HATE LIST

[na§tee]

list the companies, products, or whatever that are on your own personal HATE LIST. not people. well, you could. okay, you can include people on your hate list but hate is so much more comedic when directed at faceless corporations.

mine:

carphone warehouse/vodafone: when i signed my contract with you i put a £100 credit limit on my phone, not that i would ever talk so much to warrant that amount, but just incase someone stole it or a left it on overnight to new zealand or.. whatever. so when i receive my £145 bill one month and call and ask "wtf about the credit limit, maaaan?!" and you say "it does not update itself in real time" i am likely to go absolutely crazy and be like WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT DOESN'T UPDATE ITSELF IN REAL TIME? SO IT TAKES TWO WEEKS FOR IT TO COMPUTE AND THEN SEND SOMETHING TO YOUR LITTLE COMPUTERS BARRING MY PHONE? THAT'S LIKE HAVING BRAKES ON A CAR THAT CAUSE YOU TO ACCELERATE! also, it's really stupid that i cannot even call you to solve the problem when you blacklist me. fucking wankers.


talktalk broadband. oh, talktalk or onetel or whatever you're called nowadays. i know you have millions of pages online dedicated to pure british public hateration of you (btw, readers, it is not a coincidence that talktalk are part of the carphone fucking warehouse) but i feel you need a special shout out. a shout out for not providing our broadband for 6 months after we were paying the full package month in month out. a shout out for not allowing us the change the date of the direct debit. a shout out for not manning your helpdesk lines after 8 o'clock. fucking wankers.


the maryhill branch of royal mail. sigh. i love postmen. i really do. at home i was a frequent visitor to the sorting office to collect my mail when i was at school just to save them the effort and say hi. but you, maryhill, are lazy little shits. i know that perhaps lugging parcels and packages up many tenement stairs isn't your idea of fun, but the people who send these things pay for this honour, and they pay for it to be delivered to my front door. do not put the "we tried to deliver this to you but you were not in please make a massive effort to collect it or get it redelivered some other time" form through my door when you blatantly have not made the first attempt. yes, i have followed you up the stairs when this has happened only to be told that you "don't bring parcels with you". right. okay. so i alwaysalwaysalways have to pay more money to get it delivered to a post office for me to collect a week later. one flatmate is a musician and the other is an actor. YOU COULDN'T GET ANY MORE TWO CAREERS WHICH REQUIRE THEM TO STAY INSIDE DOING NOTHING RECEIVING MY MAIL ALL DAY. THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE IN. oh, and you are on my hate list for just dumping my holiday tickets in the close for anyone to take. fucking wankers.


the level one and two course secretary for psychology at the university of glasgow. fuck you, you sour-faced cow. you are meant to be the face of the department and you treat the students like shit. just because you evidently hate your job doesn't mean you can get away with being rude, disrespectful, and a general bitch. i'm going to write a letter to the head of department saying that it's unclear whether you need a hug or a slap. OH WAIT, I ALREADY DID! fucking wanker.

[icy manipulator]

the Motorola V3X is the most useless phone ever. it's the first non Nokia mobile phone i've had, big mistake. it's been sent back to the store twice to get fixed, yet it still freezes half the time when you get a msg, call, alarm goes off. i went out and bought a proper alarm clock thanks to being late to work about once a week. useless fucking cunt twat of a phone! :mad:

[Pres Zount]

It will take years to compile my hate list. goodbye everyone.

[Kid Presentable]

Bullet Lag in Gears of War. I shoot you in the head, you kill me.

[na§tee]

Bullet Lag in Gears of War. I shoot you in the head, you kill me.
aaahahahaha. that is pretty great (y)

my game hate list:
mario kart BLUE SHELL SHITTERS.
the wee dinosaur in tekken that farts at you.
the whole of rome ad.

[icy manipulator]

Bullet Lag in Gears of War. I shoot you in the head, you kill me.
dude what's your gamertag? my housemates loves it and are even playing it atm. but they're getting their asses by some dude called 12inchDonger

[Kid Presentable]

dude what's your gamertag? my housemates loves it and are even playing it atm. but they're getting their asses by some dude called 12inchDonger
I've probably played against them. My tag is Zebbedee. I don't know if my connection is shit or what. Somedays I'm lethal, othertimes I've five seconds behind everyoneveryone

[abcdefz]

The government's student loan repayment site is awful. You schedule regular payments, then if you go to check and look at what's scheduled, it'll say nothing. You confirm that there's no payment pending, schedule one so you're not late, and BAM -- they take two payments. This month I at least waited until the due date before I scheduled a payment, and sure enough, one dropped anyway.

