hey -T-

[HOTWIFE]

you're on here an awful lot lately. i dont remember seeing you before. hi i'm HOTWIFE.

[Genocide Tulips]

I smell adultery.

[HOTWIFE]

I smell adultery.
i smell stfu

i don't even know if -T- is a guy or a girl. course, i could be a lesbian...

[Genocide Tulips]

You have a flag sticking out of your ass, oh wait...you got the whole flag pole up there too.

[adam_f]

This got gross fairly quickly.

[HOTWIFE]

This got gross fairly quickly.
sup homey

[ToucanSpam]

The capital of Spain is Madrid.

[adam_f]

Originally posted by HOTWIFE
sup homey

I'm still trying to get past the flagpole thing. I love a sodomy joke as much as the next guy, but that was weird.

[HOTWIFE]

you people bore me to tears. and where's -T-?

[HOTWIFE]

I'm still trying to get past the flagpole thing. I love a sodomy joke as much as the next guy, but that was weird.
what else would you expect from someone who calls themselves 'genocide tulips'

[adam_f]

Touche. Didn't exactly expect rainbows, but a flagpole up the ass is just unamerican.

[ToucanSpam]

I heard that if you say 'genocide tulips' three times in front of a mirror, she comes out and sucks all your blood out.

[adam_f]

So she's a she? Huh. My guess she likes to shop at Hot Topic.

[HOTWIFE]

So she's a she? Huh. My guess she likes to shop at Hot Topic.
hot topic LOL

[adam_f]

I went in Hot Topic once and this one girl had a piercing on her lip and, in general conversation, I asked if it hurt. She said "Not as bad as the one on my clit."

[HOTWIFE]

I went in Hot Topic once and this one girl had a piercing on her lip and, in general conversation, I asked if it hurt. She said "Not as bad as the one on my clit."
i went in there for a doors tshirt like a yr ago and the person who rang me up had track marks on their arm. nothin out of the ordinary.

[adam_f]

Originally posted by HOTWIFE
i went in there for a doors tshirt like a yr ago and the person who rang me up had track marks on their arm. nothin out of the ordinary.

I bought an N.W.A. shirt from there and the guy at the counter was asking the girl there where Eazy-E has been these last fifteen years.

[HOTWIFE]

I bought an N.W.A. shirt from there and the guy at the counter was asking the girl there where Eazy-E has been these last fifteen years.
no sah

[adam_f]

He died of AIDS. That's where he's been. In Jesus' ICU.

[HOTWIFE]

He died of AIDS. That's where he's been. In Jesus' ICU.
yeeeeeeah i know. his daughter (one of like 15) just had her bday party on that show sweet 16.

[adam_f]

Originally posted by HOTWIFE
yeeeeeeah i know. his daughter (one of like 15) just had her bday party on that show sweet 16.

Don't get me started on that show. Just...don't.

[HOTWIFE]

Don't get me started on that show. Just...don't.
tee hee

[adam_f]

I'll sell my daughter to a Kathie Lee Gifford sweatshop and make her pay me sixty percent of what she makes in a week before I would ever put up with THAT kind of shit.

[ggirlballa]

yeeeeeeah i know. his daughter (one of like 15) just had her bday party on that show sweet 16.


that show pisses me off SO much

[milleson]

I'm not -T-, but may I join in?

edit: I forgot to say hi. Hi.

[adam_f]

Originally posted by ggirlballa
that show pisses me off SO much


You're my favorite person ever for saying that.

[HOTWIFE]

I'm not -T-, but may I join in?

edit: I forgot to say hi. Hi.
sure i like your bowl of strawberries

[adam_f]

That sounded like ebonics for "vagina"

[milleson]

Those were some mighty tasty berries, too.

I miss summer. :(

[HOTWIFE]

gimme one. a strawberry.

[ggirlballa]

You're my favorite person ever for saying that.

why thank you

[milleson]

Fresh out of strawberries, but I could whip up a nice fruit salad if you'd like.

[adam_f]

Originally posted by ggirlballa
why thank you


We should be friends. I'm a Leo.

[adam_f]

Originally posted by milleson
Fresh out of strawberries, but I could whip up a nice fruit salad if you'd like.

Fag

[ggirlballa]

We should be friends. I'm a Leo.

my brother is a Leo

I be a Pisces

[HOTWIFE]

Fresh out of strawberries, but I could whip up a nice fruit salad if you'd like.
oh that sounds good. thanks!

i don't like honeydew. god it's like green canteloupe with all the flavor sucked out.

[milleson]

Fag

I'm not sure how to take that, since I'm a chick and all.

:cool:

[adam_f]

Originally posted by ggirlballa
my brother is a Leo

I be a Pisces

So I made a new friend. I'm so telling Furby.

[ggirlballa]

So I made a new friend. I'm so telling Furby.

oh please do

[adam_f]

Originally posted by milleson
I'm not sure how to take that, since I'm a chick and all.

You should make your gender a bit more obvious.

[milleson]

oh that sounds good. thanks!

i don't like honeydew. god it's like green canteloupe with all the flavor sucked out.

