If I don't make out with someone soon

[DandyFop]

I am liable to go crazy. 7ish months straight of boom boom every night and then nothing for 2 months. AGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! I'm totally flirting with some guy that I am not sure if I have a lot of interest in, just because I'm like whatever maybe we can just make out. Not that he'd mind, I guess?

Life could be worse right? I know...

[DandyFop]

I wish I didn't...it hasn't been like this for a long long time. I don't want this to lead to some bad decision making but for christ's sake, there's only so much a person can take!

[DIGI]

I dont know why I never get this way when I am single, but I know a lot of people who do.


The crisper in your frig maybe?

[ericlee]

The crisper in your frig maybe?

The washer on spin cycle.

[TAL]

I know what's happening.

[HOTWIFE]

try being married.

[DIGI]

The washer on spin cycle.


Subwoofer rodeo?

[ericlee]

Subwoofer rodeo?

two turntables and a microphone. Stress on the microphone.

[DandyFop]

making out and diddling one's self are two totally different events :mad:

[DIGI]

Dandy was born out of Satan's ass.;)

[Yeti]

That is what the astronaut said......then she put on a diaper, grabbed her bb gun and drove 900 miles. Don't be a space cadet like her DandyFop. Just get drunk at a bar and make out with some random person like everyone else.

[QueenAdrock]

I dont know why I never get this way when I am single, but I know a lot of people who do.

Me too. I didn't make out with a guy for a whole year back in high school. I don't really crave making out. Other stuff, though...yeah.

[Pootytang]

:) ESB

[ToucanSpam]

Are there applications, Dandy?


I'm kidding. Seriously, patience is a virtue. Eventually some dude will come around who will knock your socks off. It takes time to build.

[na§tee]

snog your current fancy, or wait for the piece of hotttness who will no doubt be just around the corner to whisk you off-a your feet. you deserve it girlie. may he be someone who can make good pie, and give great cuddles (y)

[Drederick Tatum]

yeah, hug it out.

[DandyFop]

:mad:

[cosmo105]

that's how men stop fights. hug it out, bitch.

[DandyFop]

hug out my vag!

[DandyFop]

okay that was creepy.

[afronaut]

I'll hug out your vag.




I don't care if thats creepy.

[Knuckles]

You mean you didn't get any action when you met Screetch?

[HEIRESS]

Im a horrible person and the night before my plane I made my ex boyfriend drive an hour across vancouver to richmond so we could hook up in a hotel room, just in case I died and it was my last chance for some human intimacy

I wouldnt allow any sexing though, he has a girlfriend and all, you know how it is...

:/

my personal life is so fucked up

[beastieangel01]

I feel that way after two weeks. The making out thing. Yeah. I'm ditching my former plans of tonight to drive over an hour away and an hour back to go get some action. All kinds of action, but the lip action is most definitely up there too. People forget how good it can be on it's own it seems.

yeah.

[The Notorious LOL]

Im a horrible person and the night before my plane I made my ex boyfriend drive an hour across vancouver to richmond so we could hook up in a hotel room, just in case I died and it was my last chance for some human intimacy

I wouldnt allow any sexing though, he has a girlfriend and all, you know how it is...

:/

my personal life is so fucked up


uh so making out and heavy petting is all good, but anything beyond constitutes cheating? Thats kinda weak, Airesse. weaker still that your ex boyfriend was game for it, what with a girl and all.

[DIGI]

Yeah, but the weakest shit is dude drove all that way and didn't seal the deal. Did you put a finger in his ass and read some choose your own adventure books?:confused:

[The Notorious LOL]

perhaps he just likes driving and starchy, itchy hotel bed sheets ;)

[DIGI]

Yeah, they're pretty sweet to not fuck on.

[Bob]

personally, i draw the cheating line at bigamy

if you ain't marrying another woman, you're not cheating

[jabumbo]

snog your current fancy, or wait for the piece of hotttness who will no doubt be just around the corner to whisk you off-a your feet. you deserve it girlie. may he be someone who can make good pie, and give great cuddles (y)


um....



hello there! ;)

[DandyFop]

uh so making out and heavy petting is all good, but anything beyond constitutes cheating? Thats kinda weak, Airesse. weaker still that your ex boyfriend was game for it, what with a girl and all.

Yeah the whole "no...we can't" (make out and start dry humping) "no...this has to stop (more humping)....is even more drama than just plain ol' doing it

[Randetica]

i want some boom boom

[befsquire]

making out is fantastic. it makes me all fluttery every time.

it's pretty intimate -- no one makes out with a hooker.

