We can create a BBMB Wiki

[venusvenus123]

some people take that thing a little too seriously.

[camo]

And who are those people?


serious sam the serious man with a serious plan to errrm eat some serious ham?

[Pike Bishop]

This Joel kid really is a sad little bastard.

[camo]

This Joel kid really is a sad little bastard.

why's that then?

[Pike Bishop]

how am I supposed to know why he's a sad little bastard....why don't you ask him.

[icy manipulator]

who the fuck are you to comment faggot?

[Pike Bishop]

well well fucking well....there's a whole bunch of sad little bastards kicking around here...this is very exciting.

Are you kids getting angry?........i think that's the path to the dark side according to that stupid movie you people always watch.

[icy manipulator]

indeed, and you've been lurking around for nearly 4 years to tell us that hey? go back to the shit hole you crawled out of and keep giving old men hand jobs for 10 pesos

[Pike Bishop]

good point. I do wish I'd spent those last four years posting nearly 7000 comments on an internet message board. I apologise completely. You're a cool guy.

[icy manipulator]

i know this

[camo]

good point. I do wish I'd spent those last four years posting nearly 7000 comments on an internet message board. I apologise completely. You're a cool guy.

Ok big shot what have you been doing for the past four years?

Trying to figure out how to type?

[Pike Bishop]

are you serious?

[camo]

are you serious?

I pose the same question to you

[Pike Bishop]

jesus

[icy manipulator]

which judas deleted my page? filth life(n)

[Otis Driftwood]

Queensland holocaust-Joel isn't on there anymore as well!

[icy manipulator]

can the pages be revived?

[camo]

I revived mine.

Also, it's someone in the UK deleting them.

If it's intentional then it's pretty fuckin' lame whoever it is.

Although when I was updating the isketch page last week wiki crashes and deleted the information on the page when I refreshed.

But if it's the same ip thats deleting things then I guess it is intentional (n)

[camo]

It's intentional.

My ip address: 193.16.149.250 (copy)
IP country: United Kingdom
IP state: West Yorkshire
IP city: Morley
latitude: 53.733299
longitude: -1.583300
isp: Leeds Learning Network
organization: Leeds Learning Network


as a massive coincedence I work just outside of leeds. I think Morley is about 7 miles away from me. :D

[Otis Driftwood]

Near enough for a quick busride, camo? :cool: *smokes pipe*
Anyway: some of you guys, I'm lookin at you Joel gotta put yourself on the map yet: http://www.frappr.com/bbmb

[camo]

Near enough for a quick busride, camo? :cool: *smokes pipe*
Anyway: some of you guys, I'm lookin at you Joel gotta put yourself on the map yet: http://www.frappr.com/bbmb

yeah I might go and knee cap the fool

[Otis Driftwood]

Haha, Joel has eclipsed Icy by placing his skinny butt directly over him! :)

[camo]

camo:

Known to be a bit of an arsehole.


Cheers: 193.16.149.250. What gives?

[Otis Driftwood]

Dude, if I was you, I'd totally get up and bitchslap the guy on the desk next to you! :D

[camo]

Dude, if I was you, I'd totally get up and bitchslap the guy on the desk next to you! :D

the guy sitting next to me is fine. Besides he'd cry!

Mr/Mrs 193.16.149.250 who are you?! lol

[camo]

Arsehole. I love it. Not that someone called you that, nor actual entrance to the Hershey Highway, but the term "arsehole".

It's so British.

Thats the way it's supposed to be!

[camo]

I know that. Gosh, you are a bit of an arsehole.

blimey, stick it up yourself guv'ner!

[camo]

:D

honestly though, I don't talk like that. I'm from oop norf (y)

[na§tee]

maybe i should record my dulcet tones saying "arsehole" repeatedly in a drunk ned stylee. no? not sexy? oh well then.

[camo]

maybe i should record my dulcet tones saying "arsehole" repeatedly in a drunk ned stylee. no? not sexy? oh well then.

I bet it would'nt be as bad as my mancunian/boltonian drawl

[na§tee]

when camo says he has a bolton drawl, readers, he means he sounds not unlike one of the funniest men on the entire planet (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CA0q_vkeoDA).

[camo]

when camo says he has a bolton drawl, readers, he means he sounds not unlike one of the funniest men on the entire planet (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CA0q_vkeoDA).

