or Amadeus, another play Scaffer wrote), but it's a part that takes guts. He has to blind the horse with a spike at one point, too. Usually the horse is a guy in a headpiece.

Freebasser

02-01-2007, 12:44 PM

HOT!

Shit actors always end up doing porn.

Dorothy Wood

02-01-2007, 12:59 PM

hey, I can't help it if I'm attracted to every single person who's been in a harry potter movie ever anywhere.

especially

http://flakmag.com/film/images/snape.jpg

:o

abcdefz

02-01-2007, 01:07 PM

Alan Rickman's great.

It just occurred to me -- Radcliffe is smart to do this now before he's 18. If people start going nuts posting nude pictures of him on the net, it gets removed as child pornography; once he's of legal age, the stuff could circulate forever and he couldn't do much about it.

beastiegirrl101

02-01-2007, 01:44 PM

he's got the D'Angelo V.

not bad lil guy.

ericlee

02-01-2007, 01:48 PM

I'd hit it(y)

with a broomstick

NoLayupRule

02-01-2007, 02:53 PM

cosmo105

02-01-2007, 02:55 PM

a little fuzz on a man isn't a bad thing.

on a MAN that is. not a teenage boy.

Dorothy Wood

02-01-2007, 03:28 PM

all you people and your shaving business! human bodies have hair on them, get over it!

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00005NEBW.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

eric, this broomstick?

b i o n i c

02-01-2007, 04:23 PM

http://www.playbill.com/images/photos/equuspre5.jpg

thumone needth a bikini wakth!!~

Dorothy Wood

02-01-2007, 04:29 PM

you people are nuts. and have been looking at too many magazines/porn.

Auton

02-01-2007, 04:50 PM

dorothy's body is literally covered in hair

RoryMC

02-01-2007, 05:13 PM

I think it's been photoshopped to make him look older. There is no way a 17 year old boy would have stubble as thick and refined as that.

Dorothy Wood

02-01-2007, 05:32 PM

dorothy's body is literally covered in hair

nuh uh! :mad:

I just don't think people have to go shaving everything all the time, especially not boys. I'd be grossed out if a dude shaved his belly. maybe trim it if it's all wild, but shave it off? yuck. although once in college I made out with a dude with a thick bushy patch on his belly above his weiner and it was kinda gross. barely any chest hair tho. or arm hair. it was weird. he was a punk rocker :cool:

I do have hairy legs right now though, woooot!

beastieangel01

02-01-2007, 06:52 PM

he's too thin for my taste but really, I could care less about the body. I care about faces. His face looks good in both those photos.

17 eh?

hm. haha.

DipDipDive

02-01-2007, 07:10 PM

Aside: Equus is a fucked up play.

RaZoRbLaDe KiSs

02-01-2007, 08:55 PM

hey, I can't help it if I'm attracted to every single person who's been in a harry potter movie ever anywhere.

especially

http://flakmag.com/film/images/snape.jpg

:o

I own a movie where Alan Rickman makes out with another dude. Tis veryy hot (y)

Knuckles

02-01-2007, 09:55 PM

all you people and your shaving business! human bodies have hair on them, get over it!

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00005NEBW.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

eric, this broomstick?
no, this one.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v482/chickencow/hERM.jpg?t=1170385441

-T-

02-01-2007, 10:14 PM

That picture with the horse is a little on the fruity side. I have alway's had something against the harry potter kid for whatever reason, this doesnt help(n)

adam_f

02-01-2007, 10:47 PM

Daniel Radcliffe looks like he has a vagina on his stomach.

ericlee

02-02-2007, 01:12 AM

all you people and your shaving business! human bodies have hair on them, get over it!

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00005NEBW.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

eric, this broomstick?

Knucks beat me to it. I'd first hit him with the handle and then turn it around to sweep up is remains.

RoryMC

02-02-2007, 06:37 AM

You are wrong. That hair is quite pathetic compared to some of my friends.