[HEIRESS]

I dont want to be in love with him anymore

I fucking truly dont

I dont give a shit about him cheating, I set my own boundaries with how big of a piece of shit Im willing to feel liike the next day based upon my previous days actions
thats all

whatever, it made me feel better than 2 days prior learning that the other boy I had been attempting to spend time with was dating someone else (old news to my trusty board drama followers) but that night I learned exactly who it was, on top of this he made quite a few people we mutally know lie to my face about it for a good month, and the worst part was when I learned it was some worthless excuse for a female that we both work with on top of all this deceit and disgustingness.

I ended a good 4 friendships in the space of a half hour that night

I cant stand being thought of as a fool, unless its by my own doing for a laugh which I do pretty much everyday, but I dont enjoy being someone else's fool and being lied to my face, that is shit I will not abide by.
I wish I had the guts to post her picture so people could share in my "wtf-ness", but it would be too demeaning for me

anyways, my work environment used to be my only saving grace and was basically my life, now I have to watch these two people be all cutesy and lame at work and walk around knowing that potentially some of the people I work with know about this whole fiasco and think that Im a fucking pitiful piece of crap and the fact that a functional male would actually choose some dog-face with no personality over me but I cant yell at everyone:
"ITS BECAUSE HE HAS A MENTAL ILLNESS PLUS THE THOUGHT OF BEING WITH ME FRIGHTENS HIM TO HIS CORE BECAUSE IT WOULD BE FULFILLING AND CHALLENGING AND EVERYTHING HE COULD EVER LONG FOR AND FINDING SOMEONE LIKE THAT AT HIS YOUNG AGE IS SOMETHING HE JUST COULDNT COPE WITH PLUS HES ANGRY THAT HE HAD A CRUSH ON ME SINCE LAST MAY BUT I STARTED DATING SOMEONE ELSE AND HE TOOK IT PERSONALLY AND BY DATING DOGFACE AT WORK HE IS ATTEMPTING TO PUNISH ME" to explain his actions, cause thats just not my style

wow, I shouldnt have just typed that all out but fuckit. Im on vacation man.

[Randetica]

feeling jealous sucks sweaty ass

wish i could scratch that feeling out of my brain and out of yours too

[skra75]

*plays with action figures on desk and mumbles quitely to oneself*

[The Notorious LOL]

I dont want to be in love with him anymore

I fucking truly dont

I dont give a shit about him cheating, I set my own boundaries with how big of a piece of shit Im willing to feel liike the next day based upon my previous days actions
thats all

whatever, it made me feel better than 2 days prior learning that the other boy I had been attempting to spend time with was dating someone else (old news to my trusty board drama followers) but that night I learned exactly who it was, on top of this he made quite a few people we mutally know lie to my face about it for a good month, and the worst part was when I learned it was some worthless excuse for a female that we both work with on top of all this deceit and disgustingness.

I ended a good 4 friendships in the space of a half hour that night

I cant stand being thought of as a fool, unless its by my own doing for a laugh which I do pretty much everyday, but I dont enjoy being someone else's fool and being lied to my face, that is shit I will not abide by.
I wish I had the guts to post her picture so people could share in my "wtf-ness", but it would be too demeaning for me

anyways, my work environment used to be my only saving grace and was basically my life, now I have to watch these two people be all cutesy and lame at work and walk around knowing that potentially some of the people I work with know about this whole fiasco and think that Im a fucking pitiful piece of crap and the fact that a functional male would actually choose some dog-face with no personality over me but I cant yell at everyone:
"ITS BECAUSE HE HAS A MENTAL ILLNESS PLUS THE THOUGHT OF BEING WITH ME FRIGHTENS HIM TO HIS CORE BECAUSE IT WOULD BE FULFILLING AND CHALLENGING AND EVERYTHING HE COULD EVER LONG FOR AND FINDING SOMEONE LIKE THAT AT HIS YOUNG AGE IS SOMETHING HE JUST COULDNT COPE WITH PLUS HES ANGRY THAT HE HAD A CRUSH ON ME SINCE LAST MAY BUT I STARTED DATING SOMEONE ELSE AND HE TOOK IT PERSONALLY AND BY DATING DOGFACE AT WORK HE IS ATTEMPTING TO PUNISH ME" to explain his actions, cause thats just not my style

wow, I shouldnt have just typed that all out but fuckit. Im on vacation man.


Basically, you got your emotions toyed with by someone, so you make out with an ex boyfriend and potentially toss in the face of his current girlfriend whats happened to you and further perpetuate the "deceit and disgustingness" because its beneficial to you?

Thats really shitty of you. I think you're a pretty cool person, but this just seems really selfish and childlike. You can do better than that.

[Dorothy Wood]

heiress, you should totally pm me a picture of that girl.

anyway, good luck and I say forget about the young one. you might think you like crazy, but it's no good in the long run I say.