[Nivvie]

PROCTOR AND GAMBLE

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Kid Presentable]

I'm reading a 23 page thread about the Lag in Gears.

[Tompz]

clear channel corp. - destroying the world and my city with fucking adverstising everywhere end their evil ways

TV4 - Lousiest channel in nation

Fortum - energycompany that cut my electricity without any notice whatsoever

Google - getting to powerful i think, such an influence in the internet

[camo]

That bloody spinning tower thing towards the end of God of war

[freetibet]

Bullet Lag in Gears of War. I shoot you in the head, you kill me.

I once played Medal of Honor online and the same thing occured to me.(n)

[abcdefz]

Google - getting to powerful i think, such an influence in the internet




Give me a break! Google is great stuff.

Plus they just lost a case in Belgium. Your comment is hurtful.

[icy manipulator]

The government's student loan repayment site is awful. You schedule regular payments, then if you go to check and look at what's scheduled, it'll say nothing. You confirm that there's no payment pending, schedule one so you're not late, and BAM -- they take two payments. This month I at least waited until the due date before I scheduled a payment, and sure enough, one dropped anyway.
what's the go with student loans in the USA? here we have a system where we pay back our university fees when we're finished our degree and earning money. i'm up to about $25000 debt. best thing is is that i have to earn a decent amount of money before i have to start having to pay it off :)

[fucktopgirl]

What pissed me off the most is the way this world is evolving, the face of corruption is everywere. The mondialisation and the elite that dominated this game, who just dont give a shit about real issues like human nature , and make big money at the expend of the poor and less fortunate.

That we still call our political system democracy while we, occidental, invade others countries and try to implanted our vision with blood , death and tears. When acutally we are in a oligarchic system were a little bunch of rich people decide of the faith of this world. That the main value is $$$ and possessions the achievement of your status.

I hate the hypocrisy and the superficiality that surround us , fakeness and vanity is the apogee of our era , that our live are being stolen from us because they( laws and institutions) have restreints us to a minimal of liberty by implanting in us values that are useless that we consecrated our live to attain therefore stealing our precious time.

On a less heavy note

i hate nicolas cage because i think he suck as an actor! I saw the wickerman and i freaking laught all the way, he is so much boring and like no emotions...

All i can think of right now...feel good to relieve negative thoughts

[abcdefz]

what's the go with student loans in the USA? here we have a system where we pay back our university fees when we're finished our degree and earning money. i'm up to about $25000 debt. best thing is is that i have to earn a decent amount of money before i have to start having to pay it off :)


A few months after you finish school or drop out, you have to start repaying.

[mp-seventythree]

And nobody has mentioned McDonalds yet....shocking.
First on my list is British Airways - for having generally snotty staff at the airports and on the planes. For being so monumentally useless as to fuck up a flight from Tel Aviv to London and leave me stranded in Naples for two days, meaning I had to take two days unpaid leave. Then when I wrote to them to claim compensation, I got a one sentence reply, saying I should claim from my travel insurance company. Well no actually you bunch of cunts, as i wasn't ill and nothing was stolen, you have to take account of the fact that a total lack of communication in your organisation, coupled with the fact that your aircraft's ground generator broke down in 108 degree heat meant my plane took off so late that the pilot went over his allotted flying time (and how come he only realised this once we'd been in the air for two hours? Oh yeah, he's a retard, just like everybody else you employ).
So I wrote to you again, only this time you not only tell me it's not your problem, but you insinuate that if I contact you again you'll send some rather unsavoury people round to my house to "take care of me".

See you in hell, BA:mad:


Because I spent so long on British Airways, I'll spare Peugeot from getting too much screen space. But I will point out one thing: when a customer comes in to one of your dealerships and complains that their horn has packed up and their alarm goes off every time it rains, don't just fob them off with excuses, then keep their car for a week yet do NOTHING TO IT. And when the customer complains about it, lie to them and say you have completed a software download which should have sorted the problem.
Then dodge the question you are asked, which is very simple - "have you actually pressed the button to see if the horn works?" I got back to the car and it was obvious that you hadn't done this as the horn was still faulty. Then when your service manager finally agreed to loan me a car until mine was fixed, I went to hoot at someone who had cut me up, and found out that the horn didn't work on your courtesy car either.
The French should learn how electricity works before attempting to build cars.

