Valentines 'board crush' time!

[camo]

C'mon people who would you like to exchenge fluids with on this board?
Where is Cilla 'nastee' Black? I think she needs to get up on this!

[QueenAdrock]

DROPPINSCIENCE LOLOLOL

And a few of the STD-free ladies here. No bitches with herpes. Sorry, that's my policy.

[befsquire]

didn't see that^ coming.

[Genocide Tulips]

Bob

[Genocide Tulips]

I can deal with it being a bit hairy as long as it's nice.

[camo]

I just want to touch camo's "bum". I've heard that it is as soft as a marshmallow.

I have no idea who wrote that. I've always thought it as being quite firm considering I run everyday :)

[monkey]

my e-husband is the only board crush i have. and if he doesnt put out this v-day, i swear, it's ovah.

[kleptomaniac]

i'd say....yauch <3

[Planetary]

DROPPINSCIENCE LOLOLOL

snap

[beastiegirrl101]

all my crushes know who they are.

[QueenAdrock]

all my crushes know who they are.

:cool:

[beastiegirrl101]

all? I didnt realize there were that many to crush on.....hmmm.


oooh yeeaaaah....that's why they're crushes!

[b i o n i c]

she's not a player, she just crushes a lot.

i never get no love on the bbmb so im not even

[adam_f]

Originally posted by monkey
my e-husband is the only board crush i have. and if he doesnt put out this v-day, i swear, it's ovah.

It's like you read my mind. If I don't get any, I swear, it'll be like every other day of the fucking week. I don't know what your problem is anymore. "Oh, I'm tired" Fuck that shit.

[paul jones]

yeah! valentines nonsense again(y)

[Dorothy Wood]

bob
skra
dred
et

jackrock in 10 years

edit: I forgot auton and afronaut

<3

[abcdefz]

This thread makes me want to onanism.

[monkey]

onanism on valentine's day makes me :(

It's like you read my mind. If I don't get any, I swear, it'll be like every other day of the fucking week. I don't know what your problem is anymore. "Oh, I'm tired" Fuck that shit.

i <3 you. this year, i wont be indisposed.

[abcdefz]

"Don't knock it -- it's sex with someone I love."

[cookiepuss]

No bitches with herpes. Sorry, that's my policy.

VALTREX for valentines!

[cosmo105]

i'd throw my D in boomin'.

[Loppfessor]

all my crushes know who they are.

Mine too! Cept i only have one on here....the rest i don't know well enough to crush on, I'd just like to have various forms of intercourse with them

[hpdrifter]

Skra is so hot. If only I were a video game nerd who could draw and lived in Rhode Island.

[Kid Presentable]

Hey, have any of you girls ever found me attractive? Just wondering. At least Im asking, and not lurking around looking for my name.

[Auton]

sarky and skye, lolz

[ToucanSpam]

I have a board crush on Abe Froman!

[Bob]

bob
skra
dred
et

jackrock in 10 years

edit: I forgot auton and afronaut

<3

i'll kill them

except me, i can live

and maybe jackrock, it's probably a crime or something to kill a minor

but the rest, they're dead

[kleptomaniac]

actually bob it's a crime to kill anybody, regardless of age. it's called homicide.

[Bob]

oh, i wouldn't know that

[kleptomaniac]

then i wouldn't want to get on your bad side! :eek:

[Bob]

yeah, you might need me to represent you in court some day or something, and then i wouldn't do it

[kleptomaniac]

i think i'm too much of a "good girl" to end up in court :(



but some people say i'm psychotic (y)

*pleads insanity*

[g-mile7]

I have a board crush on Abe Froman!
The sausage king?? :(

[g-mile7]

Wish List:

BAO1 (the glory)
Toy (the darkness)
Pauli(dirty rice)
Nastee(just plain)
Zorra (the wildcard)
Heiress (pet me)
Nuzz (I d hit it)

and even though I did something to make her weird towards me Beastiegirl (and all you other females are on red alert too!!)