I sound more like kenny snr.

[Pike Bishop]

an anonomous fool deleting pages and cowardly insulting people behind the ip 193.16.149.250

This is what you have to expect when you're constantly talking shit on the internet...on a public forum is bad enough...but that wiki site can be edited by anyone...and trust me it will be. if I've upset you by messing with your sad little site I apologise. but personally I think you're a fucking idiot.

[Otis Driftwood]

Camo, camo, what have you done to upset the little guy so? He's barking you up like a lil doggie. Mexican brothel visit gone wrong?

[camo]

This is what you have to expect when you're constantly talking shit on the internet...on a public forum is bad enough...but that wiki site can be edited by anyone...and trust me it will be. if I've upset you by messing with your sad little site I apologise. but personally I think you're a fucking idiot.

Handbags at dawn?

[Yorkshire~Rose]

In other news, I was just scratching my ass, then saw blood on my fingers. Upon closer inspection with a mirror, I have a large cut at the top of it, without any idea how it came to be.

I am feeling a bit down in the dumps today but for some reason that made me laugh so much.

[Freebasser]

In other news, I was just scratching my ass, then saw blood on my fingers. Upon closer inspection with a mirror, I have a large cut at the top of it, without any idea how it came to be.

Two words.

The. Padster.

[venusvenus123]

what, up his arse??

[Freebasser]

That's where he likes to put it, yes.

[icy manipulator]

anyone else to revive mine because i wouldn't have a clue on where to begin

[Lex Diamonds]

FREEBASSER SAID I WAS GAY! :eek:

HE IS SO FUNNY LOL!!!!!

[Kid Presentable]

It's fucking hilarious that someone is deleting pages. I wonder if I should start doing it too? It seems like it would be funny.

[ToucanSpam]

Jesus Christ now we're posting porn in each other's profiles?


When will it end?

[JesusChrist]

You called??

There's nothing wrong with porn. Have you read the bible? That book is full of the stuff.

[Randetica]

padster is the only one who can give me an oinkie laugh

[Randetica]

You called??

There's nothing wrong with porn. Have you read the bible? That book is full of the stuff.

i milk it daily

[Deep_Sea_Rain]

Jesus Christ now we're posting porn in each other's profiles?

Did I miss something?

[Otis Driftwood]

You called??

There's nothing wrong with porn. Have you read the bible? That book is full of the stuff.
JesusChrist! No need to put your ugly ass gay porn on the Padster page! (n)

[ToucanSpam]

You called??

There's nothing wrong with porn. Have you read the bible? That book is full of the stuff.
This reeks of Freebasser.

[Freebasser]

Pffftt... my aliases aren't this good.

[ToucanSpam]

Pffftt... my aliases aren't this good.
I dunno, MooMoo really hit home for me.


And, I kind of miss PuffinJunk. Well played, sir.

[JesusChrist]

Pffftt... my aliases aren't this good.

Alias??

I don't even have a page on the wiki. Me!!! Jesus!!! The Son of freaken God!!!!

Dad certainly works in mysterious ways.

[Otis Driftwood]

But lay off the gay porn, you longhaired hippie-fuck!

[JesusChrist]

Then make one you lazy fuck.

Hello!!! My death saved the World. The least someone could do is write a wiki page for me. I'm a very important person. I don't have time for these things. John Paul II is waiting for me on the squash court.

But lay off the gay porn, you longhaired hippie-fuck!

Ever seen the t-shirt God hates fags?

Well, its not entirely the truth. But I'm far from liking gay porn. And long haired hippie fuck?? Well, guilty as charged!!

[ToucanSpam]

Jesus wouldn't use curse words. God is infallible, right?

[JesusChrist]

I may be my Father's Son, But I am not God. I'll leave that job up to the old man. Curse words? Sure, after all, I was a rebel My whole life!

[Lex Diamonds]

http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i117/Gday_Joel/jesus.jpg
That cartoon is historically inaccurate. You forgot the beard.

[Randetica]

stop killing threads with your greasy anus

[hardnox71]

Hardnox71
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As one of only 4 African American BBMB members (Tone Capone, GEA and g-mile7) he is both angry, black and proud. Always fighting the po-po and picking up Louis Vuitton wallets, he has not been seen since an epic battle with Pres Zount....more than likely planning his next step in this battle of wits or whatever the hell it was. He hails from the city of wind. Also likes to rollerblade like a faggot when stealing people's wallets. His tendency to rollerblade makes him 100% white, i don't care what anyone says.

