i dunno how to read women

[Bob]

do not know what to make of women

[adam_f]

Mel Gibson didn't either until he met Helen Hunt and hated Jews.

[milleson]

NERD!

[Bob]

sluts or lesbians, every goddamn woman in my life as far as i know

[Bob]

NERD!

i dunno what i did to deserve that


oh no wait, i remember

[ggirlballa]

not even your mom?

[hitmonlee]

give me an example, i will translate it for you.

[milleson]

It must be the foot stench keeping them at bay.

[miss soul fire]

Only women can actually make women, duh!

[Bob]

give me an example, i will translate it for you.

presently i'm too drunk to think of any specific events but my general problem is this;

i can't tell the difference between a girl doing something to indicate that she's into me in a fairly romantic way, and doing something to indicate that she's just generally friends with me, in a very strictly platonic way

i fully respect the difference, but i just can't tell 'em apart. i err on the side of assuming the platonic part, but for god's sake, it's driving me nuts, i just can't tell, i have no clue

[mikizee]

girls piss me off.

a few years ago my gf at the time that i was living with cheated on me a few times, and for a few months there it was the worst time of my life. that break up really fucked with me and it took a good year or two to get my brain back in order.

then she msgs me on myspace a month ago saying how sorry she is, and how bad she feels now thats shes grown up a bit blah blah blah.

so after all the feelings flooding back, i was gunna reply saying fuck you, but i figred life is short so i wrote back saying thats ok i forgive you etc. she msgs me again saying she wants to catch up for a coffee, i get her new number and we start txting each other. all is looking good. then from a week ago she has suddenly stopped replying to any of my msgs. i wonder why i let my guard down again, cos im hurting again! stupid bitch.

then a manager of a pub where i fix their gaming machines have been getting along really well, we have coffee together, she finally asks for my number, says were gunna go out for a drink, and says 'ill call or sms u tonight!!!' so of course i get my hopes up. 1 week later, nothing. i fucking hate girls sometimes. maybe im too emotionally vulnerable.

[Schmeltz]

As my good friend Jeff once told me, "You see, man, they're all sluts. All of them. And they know it. And... they like it."

Probably that doesn't help you much, but I thought it was pretty funny.

[befsquire]

we're not like caselaw, bob. no need to try to interpret us. if you can't tell whether it's romantic or platonic, just assume romantic and ask the girl out, or try to kiss her, etc. what's the worst that can possibly happen? she says no, and that she wants to be your friend only. you've lost nothing.

do it.

[sickwitskill]

[It aint all it be cracked up to be child. My advice don't bother tryin to read em.Smell the roses on the way, take your time, surprises her, LISTEN to her, cherish her. He who tries to keep one step ahead of the "game" in an infantile defense against ones own fears of lonliness, and abandonment and or untrusting values and morales always think that they will be played and they will. Live life. dont try to fuck her over before she fucks you over because she wasn't going to fuck you over until you made her have to fuck you over dumbass. and beastie boys sucked shit after ill communication. CANADA has nukes bitch.

[befsquire]

thank god you've become a member on this board. i was wondering what we were lacking here, and you've fulfilled it.

more assholes: check.

[mikizee]

thats the way

[hitmonlee]

presently i'm too drunk to think of any specific events but my general problem is this;

i can't tell the difference between a girl doing something to indicate that she's into me in a fairly romantic way, and doing something to indicate that she's just generally friends with me, in a very strictly platonic way

i fully respect the difference, but i just can't tell 'em apart. i err on the side of assuming the platonic part, but for god's sake, it's driving me nuts, i just can't tell, i have no clue

translation: many girls are cockteases and will flirt with you just to get a kick out of it and then act shocked when you express an interest.

summary: girls are twisted in the head, there's no way of telling what she wants

[Bob]

translation: many girls are cockteases and will flirt with you just to get a kick out of it and then act shocked when you express and interest.

summary: girls are twisted in the head, there's no way of telling what she wants

.......that helps, thanks

that's more less what i suspected, but i didn't need to know it!

[Dorothy Wood]

[It aint all it be cracked up to be child. My advice don't bother tryin to read em.Smell the roses on the way, take your time, surprises her, LISTEN to her, cherish her. He who tries to keep one step ahead of the "game" in an infantile defense against ones own fears of lonliness, and abandonment and or untrusting values and morales always think that they will be played and they will. Live life. dont try to fuck her over before she fucks you over because she wasn't going to fuck you over until you made her have to fuck you over dumbass. and beastie boys sucked shit after ill communication. CANADA has nukes bitch.


you remind me of someone I know in real life.