[ggirlballa]

laurie hammy is too good looking were it gets to the point that he seems ghey

[Randetica]

Hey, have any of you girls ever found me attractive? Just wondering. At least Im asking, and not lurking around looking for my name.

well yeah you look acceptable :P and you look especially nailable with some hairage (y) lets do it! your wife can join!


skra looks like an actor or a catalogue model for sport fashion
his personality is very lick and loveable aswell (y) he is like THE perfect man

arrgh 'sucked in'to the popularity shit again well everyone is hot here :mad:

[jackrock]

i'll kill them

except me, i can live

and maybe jackrock, it's probably a crime or something to kill a minor

but the rest, they're dead
Actually Bob, I'm pretty sure it's legal in this province to kill someone of my age. I'll take you out for a bagel.

[zorra_chiflada]

i'm a wildcard? wtf is that shit man?

[Randetica]

lol

[ILLMIX]

there are soooo many....where shall i start.

Nastee
Zorra
beastieangel01
Heiress
Nuzz
Beastiegirl
miss soul fire
:cool:

[ET]

i'm a wildcard? wtf is that shit man?

wildcard = anal penetration. Duh.

[zorra_chiflada]

wildcard = anal penetration. Duh.

:(

[g-mile7]

wildcard = anal penetration. Duh.
shhhh....

[miranda15]

No one has a crush on me? ok i see how u guys wanna be

[Adolf Hitler]

No one has a crush on me? ok i see how u guys wanna be


I like you. We have much in common. I know we share many of the same views on "certain" topics.

[Bob]

I like you. We have much in common. I know we share many of the same views on "certain" topics.

you both like to fuck 13 year olds? i don't get....why you think that post was clever, i don't understand the point of that

[-T-]

They both suck at life????

[ggirlballa]

theres no german accent there at all

[ToucanSpam]

Someone made an Adolf Hitler alias? Wow.

[Otis Driftwood]

I like you. We have much in common. I know we share many of the same views on "certain" topics.
Hahahaha. Best post ever! (y)

[ILLMIX]

isnt the Adolf Hitler Alias Miranda15?..............i mean c'mon its gotta be.

[-T-]

isnt the Adolf Hitler Alias Miranda15?..............i mean c'mon its gotta be.


Makes sense to me. NOBODY would actually like Miranda15.

Edit: Maranda15 is the equivalent to Meg on Family Guy.

[synch]

Wish List:

BAO1 (the glory)
Toy (the darkness)
Pauli(dirty rice)
Nastee(just plain)
Zorra (the wildcard)
Heiress (pet me)
Nuzz (I d hit it)

and even though I did something to make her weird towards me Beastiegirl (and all you other females are on red alert too!!)
"just plain"? "dirty rice"? How do you even come up with that shit?

[befsquire]

i have always had the same board crush.

wonder if he knows?

[TOY]

The Darkness? ...

I BELIEVE IN A THING CALLED LOOOOUVE, OUVE!

[TOY]

I was heartbroken when Justin Hawkins left The Darkness :(

?Wut? When?! :eek:

[Dorothy Wood]

i'll kill them

except me, i can live

and maybe jackrock, it's probably a crime or something to kill a minor

but the rest, they're dead


;) ;) ;)

[g-mile7]

"just plain"? "dirty rice"? How do you even come up with that shit?
I'm G~mile man...I'll never change...and I approve this message.

[zorra_chiflada]

yeah some of them seem more offensive than complimentary

[g-mile7]

The Darkness? ...

I BELIEVE IN A THING CALLED LOOOOUVE, OUVE!
OoOoOOoo

[g-mile7]

yeah some of them seem more offensive than complimentary
Just plain Nastee...Dirty rice taste good and your the wild card...when you least expect it boom!Nothings offensive at all! G~mile got love on layway baby

[adam_f]

So I bet your love is going to have to stay on layway until an even numbered year, huh?

