fuckin girls!

[monkey]

my two closest friends just had a fucking fight. im stuck in the middle. this fucking sucks. we're not 12 years old anymore, this should not be a big deal but i cant help but feel like i have to 'choose a side'. i know neither one of them would ever say "choose", but i cant help but feel like theyre both asking me to agree with them. and the thing is, they're both wrong. and i have no qualms telling them that, but they also have different personalities. oh god, im so confused.

im a fuckin 24 year old woman, what the fuck am i doing in the middle of this shit?

[adam_f]

Pray to Cool J?

[mikizee]

yep, its bullshit.

all u can do is as soon as they are talkin about it be as disinterested as possible, and make it clear u arent gunna take sides. they'll get the point eventually.

[monkey]

Pray to Cool J?

dude, you and cool j have saved my sanity tonight. <3

but especially j. lets pray.

[Bob]

i wouldn't know anything about this

[adam_f]

Originally posted by monkey
dude, you and cool j have saved my sanity tonight. <3

but especially j. lets pray.

I don't think we've actually established how we pray to Cool J. Ideas?

[mikizee]

u cant say 'let us pray'

u gotta say 'now let us jaaaaaaaaaaaaay'

aaammmeeenn

[adam_f]

You don't even know what we're talking about but you just provided the best idea yet. Thank you. May J be with you.

[monkey]

Mmmm yeah (mmmmm) check it out baby
Make it hot... then we drop it
(oooooooh!) Uh, yeah
(oooooooh!) Uptown, you know how we do it
Yeah you know
Make it hot

It's the first time together and I'm feeling kinda horny
Conventional methods of makin love kinda bore me
I wanna knock your block off, get my rocks off
Blow your socks off make sure your G spots soft

I'm gonna call you Big Daddy and scream your name
Matter fact I can't wait for your candy rain

So what cha sayin, I get my swerve on, bring it live
Make it last forever, damn the kitty cat's tight

Mmm... daddy slow down your flow
Put it on me like G baby nice and slow
I need a rough neck nigga Mandingo in a sec
Who ain't afraid to pull my hair and spank me from the back

No doubt, I'm the playa that you're talkin about

But do you really think that you can work it out

I guarantee shorty it's real, baby stick it out
Here comes the man of steel

Doin it and doin it and doin it well
I respresent Queens, she was raised out in Brooklyn

I'm in the mix now, searching for the right spot
To hit now, get down

Damn my lover dig down, you use a rubber?

Damn right

You are my lover

All night

The putty good to you? Word to momma

Man tight
The only thing left to do is climax
Let's make it last

Word we ain't goin out like that
All this time you've been telling that you was a Don

I tried to warn you girl you wouldn't listen
Now let's get it on

Mmm, baby wild, don't do that
Chill wait a minute baby let me please you back

You talk a good one shorty now you're makin me sweat
How a live nigga like it girl?

Nice and wet
We get it To The Break of Dawn, damn you're large
How a big girl like it Daddy?

Nice and hard
Safe sexin it, flexin it, gettin that affectionate
Chewin it, oohin it, all while we're doin it



Baby, I wanna hit it in the worst way

Make it hot

Schemin on the ass since the first day

Don't stop
Damn I love it when you talk like that
Make it bounce sugar

Long as you can bounce me back
More flesh than the Greek Fest

Roll up the sess

Pass the Hennessee

Put my body to the test
Wait wait daddy many niggaz ago
I was a young girl listening to how you flow
Now's my chance to hit you off daddy I'm grown
From the back, from the side

Right, I'm in the zone
One of a kind when it's time to do mine
Camcorder and the whole shit

Press rewind
Let it flow on the screen while we puffs the L
Layin back in the cut while we're under the spell

Word life, I like the way the ep went down
Go to sleep, tomorrow I'll take you back downtown
We'll be

[mikizee]