[Randetica]

girls piss me off.

a few years ago my gf at the time that i was living with cheated on me a few times, and for a few months there it was the worst time of my life. that break up really fucked with me and it took a good year or two to get my brain back in order.

then she msgs me on myspace a month ago saying how sorry she is, and how bad she feels now thats shes grown up a bit blah blah blah.

so after all the feelings flooding back, i was gunna reply saying fuck you, but i figred life is short so i wrote back saying thats ok i forgive you etc. she msgs me again saying she wants to catch up for a coffee, i get her new number and we start txting each other. all is looking good. then from a week ago she has suddenly stopped replying to any of my msgs. i wonder why i let my guard down again, cos im hurting again! stupid bitch.

then a manager of a pub where i fix their gaming machines have been getting along really well, we have coffee together, she finally asks for my number, says were gunna go out for a drink, and says 'ill call or sms u tonight!!!' so of course i get my hopes up. 1 week later, nothing. i fucking hate girls sometimes. maybe im too emotionally vulnerable.


dont you have a gf anyway?

well that sucks, i would never play such silly games with my miki or anyone else
you play with boobs, not with feelings!

[TAL]

Try the women with tattoos first, they're easier to read.

[paul jones]

do not know what to make of women
they have tits and vaginas and their farts don't stink as much

[ms.peachy]

Mr.p always says, if he had his 20's to do over again, he would have asked way more women out. Just gone for it. Because what he realised when he got older (and married, ha ha) is that he actually had plenty of opportunities, he just didn't see them at the time. Because he was too preoccupied with "what if I ask her out and she says no" to realise that a) it doesn't really matter if she says no, at least he would have tried and b) she might say yes. But he was too shy and unsure of himself as a younger man to just take the risk. Now he says he wishes he could go back in time and slap himself around a little and say "Dont be such a putz."

[skra75]

Here is my advice:

1) It's OK to be shy. Just make sure what you say has some kinda of weight. Because if you don't talk, you appear mysterious, which is attractive to most people and makes you seem confident (even if you aren't).

2) Never approach a girl who is by herself. Always approach a girl who is with at least one other girl. Or better yet a group of guys.

3) When you do find a girl you like, never actually look directly at her. To get things started, talk to her friends. Then eventually include her.

4) When you do finally talk to the girl you like, pick out something that is kinda goofy about her attire and point it out, make a little joke about it. (EXAMPLE: she is wearing glitter on her cheeks. Say something like "What's up with the glitter are you a Magician? Seriously, are you?")

5) Eventually, leave. Take a call or something. Then come back around and talk about the party. At this poitn you find you've become more loosened up around this person. See what her group is up to next, offer to give the group a ride if you have a car. Or, mention something else that you might be up to, but ask for one of the friend's numbers. For directions to the party of course. Never hand out your number.

OK... I could go on and on.

[Otis Driftwood]

2) Never approach a girl who is by herself. Always approach a girl who is with at least one other girl. Or better yet a group of guys.

Lol, you afraid of crazies?

[Kid Presentable]

Now that I have a wedding band, girls seem really interested in me. I am fully aware that without the ring, I would be nothing to them.

[abcdefz]

Now that I have a wedding band, girls seem really interested in me. I am fully aware that without the ring, I would be nothing to them.



There was a bit of dialogue about this in sex, lies, and videotape.


"You start getting the most enormous attraction from the opposite gender. I wish I had Super Bowl seats for every time some young philly would walk up without the slightest provocation. Seriously, if I'd know about this when I was younger, I would've bought myself a ring when I was twenty and saved myself a lot of trouble..."

[Rock]

Yep.

Just wait until you have a baby, you'll be beatin' them off with a stick.
why would you beat a baby off? and why with a stick? Sicko.

[mikizee]

Here is my advice:

1) It's OK to be shy. Just make sure what you say has some kinda of weight. Because if you don't talk, you appear mysterious, which is attractive to most people and makes you seem confident (even if you aren't).

2) Never approach a girl who is by herself. Always approach a girl who is with at least one other girl. Or better yet a group of guys.

3) When you do find a girl you like, never actually look directly at her. To get things started, talk to her friends. Then eventually include her.

4) When you do finally talk to the girl you like, pick out something that is kinda goofy about her attire and point it out, make a little joke about it. (EXAMPLE: she is wearing glitter on her cheeks. Say something like "What's up with the glitter are you a Magician? Seriously, are you?")

5) Eventually, leave. Take a call or something. Then come back around and talk about the party. At this poitn you find you've become more loosened up around this person. See what her group is up to next, offer to give the group a ride if you have a car. Or, mention something else that you might be up to, but ask for one of the friend's numbers. For directions to the party of course. Never hand out your number.

OK... I could go on and on.


youve read the game havent u

[befsquire]

bobby reads me in braile.

i'd recommend you do the same, and then you'll have more women than you want.