i wonder what the most shocking thread title ever would be

[b i o n i c]

one thats so shocking it makes the animated gif thread explode.. a title that will break the internet

im drawin a blank

[b i o n i c]

"bionic starts a meaningful thread"

[Genocide Tulips]

Jesus aborts children and sells their remains for smack only to sell the smack to prostitute jews so they are numb and fuck neo-nazis before being strangled to death and thus the neo-nazis commiting necrophelia and splooge in the nostirls of said prostitutes after assassinating the president for little boy livers.

[b i o n i c]

and makes pate of it.

[Genocide Tulips]

Women are material objects

[ericlee]

Adrock is soooo hawwwwttt!!!

[-T-]

*So David Bowie gave me the shocker last night....:(



*This could not really happen to me unless there is some sort of male version of the shocker I dont know about and it would also be considered rape or a molestation of sorts.

[tpk]

i thought this thread was gonna be funny.

[b i o n i c]

is that a thread title or what you think.. because youve known how unfunny i am for a long time

[tpk]

well i was generally bored and saw this thread and thought i'd see some witty contribution-replies but got so disappointed i even replied to it expressing my disappointment.

im not sure about your funnyness. your first contribution though was not funny at all to me, but i'm probably missin out on the point. :o

[Bob]

title: so i had sex last night

subject: i don't remember his name though

[ToucanSpam]

Bob would that be a thread of yours?


I'm not trying to be an ass.


My contribution to the potential shocking thread would be: 'So my mom gave birth to my son'

[TOY]

I tested HIV positive...

[adam_f]

My third favorite son was killed by a drunk driver

[Randetica]

shut up with this shit and entertain tpk gofuckindammit!!!!

[camo]

minton & tpk get married

[Otis Driftwood]

40 GB I-pod for only 189$.

[paul jones]

Screech IS Mike D's brother!!!!

[jackrock]

I Don't Want to Wait for Our Lives to Be Over, I Want to Know Right Now, Will It Be...Sorry. Do Do Doo Do Do, Do Do Doo Do Do, Do Do Doo Do Do, Doo...

[Bob]

40 GB I-pod for only 189$.

haha

[ET]

There are so many gifs I want to put in the Animated Gif thread that would get me banned in a second. Like the one with the girl shooting a banana out of her ass. Remember that oldie but goodie?

[Dorothy Wood]

"madame demento committed suicide last night"

[Bob]

i got propositioned for a threesome last night

i'm beginning to suspect i might have to make this thread at some point, actually

i don't wanna jinx it though

i don't wanna do it, but i don't wanna jinx it

[Kid Presentable]

I have AIDS, on the real

[adam_f]

I'm Puerto Rican

[Kid Presentable]

I beat up old people and I can't stop.

[adam_f]

Matthew Mcconaughey made a somewhat decent movie

[kleptomaniac]

electricity! (lb)