[g-mile7]

So I bet your love is going to have to stay on layway until an even numbered year, huh?
hahaha!!! I need to take what I had bought her back (got it b4 she told me what she told me) hahaha

[adam_f]

Originally posted by g-mile7
hahaha!!! I need to take what I had bought her back (got it b4 she told me what she told me) hahaha

Well, hope you kept the receipt. Although it being 07, I'm sure you're keeping a better record of your purchases than usual.

[g-mile7]

Well, hope you kept the receipt. Although it being 07, I'm sure you're keeping a better record of your purchases than usual.
hahaha yea Im just tha chocolate Willy Wonka...hard shell on the outside creamy nougut on the inside :( least its not marshmellow ;)

[camo]

I can't see any of you because of my stupid web filter not showing me uploaded images. I'd probably fancy you all anyways :D

[Schmeltz]

a threesome would be fun, sarky's hair and mine would get all notted up.


Not if you got a wax done beforehand.

[beastieangel01]

I guess my e-crush would count as my valentine's board crush so there that is. I've admitted to it before so I don't need to repeat. :mad: and you can't make me.

[cosmo105]

?Wut? When?! :eek:
october, apparently. bummer to the power of fuck. :(

[ET]

Hah.

[Freebasser]

Crazy days (y)

[camo]

Don't even remember making this thread.

[Freebasser]

You were crazy one day.

[camo]

whatever happened eh?

[monkey]

thanks bbmb, for reminding me that im gonna be lonely and alone on valentines, and that it's coming up soon. THANKS A LOT.

[DandyFop]

Oh geez, if I hear any more whining about being single on Valentine's I'm liable to choke a bitch.

[monkey]

^oh baby that sounds sexy

hahahaha

[Lyman Zerga]

im not telling my this year valentines crush

not meaning that anyone cares

[Bob]

if i have to be single on valentine's day again i'm liable to choke a chicken

[Lyman Zerga]

if i have to be single on valentine's day again i'm liable to choke a chicken

oh bob, i choo choo choose you (y)

[camo]

I think my diaries empty for the 14th

[ToucanSpam]

Fuck Valentine's Day. It's the least romantic day of the year. Everything seems forced; the dinner, the flowers, the romantic presents. If people really give a shit about one another they will do nice things all year round and not cobble together some lame plans.

[checkyourprez]

oh, i wouldn't know that


if you have no qualms about murder, you should have no problem with rape. now go find yourself a nice girl bob.

[Lex Diamonds]

Fuck Valentine's Day. It's the least romantic day of the year. Everything seems forced; the dinner, the flowers, the romantic presents. If people really give a shit about one another they will do nice things all year round and not cobble together some lame plans.
Thanks for the expert advice there, Shaft.

[ToucanSpam]

Your welcome, Huggy Bear.

[ScarySquirrel]

I think I'll be babysitting this Valentine's Day so my sister and her husband can get away for a while... they don't get many chances to catch a break since the kid popped out.

Honestly, this year, I wouldn't have it any other way.

[Planetary]

big:) (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=hC68hwnQMy0)

[monkey]

the way i see it, when coupled up, valentine's day means diddly squat. it's a silly day when you get your significant other a little candy and a little extra special lovin'. nothing particularly special as a holiday.

but when you're single, valentine's day is the day from hell. the world conspires against you to make you feel lonely. everything and everyone sucks, etc, etc.

[ToucanSpam]

the way i see it, when coupled up, valentine's day means diddly squat. it's a silly day when you get your significant other a little candy and a little extra special lovin'. nothing particularly special as a holiday.

but when you're single, valentine's day is the day from hell. the world conspires against you to make you feel lonely. everything and everyone sucks, etc, etc.

Yes.

It drives me insane seeing sheeple trample over one another trying to get those reservations, or F grade chocolates or teddy bear to their significant others. It's a half-hearted way of saying "you're important enough to me that I'm willing to buy this crap you probably won't eat or use" or "now you have to put out".

Okay maybe I'm a little more bitter than the normal person about V-Day...