Ditto all the above to Renault, you're just a bunch of fucking useless cunts:mad:

[-T-]

When you buy a pair of pants and the zipper will not stay up.:mad:

[kll]

Tommy Hilfiger - hate the look and the quality sucks ass
Home Depot - everything is defective and NO ONE appears to work there anymore. Plus, their self-checkout NEVER lets you through without fucking up.
TGI Fridays - see my thread about why I hate this one.
Wells Fargo - assholes, incompetence, retards, could easily blow one up without any remorse.

[abcdefz]

Home Depot - everything is defective and NO ONE appears to work there anymore. Plus, their self-checkout NEVER lets you through without fucking up.




Yup. (y)

I always hit Orchard Supply now, except for odor magnets; I only find those now at HD.

[kll]

oh, why do you hate Wells Fargo? I havent heard this one.
Refinancing nightmare with total monkeys working as loan officers, crediting my account for overpayment of my loan when I paid it off, just to send me a handwritten account slip scribbled with the words "sorry, we made a mistake, charging your account $473.13" without any official letter or anything (good thing I hadn't withdrawn that money), then calling to complain about this and getting transferred several times after telling each person my story, then getting disconnected twice after the zillionth transfer. Also, WHY do you have to enter your account number JUST to have the fucker operator ask for it when you are connected?

[abcdefz]

Also, WHY do you have to enter your account number JUST to have the fucker operator ask for it when you are connected?



Practically everyplace does this. I don't know if they're confirming what you punched in, or what.

Scary thing is: the other day I found a credit card in the street and called it in. The guy asked for the account number, then said "thanks, I've closed it" and hung up before I could even tell him the name of the person on the card.

Hope he got the number right.

[beastiegirrl101]

any American made car.

[kll]

I love my PT Cruiser.

[The Notorious LOL]

the nail in my tire.

[abcdefz]

My nails.

[ericlee]

the Motorola V3X is the most useless phone ever. it's the first non Nokia mobile phone i've had, big mistake. it's been sent back to the store twice to get fixed, yet it still freezes half the time when you get a msg, call, alarm goes off. i went out and bought a proper alarm clock thanks to being late to work about once a week. useless fucking cunt twat of a phone! :mad:

I'm telling ya, you got a lemon. Mine's nearly two years old and no problems at all. It's been dropped down a flight of stairs too, hitting each stair as it went down.

It sucks to hear that yours is giving you such bad performance.

[Auton]

-Abercrombie and Fitch, shitty clothes, shitty employees, shitty catalogs, and, with a few exceptions, the people who wear their stuff are usually morons.

-Wendy's. HEY LETS HAVE A SQUARE TV-DINNER-STYLE PATTY AND SERVE IT BETWEEN TWO ICE COLD BUNS. Worst fast food ever. at least McDonald's has decent fries

-American Eagle- Almost as shitty as Abercrombie, just cheaper, more boring, and lacking shitty employees. Girls wearing American Eagle = no problem whatsoever. Guys wearing American Eagle = You're a prissy, tasteless, he-brat who probably also wears visors and sandals, and your mom or girlfriend probably has to choose your own clothes for you. Idiot.

-Chris Martin From Coldplay, for being a pretentious douchebag who doesn't care about his music, only about getting ahead in the music industry. serious. read his interviews.

-Kanye West, for obvious reasons

-The whole bohemian thing, where girls try to look like dirty hippies in earthtones with retarded, chunky-ass jewelry, giant earrings, big jackets and short skirts, boots, and the rest of the bullshit. They've come out of the woodworks in the last two years, they like shitty Indie music and occasional "Ironic" pop or hip hop artist without actually having any respect for the genre. "Ohhhh I LOVE hip hop! I totally listen to Sage Francis AND Rick Ross! He's so funny!" TAKE OFF DEM GIANT GLASSES BIATCH

-Anyone who just walks around with an acoustic guitar, looking for some dumbass college freshman to impress with his awesome renditions of the 2 Weezer songs he knows. This person usually wears American Eagle.