Retrieved from "http://bbmb.wiki-site.com/index.php/Hardnox71"


Pretty gotdamned funny until I got to the 'rollerblading faggot' part.

That shit ain't funny.

And I don't steal wallets.

[Otis Driftwood]

I wouldn't wanna be called a rollerblader, too!

[hardnox71]

I wouldn't wanna be called a rollerblader, too!
Look who woke up with jokes this morning!!

Did you think of that one all by yourself, or did you have some help?

[Otis Driftwood]

I heard it from a rollerblader. Those guys are the best jokes.

[hardnox71]

I heard it from a rollerblader. Those guys are the best jokes.
Touche'.

[Randetica]

cant believe i dont have to pay for this drama live action..

[hardnox71]

cant believe i dont have to pay for this drama live action..
I can't believe you act ten years younger than you really are, or at least ten years younger than you say you are. I dunno.

Sad, really.

[Randetica]

pedos love it

[hardnox71]

Well, I hope that the both of you are practicing safe sex.

[Randetica]

haha you care!

[Teh]

It's intentional.

My ip address: 193.16.149.250 (copy)
IP country: United Kingdom
IP state: West Yorkshire
IP city: Morley
latitude: 53.733299
longitude: -1.583300
isp: Leeds Learning Network
organization: Leeds Learning Network

That's Sercomdj01, probably.

[mikizee]

Whats the worst thing about rollerblading?


having to tell your parents you're gay.

[ToucanSpam]

That's Sercomdj01, probably.
Who else do we know in Yorkshire....



:D

[camo]

Who else do we know in Yorkshire....



:D


I'm just down the road from this idiot whoever it is

[avignon]

<3 whoever did mine.

so, who did?

[jabumbo]

i'll say i did just to get the praise

[avignon]

i'll say i did just to get the praise
You were my first guess because you're the only one who is nice to me on the entire internet

[camo]

You were my first guess because you're the only one who is nice to me on the entire internet

you have a nice avator :D

[avignon]

you have a nice avator :D
spank you :)

[camo]

spank you :)

you're welcome. Two people now (y)

[Yorkshire~Rose]

Who else do we know in Yorkshire....



:D

Whatever happened it wasn't me. :D

[camo]

Whatever happened it wasn't me. :D

Oh yeah I forgot about you! :o

[Yorkshire~Rose]

Oh yeah I forgot about you! :o

*Sniff*


:)

[camo]

*Sniff*


:)

Don't cry, here have a yorkshire pudding (y)

[emceefukit]

I hate to be blunt here but am I the only one that finds this thread just a tad ghey?

[TOY]

I hate to be blunt here but am I the only one that finds this thread just a tad ghey?

WHOTF YOU?

[emceefukit]

WHOTF YOU?


?... Come on now, speak english son.

[Lyman Zerga]

she meant

WHOTF R U

[emceefukit]

she meant

WHOTF R U



Oh......I'm just a guy trying to make it through this thing we call............life...:confused:

[Lyman Zerga]

a board noob life called hell!

[g-mile7]

These alias'....

[Lyman Zerga]

all noobs are aliasii but not all aliasii are noobs

take your time and think about it

[emceefukit]

NOOB? I've been all up in this mother for damn near three years! (just reading, not really writing much)

[Lyman Zerga]

NOOB? I've been all up in this mother for damn near three years! (just reading, not really writing much)

stick to your plan

[g-mile7]

all noobs are aliasii but not all aliasii are noobs

take your time and think about it
Thats wild

[emceefukit]

stick to your plan

Awwww.................and you seemed so nice:(

[Lyman Zerga]

Awwww.................and you seemed so nice:(


damn! really? :(

how and when did it seem like that?

*kicks her own asshole*

[emceefukit]

damn! really? :(

how and when did it seem like that?

*kicks her own asshole*


Come on really, let us not quibble.

[Lyman Zerga]

thats right, bitch

[Otis Driftwood]

(y) Love "aliasi"!

[Lyman Zerga]

haha well i didnt mean it that way but umm thanks

[ggirlballa]

when will this hype die down?

