View Full Version : Best Sexual Position?
Lex Diamonds
02-12-2007, 05:39 PM
VOTE NOW!
Big Gus
02-12-2007, 05:40 PM
Teh pole? I mean... Poll....
Oh I see it now - I like 6 n 9.
Johnny Railroad
02-12-2007, 05:41 PM
classic but nice 69´er (y)
and after that .... right Hand ....... so when u go advanced u sit 10 Minutes on the Hand and work without the thumb !
I like it when you spoon but you're sort of laying on his stomach with your leg wrapped around his hip.
NICE!
Lex Diamonds
02-12-2007, 05:48 PM
we all know Pad enjoys doggy style in the boys locker room.
Actually, I'm not gay. I like doggy cuz my girlfriend has a beautiful ass. (y)
Johnny Railroad
02-12-2007, 05:48 PM
I like it when you spoon but you're sort of laying on his stomach with your leg wrapped around his hip.
NICE!
Sounds like sport ??
Johnny Railroad
02-12-2007, 05:49 PM
Actually, I'm not gay. I like doggy cuz my girlfriend has a beautiful ass. (y)
And u can spy on her asshole :D
The Notorious LOL
02-12-2007, 05:51 PM
"spy on her asshole"
thats the kind of shit you would only hear from some weird foreigner.
Lex Diamonds
02-12-2007, 05:51 PM
LOL, good call LOL.
Johnny Railroad
02-12-2007, 06:02 PM
Yes and don`t forget to speak like Arnie when u say " spy on her Asshole " !! (y)
ggirlballa
02-12-2007, 06:05 PM
wow...
ericlee
02-12-2007, 06:21 PM
Doggy style. Perfect tabletops. I'm going to invent some kind of saddle with cup holders.
QueenAdrock
02-12-2007, 06:39 PM
Cowgirl. I like being in control and damn am I good at it.
Also missionary.
Genocide Tulips
02-12-2007, 06:47 PM
Doggy style is my game.
na§tee
02-12-2007, 06:50 PM
the names for sexual positions are really ghey. g-h-e-y.
trust you to make this thread, padster! now i'm going to dream about board members having sex in some horrific mass orgy! :(
mikizee
02-12-2007, 06:56 PM
not horrific, terrific!
as long as it isnt a sausagefest.
DandyFop
02-12-2007, 07:03 PM
WHOOOOO DOGGYYYYY
Genocide Tulips
02-12-2007, 07:03 PM
case in point.
It's more the other way around. Guys look like their mentally retarded when fucking. Huge turn-off. Plus, the way the penis enters feels better while on my hands and knees.
I dont f*ck retards myself.
you need a friend to help? that's weird
Genocide Tulips
02-12-2007, 07:07 PM
They surprisingly have large penises.
mikizee
02-12-2007, 07:08 PM
havent u watched a porn movie? guys do look like retards with the faces they pull. doggy is my fav too, cuz you can grab their hips and really pull em into you.
good stuff.
beastieangel01
02-12-2007, 07:59 PM
it's best to keep it mixed up. just picking one position is zzzz. duh kids.
Genocide Tulips
02-12-2007, 08:01 PM
I like my favorite to be special. A treat. I also enjoy spooning a lot. 69 is my least favorite.
bite me babe
which position is that
DroppinScience
02-12-2007, 08:52 PM
Cowgirl. I like being in control and damn am I good at it.
Also missionary.
Daaaaamn, are you ever. (y)
Kid Presentable
02-12-2007, 09:08 PM
Daaaaamn, are you ever. (y)
Tell us all about it. (y) (y)
The Notorious LOL
02-12-2007, 09:12 PM
no, dont. (y) (y) (y)
Dorothy Wood
02-12-2007, 09:39 PM
:(
I am totally picturing it right now. my eyes! MY EYES! I mean...MY MIND'S EYES!!!! NOOOOOOOOO
*tiny barf*
:(
Kid Presentable
02-12-2007, 10:14 PM
Yeah, where's 'The Cannon' option?
no, dont. (y) (y) (y)
it's too late
much too late
JobDDT
02-12-2007, 10:28 PM
Where is "The Tubgirl"?