[Dorothy Wood]

I like valentine's day, even when I'm single. last year when I wasn't, we just did some cheesy shit and went to TGIFridays to be silly. it was very nice.

and now that I'm single again, I'll just do what I always do, hang out with my single ladies and get super drunk and have a great time bitching and laughing about how pathetic we are.


if you don't take it seriously either way, it's just an excuse to have fun.

<3

[gbsuey]

Bah lovehearts. I'm the valentine grinch:mad:

[skra75]

I was so popular 2 years ago!

[DandyFop]

I think it's more typical now to be anti-Valentine's anyway. Seriously, as Dorothy said, if you don't take it seriously then what's the big deal? I feel like the same people who say it's a sham are the ones who will celebrate it more when they are with somebody. Sure it's a greeting card holiday. So fucking what....that's how it's going to be forever. get over it, already.

[jabumbo]

i don't particularly care for greeting cards

[Lyman Zerga]

i dont hate valentines day even when i been a single all my life

i wouldnt even know the exact VD date if people did shut up about it

[b-grrrlie]

This Valentine I'm going to Finland for my cousin's wedding.
In Finland it's known as "Friend's Day" (we're cold at heart we Finns, never dare to say those three little words).
Here in Sweden it's known as "All heart's day"....




I saw BRMC the first time on one Valentine's Day, fell pretty hard...

[AceFace]

i usually get my husband something personal on Valentines. this year i'm getting him a new cologne, i think.

i love any excuse to spend money on him. :)

[Myu-to]

Camo, he has buns of marshmallow.

Jabumbo, he applies gold bond daily so he's very fresh.

Dharma, Bjork, and Skye, I'd like to fuck all three of them bitches.

[HEIRESS]

I will be in beautiful quebec city (http://z.about.com/d/honeymoons/1/0/3/w/11-panorama.jpg) that weekend enjoying the annual Winter Carnival festivities. Ice palace (http://z.about.com/d/gocanada/1/0/0/4/-/-/Ice_palace3.jpg)? yesh please.

Im going here (http://www.auxancienscanadiens.qc.ca/TheMenu.html) for some authentic quebecois meat pie.

then im going back to a hotel room to have some meat put in my pie.

yay.

[russhie]

My newly single housemates and I are going to dinner with each other, to laugh and bitch about boys and couples, among other things.

If you don't take it seriously, it's just another day. Who cares.

[MC Moot]

I will be in beautiful quebec city (http://z.about.com/d/honeymoons/1/0/3/w/11-panorama.jpg) that weekend enjoying the annual Winter Carnival festivities. Ice palace (http://z.about.com/d/gocanada/1/0/0/4/-/-/Ice_palace3.jpg)? yesh please..

Consider me mad with jealousy...I've only ever been in summer...Bonhomme! (http://z.about.com/d/gocanada/1/0/v/3/-/-/Bonhomme.jpg)...(y)

[beastieboysbaby]

:eek: am i too young to join in !!?

[na§tee]

i'm going to a japanese film season we're hosting at work! WOOHOO! PARTY TIME!

then i am going to go home and furiously masturbate.



ho ho. i josh.

[Freebasser]

So... just an evening of masturbation?

[na§tee]

no. we dont masturbate in the cinema. only in the office.

was that a sly dig at the apparent self-absorption of people who visit arts cinemas, hrrmm, aidan? TUT! *DISAPPROVING FACE*

[Freebasser]

No, I meant that you weren't going to the work thingy; just going home to masturbate. Hmm... I wish I'd been more clever now.

Wait, is it still too late to pretend that I meant what you just said about the sly digging at the self-absorption of people who yadda yadda yadda?

It is?

Bum :(

[fucktopgirl]

I will be in beautiful quebec city (http://z.about.com/d/honeymoons/1/0/3/w/11-panorama.jpg) that weekend enjoying the annual Winter Carnival festivities. Ice palace (http://z.about.com/d/gocanada/1/0/0/4/-/-/Ice_palace3.jpg)? yesh please.

