View Full Version : Whaaa!? Men get their wedding rings stuck on their penises?
abcdefz
02-08-2007, 02:52 PM
....wouldn't the ring have to be really big or the penis really thin?
I was poking around on Snopes still, after that Hannibal Lector thing.
This is bizarre to me. (http://www.snopes.com/love/revenge/ring.asp)
paul jones
02-08-2007, 03:01 PM
....wouldn't the ring have to be really big or the penis really thin?
I was poking around on Snopes still, after that Hannibal Lector thing.
This is bizarre to me. (http://www.snopes.com/love/revenge/ring.asp)
haha
cosmo105
02-08-2007, 03:02 PM
*takes notes*
wanton wench
02-08-2007, 03:04 PM
its an evil trick performed by the mistresses of married men.
abcdefz
02-08-2007, 03:07 PM
I just don't see how it's physically possible.
People are strange.
wanton wench
02-08-2007, 03:09 PM
all men are not created equal. ;) i would consider yourself lucky.
abcdefz
02-08-2007, 03:11 PM
skinny skinny fingers
No, I'm not fishing. I've been in locker rooms; I've got some idea.
Your average male, even flaccid, has got to be thicker than his thickest finger, right? Maybe I just never really noticed, but I think I have a basic idea.
cosmo105
02-08-2007, 03:16 PM
maybe if you, i don't know, pinch it or something...anyway the snopes article says this is always a self-inflicted thing. you'd have to be passed out pretty deeply to not wake up to someone slipping a ring over your flesh ferret.
abcdefz
02-08-2007, 03:18 PM
It amazes me sometimes what people can sleep through, but yeah.
I'm trusting that cock rings are much bigger than wedding bands, right?
wanton wench
02-08-2007, 03:21 PM
i know of one man that is not as thick as his thickest finger.
and once when i was younger i tried one of my friends rings on and it got stuck on my finger........a lil soap worked like a charm.........all of these facts are leading me to believe that this is the best possible revenge ever. :D
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