MC Moot
02-07-2007, 11:57 AM
From my favorite new literary conglomearate:
http://www.mcsweeneys.net/
"T H E N E W E S T F R O M J O K E L A N D"
BY BRODIE H. BROCKIE & R.J. WHITE
BAR JOKE #1
A man walks into a bar. He has a few drinks and chats with the bartender.
Later that night, he goes home alone and reflects on the poor decisions he's made in life.
RELIGIOUS JOKE #5
A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi are walking down the street. They discuss, together, the various traditions and beliefs of their different religions.
Each leaves with a greater respect for the other and a deeper understanding of the world.
CHICKEN JOKE #63
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the chicken lacks any reasoning or decision-making capabilities, it seems unlikely the chicken's action was spurred by any particular motivation.
BAR JOKE #17
A man walks into a bar with a dog. He orders a drink.
The bartender says, "Hey, we don't let dogs in here!"
The man says, "But I'm blind, and this is my seeing eye dog. According to the Americans With Disabilities Act, you have to allow him into your establishment."
The bartender gives him his drink, which he consumes.
LAWYER JOKE #7
What do you call a room full of lawyers?
A group of highly educated legal professionals.
BLONDE JOKE #116
How do you brainwash a blonde?
A rigorous schedule of psychologically breaking down their confidence and resistance to outside suggestion.
FARMER'S DAUGHTER JOKE #13
A man is driving down a country road at night when his car gets a flat tire.
He stops by a local farmhouse and asks the owner if he can stay there for the night.
"Sure," says the farmer. "As long as you don't touch my three beautiful daughters."
The man did as he was told, because frankly, he didn't find the girls nearly so attractive as their father seemed to.
http://www.mcsweeneys.net/
"T H E N E W E S T F R O M J O K E L A N D"
BY BRODIE H. BROCKIE & R.J. WHITE
BAR JOKE #1
A man walks into a bar. He has a few drinks and chats with the bartender.
Later that night, he goes home alone and reflects on the poor decisions he's made in life.
RELIGIOUS JOKE #5
A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi are walking down the street. They discuss, together, the various traditions and beliefs of their different religions.
Each leaves with a greater respect for the other and a deeper understanding of the world.
CHICKEN JOKE #63
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the chicken lacks any reasoning or decision-making capabilities, it seems unlikely the chicken's action was spurred by any particular motivation.
BAR JOKE #17
A man walks into a bar with a dog. He orders a drink.
The bartender says, "Hey, we don't let dogs in here!"
The man says, "But I'm blind, and this is my seeing eye dog. According to the Americans With Disabilities Act, you have to allow him into your establishment."
The bartender gives him his drink, which he consumes.
LAWYER JOKE #7
What do you call a room full of lawyers?
A group of highly educated legal professionals.
BLONDE JOKE #116
How do you brainwash a blonde?
A rigorous schedule of psychologically breaking down their confidence and resistance to outside suggestion.
FARMER'S DAUGHTER JOKE #13
A man is driving down a country road at night when his car gets a flat tire.
He stops by a local farmhouse and asks the owner if he can stay there for the night.
"Sure," says the farmer. "As long as you don't touch my three beautiful daughters."
The man did as he was told, because frankly, he didn't find the girls nearly so attractive as their father seemed to.