[ggirlballa]

*cyber hugs to heiress & dandyfop*

its not quite making out but for that you'll need to go to someone else

[befsquire]

I cant stand being thought of as a fool, unless its by my own doing for a laugh which I do pretty much everyday, but I dont enjoy being someone else's fool and being lied to my face, that is shit I will not abide by.
I wish I had the guts to post her picture so people could share in my "wtf-ness", but it would be too demeaning for me

anyways, my work environment used to be my only saving grace and was basically my life, now I have to watch these two people be all cutesy and lame at work and walk around knowing that potentially some of the people I work with know about this whole fiasco and think that Im a fucking pitiful piece of crap and the fact that a functional male would actually choose some dog-face with no personality over me but I cant yell at everyone:
"ITS BECAUSE HE HAS A MENTAL ILLNESS PLUS THE THOUGHT OF BEING WITH ME FRIGHTENS HIM TO HIS CORE BECAUSE IT WOULD BE FULFILLING AND CHALLENGING AND EVERYTHING HE COULD EVER LONG FOR AND FINDING SOMEONE LIKE THAT AT HIS YOUNG AGE IS SOMETHING HE JUST COULDNT COPE WITH PLUS HES ANGRY THAT HE HAD A CRUSH ON ME SINCE LAST MAY BUT I STARTED DATING SOMEONE ELSE AND HE TOOK IT PERSONALLY AND BY DATING DOGFACE AT WORK HE IS ATTEMPTING TO PUNISH ME" to explain his actions, cause thats just not my style
i abide by the whole judge not lest ye be judged thing, so please do not take what i'm about to say as any sort of judgment or some bullshit like that. it's just me, being somewhat motherly to someone who doesn't need me mothering them. i just sometimes can't help myself.

you're hurt, and it is quite understandable. after all, you have to look at the hurt, day in and day out. the dogface comment though just isn't you, and it kinda disturbed me. imma leave that part be, since i think it's part of lashing out over being hurt.

my view, which can be entirely wrong since it's what i've gleaned off this board, is that you are used to success. you're beautiful and brilliant, and this is a deadly combination because you've always had what you want come your way. i'm not saying it's handed to you -- you worked hard at school to get where you are, and you're truly brilliant. you're also very pretty, and i'm sure that beyond the entire male population of this board drooling over you and begging for a minute of your time, men that you come in contact with IRL are likely the same, though not as overt.

you've been dealt a series of hard blows recently. your brother moved away and you had to seek out roommates you didn't want at a place you didn't want to live, that got broken into twice. a long term relationship ended and you picked up two from work, which is sort of an explosive situation (and i have no idea whether the guy involved is one of those 2, so i'm not even going there). with all the turmoil it then turns out that someone you want to spend time with doesn't want to spend that time anymore. it is natural to figure that if someone else is involved, they must somehow be better, so it's a slap in the face when it's someone that you feel is far inferior to you. but i get the feeling it's not even so much about what she looks like that's bothering you, but maybe it's making you question whether you were just a pretty face to him and he feels you lack substance that she has. again, i'm purely guessing, and i'm not in any way shape or form saying that this is true.

him wanting to spend time with her has nothing to do with you. it isn't about looks, it isn't about who you are as a person, or that she won over you. it's about something that no one can really put a finger on, other than to say some people have a better chemistry than others. something within a particular person draws you in, and you cannot resist them. like finding a soulmate, if you believe in that sort of thing. when i found bobby, i had no idea what he looked like, but i knew he was what i'd always wanted in a man. just so happens, i find him to not only have the most beautiful soul i've ever seen, but he's also a handsome man with piercing blue eyes that look at me in a way no other man has looked at me, nor ever will look at me again. if i fuck this up, i will spend the rest of my life alone, regardless of whether i'm single.

i had a point somewhere, and lost it while i was rambling. i don't even know if it'll let me post this much. the boy may have had people lying to you to spare your feelings because he felt it would be "crushing." how very egotistical of him, and frankly, how dare he? i get the feeling that while this is a hurtful thing, there's something beyond all this that's been bothering you, about yourself, and if you can figure out what that is and truly love yourself and enjoy your time being single and not feeling lonely, that is when you will finally find the person who will be everything you want and need in a man. not a boy.

feel free to tell me to shove it up my ass. i won't take offense.

<3

[b i o n i c]

that was the most useful thing ive read in a long time

[DandyFop]

<3 Bef for being so insightful. It's hard to hear about someone you have respect for and think of as an e-friend, to go through something like this, especially when you know that they can do or deserve better, than either the people surrounding them, or the way they are treating the situation/themselves. It's a long road, seems endless. But there will be an end.

P.s. Ugh I just read that last part and I fucking hate it when people say that to me when I'm going through something hard.

[befsquire]

at least you did it in 100 words or less. i rambled!

<3

[QueenAdrock]

It's a long road, seems endless. But there will be an end.

P.s. Ugh I just read that last part and I fucking hate it when people say that to me when I'm going through something hard.