Im going here (http://www.auxancienscanadiens.qc.ca/TheMenu.html) for some authentic quebecois meat pie.

then im going back to a hotel room to have some meat put in my pie.

yay.

Hopefully the temperature will stay cold enough for this to be a succes.

Will you go shake the hand of this dude http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/26/Bonhomme_carnaval_-_2006-02.jpg/403px-Bonhomme_carnaval_-_2006-02.jpg
He is the Mascotte, it has been fully ridiculised here in comedy show,especially by the Bleu POudre

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7gaMiKsLFU

[na§tee]

ha! missed opportunity, aids! GUTTTTED! nah nah ner ner ner! ; )

tits :(

[Freebasser]

minge ;)

[na§tee]

cl.. clunge :( :( :(

[Freebasser]

blancmange :p

[Guy Incognito]

no. we dont masturbate in the cinema. only in the office.



http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=zn6Z9djh8eA

[Lyman Zerga]

Dharma, Bjork, and Skye, I'd like to fuck all three of them bitches.

where dat bitch hidin at btw?

[Bob]

So... just an evening of masturbation?

lol

[Freebasser]

At least somebody likes my toilet humour, Claire :cool:

[Praying Mantis]

Will someone be my board Valentine?

[Lyman Zerga]

Will someone be my board Valentine?

take b.b.baby

[Lex Diamonds]

Beef curtains? :mad:

[Praying Mantis]

take b.b.baby

too young

[jabumbo]

i wouldnt even know the exact VD date if people did shut up about it


it consists of me making you pies for dinner and the leaving you with a case of the crabs

[b i o n i c]

i think i have an ecrush on hpdrifter for being my secret santer, but i havent gotten my present yet... ill have to wait and see

its been a long tiime since i had a bbmb crush, maybe never

[beastieangel01]

hpdrifter is really, really really pretty. she never gives herself enough credit.

I doubt my boyfriend and I will do anything out of the ordinary for valentine's day. Neither of us care. He admitted he is going to get me a gift though, to which I replied "I AM BROKE! Do NOT buy me ANYTHING cause you ain't gettin shit!"

I'm a romantic.

[Myu-to]

its been a long tiime since i had a bbmb crush, maybe never
So I meant nothing to you?

:(

Happy Valentine's Day, asshole.

[Lyman Zerga]

it consists of me making you pies for dinner and the leaving you with a case of the crabs

sniff my socks!

[Dorothy Wood]

my list is still the same, plus taquitos. :o

[ET]

I wouldn't mind doing arts and crafts with a few of you guys. It's pretty obvious who.

[Bob]

my list is still the same, plus taquitos. :o

and now he's on my list as well :mad:

[camo]

I have a list of 4, probably the same as most guys on here.

[trailerprincess]

I have one little crush but he doesn't ever really post here :sighs:

[camo]

Don't worry Heather, I'm sure GdayJoel will be back soon.

[trailerprincess]

I really hope so....

[rirv]

I have a crush on GreenEarthAl. He's so dreamy.

[jabumbo]

sniff my socks!

socks, never! bare feet only!


let me lick those pink painted toes, you luscious love pump

[beastieangel01]

I have this song stuck in my head this morning and I think it's fitting for this thread: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09qBdgqwYJY

[Echewta]

Lewis Black is my valentines day date but boy are his tickets expensive.

[Myu-to]

Lewis Black makes his date buy tickets to his own show on Valentine's Day?

Damn, that's cold blooded.

I think I have a new hero.

[Myu-to]

I have one little crush but he doesn't ever really post here :sighs:
Hello. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-XctIJjp9k&feature=related)

[paul jones]

fuck valentines day,they should have 'You're a cunt' day where you can send people you think is a cunt a card.

[Bitchamachacha]

I'm moving in a matter of days, so no time for stupid cupid day or BBMB crushes.

There may be no time for proper masturbation either. I hate self quickies.

However, I still think about Jammy B in that no-no way.