Still, you can't deny he looks like a toned runt.

kleptomaniac

02-02-2007, 07:05 PM

I own a movie where Alan Rickman makes out with another dude. Tis veryy hot (y)

now i like the sound of THAT what's the movie called?

na§tee

02-04-2007, 07:31 PM

he's got the D'Angelo V.
ahahahah! i was just about to say the same thing. i saw d'angelo's untitled video on the tv today and i was like "shittttt damn". i was all about him in the 1990s, lolz. if ever there is a song to have sex to and, say, outkast's aquemini album was hard to find, this in the one. not that, you know, that scenario will ever happen.

i've never even been near a hint of toneage/muscle in a man in my life! no offence to my lovely boyfriend but he is pleasantly plump yo. oh, he has hella thigh muscles though. does that count for something?

all i ask for is a little shoulder/back action. give me that and i'm happy. grrr.

re: the radcliffe: i'm not too hot about those photos. i don't like his face. his head looks too big for his body. and he looks short. eh. but i'm sure teenage girls up and down the country are creaming their harry potter-endorsed underwear right about now, that's for sure.

befsquire

02-05-2007, 01:16 AM

note: i did not read this thread.

bobby and i watch this show called extras on HBO. last week, harry potter was on, playing a boyscout, but he was trying to hook up and kept pretending he was a smoker, carried condoms, etc. twas quite funny, as is the show in general (hbo in conjunction with bbc).

na§tee

02-25-2007, 04:36 PM

okay, so i have totally just viewed the full frontal picture of him nude and oh god, i feel ashamed, i feel so ashamed! :eek: i was going to post the link but, um, then i would feel even more ashamed. someone tell me they've, um, seen it too? er...

Documad

02-25-2007, 04:40 PM

I saw it as well. :o I stumbled across it at some seemingly normal magazine website. I also thought about how it would be appropriate to link it to this thread but I couldn't do so.

beastieangel01

02-25-2007, 04:52 PM

I saw it too, haha.

I feel dirty.

little j

02-25-2007, 05:29 PM

eww... the hair.... gross... p.s. whats with the horse? is that supposed to be sexy? why is he trying to be sexy at 17?

monkey

02-25-2007, 05:55 PM

can you imagine the fact that when harry potter is 50, there's gonna be pics of his adolescent penis out there... imagine if YOUR penis at 17 was out for the whole world to see.

my brain cried a little.

na§tee

02-26-2007, 04:03 AM

all the americans in the blog i saw it on were like "OMG EWWW GROSS UNCIRCUMCISED PENIS!" and all the brits were like :rolleyes: pft, it's the norm here, man. and then a huge argument about cervical cancer and uncircumcised penisessessesss started. ha! oh daniel, what have you created?

beastieangel01

02-26-2007, 10:47 AM

I am american and I find it so weird that some think uncircumcised is strange.

I've had erm, personal experience with both and never was there an issue either way. It's called hygiene and that's about it.

camo

02-26-2007, 10:48 AM

did anyone see him in extras? :D

Dorothy Wood

02-26-2007, 12:21 PM

hey! how come I don't get to see his wiener?! :mad:

venusvenus123

02-26-2007, 01:48 PM

yeah he's beautiful! *swoon*

eww... the hair.... gross... p.s. whats with the horse? is that supposed to be sexy? why is he trying to be sexy at 17?
umm... it's for a play.... he gets nekkid in the play.... and he's promoting it. i guess.:confused:

in the play he plays "a stableboy who has an erotic relationship with his horses". i got that from the beeb so it must be true.

cookiepuss

02-26-2007, 01:58 PM

I've seen the pic that inclued his uncirumcized penis. however...I hate to be a kill joy but I've read that thesephotos are a fake. total photoshop job. I nt efull pic you can see his massive thighs and they don't at all match the upper body.

cookiepuss

02-26-2007, 02:07 PM

it supposedly originated at this website:http://community.livejournal.com/hp_manips/165524.html there you can see the full photo.

and to clarify the penis shot is the part that was manipulated the one that shows his torso is real. I think.

Dorothy Wood

02-26-2007, 02:17 PM

well, where's the real thing?

cookiepuss

02-26-2007, 02:27 PM

well, where's the real thing?

I think what I'm saying is the originals cut him off at the torso and the penis ones were the manipulation. if you wanna see penis you gotta go to that live journal link and click the link below the horses head.