[Lyman Zerga]

it already died but you rebirthed it with your hyping reply!

[Lyman Zerga]

umm someone deleted the whole page

[TurdBerglar]

i fixed it!

[Lyman Zerga]

you bastard!

[ggirlballa]

fix it mang

[Pres Zount]

Who was the worm who took five attempts to edit my page, yet only succeded in achieving what is probably an apt description of their entire lifes worth - ie nothing?

Spare me the explanations of what you were trying to do, just let me be sure of the fact that fate still has plenty of disappointments left to shovel onto your greasy existance, hopefully speeding up your decision to unplug your phone cables and strangle yourself with them, you APE.

[Otis Driftwood]

If I had to wager a guess I would say this obscure Laughing Man is a prime suspect. BTW I don't see anything anymore, when were you there?

[camo]

Who was the worm who took five attempts to edit my page, yet only succeded in achieving what is probably an apt description of their entire lifes worth - ie nothing?

Spare me the explanations of what you were trying to do, just let me be sure of the fact that fate still has plenty of disappointments left to shovel onto your greasy existance, hopefully speeding up your decision to unplug your phone cables and strangle yourself with them, you APE.

that was me, I was adding a picture to padsters page and it kept editing yours.

I don't think that wiki likes my mac or web browser because that site causes me no end of fuck ups.

Hey at least I set it right for you.

[Pres Zount]

Oh. Well then.


I don't really care, I just felt like a fight.


Pooh.

[camo]

Oh. Well then.


I don't really care, I just felt like a fight.


Pooh.

Well if it's any consolation I do think you're a bit of a twat

[Pres Zount]

Your thoughts are always the consolation, never the main event. A camo post is always the one that you feel cheated on after you read it - like it wasn't worth the gold coin donation to the school fete. You are the runner up prize.

Barely worth it.

[camo]

Your thoughts are always the consolation, never the main event. A camo post is always the one that you feel cheated on after you read it - like it wasn't worth the gold coin donation to the school fete. You are the runner up prize.

Barely worth it.


lol. I know what you mean, but why would I want all eyes on me? I just fleet this board whenever I have a spare five minutes here at work.

I know my posts generally lack in any substance, but when you wanna air you're view in a 30 stop gap what am I supposed to do? Rome wasn't built in a day.

Nice to see you notice me. Other than you're recent digs at me I've never really paid any attention to you whatsoever

[Pres Zount]

okay, um, keep not paying attention to me. I guess I don't have to say anything mean to you because you already know how much you suck.

Keep it up, I guess. This is a sad excuse for an e-fight, where is beth???

[camo]

okay, um, keep not paying attention to me. I guess I don't have to say anything mean to you because you already know how much you suck.

Keep it up, I guess. This is a sad excuse for an e-fight, where is beth???

You can't say anything mean to me because you don't fucking know me!

I had no idea that I sucked, but then I'm not here to impress anyone by trying not to suck.

Besides, I've just read some of you're recent posts. I couldn't find one morsel of any credibilty, so who are you to dissect my posting attitude?

Whats the point of an e-fight anyway? Winning an e-fight is kinda like proclaiming to be the smartest kid in a special school.

You're just a poor mans padster, princess. At least he's humourous when he insults people and his comebacks are of a quality that it's kinda hard to not be impressed.

So I will notice you know after this. Let the piss poor comebacks commence.

[Otis Driftwood]

You're just a poor mans padster, princess. At least he's humourous when he insults people and his comebacks are of a quality that it's kinda hard to not be impressed.

So I will notice you know after this. Let the piss poor comebacks commence.
HAHAHAHA! Too true!
He'll wait for Kid Pee for backup then they'll try the cool approach. Lol @ the Internet heroes!

[Kid Presentable]

HAHAHAHA! Too true!
He'll wait for Kid Pee for backup then they'll try the cool approach. Lol @ the Internet heroes!
I'm not backing him up. You otis, are the shit approach.

[Pres Zount]

You're not trying not to suck, camo??? Mission acomplished!!!!

And yes, arguing on the internet is like the special olmpics, it's held once every four years in a host city determined by the IOC. So go suck Otis Driftwood's shit.

[camo]

You're not trying not to suck, camo??? Mission acomplished!!!!

