rap!

[The Notorious LOL]

rap!

[TurdBerglar]

sucks!

[Dorothy Wood]

I like it when grandmothers refer to it as "that rap crap" like that's the first time anyone had said it.

[ericlee]

I was walking down Broadway and got approached by this one guy.

him= how often do you listen to hip hop?
me= very seldom
him= Yo dawwg, even if you listen to it seldom then you'd love our c.d. Dawwg..... (for almost 5 minutes)
me= nope, not interested
him= *does freestyle* and that track is on our c.d.
me= nope, I gotta go.
him= it's only 5 bones yo, c'mon yo
me= no offense man but I'll pay 5 bones for something I'll never listen to.

[befsquire]

ericlee, i'm sure there's probably a post or thread about it already, but your avatar is super creepy. is it gacy (which is creepy times intrillionty)?

[DIGI]

pennywise.

[HEIRESS]

the flyest on the 12 inch

so's your girl, and she doesnt make records

[ericlee]

ericlee, i'm sure there's probably a post or thread about it already, but your avatar is super creepy. is it gacy (which is creepy times intrillionty)?

BEEP BEEP!! BEFIE!!

[ericlee]

If this were my dream

well, i guess i like being pestered. so i'd have a man pestering me to sell me tapes;

"do you want any tapes sir?"
i'd decline, naturally, i'd say "no! i don't want any of your blasted tapes!"
"i've got celine dion, we've got the best of INXS, all the classics, all the best tapes..."
"nope, no, don't want any."
"twelve pounds for all of them?"
"i don't any tapes, i don't want any for any amount of money..."
"four pounds twenty seven"
"no!"
"four pound nine"
"no, no thank you, don't want any tapes, no!"

yeah well, he'd keep pestering me and, and then i guess he'd die and therefore, a small victory on my part.

I'd normally not even say a word and keep on walking but he came to me while I was browsing post cards for my daughter and I was talking to him over my shoulder.

[jabumbo]

pennywise.


they are punk, not rap

[Bob]

I'm in a gang of one,
Stuck in this chair I cant have much fun,
But with a mic and a beat I could get out of this seat and then oh what rap music can be!
I could rap about this I could rap about that

[Pres Zount]

Buy his frigging tapes dude
don't be such a prude
He might have literaly the best tapes.
He's not being rude.
BIATCH. *gunshots*

[RichG]

I'm RichG and I'm here to say,
I'm the Richinest G in the USA,
I like to drive in fancy cars,
and girls like me like chocolate bars,
You think I'm bad but, I am good,
so shut up! and go eat some food! :cool:

[DeeJayZap]

good doesnt rhyme with food unless you say it like "fud".

[miranda15]

I'm that bitch dressed in pink
with my cell in hand and dissin all you sluts cuz you know yall stink
bashen my eyelashes when you guys see me blink
See I aint like them i aint a skank
Yeah I talk alotta shit then my mind goes blank
goin off with the chain gang bitch im run u over with that tank

[abcdefz]

ericlee, i'm sure there's probably a post or thread about it already, but your avatar is super creepy. is it gacy (which is creepy times intrillionty)?



...I thought it was Tim Curry in It. :confused:

[ericlee]

My my my hoopties' rollin'
Tailpipe draggin'
heater don't work
and my girlfriend's raggin'

[ericlee]

...I thought it was Tim Curry in It. :confused:

It is.

It's one of my favorite movies but they fucked it up towards the end when It was the huge spider thing.