*high-fives Dorothy with her foot*
YEEEAH, YEAH!
Kid Presentable
02-12-2007, 10:53 PM
So I figure things like this don't usually happen to Droppin. He's read the stories here before, and always thought they were fake. Until he met QueenAdrock.
Kid Presentable
02-12-2007, 10:54 PM
"From behind, because your breath smells like onions, and I didn't tell you that either!"
no, not up the arse
*bobs head*
But I poop from there! (y)
Kid Presentable
02-12-2007, 11:26 PM
He should have two bottles. One for chips, one for arses.
JobDDT
02-13-2007, 12:24 AM
But I poop from there! (y)
Not right now ya don't.
befsquire
02-13-2007, 12:37 AM
no, not up the arse
tonight bobby mentioned something about wanting to put it in my sweet arse one day. my response was: "i don't have to do that. i'm pretty."
it was funny. likely no one else will think so, though, since we're a board couple. if no one knew him, that post would be just fine.
whatever.
Dorothy Wood
02-13-2007, 12:40 AM
*high-fives Dorothy with her foot*
YEEEAH, YEAH!
:cool:
HEIRESS
02-13-2007, 01:25 AM
I vaguely remember enjoying legs over the shoulders the best
PENIS IN VAGINA
Strange board.
no, dont. (y) (y) (y)
seconded
Otis Driftwood
02-13-2007, 03:56 AM
Chinese Wheelbarrow
Randetica
02-13-2007, 06:56 AM
i wouldnt know but it all sounds good to me
Lex Diamonds
02-13-2007, 07:12 AM
it's best to keep it mixed up. just picking one position is zzzz. duh kids.
Well obviously, but that's not what the question is about. Which is the BEST. Duh kids.
wow, just me with the old missionary?
How boring does that make me look!?!?!? :p
P of R
02-13-2007, 07:37 AM
What's the cowgirl one like?
Lex Diamonds
02-13-2007, 07:39 AM
Riding on top, like you're a horse with a dick-saddle.
Otis Driftwood
02-13-2007, 07:39 AM
I don't think you'll find a girl who enjoys that one...
Lex Diamonds
02-13-2007, 07:40 AM
I don't think you'll find a girl who enjoys that one...
You don't think girls enjoy cowgirl?
P of R
02-13-2007, 07:41 AM
Riding on top, like you're a horse with a dick-saddle.
Ah. Well that one is cool.
Otis Driftwood
02-13-2007, 07:43 AM
No, I think you wouldn't enjoy cowgirling.
Seriously, it's good when you're being a lazy ass but most women I got to ask said they don't like it.
Make a poll about it!
Randetica
02-13-2007, 07:51 AM
yeah make a poll about it cause i heard girls like it and im sure i would like it aswell
na§tee
02-13-2007, 07:53 AM
i'm no gynaeocologist here, but technically being on top is meant to bring more pleasure to a laydee, and faster.
i remember Ace42X saying something along these lines. ahah! i found it:
Ace42X sez:
So, I have come to this conclusion:
Any woman who can't get herself off from riding on top, *with ANY reasonably proportioned guy whatsoever* in a MAXIMUM of 10 minutes neither deserves an orgasm, or is worthy of having an opinion on the matter.
well, obviously i don't agree with what he is saying :rolleyes: but that's just an illustration that it is generally considered the best position for a woman to stimulate herself. and i can imagine guys like watching some boobie action. i'm not exactly going to google it in the office! randy, listen to the woman; it's pretty good. look at you with your sexy-time talk today! :cool:
Randetica
02-13-2007, 08:39 AM
wtf
dick, boobs, pussy, anal, hardcore fisting...
pretty much all im talking about all day long
Randetica
02-13-2007, 08:39 AM
first!