-Band t-shirts at walmart or target or whatever, because now any shithead who's never listened to a beatles album can look like a fan for $10

[cosmo105]

matt totally wears AE clothes. not the logo stuff, but the shirts and jeans look good on him. i'm telling him you said you hate him.

[Auton]

I DO. HE PROBABLY LIKES WENDYS TOO.

[cosmo105]

HE TOTALLY DOES! he gets it all the damn time and makes me puke.

btw, what are these two ice-cold patties of which you speak?

[Auton]

I MEANT BUNS LOL I WENT BACK AND I CHANGED IT FOR YOU LOL

[Genocide Tulips]

-Abercrombie and Fitch, shitty clothes, shitty employees, shitty catalogs, and, with a few exceptions, the people who wear their stuff are usually morons.

-Wendy's. HEY LETS HAVE A SQUARE TV-DINNER-STYLE PATTY AND SERVE IT BETWEEN TWO ICE COLD PATTIES. Worst fast food ever. at least McDonald's has decent fries

-American Eagle- Almost as shitty as Abercrombie, just cheaper, more boring, and lacking shitty employees. Girls wearing American Eagle = no problem whatsoever. Guys wearing American Eagle = You're a prissy, tasteless, he-brat who probably also wears visors and sandals, and your mom or girlfriend probably has to choose your own clothes for you. Idiot.

-Chris Martin From Coldplay, for being a pretentious douchebag who doesn't care about his music, only about getting ahead in the music industry. serious. read his interviews.

-Kanye West, for obvious reasons

-The whole bohemian thing, where girls try to look like dirty hippies in earthtones with retarded, chunky-ass jewelry, giant earrings, big jackets and short skirts, boots, and the rest of the bullshit. They've come out of the woodworks in the last two years, they like shitty Indie music and occasional "Ironic" pop or hip hop artist without actually having any respect for the genre. "Ohhhh I LOVE hip hop! I totally listen to Sage Francis AND Rick Ross! He's so funny!" TAKE OFF DEM GIANT GLASSES BIATCH

-Anyone who just walks around with an acoustic guitar, looking for some dumbass college freshman to impress with his awesome renditions of the 2 Weezer songs he knows. This person usually wears American Eagle.

-Band t-shirts at walmart or target or whatever, because now any shithead who's never listened to a beatles album can look like a fan for $10

I second this, especially the bohemian thing. Ugh, earthtone colors disgust me and they all drive old volvos. WOW! INDIVIDUALITY TO THE CORE!

We were making fun of this punk kid last night at the bar. Comes in, studded leather jacket, tight jeans torn and a bear claw black earring/plug/whatever. Sometimes would whip out those dark framed glasses. I would yell shit right at him, but in a way where I wasn't directly making fun of him. I think he finally caught on. He probably was picked on a lot in school. Many of these punks were.

[roosta]

Manchester United fans - Well the ones I know at least. For the first time in livin memory they and their team are not hated by the whole planet, and we could be united in hatred against the bigger enemy, Chelsea, yet they have reverted to being cocky superior smug gits. Its like they WANT to be hated...

[Mr. Boomin'Granny]

i hate auton.

[Auton]

*strokes steger's hair, coos, and gently asks for forgiveness*

[yeahwho]

I hate the area around the emergency brake/gear-shifter on my car. More specifically the crevices beside the emg. brake in which dirt, fries, gum wrappers and all debris that size falls and cannot be cleaned out.

I hate that area the most.

[Ally Al]

Manchester United fans - Well the ones I know at least. For the first time in livin memory they and their team are not hated by the whole planet, and we could be united in hatred against the bigger enemy, Chelsea, yet they have reverted to being cocky superior smug gits. Its like they WANT to be hated...


you know this thing about UTD not being hated, i think it's building up to be a new urban myth. Apparently the common man all want united to beat the champagne charlies of chelsea. I don't know anybody in my area, the north west of england that hate united any less than they always have done. I'm in manchester quite a lot and trust me, they're MORE cocky and superior at the minute than they've been for years......the cunts!

[Yeti]

Home Depot - everything is defective and NO ONE appears to work there anymore. Plus, their self-checkout NEVER lets you through without fucking up.

I have enough hate for that woman in the Home Depot commercials that could not remember the name of things she wanted for Christmas to fill up the Adriatic Sea.

[beastiegirrl101]

I hate the area around the emergency brake/gear-shifter on my car. More specifically the crevices beside the emg. brake in which dirt, fries, gum wrappers and all debris that size falls and cannot be cleaned out.