And yes, arguing on the internet is like the special olmpics, it's held once every four years in a host city determined by the IOC. So go suck Otis Driftwood's shit.

that took you more than a day. Well done retard!

[Pres Zount]

I only post on here in fleeting moments, in between novels. Surely you understand?

[camo]

I only post on here in fleeting moments, in between novels. Surely you understand?

Reading between the lines, I can now see the root of you're petty hatred.

YOU'RE FUCKING JEALOUS!! ha ha ha what a fucking loser.

Don't hate me because you're 'get up and go, got up and left'.

[Pres Zount]

Oh no you got me :(

I'm jealous of camo and his "book/s". Everyday I wish I could release a bestseller like you possibly have. It is a bestseller, isn't it? I mean, you wouldn't BRAG about it unless you were J.K rowling, or Ian Livingston or something, right?

You wouldn't hint how you are an acomplished author, and then not have anything to show for it, right?

[camo]

Oh no you got me :(

I'm jealous of camo and his "book/s". Everyday I wish I could release a bestseller like you possibly have. It is a bestseller, isn't it? I mean, you wouldn't BRAG about it unless you were J.K rowling, or Ian Livingston or something, right?

You wouldn't hint how you are an acomplished author, and then not have anything to show for it, right?

You're shitting me right?

I'm a graphic designer full time (with the relative degree under my belt) and a writer in my spare time. I have one published novel and two more in the pipeline. Nobody at my full time job knows about this because I write under a pseudonym. Plus I kinda like the anonymity (y)

How is that bragging? I'm pretty sure that if I were to brag I would have at least have my own name on the front of my book.

No it's not a best seller, and I never once claimed that it was, but go on princess, lets see if you can at least get something committed to print. That alone is an achievement in itself.

I'm not going to add a link to the book either, because the book is about something that happened between me and some friends. It would only serve as relative ammunition for the the likes of you on this board.

[Pres Zount]

Why would I be jealous of someone that isn't a famous author? I'm not going to waste my jealousy points on some nobody.

[camo]

Why would I be jealous of someone that isn't a famous author? I'm not going to waste my jealousy points on some nobody.

I'm hardly a nobody if you're picking up on things I said at least a month ago. I'm a somebody to you, you silly little twat (y)

[Pres Zount]

No you're not, I'm just telling you that you are a nobody to me, that doesn't make you a somebody. You are still a nobody.

Unless you care to give us a link to the filthy adult literature that you type up duing your lunch breaks at work.

[camo]

No you're not, I'm just telling you that you are a nobody to me, that doesn't make you a somebody. You are still a nobody.

Unless you care to give us a link to the filthy adult literature that you type up duing your lunch breaks at work.


You make being a nobody sound bad. You really are a bit of a tool (http://www.myfantasyleague.com/fflnetdynamic2004/66827_franchise_icon0005.jpg) aren't you


lol it ain't filthy lit. It's far from it.

[Pres Zount]

I was about to ask "did you just learn how to create links in the middle of your sentences?" but that would be cheating, because I know YOU JUST DID.

Perhaps you should look around the genius thread for more pearls to hit me with?

[camo]

I was about to ask "did you just learn how to create links in the middle of your sentences?" but that would be cheating, because I know YOU JUST DID.

Perhaps you should look around the genius thread for more pearls to hit me with?

I did thanks. I'm going to put it to other good uses too.

Aww it's cute that you look around here and spot my threads and post, but mate I'm not gay.

Seriously i'm flattered but you're barking up the wrong tree. I'm sorry :)

[Pres Zount]

My guess is that you will stick to the "gay" insult, harder than you stuck to the "jealous" insult. Weak.

Have you not written homosexual stories? Surely you should be writting whatever you can by now. The straight stuff doesn't seem to be selling as well, and I KNOW that you aren't gay, but whatever the bills, right?

And at least it's not that dog stuff again.

[camo]

My guess is that you will stick to the "gay" insult, harder than you stuck to the "jealous" insult. Weak.

Have you not written homosexual stories? Surely you should be writting whatever you can by now. The straight stuff doesn't seem to be selling as well, and I KNOW that you aren't gay, but whatever the bills, right?

And at least it's not that dog stuff again.

Hows that weak? Jeez, you really should make more sense.

I haven't written any sexual stories nevermind homosexual stuff.

So really, come on, what is you're problem?

