My coworker is probably the biggest shitbag I know

[ericlee]

For one thing, he's 24 and doesn't have a place of his own. He's not living with his parents but worse, he's living with his girlfriend's parents. We make decent money at our job and he's been there longer than me so he's making a higher wage than me so I don't know what his excuse is for not having his own place.

He's got a kid that stays at his parent's house. They watch his kid for him.

Anyway, so he's got this girlfriend he lives with. I'm always hearing him say, "I love you" and shit and all kissy on the phone with her. At work he was flirting with this one cleaning lady and he's telling me how hard he's gonna fuck her and so on and all I could do is roll my eyes because he's got a nice girl at the house where he lives and mooches off of that brings him food to his job.

Well, he did end up fucking the cleaning lady. Come to find out, the cleaning lady has a kid too and she told my coworker that she loved him after 2 days of knowing him. So now he's seeing both of them and having to make plans so that he can see both of them without them knowing. Basically living a huge lie and he's bragging about it.

Oh, and to top it off, the screensaver for his cell phone is a pic of him with his shirt off in front of a mirror.

[ggirlballa]

my gosh now he has the cleaning lady's kid too

what a fuckbag

[ericlee]

What a fucking cunt. It's your responsibility to bust him.

I don't think I need to. I have a feeling that he doesn't know what he's gotten himself into and he's just made himself a trap.

The whole deal with this cleaning lady saying "I love you" after only a few days to him and her having a kid, it's just too obvious that she's not just looking for a weekend fuck.

[TOY]

Cleaning lady's gonna go all psycho on him once he's tired of the fucking. And then all hell will break loose. Karma's awesome like that.

[Pres Zount]

Karma sucks. You have to take this situation, and the law, into your own hands. Follow him home, and when he greets his girlfriend, just say "He's fucking the cleaning lady" and then go home. haha. He'll probably kill you later on ahhaha.

[zorra_chiflada]

i have a shitbag co-worker as well. fortunately i do not have to work with her anymore. she still, however is bitching to everyone about me about how i'm "useless" and no good at my job. she was all like "i can tell immediately if someone is good at grooming or not, she has no potential"
from what i can tell, nobody believes her.
to be honest, i'm surprised she hasn't been fired yet. she told the manager that i was really bad at my job and that i should be fired. luckily the manager didn't believe her, but still my hours were cut. fucking shithead cunt.
she then told another one of my coworkers that i had called this coworker a bitch. which is not true by any stretch of the imagination (and she didn't believe it i don't think THANK FUCK). seriously, she hates me so hard, i wouldn't be surprised if she stabbed me or tried to poison me.
oh yeah and she's abused dogs before. like literally beaten them. all of the dogs hate her. dogs are good judges of character.
i'm just pissed that she still manages to keep her job, and i went through all of this bullshit to the point of near firing because of her.
she is more than a shitbag. she is a piece of human garbage who probably belongs in jail with the rest of her scumbag family.

[zorra_chiflada]

Say what you will about the mobile phone industry, but they certainly got it right when they invented camera phones.

Get video footage of her abusing the dogs.

Also I can't stand people that hate others for no good reason.

well yeah, as far as i can tell it is for no good reason. but i'm even giving her the benefit of the doubt and thinking that maybe i do come across as a bit of a bitch or a bit threatening to people. i don't know. i don't mean to of course. but i may very well seem to be a cunt. but everyone else at work likes me it would seem. they're all friendly and kind. there was one girl who was a bit of a snobby bitch but she got the sack ages ago.

[RoryMC]

Cleaning ladies are usually ex-crack whores ridden with disease.

[Yeti]

George's Boss: It has come to my attention that you and the cleaning woman have engaged in sexual intercourse on the desk in your office. Is that correct?
George: (pause) Who said that?
George's Boss: She did.
George: (long pause, obviously thinking of something to say) Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?

[Tone Capone]

You don't need to do anything. He has enough rope to hang himself and it sounds like he will. Just keep us posted if the girls combine forces to kick his ass at work;)

[QueenAdrock]

George's Boss: It has come to my attention that you and the cleaning woman have engaged in sexual intercourse on the desk in your office. Is that correct?
George: (pause) Who said that?
George's Boss: She did.
George: (long pause, obviously thinking of something to say) Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?

