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QueenAdrock
02-02-2007, 06:28 PM
That I'm eating Easy Mac out of a mug because I didn't want to go buy actual food at the store, nor wash my dishes.

You go!

milleson
02-02-2007, 06:29 PM
I'm letting the kids choose dinner.

TAL
02-02-2007, 06:29 PM
I forgot to make dinner.

kleptomaniac
02-02-2007, 06:31 PM
i'm so lazy... end of sentence.

QueenAdrock
02-02-2007, 06:35 PM
I'm not lazy.

THEN GTFO!:mad:

Ah hell, you can stay. I'm too lazy to throw people out of my threads. :(

kleptomaniac
02-02-2007, 06:36 PM
You should have also left out the punctuation.

i'm so lazy i didn't bother :S

Dorothy Wood
02-02-2007, 06:55 PM
I'm so lazy that I'm really thirsty, but I don't feel like walking over to the fridge to get my water.

also, I'm posting here instead of doing actual work. shhhh!

yeahwho
02-02-2007, 07:08 PM
I cannot bring myself to blink eyes, swallow or stop drooling.

yet I will twiddle my fingers on this keyboard...

freetibet
02-02-2007, 07:40 PM
I'm so lazy that I cried in the cinema the other day when a comedy was being aired, 'cuz my balls gut stuck inbetween the seats and I didn't bother myself to change my position.

DIGI
02-02-2007, 07:49 PM
Im too lazy to wipe right now.:(

ericlee
02-02-2007, 08:04 PM
Im too lazy to wipe right now.:(

that's gonna itch when it dries.

QueenAdrock
02-03-2007, 12:38 AM
AHHH GROSS

My friends said they were coming over, so I was forced to do the dishes. And clean the counters and vacuum and throw away my trash I had been accumulating. Sigh. At least the place looks good now.

ggirlballa
02-03-2007, 12:44 AM
i'm so lazy that when i have to go to the bathroom i hold it in just cuz i'm too lazy to go piss....

i win

QueenAdrock
02-03-2007, 01:01 AM
No you don't. I'm so lazy I've trained myself to pee twice during the day - once in the morning, once at night, just so I don't have to inconvenience myself during the day.

*takes crown*

Pres Zount
02-03-2007, 01:24 AM
I can't really be bothered to think up a reason. I don't know.

ggirlballa
02-03-2007, 02:09 AM
No you don't. I'm so lazy I've trained myself to pee twice during the day - once in the morning, once at night, just so I don't have to inconvenience myself during the day.

*takes crown*

oh sweetie, i do that too 1 piss before school another pee before bed or sometimes i hold it in while i sleep & go in the morning so 1 pee a day sometimes...

*polishes crown*

QueenAdrock
02-03-2007, 08:23 PM
Me too.

*splits crown in two*

Genocide Tulips
02-03-2007, 08:28 PM
I didn't shower for like 4 days due to my bad trip and just not feeling well at all.*

It took me almost as long to empty out the bathroom garbage can that had my vomit in it since I couldn't make it to the bathroom everytime and the can was placed in my room.







*Still haven't drank or done anything else since wednesday.

ggirlballa
02-03-2007, 10:41 PM
Me too.

*splits crown in two*


awe..... just like in mean girls(y)

kleptomaniac
02-03-2007, 10:44 PM
awe..... just like in mean girls(y)

haha! :D

HOTWIFE
02-03-2007, 10:56 PM
sometimes i use kleenex to wipe instead of the last couple squares of toilet paper so i don't have to get the new roll. man that felt good. this is like postsecret.

Lyman Zerga
03-15-2007, 07:29 PM
im so lazy that i sleep in the same clothes that ill wear when i go out the next day

now i wonder if i sleep in clothes or go outside in a pyjama

QueenAdrock
03-15-2007, 08:53 PM
I usually fall asleep in whatever shirt I'm wearing during the day and my underpants. I just take off my pants and crawl into bed. Unless it's a work day, because button-downs and the like are uncomfortable to sleep in.

mikizee
03-15-2007, 08:56 PM
im so lazy im supposed to pick up my car goto the mall buy the old lady a birthday present do the vaccuuming and sort washing, instead im on the net in my underpants.

at least they are sexy underpants. ;)

Bob
03-15-2007, 09:19 PM
i took lessons on a player piano

Loppfessor
03-15-2007, 11:45 PM
I"m so lazy...I've asked girls to go home before cus whacking off was less effort than having sex with them

QueenAdrock
03-15-2007, 11:53 PM
I dunno Lopp, that may be borderline gay. There's always energy for sexual relations. ALWAYS.

Loppfessor
03-16-2007, 12:23 AM
I dunno Lopp, that may be borderline gay. There's always energy for sexual relations. ALWAYS.

I don't see how you get gay from that....when I do my thing with a lady it's a big deal not just the 5 minutes of pumpin and sweatin some of you ladies are used to. Sometimes I just don't feel like going through the effort

beastiegirrl101
03-16-2007, 01:08 PM
im so lazy that i sleep in the same clothes that ill wear when i go out the next day

now i wonder if i sleep in clothes or go outside in a pyjama

I thought you don't go outside?

Rock
03-16-2007, 01:10 PM
I dunno Lopp, that may be borderline gay. There's always energy for sexual relations. ALWAYS.
"You are never too busy, to get busy."

beastiegirrl101
03-16-2007, 01:12 PM
"You are never too busy, to get busy."

agreed. Some old boyfriend told me he had a stomach ache so we couldn't do the ole in out in out...which pretty much meant he was cheating.

abcdefz
03-16-2007, 01:14 PM
That I'm eating Easy Mac out of a mug because I didn't want to go buy actual food at the store, nor wash my dishes.

You go!



Couple of weekends ago I bought a bunch of clothes at the thrift store because I didn't want to do laundry.

Rock
03-16-2007, 02:10 PM
Couple of weekends ago I bought a bunch of clothes at the thrift store because I didn't want to do laundry.
If that is true. You win.

synch
03-16-2007, 02:13 PM
Meh.

abcdefz
03-16-2007, 02:14 PM
If that is true. You win.


Yeah, it's true. It was this weekend. (http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showthread.php?p=1418663&highlight=thrift#post1418663)

QueenAdrock
03-16-2007, 02:15 PM
Couple of weekends ago I bought a bunch of clothes at the thrift store because I didn't want to do laundry.

I've done that. I've been out with my mom and she's asked me if I've needed anything, I take a quick inventory of what I have that's clean and I decide to buy new underwear. I have a good 60 pairs of underwear, no doubt.

"You are never too busy, to get busy."

Truth.

abcdefz
03-16-2007, 02:19 PM
I've done that. I've been out with my mom and she's asked me if I've needed anything, I take a quick inventory of what I have that's clean and I decide to buy new underwear. I have a good 60 pairs of underwear, no doubt.





(y)

In my case, the thrift store is right along the route as the library, a video store I hit, a cheap cigarette shop, two used record stores, a bookstore, a grocer, and a theatre. It's all one circuit. So, it's like, "Would I rather haul my laundry out the door and spend a couple hours doing that today, or hop off the bus, get some shirts and stuff for dirt cheap in about ten minutes, and put off laundry for a few more days?"

Hell, yeah. Although, now they FINALLY got the dryer in my building fixed, so I'm just as likely to do it in the morning before work. (y)

Lyman Zerga
03-16-2007, 07:52 PM
I thought you don't go outside?


most of the time i dont
but i have to work out my ass now and my mum is with me most of the time