[Pres Zount]

Camo posts. If I had to name one thing.

[camo]

Camo posts. If I had to name one thing.

and how exactly is that a problem?

[Pres Zount]

They're awful, camo.

[camo]

They're awful, camo.

and you think your's are worthwhile?

you really are a sad little fucker. I'd give anything to box you're face in princess.

[Pres Zount]

Not only are my posts worthwhile to the greater BBMB community, but you keep telling me that yours lack substance, and really camo, I can only agree.

I like what you've started with "princess", good move. May it eventually blossom into girls names, and possibly, if I may be so bold, "sweetheart"?

[camo]

Not only are my posts worthwhile to the greater BBMB community, but you keep telling me that yours lack substance, and really camo, I can only agree.

I like what you've started with "princess", good move. May it eventually blossom into girls names, and possibly, if I may be so bold, "sweetheart"?

I think you're overating you're posts there. My lack of substance in in quantity rather than quality. Besides read back to some of you're recent posts, it's hardly 'worthwhile'

Princess is a name reserved for guys who think they are special it's good for winding guys up. You should try it or do you keep you're insulting firmly infront of the screen?

I like it how you try and screw with my gay put-down against you and then a few posts down the line retort with something derived from the exact same ilk. Man being Pres Zount must suck.

You're just an pain looking for an ass to inhabit, princess

[Funky Pepp]

Hey does anyone in here know who that Banksy-dude is? :confused:
I mean, look what he's done...

[adam_f]

Originally posted by camo
I like it how you try and screw with my gay put down against you before and than a few posts dwon the line retort with something derived from the exact same ilk. Man being Pres Zount must suck


I'm judging by this statement you write books for the mildly retarded and the objectively stupid, right?

And yes, I am waiting for you to say "Yeah, you're my target audience, sunshine"

I'm on the edge of my throne.

[camo]

I'm judging by this statement you write books for the mildly retarded and the objectively stupid, right?

And yes, I am waiting for you to say "Yeah, you're my target audience, sunshine"

I'm on the edge of my throne.

how did that link with my comment (other than a few hastily made typo's)?

[Pres Zount]

Camo, I never called you gay. I said you write tasteless prornography in your spare time - there is a BIG difference.

One is a personal taste in sexuality, the other is called whoring yourself off to the highest bidder. Or whatever you can get, as I assume your writtings aren't studied by English students. Come on, you can admit it, when you mean "novel" you really mean magazine, don't you?

[Lyman Zerga]

zount youre too late, camo is my bitch now

[Pres Zount]

It all depends on the type of magazine, of course.

I see camo-toe writing for his own magazine, one that he printed up on the computers at work one rainy day. His coworkers don't have the heart to tell him he's a fuckwit with too much time on his hands.

[g-mile7]

Ruining this great thread :(

[mikizee]

i cant believe i wasted my time reading the last 20 posts.

[camo]

Yeah sorry.

I'm not going to even entertain this moron anymore. His jealousy is blatent.

As a matter of fact I'd love to write for a magazine at some point in my life and contrary to zount's belief it won't be for swank of razzle (y)

[Otis Driftwood]

I only post on here in fleeting moments, in between novels. Surely you understand?
Go get help! Seriously...

[camo]

Go get help! Seriously...


I think that was intended as a dig at me!

[Otis Driftwood]

I think that was intended as a dig at me!
I think "digging" at you for 6 or 7 times means he needs heooolp!

[camo]

I think "digging" at you for 6 or 7 times means he needs heooolp!

lol, yeah in a way I kinda feel sorry for him. Anyone who frequents a board just to do what he does must have some problems back in the real world.

I'm just using his bitterness and jealousy as a basis for my assumption.

[Pres Zount]

You guys are awful. The tag team can't even get their insults straight.

I've said it once, and I'll say it again, I enjoy taunting fucks like you two. You blunder into insults as if you were typing blindfolded. And honsetly camo, author or no author, it fucking seems like you must be blind-typing alot of the time.

Your sarcasm is not the lowest form of wit, your failed atempts to label me as jealous of your thoroughly-lacking-evidence novels are. But I still want this mockery of back and forth to continue, well into each of our embarassment threshhold.

[Otis Driftwood]

The tag team can't even get their insults straight.

