Thank you

[Rock]

to the asshole last night who kept backing into me to the point that he was literally leaning on me and when i asked him politely if he could back up a bit all his friends told him to kick my ass.

and thank you to the asshole(s) who thought it would be funny to throw a rock through my wife's passenger side window so our 30 minute drive back home in the cold almost gave her frostbite.

anyone that you would like to thank?

[abcdefz]

Thank you to the light rail operator yesterday who blew right past me rather than making his scheduled stop.

You're good people. I know you were running precisely one minute late, so I'm glad I could help.

[DIGI]

I'd like to thank God for giving me the ability to be so awesome.

[Yeti]

Rock, where were you last night? A Super Bowl party in a bar?

[beastiegirrl101]

not that Mondays dont suck enough already, but I'd like to thank my high matientence b*tch of a client who sent me a nasty email over the weekend to which was the first thing I read this morning as I sat down at my desk. AND...she copied all my managers.

[Rock]

Rock, where were you last night? A Super Bowl party in a bar?
Unfortunately yes. Someone won tickets to this radio stations yearly superbowl bash and invited us. so we went. even though all 4 of us didn't give a shit about the game.

[Yeti]

I figured as much. I have always despised Super Bowl parties. I never really see the game and the bar is full of morons.

[Rock]

I figured as much. I have always despised Super Bowl parties. I never really see the game and the bar is full of morons.
It all would have been fun if it wasn't for the morons who decided to plant themselves next to us (everyone else we talked to were really laid back) and the rock through the window. but yeah....i think ive sworn off crowded bars from now on.

[DIGI]

I never liked crowded bars. Especially when I wake up the next morning hungover to find numerous cigarette burns in my shirt and shit.

[marsdaddy]

Thank you to the guy who nearly caused a 20 car pile up because you HAD to get in front of that car, forcing all the cars around to screech to a halt. Now we all know our brakes work and the lovely smell of burnt rubber.