Me too. I absolutely fucking hated to hear "You'll love again!" cuz it's about the most useless and uninsightful mindless dribble someone can spout off when you're hurting, because how the fuck do they know? It's just something you say that is entirely meaningless but sounds good.

...but it was also true.

[HEIRESS]

I dont care, Im hurt and mad and angry and It came out in godforbid calling someone a mean name.
and whatever, shes probably considered cuter than me in real life because shes smaller and petite and not a big bison boned person like I am. I get judged on that shit everyday of my life. Im not some piece of hot stuff in my day to day life, I get nowhere because of my looks, I take a good picture once in awhile because the flash is kind, but thats about it.
So, no, I dont feel bad about calling her a name. I wrote him a hate email after this all happened and I never called her down once in the entire email because I hoped I was above that. I only tripped up at one point because hed always asked me why I never liked this particular girl at work the entire time we've worked together and I wrote a paragraph about how I didnt agree with her work ethic and her treatment of many of my cherished coworkers, and commented about her often childish and immature nature when It came to dealing with work conflicts and problems that arise.

regardless, this forum is my rant-fest, and yeah, I say shit here all the time I probably never would in any IRL situation, via it be in person or email or otherwise. thats just the way it is.
and what I definately dont need is to come here and have you guys defend "the other girl"
I know your advice is all awesome, and I fucking appreciated it more than any of you will ever know, I just truly want you guys to know that
but what I dont need to hear right now is how im being ungandhi-like in my resorting to name calling at a time when Im very angry
I know anything I say will not stop anyone from throwing in their two bits, even if its against me etc etc, and you know what, that is awesome.
thats what makes this place as great as it is, there is no holding back
so no beth, there will be no ass shoving, because I dig that you take the time to read about my pitiful situation and took a moment to type all that out. <3

and back to the other situation,
I have hooked up with my exboyfriend multiple times since we broke up, and during some of those most recent times he has had a new girlfriend
but Im not doing it to go throw it in this other girls face, I dont even know this other chick and Ive never even seen her in real life
I would never, ever do it for those reasons
that has never been whats behind my continuously hooking back up with him
Its just basically a comfort thing because I miss him, and thats his choice to let himself hang out with me in that manner
like I said, we arent even having sex, but yes, If i had a boyfriend and he did even 1/100th of the things that me and this boy end up doing when we hang out I would dump his ass in a heartbeat. But all I know is whats happening on my end of things, and the fact that I still love him.
thats it.

I need to go buy some ice cream now

[zorra_chiflada]

someone needs some damn self-respect

[paul jones]

love can make you do stupid shit sometimes
that's very true indeedly-oh

[HEIRESS]

100% true.

[befsquire]

i guess what gets to me is you're worth 1000x more than your ex or that boy ever gave you. but, we women do that sometimes for love. i sold myself short in the love department on marriage #1, which is why i wasn't going to do that were there to be a marriage #2. so, when i found what i wanted, and he happened to live in canada, i figured i had nothing to lose by trying to get what i want.

heiress, i don't think the flash is kind, and i don't even know what you're talking about with the big boned thing. this comes from someone who was a big girl before she cut out 235lbs through a divorce.

all women pretty much beat themselves up for no good reason. i do it frequently. zorra does that here and there. cosmo used to do it before boomin. ba01 does it sometimes. msf does it when she has the time to come here. and on and on. hell, supermodels do it. it's how we women are. except for black women. fuck, i just want one little tiny bit of the self confidence they have. for real.

anyway, i'm drunk right now, and rambling once again. my point, and then i'm shutting up on the topic, is this: you and every woman on the planet are worth whatever you want out of relationships, careers, and life.

oh, and i totally get where you're coming from with your ex which is why i won't go there and i'm not gonna judge. except i did know the girl, and almost accidentally ran the bitch down in the parking lot at UF (yes, i was a gator at one point in my life). when i found out it was her, i regretted having slammed on my brakes earlier that day.

are you sure you don't want to shove my ass just a little? ;) it could be good times...

[Schmeltz]

this comes from someone who was a big girl before she cut out 235lbs through a divorce.


Two hundred and thirty-five pounds? You, at one point, weighed two hundred and thirty-five pounds more than your photos suggest now.

I'm probably out of my element here, but you have got to be shitting me. There's just no way.

[befsquire]

the 235lb reference was how much my ex husband weighed. so, i divorced 235 lbs.

but for real, i used to weigh like 40lbs more than i currently weigh.

[RoryMC]

Are there applications, Dandy?


I'm kidding. Seriously, patience is a virtue. Eventually some dude will come around who will knock your socks off. It takes time to build.

Socks are the last thing she wants knocking off.

[Schmeltz]

the 235lb reference was how much my ex husband weighed. so, i divorced 235 lbs.

but for real, i used to weigh like 40lbs more than i currently weigh.

Ah. That makes a lot more sense.