Otis Driftwood
02-13-2007, 08:40 AM
wtf
dick, boobs, pussy, anal, hardcore fisting...
pretty much all im talking about all day long
I smell a career in a call center for ya... :rolleyes:
Randetica
02-13-2007, 08:46 AM
shut up before i cowllgirl you and show how fucking wrong you are!
mikizee
02-13-2007, 08:46 AM
can u cowgirl me too
Randetica
02-13-2007, 08:47 AM
wow that was quick lol
like you waited for it all day long
mikizee
02-13-2007, 08:49 AM
all day long?
all year long baby ;)
Randetica
02-13-2007, 09:13 AM
all day long?
all year long baby ;)
*ride hop ping pong bang* done
hope was worth the year long waiting
skra75
02-13-2007, 10:08 AM
reverse cowgirl no contest, or single leg over shoulder.
why am I telling you nerds this anyways?
Randetica
02-13-2007, 10:31 AM
reverse cowgirl no contest
oh SU! things like that make me wish i was a guy :( that and doggystyling
will no one join me with the missionary?
QueenAdrock
02-13-2007, 11:33 AM
^I said I liked that a lot too. It gets the job done, and fast. So, it depends on my mood.
^I said I liked that a lot too. It gets the job done, and fast. So, it depends on my mood.
well not fast but I agree with the rest
Johnny Railroad
02-13-2007, 01:18 PM
No, I think you wouldn't enjoy cowgirling.
Seriously, it's good when you're being a lazy ass but most women I got to ask said they don't like it.
Make a poll about it!
I met girls who say " Oh no I`m not god in riding u ! " but I tought its a excuse.....
QueenAdrock
02-13-2007, 01:21 PM
well not fast but I agree with the rest
So this made me think. Guys getting off fast is a bad thing. What about girls? I get off pretty fast and can keep going, is that bad too? Or does it not fuckin' matter?
I'm thinking the latter.
Randetica
02-13-2007, 01:22 PM
will no one join me with the missionary?
i heard missionary is the only position echewta does/knows
little j
02-13-2007, 04:30 PM
we cant vote more than once. :(
I did a story on old Virginia laws still on the books.
Any sexual position other than the missionary position is illegal. It is still a law.
little j
02-13-2007, 04:38 PM
you're not a criminal unless you get caught ;)
synch
02-13-2007, 05:08 PM
reverse cowgirl no contest, or single leg over shoulder.
why am I telling you nerds this anyways?
Because you are trying to pretend you aren't one?
wanton wench
02-13-2007, 05:36 PM
when you have not had sex in...........uh...........lets just say "awhile" all those positions sound the best. :o
beastieangel01
02-13-2007, 05:44 PM
that's cause all these positions are the best. I'm with little j on this one.
though I'm considering a vow of celibacy.
wanton wench
02-13-2007, 05:46 PM
though I'm considering a vow of celibacy.
i have been too......at least til i can find someone who is not a complete fucking idiot.
QueenAdrock
02-13-2007, 06:08 PM
I did a story on old Virginia laws still on the books.
Any sexual position other than the missionary position is illegal. It is still a law.
I wonder what the laws are in Canada, New York, Illinois, North Carolina, West Virginia, and Maryland are.
Lex Diamonds
02-15-2007, 07:10 AM
OMFG TEH SEX0RZ FTW!!11
Junker
02-15-2007, 10:54 AM
A tie between doggy and legs over shoulders. But I voted doggy.
it's best to keep it mixed up. just picking one position is zzzz. duh kids.
Word up.
But I'd say a maximum of 4 switches.
All positions that involve semi close face to face interaction (missionary, leg/s over the shoulder, etc) are good for what some people refer to as "making love".
The rest (doggy, reverse cowgirl, etc) are good for some straight up fucking.
Lex Diamonds
02-17-2007, 07:06 AM
A tie between doggy and legs over shoulders. But I voted doggy.
Yeah, they're definitely the top two. Anyone who disagrees is a dork and probably fucks sex dolls.
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