I hate that area the most.

YES! that's so true...you should write a haiku about it. I always get coffee spills in mine. :(

[cosmo105]

when chicks wear two shirts
one long under one that's small
pick a top and stick with it

[cosmo105]

*strokes steger's hair, coos, and gently asks for forgiveness*
he likes to be pet
and make sure you get his back
i like where this is going

[Rock]

one long under one that's small
are you talking about the sleeves?

[Yeti]

I hate judgemental bastards! and George W Bush!

[beastiegirrl101]

when chicks wear two shirts
one long under one that's small
pick a top and stick with it

do you hate me cosmo? (http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y296/Nata101/PC.jpg)

[cosmo105]

are you talking about the sleeves?
no no. i mean when chicks wear a long (as in length)tshirt underneath a smaller t-shirt, or even underneath a cami or something. i mean, long sleeve under short sleeve i can understand. i rock that all the time. but when you're insecure about your belly or something, DON'T BUY THE SMALL SHIRT IN THE FIRST PLACE and you won't have to cover up your back bulge with another shirt underneath it. god i hate it.

[Auton]

he likes to be pet
and make sure you get his back
i like where this is going

*rubs stegers back, feeds him with baby bottle filled with whiskey*
*steger turns over on the floor, now laying on his back*
*keeps rubbing*




ok now i feel a little sick.

[cosmo105]

do you hate me cosmo? (http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y296/Nata101/PC.jpg)
no, that's ok. you know what i mean though.

[Yeti]

I MEANT BUNS LOL I WENT BACK AND I CHANGED IT FOR YOU LOL

Auton, could you post something that makes sense.

[beastiegirrl101]

no, that's ok. you know what i mean though.

you mean like long sleave t-shirt under a short sleave t-shirt?

[cosmo105]

no no. i mean when chicks wear a long (as in length) tshirt underneath a smaller t-shirt, or even underneath a cami or something. i mean, long sleeve under short sleeve i can understand. i rock that all the time. but when you're insecure about your belly or something, DON'T BUY THE SMALL SHIRT IN THE FIRST PLACE and you won't have to cover up your back bulge with another shirt underneath it. god i hate it.
:mad:

[beastiegirrl101]

yes, she means you.

go start another lame thread skye.

[Yeti]

A Cat fight in the Hate thread.

[Genocide Tulips]

Don't insult cats like that.

[Auton]

Auton, could you post something that makes sense.

Theodore Gustav Montenegro, a Greek-Orthodox-Muslim Poet who was born in the 1300's to Hatty Goodwife and Sir Carlos Chang, famous for his radical views on Waffles and his passion for hunting Candian Land Fish, died from a rare vaginal fungus he contracted in the orient. He is survived by his three geese and his son, Fruitloop.

[Rock]

ok kids, gather around for a quick (ill try and make it quick) ambercrombie and fitch story.

This kid I know used to work there. One day some photographer showed up and said he was with the corporate office and was there to take pictures for the catalog but they wanted to use actual employees. Anthony was all excited (just cause he is always excited about everything) and volunteered. So they went into the stock room and started taking pictures. It ends up with Anthony posing in his underwear and the dude leaving. The next time Anthony worked with his manager he brought up what had happened, and the manager said there was no such catalog and that Anthony got duped.

Hate List Item #1 - Stories that are better told when heard rather than read.

[Big Gus]

To address the Gears Of War "bullet lag" issues - it's down to "host advantage". I take it it's always the host who you riddle with bullets only for them to pop a cap in yo azz anyways?

It's being fixed with a patch soon.

Ermm.. *nerd high fives*

[Auton]

i hope so, that's hilarious.

[Rock]

is this a true story?
yes.

[na§tee]

rock, if that is true that is fantastic. hahaha! duped! EDIT: it is true. FANTASTIC!

new addition to my hate list: people who ride bikes on the pavement. that's sidewalk for all you usa-ers.

[Genocide Tulips]

Scenesters.

I just don't get it.

[abcdefz]

new addition to my hate list: people who ride bikes on the pavement. that's sidewalk for all you usa-ers.



It's legal in some places here. But, yeah, people who do it irresponsibly suck.

I, of course, do not. :cool:

[Yeti]

I am going to try the catalog photographer trick at Victoria's Secret.