Same thing came into my head. (y)

Anyways, this shit is going to all blow up. I want you to keep us updated, ericlee. I loves my stories.

[jackrock]

I loves my stories.
Hi Diana, it's me your husband, Ralph.

[bigblu89]

he's telling me how hard he's gonna fuck her and so on and all I could do is roll my eyes because he's got a nice girl at the house where he lives and mooches off of that brings him food to his job.

"There's a million fine looking women in the world, dude, but not all of them bring you lasagna at work. Most of them just cheat on you."

[Otis Driftwood]

(y) Clerks!
The old two step dance is gonna make that guy fall on his face. Hard. Then there'll be no more lasagna!

[QueenAdrock]

Hi Diana, it's me your husband, Ralph.

I wanna go to the libarry and rent me up some movies. Go git mama's pryin' bar.

[Genocide Tulips]

Ruin this guys life by revealing what he's doing. It would be fun to watch this guy crumble so badly.

[ericlee]

I'm sure it will all come down on him. I hope it does cause he really objectifies women.

Hearing him on the phone with his friends, "Oh man, I fucked a Dominican, last week, a Russian oh and a Puerto Rican" etc.

I dunno if he's trying to get the goal of being an "international man" but he's fucking all of these other women while living in his girlfriend's parent's house.

I know for sure, if he gets caught it's going to be at work because one would call him to tell him she's bringing food and a minute after that, the other would call and say the same thing so he has to calculate the times so that they won't see each other. I'm bringing a bag of popcorn that day.

[Genocide Tulips]

I'd do it now. Because sadly, many guys get away with it. Fate doesn't always work...you need to kick it in the ass.

[ericlee]

I'm not getting into it. I don't even know his girlfriend and haven't even seen her. I only know of her because he's told me. Shit, I barely even know him so it's basically not my buisiness to get involved but it's not going to stop me as being a bystander from noticing that it's some fucked up shit.

[QueenAdrock]

My friend's ex-boyfriend was cheating on his current girlfriend with my friend. And then he was a total asshole to my friend and told her that if she ever told his girlfriend, he'd lie and make her life miserable. I thought my friend being the "other woman" was pretty fucked up, but I also thought he was pretty fucked up for being a complete asshole to her after all that happened, and saying he'd lie. She didn't care about his threats, so we simply made an email that was timcheatedonyou@hotmail.com, and emailed her and said "Hi. Guess what."

Apparently the girlfriend confronted the guy, and the guy lied and said it was probably my friend just lying to her, and she believed him and defended him. She found out a year or two later that my friend was right.

Anyway, if you tell the girlfriend, the guy is definitely going to deny it, and most likely the girl will believe him. Shit, if he's living in her house, she's going to WANT to believe him. He could just say you were mad at him because of something at work and want to get revenge. Unless you confront the girl with indisputable evidence that you can back up, don't do it. And even if you can show her true evidence, it's not really your place to get involved. Especially if you have to work with that douche everyday, it's just going to make your life a living hell.

I truly think he'll fuck himself over in the end.

[DIGI]

No question he'll get caught. It's naturally bound to happen especially if this dude is such a tool. Don't listen to any of those fags that are tellin you to tell on him. It will be so much more rewarding knowing that he got caught (hopefully in the act). Who knows, it might even happen at the office! That's the beauty of watching retards getting themselves into situations that are over their heads. Waaaaaaaaay better than tattling.......fuckin losers.

[ericlee]

It wasn't even in my head to tell on him. I hate fuckin rats as it is and I don't want to be one.

What will I gain if I did rat on him? Just drama added to my life and I prefer to live drama free.

This is just a story I'm sharing with you guys and that's all. I will however keep you up to date if he gets busted.

[kll]

These days, with all of the disgusting diseases out there, all I can think of is how the poor g/f at home has no clue and most likely is having unprotected sex with him AND the other one probably is too and who knows who else and the sex-tree is growing and it makes me ill...

Morals aside.

And I thought my co-worker was bad... just look at pics of my man, ericlee to cheer ya up!

[kll]

this would be a good time for knuckles to appear with a pic of my co-worker watching cmute on his computer screen doing something unspeakable...