Mmmm yeah (mmmmm) check it out baby
Make it hot... then we drop it
(oooooooh!) Uh, yeah
(oooooooh!) Uptown, you know how we do it
Yeah you know
Make it hot

It's the first time together and I'm feeling kinda horny
Conventional methods of makin love kinda bore me
I wanna knock your block off, get my rocks off
Blow your socks off make sure your G spots soft

I'm gonna call you Big Daddy and scream your name
Matter fact I can't wait for your candy rain

So what cha sayin, I get my swerve on, bring it live
Make it last forever, damn the kitty cat's tight

Mmm... daddy slow down your flow
Put it on me like G baby nice and slow
I need a rough neck nigga Mandingo in a sec
Who ain't afraid to pull my hair and spank me from the back

No doubt, I'm the playa that you're talkin about

But do you really think that you can work it out

I guarantee shorty it's real, baby stick it out
Here comes the man of steel

Doin it and doin it and doin it well
I respresent Queens, she was raised out in Brooklyn

I'm in the mix now, searching for the right spot
To hit now, get down

Damn my lover dig down, you use a rubber?

Damn right

You are my lover

All night

The putty good to you? Word to momma

Man tight
The only thing left to do is climax
Let's make it last

Word we ain't goin out like that
All this time you've been telling that you was a Don

I tried to warn you girl you wouldn't listen
Now let's get it on

Mmm, baby wild, don't do that
Chill wait a minute baby let me please you back

You talk a good one shorty now you're makin me sweat
How a live nigga like it girl?

Nice and wet
We get it To The Break of Dawn, damn you're large
How a big girl like it Daddy?

Nice and hard
Safe sexin it, flexin it, gettin that affectionate
Chewin it, oohin it, all while we're doin it



Baby, I wanna hit it in the worst way

Make it hot

Schemin on the ass since the first day

Don't stop
Damn I love it when you talk like that
Make it bounce sugar

Long as you can bounce me back
More flesh than the Greek Fest

Roll up the sess

Pass the Hennessee

Put my body to the test
Wait wait daddy many niggaz ago
I was a young girl listening to how you flow
Now's my chance to hit you off daddy I'm grown
From the back, from the side

Right, I'm in the zone
One of a kind when it's time to do mine
Camcorder and the whole shit

Press rewind
Let it flow on the screen while we puffs the L
Layin back in the cut while we're under the spell

Word life, I like the way the ep went down
Go to sleep, tomorrow I'll take you back downtown
We'll be


great, now i really wanna have sex

[adam_f]

Originally posted by monkey
Mmmm yeah (mmmmm) check it out baby
Make it hot... then we drop it
(oooooooh!) Uh, yeah
(oooooooh!) Uptown, you know how we do it
Yeah you know
Make it hot

It's the first time together and I'm feeling kinda horny
Conventional methods of makin love kinda bore me
I wanna knock your block off, get my rocks off
Blow your socks off make sure your G spots soft

I'm gonna call you Big Daddy and scream your name
Matter fact I can't wait for your candy rain

So what cha sayin, I get my swerve on, bring it live
Make it last forever, damn the kitty cat's tight

Mmm... daddy slow down your flow
Put it on me like G baby nice and slow
I need a rough neck nigga Mandingo in a sec
Who ain't afraid to pull my hair and spank me from the back

No doubt, I'm the playa that you're talkin about

But do you really think that you can work it out

I guarantee shorty it's real, baby stick it out
Here comes the man of steel

Doin it and doin it and doin it well
I respresent Queens, she was raised out in Brooklyn

I'm in the mix now, searching for the right spot
To hit now, get down

Damn my lover dig down, you use a rubber?

Damn right

You are my lover

All night

The putty good to you? Word to momma

Man tight
The only thing left to do is climax
Let's make it last

Word we ain't goin out like that
All this time you've been telling that you was a Don

I tried to warn you girl you wouldn't listen
Now let's get it on

Mmm, baby wild, don't do that
Chill wait a minute baby let me please you back

You talk a good one shorty now you're makin me sweat
How a live nigga like it girl?