That's cause your fuck-buddy finally put me on ignore. Maybe that other dumb fuck who posts about his suit can help your ass out.

[camo]

You guys are awful. The tag team can't even get their insults straight.

I've said it once, and I'll say it again, I enjoy taunting fucks like you two. You blunder into insults as if you were typing blindfolded. And honsetly camo, author or no author, it fucking seems like you must be blind-typing alot of the time.

Your sarcasm is not the lowest form of wit, your failed atempts to label me as jealous of your thoroughly-lacking-evidence novels are. But I still want this mockery of back and forth to continue, well into each of our embarassment threshhold.

Whatever Zount.

Surely people who use they're downtime to randomly insult people have problems. I don't think you realise how much of a sad little act you seem.

How can you say you're not jealous? You have no real reason to question what I do in my spare time, yet you can't do or say anything but. Besides how are my attempts failed? I think you're are jealous, I typed the words down. Mission accomplished if you ask me.

Funnily enough a load of people have pm'ed me over this matter and I have told me to just ignore you. It seems like you have quite a lot of 'friends' on here.

[Pres Zount]

No, I'm talking about YOU TWO, not myself and someone else. Nobody is taking part except for the three of us. You can see three people. There are no others.

EDIT: camo, surely you see the insanity of me being jealous over a book that I do not know exists? You need to provide links to this literary achievement before I get green, buddy. And yes, you SHOULD ignore me, because I am LOWERING you down to MY level. So do it maybe?

[Otis Driftwood]

Nobody is taking part except you, you sad fuck!

[camo]

I'm not sidding/tagging with anybody, Otis has his opinion and I have mine, it's not our fault that we both dislike you

[Pres Zount]

Nobody is taking part except you, you sad fuck!
It takes two to tango, you mung. I'm low enough to admit I like fighting with half-wits, do you get a rise out of using flawed logic and pretending to not care?

[camo]

EDIT: camo, surely you see the insanity of me being jealous over a book that I do not know exists? You need to provide links to this literary achievement before I get green, buddy. And yes, you SHOULD ignore me, because I am LOWERING you down to MY level. So do it maybe?

Well If you're not jealous, why the hating?

I ain't showing you no links. Even if you were a good mate of mine on here i'd still be hesitant about informing you. Besides, I've worked too hard over the past few years to make my dream become a reality. I don't need my work to be critiqued by some bitter guy on an internet forum.

[zorra_chiflada]

Funnily enough a load of people have pm'ed me over this matter and I have told me to just ignore you. It seems like you have quite a lot of 'friends' on here.

ooh, you hear that joe?! nobody likes you! there have been pm's sent! serious business!

[Pres Zount]

There is very little hatred here, having said that, you are a very annoying suckhole who consistantly manages to pat himself on the back no matter the occasion. And otis driftwood just needs to shut the hell up.

[camo]

There is very little hatred here, having said that, you are a very annoying suckhole who consistantly manages to pat himself on the back no matter the occasion. And otis driftwood just needs to shut the hell up.

I'm annoying!?!?

Just because I wrote a book and don't write essay length threads I'm annoying. That's ok I can live with that.

[Pres Zount]

Well, you don't get a choice, you HAVE to live with that. OH FUCK YOU ARE PROBABLY WRITITING SOMETHING ABOUT ME BEING ONLINE NOW. FUCK.

[camo]

Well, you don't get a choice, you HAVE to live with that. OH FUCK YOU ARE PROBABLY WRITITING SOMETHING ABOUT ME BEING ONLINE NOW. FUCK.

eh?

[Pres Zount]

You are on the ball camo, I wish I could be as on the ball as you.


You may say I am slightly impressed by you, and I wish I could be a little bit more like you. There is a word that escapes me.

[camo]

There is a word that escapes me.

Yeah amiable. The end

[Pres Zount]

No it's not amiable.


It's something else.



OKAY! I ADMIT IT! I am JEALOUS of your novel writting. Now, I don't know what type of book it is, or even what type of thing you would write about, probably something dull and unfunny, but I do want to have the chance to have written it!

You need to start a TIPS thread.

[camo]

No it's not amiable.


It's something else.



OKAY! I ADMIT IT! I am JEALOUS of your novel writting. Now, I don't know what type of book it is, or even what type of thing you would write about, probably something dull and unfunny, but I do want to have the chance to have written it!