[ericlee]

These days, with all of the disgusting diseases out there, all I can think of is how the poor g/f at home has no clue and most likely is having unprotected sex with him AND the other one probably is too and who knows who else and the sex-tree is growing and it makes me ill...

Morals aside.

And I thought my co-worker was bad... just look at pics of my man, ericlee to cheer ya up!

Sure. Your coworker is probably a saint compared to the mine.

How bout I let you see the pic of his mobile screensaver? Seriously, what the fuck kind of person has a pic of themselves standing in front of a mirror with their shirt off as a screensaver? That's creepy.

[kll]

Sure. Your coworker is probably a saint compared to the mine.

How bout I let you see the pic of his mobile screensaver? Seriously, what the fuck kind of person has a pic of themselves standing in front of a mirror with their shirt off as a screensaver? That's creepy.
now you're gonna have to be all secretive and get a pic of his screensaver with your camphone and then post it.

[ericlee]

now you're gonna have to be all secretive and get a pic of his screensaver with your camphone and then post it.

Haha, consider it done. I work with him only on the weekends so expect to see it on Sunday.

[ericlee]

eric, does the cleaning lady know that your co worker has a girlfriend? cos that would make her just as bad as him

Both of the ladies don't know about each other. Hence the reason why he has to calculate meeting times with them.

[beastieangel01]

These days, with all of the disgusting diseases out there, all I can think of is how the poor g/f at home has no clue and most likely is having unprotected sex with him AND the other one probably is too and who knows who else and the sex-tree is growing and it makes me ill...


I think along those same lines. it's sick. (n)

[ericlee]

He still hasn't gotten caught yet but, he's telling me some strange stories about the cleaning lady.

Ok, firstly, she was hesitant with telling him about the 3 year old daughter she has. Well, the next thing he knows, there's an 8 year old boy living in her house as well as a 15 year old girl.

Apparently nobody is claiming to be the mother or father of these kids so, she is but she swears to him that neither the 8 year old or the 15 year old aren't hers at all. She said that they're her sister's kids and that her sister vanished so, they call her mom.

It's really really creepy because the cleaning lady sends pics of the 15 year old girl to his mobile. No nude pics but the clothing is suggestive and the poses are.

I really don't know what to think about it and I asked him what the hell is her purpose of doing that and he said he has no clue. I then asked him if this is getting weird and doesn't he think he should stop seeing her and he said that she (the cleaning lady) is too good of a lay.

[checkyourprez]

this dude sounds like the man.

[ericlee]

what if the 15yr old sent the pics of herself to him and it wasn't the cleaning lady who sent them?

because something like that happened with a woman that i knew with her boyfriend and the teenage daughter of a friend of theirs

It is the cleaning lady sending the pics of the girl. The cleaning lady is taking the pics. She also sends pics of herself to him that the girl takes.

[ms.peachy]

Report him anonymously to the coppers for having kiddie porn on his phone. Just for fun.

[zorra_chiflada]

^ hell yes, i'd do it.

[b i o n i c]

i knew this married 40 year old russian woman who had the hots for me. she used to ask me to go out to coffee with her all the time, but wanting to keep her angry russian husband away, id always decline. one day she sent me a bunch of pics her very attrative 15 year old daughter in a bikini at the beach, with maybe a couple that she herself was in. it freaked me out a bit. it felt wrong, like she wanted me to tell her how hot her daughter was or something. i dunno about them russuans. what the hell was that all about?

[ericlee]

That's a strange story bionic but it sounds exactly how this lady is doing. The clothing this kid is wearing is tight. Tight jeans and shirt. It's just not the type of clothing you'd dress a 15 year old girl in and take pics and send them to some guy that you're dating. Also, the poses.

This lady is Colombian, barely speaks english. Who knows, maybe it's common for Russians and Colombians to send pics of their half way naked daughters.

And for the last time people. I'm not ratting him out. If he were to have naked pics of that girl on his phone then, I'll promptly kick his and her mother's ass and then report him. In the meantime, if he gets caught then he gets caught and if he doesn't, he doesn't. It's not my duty to rat him out.

[Echewta]

Sounds like his best friends parents are leaving, leaving.