[cj hood]

i'm still workin on this one...

now fly to the hive, young drones, for your nectar
if i get support they'll make me director
got more screen caps than a slide projector
so pour yourself some juice don't be a defector

yo i bust thru the boards like the kool aid guy
i got the sugar water baby with that special dye
now take a swig kids, but don't ask me why
just cheer me on, when those fools make me cry
i am the shepard and you are my sheep
i'll be your supplier, if you'll be my peeps
cuz global air fare ain't at all that cheap
and yo its not about me, but the company i keep
now peep channel o, like ya watch channel zero
please be my fans and i'm sure to be your hero
i've been everywhere from brazil to sapporo
cuz all i got is time and endless denero.........oh look
1-0-3, i think they're talkin to me
c-o, d-e; yo they're talkin to me
its plain to see, i mean who else could it be
yo they're talkin to me, see, and only me

now fly to the hive, young drones, for your nectar
i'm textin you all from every corner of the sector
got more info than an overhead projector
i'm in your crawlspace like the garbage collector

grab your popcorn and juice, time for some theater
all other reviews is like pullin on your peter
v-i-p of the m-b just like derek jeter
got more hot air than a kerosene heater
ba ba blacksheep have you any wool?
meet me in line cuz i got mad pull
not a lot of love, but if you think they're cool
then i'll hook you up until my words make you druel
the sirdan maam, with the fart in a can
a pm to oz co beggin for the ban
when i tell you to run, you co' better ran
cuz soon i'll have an mb with you as my fan
excuse my gate, i caught the jet lag
had a long night dry humpin a bag
air national guards could be such a drag
when i was done ridin; couldn't light a fag

now fly to the hive, young drones, for your nectar
i'm textin you all from every corner of the sector
got more info than an overhead projector
i'm in your crawlspace like the garbage collector

[abcdefz]

It is.

It's one of my favorite movies but they fucked it up towards the end when It was the huge spider thing.



I've never seen it. Just the video cover or something, but I thought I recognized him.

[ericlee]

I've never seen it. Just the video cover or something, but I thought I recognized him.

I think you'd appreciate it. It's a movie that I can watch and still get creeped out over and over. Till the end as said. I'm so pissed off that they couldn't have done better with the monster. It just looked like something off of a cheesy sci fi series.

[Nivvie]

I think you'd appreciate it. It's a movie that I can watch and still get creeped out over and over. Till the end as said. I'm so pissed off that they couldn't have done better with the monster. It just looked like something off of a cheesy sci fi series.

It's an amazing film for sure. I can't think of any other instance when a single balloon tied to a desk has been so utterly scary.

[ericlee]

He thrusts his fist against the post, and still insists he sees a ghost.

Th-th-thatsssss wwwwhat mmmmmy mmmmmom gggave ttto hheelp with my ststststtutter.

[abcdefz]

I think you'd appreciate it. It's a movie that I can watch and still get creeped out over and over. Till the end as said. I'm so pissed off that they couldn't have done better with the monster. It just looked like something off of a cheesy sci fi series.


I read a couple hundred pages of the book and it was so poorly written it just pissed me off and I dumped it. But I've been curious about that movie. Maybe I'll add it to my queue.

[adam_f]

Only been in it for a minute
But you hating like a cynic
You say he didn't do it?
Naw, he done it and he did it
You see the kid with the lid that be fitted?
He's your moms tit
And your the bitch that bit it
Spit it so sick that it's must be acidic
Lived through Pitch Black
AND the Chronicles of Riddick
Hate to say it
But I'm my own worst critic
Could write Citizen Kane
And claim i just shit it

[miranda15]

from state to state robbin banks
yeah i may be jokin get up on stage then ya start chokin
i honestly dont like people who are fake
all the exposure make it stop for goodness sake
so sluts how u gonna take this? What u gonna make of this?
Tell me know are you pissed?
Yup yeah whole point of wat im sayin
So stop yo damn fakin
hallelujah holla back.......hehe

[adam_f]

Rock, rock, rock me amadeus
Rock it like you owe us and you never gon pay us
Shock it like a defribilator
To the chest of a corpse
Kiss of death, breath of life
But it's all trife, of course
You never gon breathe breath to the dead
St. Pete said they're name and they're at the head
No cutsies, no one gon leave
Change of address form
Heaven is the street
Ask you preacher before he gets in your pants
Why the fuck Heaven is the almighty of lands
Why the fuck can't earth be the destination
Why I gotta die just to feel emancipation
Maybe I should start smoking just to get to it quick
Joe Camel always said cigarettes were the shit
Lung cancer here I come, Grandad here I come
Naw, fuck, it
I'll see you when my time comes