Nice and wet
We get it To The Break of Dawn, damn you're large
How a big girl like it Daddy?

Nice and hard
Safe sexin it, flexin it, gettin that affectionate
Chewin it, oohin it, all while we're doin it



Baby, I wanna hit it in the worst way

Make it hot

Schemin on the ass since the first day

Don't stop
Damn I love it when you talk like that
Make it bounce sugar

Long as you can bounce me back
More flesh than the Greek Fest

Roll up the sess

Pass the Hennessee

Put my body to the test
Wait wait daddy many niggaz ago
I was a young girl listening to how you flow
Now's my chance to hit you off daddy I'm grown
From the back, from the side

Right, I'm in the zone
One of a kind when it's time to do mine
Camcorder and the whole shit

Press rewind
Let it flow on the screen while we puffs the L
Layin back in the cut while we're under the spell

Word life, I like the way the ep went down
Go to sleep, tomorrow I'll take you back downtown
We'll be

So we pray on our knees or on all fours. This should be the prayer you say before bed. Or at least the hook. You know what? No. The whole thing. No one said religion is easy.

[mikizee]

the guy prays on his knees, the girl on all fours, preferably directly in front of the dude.

this is the word of j.

[monkey]

on all fours if there's more than one person praying. hahahaha.

this is a great turn of a thread.

[adam_f]

If you're alone, then you have to recite "I Need Love" and sit in your room and stare at the wall while in the back of your mind you hear your conscience call.

[JesusChrist]

i was the OG J.

[adam_f]

If Cool J were around today he would banish you to Hell to rot with Canibus.

[jabumbo]

i am the real cool J, all the others are just bogus

[Bob]

i wouldn't know anything about this

this post is pretty clever

[Pres Zount]

this post is pretty clever
I was scrolling down to say exactly the same thing as this! The only person that really apreciates you bob, is you. All the time.

[monkey]

i chuckled at bob's post. i even considered replying to it. but then... uhh... church of j took over my brain.

[The Notorious LOL]

I hope LL Cool J gets murdered

[monkey]

well, crucification is more godly.

[The Notorious LOL]

would he rise three days later and write a few thousand more songs about girls?

[monkey]

the songs have been written. the gospels according to cool j.

[adam_f]

I'm just saying, I'M JUST SAYING, think how many more people would come to our church if LL was actually dead.

[paul jones]

my two closest friends just had a fucking fight. im stuck in the middle. this fucking sucks. we're not 12 years old anymore, this should not be a big deal but i cant help but feel like i have to 'choose a side'. i know neither one of them would ever say "choose", but i cant help but feel like theyre both asking me to agree with them. and the thing is, they're both wrong. and i have no qualms telling them that, but they also have different personalities. oh god, im so confused.

im a fuckin 24 year old woman, what the fuck am i doing in the middle of this shit?
you gotta fuckin tell em to fuckin chill the fuck out(y)

[monkey]

hahaha. sometimes, a little wine makes the little lady curse like a sailor. hahahahaha.

[paul jones]

hahaha. sometimes, a little wine makes the little lady curse like a sailor. hahahahaha.
(y)

[adam_f]

Way to bring the thread back to its original topic, Paul.

Jerk.

[HOTWIFE]

wow we're in identical situations. it's really rather annoying. i've just told both of them that I refuse to take sides and will not be talking about it with either of them. there's still so much tension because they continue to talk about each other to me.

[adam_f]

If I was you, Pauli, I would so make out with them just to shut them up. Then I would post the video (there would be a video) on youtube or anywhere else it could be viewed free of charge.

[monkey]

i dont like to kiss girls. too many girl parts, not enough man parts.

[Randetica]

i love having a pussy and i love pussy but the only time i would envy the cock is when i tried to doggiestyle a girl lol

eh whats this thread about again?

[mikizee]

taquitos