Fresh out of melon as well.

Looks like you'll be settling for apples, grapes, cherries, bananas, and oranges.

[adam_f]

Originally posted by ggirlballa
oh please do

Furby just told me to snort some blow. Weird.

[milleson]

You should make your gender a bit more obvious.

I bet you say that to all the girls.

[ggirlballa]

Furby just told me to snort some blow. Weird.

no lighting your wrists on fire sounds better(y)

[adam_f]

Originally posted by milleson
I bet you say that to all the girls.


Only the ones with the small boobs who may or may not be.

[ggirlballa]

I bet you say that to all the girls.

or all the girls say that to him!!!

*rim shot*

[adam_f]

Originally posted by ggirlballa
no lighting your wrists on fire sounds better (y)

I don't light wrists, I light...............bulbs?

edit: If you had made that joke before we were friends, we would've fought in the schoolyard you want to go to but can't because you don't have a copy of your phone bill.

[milleson]

My son was scared of Furby for the longest time. I think it was the creepy eyes.

[adam_f]

You're a mom? I feel creepy when I say vagina around a mom.

[milleson]

Ha! Two kids.

Yep. I edited, suck on it.

[ggirlballa]

I don't light wrists, I light...............bulbs?

edit: If you had made that joke before we were friends, we would've fought in the schoolyard you want to go to but can't because you don't have a copy of your phone bill.


oh but i would be at that schoolyard check it but i wouldn't fight you i'm a wuss

well i think the problem is resolved hopefully

my mom called my friend's mom & she suggested that we change 1 of our bills to her address but keep the service in our address....so when we show them the bill its in our name & their address

my mom called the water company or gas whatever & changed the address

now i gotta wait for the bill to arrive which should be around the 18th then my friend will give it to me at school & then go into the high school & enroll with my grades & bill


*does happy dance*

i dunno how to link single post so yea quotes had to do



i had a furby when i was little that i got at the swapmeet i got tired & creeped out when it would only say "grrr! me, like you!"

[adam_f]

Originally posted by ggirlballa
oh but i would be at that schoolyard check it but i wouldn't fight you i'm a wuss

That's cool. We could have our moms pack us lunches and I could trade my fruit snacks for two of your Oreos. Fair trade.

[ggirlballa]

That's cool. We could have our moms pack us lunches and I could trade my fruit snacks for two of your Oreos. Fair trade.

lol is this in high school or pre school?

if u want my oreos u have to have chips ahoy

[adam_f]

Originally posted by ggirlballa

lol is this in high school or pre school?

if u want my oreos u have to have chips ahoy


The original or the chewy Chips Ahoy?

[ggirlballa]

The original or the chewy Chips Ahoy?

lemme think about that



















chewy DUH!

[adam_f]

Can we split the Chips Ahoy and the Oreos? Because I really enjoy my Chips Ahoy but I want to share them.

[ggirlballa]

Can we split the Chips Ahoy and the Oreos? Because I really enjoy my Chips Ahoy but I want to share them.

for sure

i'm sure Nabisco would love that

[adam_f]

Originally posted by ggirlballa

for sure

i'm sure Nabisco would love that

Good because I live and die by what the Nabisco company thinks of me.

[ggirlballa]

Good because I live and die by what the Nabisco company thinks of me.

we all do

[HOTWIFE]

excuse me while i vomit

[Genocide Tulips]

So she's a she? Huh. My guess she likes to shop at Hot Topic.

God no.

Genocide Tulips refers to my families history with the armenian genocide and the whole tulips on memorial thing.

Anyway, I guess noone has ever heard of the whole "pole up your ass" expression here.

[Randetica]

hmm..

i had a furby
i have a vagina
i had a furby in my vagina
i love strawberries
i hate the show my sweet 16
i heard the pole in the ass thing before
but i have no clue who mister T is!

[Otis Driftwood]

Mr T is afraid of flying and says "I pity the fool." a lot....

[-T-]

wow, great thread people.:D

[HOTWIFE]

wow, great thread people.:D
it's all kinds of weird.

[HOTWIFE]

So is this place.
swhy i love it

[kleptomaniac]

i dunno how to link single post

in the top right of every post there is a number and that would be the link to that particular post (lb)

like this! (http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showpost.php?p=1410772&postcount=68)

[DIGI]

-T- is short for TAL.

[Loppfessor]

This T character has too many threads dedicated to him....:mad:

[kleptomaniac]

we know it's not loppfessor then... ;)

[Loppfessor]

I don't think he's an alias....if he is it's definitely NOT me I barely have time to post under this account

[kleptomaniac]

also it'd be mind-boggling seeing as y'all two are now online at the same time.

[Loppfessor]

That's not very hard to do...

[kleptomaniac]

heh i've never tried it :rolleyes:

[-T-]

Oh I'm not an alias i'm for real. Yes I apparently do indeed suck at spelling.

[ggirlballa]

in the top right of every post there is a number and that would be the link to that particular post (lb)

like this! (http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showpost.php?p=1410772&postcount=68)

thank you(y)

[hpdrifter]

I'm a Leo.