attn: Dorothy Wood and Heiress

[Auton]

Hob03001 (12:15:07 AM): i think you, dorothy wood, and heiress should form a power-trio called "teh krusherz" and tour the US and parts of Canada making out with boys and being very confusing to them
iheartdandyfop (12:15:47 AM): that's like
iheartdandyfop (12:15:54 AM): the most amazing thing I've ever heard
iheartdandyfop (12:15:59 AM): we could be a band too
iheartdandyfop (12:16:03 AM): and write songs about our adventures
iheartdandyfop (12:16:09 AM): each song would be the name of a different boy
Hob03001 (12:16:53 AM): and the videos could all end with you guys taking him in a car and leaving him in the middle of nowhere
iheartdandyfop (12:17:22 AM): yeah!!
iheartdandyfop (12:17:22 AM): it's like bang bros.
iheartdandyfop (12:17:57 AM): but not in that there's no butt sex
iheartdandyfop (12:17:57 AM): on camera that is
iheartdandyfop (12:17:57 AM): BADAM CHING
Hob03001 (12:18:00 AM): LOL
Hob03001 (12:18:46 AM): and you guys could have josie-and-the-pussy-cats-esque kitty ears in your hair
Hob03001 (12:19:09 AM): 100% guys in the audience
Hob03001 (12:19:18 AM): crying and throwing their boxers on stage
iheartdandyfop (12:19:27 AM): man
iheartdandyfop (12:19:31 AM): that's actually a sweet idea for a video
iheartdandyfop (12:19:38 AM): make a proposal to the other ladies
iheartdandyfop (12:19:57 AM): you can be our manager
iheartdandyfop (12:19:59 AM): but I get all the guys with beards, and the coolest cocaine habit first
Hob03001 (12:20:13 AM): i think you'll fight with sarky over that one'
iheartdandyfop (12:20:32 AM): this is true
iheartdandyfop (12:20:38 AM): it's okay, we can share
iheartdandyfop (12:20:49 AM): there should be enough facial hair to go around

[DandyFop]

You didn't put the guys dancing in cages! We're holding auditions, yo. This Sunday, 9 a.m. Bring tap shoes.

[Auton]

iheartdandyfop (12:21:30 AM): we'll need someone to make logos and tshirts
iheartdandyfop (12:21:38 AM): we can have guys dancing in cages
Hob03001 (12:21:57 AM): hahah
Hob03001 (12:22:09 AM): like the beastie boys in the 80's
iheartdandyfop (12:22:16 AM): totally
Hob03001 (12:22:18 AM): only with a giant inflatable clitoris

[g-mile7]

haha at Bang Bros

[DandyFop]

Do I know my internet porn or whut

[g-mile7]

Do I know my internet porn or whut
Thats the good shit....;)

[Auton]

^wee bit creepy

[QueenAdrock]

haha at Bang Bros

(y)

[jabumbo]

i have lots of facial hair


:confused:

[ericlee]

Cool, I'll be the first to swan dive into the crowd.

Ya'll should lactate into the audience like ICP with their Faygo too.

[DandyFop]

ewwww. No, we'll use like feminine deodorant spray.

[b i o n i c]

deodorant spray?? that aint rock, mannnn

[DIGI]

Yeah, deodorant's weak. You need to shake up some douche and squirt that shit! Let 'em know who they're fuckin with!



\m/!!!!!!!!

[DandyFop]

deodorant spray?? that aint rock, mannnn

FEMININE deodorant spray. Like vag spray, duh.

[HEIRESS]

I'll show you a vag spray...

[Dorothy Wood]

I'll check my schedule.