[b i o n i c]

we should rat out the mothers

[instigator7022]

I'm not getting into it. I don't even know his girlfriend and haven't even seen her. I only know of her because he's told me. Shit, I barely even know him so it's basically not my buisiness to get involved but it's not going to stop me as being a bystander from noticing that it's some fucked up shit.


Take action. Be god's hand.

[abcdefz]

I'd maybe just tell him it creeps you out and you don't want to hear about it anymore.

[kll]

I'd maybe just tell him it creeps you out and you don't want to hear about it anymore.

yeah, but you know that it's this drama that keeps the work day interesting, so that's never gonna happen...

[ericlee]

yeah, but you know that it's this drama that keeps the work day interesting, so that's never gonna happen...

Bingo. It's also a conversation piece for this board.

[kll]

Dead quiet in my office. No one is even typing, as I am reading a thread and *snarflegarflepop* CO-WORKER (the one who has virtual sex w/ Ariane) lets one rip. No shame. Doesn't say anything, just lets his fart out and stays working quietly. Ugh.!

[ericlee]

BUMP

Oh yeah, he got had. His mobile phone has some problems such as sometimes it won't hang up after he's done making a call. He got done talking to the girlfriend he was living with and put his phone in his breast pocket and it didn't disconnect their conversation.

He started talking to another coworker and the coworker asked how his other girlfriend was doing. He said stuff like the sex is great and he's meeting up with her after work and so on. The girl he lived with heard the whole conversation.

She called him and said his shit will all be outside for him to pick up. Her parents helped toss his shit all over the place outside. Everything he owned except for the xbox 360 and ps3 she bought him.

She also went through his phone contacts and found the girl he was cheating with and told her that he was her boyfriend while they were fuckin and she didnt know so she dumped him too.

Now the guy is desperate for money cause he's got no place to stay and the hotels and child support are leaving him broke. Hahaha!

[ericlee]

oh and it wasnt the cleaning lady. She's been long gone. It was some other floozie he found.

[King PSYZ]

too bad it took 9 months, but glad he got served.

[ericlee]

too bad it took 9 months, but glad he got served.

it actually took 2 years cause that's how long he was sponging off of the girl and her family while back stabbing them.

It's funny how he acts like its their fault.

[Yetra Flam]

that's a really good show of karma. i wish it happened like that all the time.

[Documad]

That phone thing sounds highly improbable. I can't imagine continuing to listen to the receiver after saying goodbye, and then being able to hear a conversation through a pocket. If it was in a movie I wouldn't believe it. Just goes to show you I guess.

[weez]

hilarious.

[ericlee]

That phone thing sounds highly improbable. I can't imagine continuing to listen to the receiver after saying goodbye, and then being able to hear a conversation through a pocket. If it was in a movie I wouldn't believe it. Just goes to show you I guess.

I know his phone. It's one of those palm top dollar ones. Complete crap and I've called him once to see if he wanted to work overtime and when i hung up to call another person, we were still connected. He kept dropping it and it screwed the buttons up.

Besides, the girl he was staying with was getting curious as to why he was always working overtime and it wasn't showing on his paystubs.

Where do you think half of the ideas for movies come from, anyways?

[ericlee]

I'm working with him today. He's already got another lady, who lives with her parents as well. He's not moved in yet, not sure if he will but WTF is it with him getting ladies that still live with their parents?

[ericlee]

and I love how documad came in and basically called me a liar an didnt reply to what I have said in response.

I think this shit is funny cause I work with guy and had my fingers crossed and waiting for the day he gets busted and the way it went down was funny as hell.

He asked me if I wanted to go out with him tonight to dave and busters with his new girl and I told him no cause my phone is tapped.

[checkyourprez]

and I love how documad came in and basically called me a liar an didnt reply to what I have said in response.

I think this shit is funny cause I work with guy and had my fingers crossed and waiting for the day he gets busted and the way it went down was funny as hell.

He asked me if I wanted to go out with him tonight to dave and busters with his new girl and I told him no cause my phone is tapped.


you should go out with him, i bet he could get you laid.

[ericlee]

you should go out with him, i bet he could get you laid.

I'm not into young chicks still living with their parents.