bad science joke thread

[cosmo105]

today's contribution:

how do we know protons are catholic?






because they have mass



i'm so sorry, i plan to update this often

[zorra_chiflada]

hahahhahahahahha

[Bob]

welcome to the entropy bar, can i take your order?

[cosmo105]

^hahaha!

two atoms are walking down a sidewalk. one of them screams in horror - "oh no! i've lost an electron!" the one next to it says, "oh dear, are you sure?" it replies "yes, i'm positive."

[HEIRESS]

my life is like a bad science joke

:/

[Bob]

heisenberg and schroedinger are in a car, and they hit a cat. schroedinger goes "is it dead?", and heisenberg says "i'm not certain"

heisenberg is in a car when he's stopped by a cop. the cop says "do you have any idea how fast you were going?" and heiesenberg says "no, but i can tell you where i am"


two cats are on a roof, which one slides off first?

the one with the lower mew


i got a ton of these folks, and by that i mean i'm out

[Bob]

rene descartes walks into a bar. the bartender says "the usual?" descartes replies "i think not!" and disappears

descartes was a scientist, wasn't he?

that joke doesn't actually work if you diagram it, but shut up, i know

[cosmo105]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Bob]

the title says bad SCIENCE jokes Bob, if you can play correctly then dont play.

where's your science joke, skye

[kleptomaniac]

two cats are on a roof, which one slides off first?

the one with the lower mew

aaaaaaaaaaaaaah! physics! *bashes head against keyboard*


funny.

[milleson]

Gneiss thread (y)

[Lex Diamonds]

sum o thes r gd tbh lol

[Bob]

I failed science.

haha!

descartes was totally a scientist

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Descartes