You need to start a TIPS thread.

What tips do you want?

Actually It's quite humourous. Believe it or not I get payed to be funny. For the last two years I have been a designer making humourous greeting cards. I write a joke and then illustrate it. And before you tell me how unfunny most greetings cards are bear in mind that I have strict guidlines to follow. So no dick and shit jokes for me.

Wouldn't it have just been easier to pick my brain on the subject rather than making us both look like bickering kids?

[Pres Zount]

You do not get paid to be funny. You get paid to give the impression that humour MAY be going on. When it in fact ISN'T.

If DICK and SHIT jokes are the stuff you WISH you could write about, you must actually be the antithesis of funny. Tone Capone is not laughing at your jokes, that is how bad you are at wit.

[camo]

You do not get paid to be funny. You get paid to give the impression that humour MAY be going on. When it in fact ISN'T.

If DICK and SHIT jokes are the stuff you WISH you could write about, you must actually be the antithesis of funny. Tone Capone is not laughing at your jokes, that is how bad you are at wit.

You really have no idea do you?

Once again you decide to write shit about me without actually knowing me.

'Dick and shit jokes' is just a short way of saying that I can't write anything offensive.

Who the fuck is tone capone?

[paul jones]

why's this thread still a sticky? Is it important or something?

[Pres Zount]

You really have no idea do you?

Once again you decide to write shit about me without actually knowing me.

'Dick and shit jokes' is just a short way of saying that I can't write anything offensive.

Who the fuck is tone capone?
I have no idea, no. I honestly haven't studied the camo handbook like I should have. I can, however, tell that you are a very, very, excruciatingly boring and unfunny person. And you must write the most trite cards imaginable, probably ones about turning fourty gracefully and divorce. The crap ones that people only buy out of irony.

[Lyman Zerga]

shut up and write a book about it! LOLOLOLOL

[g-mile7]

You do not get paid to be funny. You get paid to give the impression that humour MAY be going on. When it in fact ISN'T.

If DICK and SHIT jokes are the stuff you WISH you could write about, you must actually be the antithesis of funny. Tone Capone is not laughing at your jokes, that is how bad you are at wit.
That comment makes me think your trying to start shit...you've told camo to stop lowering himself to your level, so how bout not allowing this by not fighting.

[Pres Zount]

shut up and write a book about it! LOLOLOLOL
HAHAHAHAH

G-mile, I am obviously starting shit.

[Yeti]

No more Sticki for the Wiki.

[roosta]

in its place i think my g-mile thread should be stickied. there's a lot of deep thought going on over there.

[na§tee]

aaaaaaaaahahahah. yes, roosta. absolutely. i vote YAY! (y)
it is one of my favourite threads in a long, long time.

[roosta]

true, but its radical new theories on what g-mile is could be seen as being dangerous and/or incenderary. dont be suprised if that thread is deleted along with my account and parts of your memory.

they may also steal some food from your fridge. who are they? who knows.

[g-mile7]

true, but its radical new theories on what g-mile is could be seen as being dangerous and/or incenderary. dont be suprised if that thread is deleted along with my account and parts of your memory.

they may also steal some food from your fridge. who are they? who knows.


I've been getting PMs asking if I've always been Auton...that the "G~mile" you know is some random Black guy Auton knows and post pictures of from his myspace and other random sites.....


I am G~mile end of story.(!)

[adam_f]

The Man wants to keep the g-mile down. (n)

[g-mile7]

The Man wants to keep the g-mile down. (n)


I don't know why people thinking that the pictures and videos posted aren't really the person posting under this name, I could understand a couple times but some folks are starting to wonder if I've EVER really posted......its crazy! Ima have to try and convicne them Im more then an alais...I'm G~mile:cool:

[Lyman Zerga]

when i didnt know shit about him and only saw his pictures i like so totally thought he was an alias but i dont think so anymore

[Lex Diamonds]

WTF. Some weird dorks have put loads of random words and shit all over our wiki. It's like Saudi Hackerz all over again. :(

[Lyman Zerga]

suck it up

[Adam]

Still exists.

[ET]

Haha, I can't remember what I wrote for most of you guys. Although I'm curious as to who referenced me on Nastee's one. Maybe it was myself? I don't think I'm that witty.

I do wonder who made comments on mine though... *glances around nervously*