[ericlee]

The wanna be rockstar look. The real tight jeans that are skin tight and especially around the ankles. They're usually worn by kids with fucked up looking hair with button up shirts with popped up collars wearing jean jackets and Converse Chuck Taylors.

These jeans are hideous and all the kids I see that wear them are real skinny making their legs look like toothpicks.

[ericlee]

And people who are walking in a high pedestrian traffic area who just do a dead stop when you're behind them. Fuckers.

[abcdefz]

there is a catch 22 to this though, because I dont want them riding their bike in the slow lane either.



Yeah -- and I don't want cars in the bike lanes.

[Genocide Tulips]

The wanna be rockstar look. The real tight jeans that are skin tight and especially around the ankles. They're usually worn by kids with fucked up looking hair with button up shirts with popped up collars wearing jean jackets and Converse Chuck Taylors.

These jeans are hideous and all the kids I see that wear them are real skinny making their legs look like toothpicks.

What makes those jeans even worse are when they are also low riders. I don't want to see some scrawny boy's briefs.

[na§tee]

ipod headphones, which pretty much crumble to the touch. totally useless. they might as well have given me an empty can of beans and a piece of string.

actually, most mid-budget to low-budget headphones. my god. the amount of money i have spent on headphones over the years. i suppose i should invest in some which won't break apart after a month but, eeeehhhh.

[mp-seventythree]

ipod headphones, which pretty much crumble to the touch. totally useless. they might as well have given me an empty can of beans and a piece of string.

actually, most mid-budget to low-budget headphones. my god. the amount of money i have spent on headphones over the years. i suppose i should invest in some which won't break apart after a month but, eeeehhhh.

Claire, if you can spare £70 get some Bose in-ear headphones, they have the best fucking sound of any in-ear headphones EVER.

[mp-seventythree]

agreed.
Oh yeah!(y)

[Big Gus]

Yeah i treated myself to a pair of them at Christmas as "my present to me". Brilliant earphones. They dont sit as comfy in my ear as the sennheiser ones I have (er CX300's I think??) but, fuck, the sound is amazing.

[mp-seventythree]

I thought they felt like they were going to fall out when I first wore them, but they actually sit really well. And because the silicon is tapered it doesn't feel like it's stretching the inside of your ears.

[Big Gus]

Yeah it's taken a little while to get used to them and if I'm walking far I'll still stick to the other "ear canal" ones I have as the Bose ones do always feel like they are gonna fall out if I'm being to "energetic".

It's the "build quality" that impresses me most. Went through 2 pairs of "ear canal" Sony ones in about 8 months cause the rubber coating on the wires eventually went after probably being caught in a zip or something. No chance with these Bose babies - quality kit. Well worth the money.

[Schmeltz]

Scenesters.

I just don't get it.

Jep. Scenester and hipster trash who don't think any further than how far their shirt should be unbuttoned when they go to the franchise coffee bar. Possibly the most superficial people ever.

But my strongest hate is reserved for central Canadian weather. Why anybody thought it would be a good idea to set up shop in the middle of a semi-Arctic desert is absolutely beyond me. Nobody should even be living here. And soon, someday soon, there will be one less person living here. Me.

[B_Mackin']

Basically there are few things I hate but if i have to make a list

Peanut Butter

Crocks

Huge Sunglasses (except aviators)

Acorn Squash

People that ride the Rascals in the grocery store just because they are too fat to walk

People that don't use their blinkers when they drive.

[Kid Presentable]

PEOPLE WHO PROMISE TO CALL AND DO NOT

yes, I'm looking at you, all you people who have ever interviewed me for a job and promised to call "either way" AND THEN I NEVER HEAR FROM YOU AGAIN.
DON'T TOY WITH MY EMOTIONS! grow some balls and for fuck's sake, be the bearer of bad news. I need to know wtf I did wrong, so I can improve my performance in the next round of interviews. It's not like I'm going to go spastic at you over the phone - I understand that for whatever reason I didn't get the job - I JUST NEED CLOSURE :mad:

On a serious note, this is all very harmful to my self esteem :(
Call them.

[3MTA3]

The first thing that comes to mind are those annoying smileys with sound that are advertised on myspace sometimes. I'm referring to the ones that, when you mouse over them, say "helloooooo!", "say something!", etc. i typically have my computer speakers' volumed turned up loud while I enjoy my music so the last thing I need to hear are those annoying ads. I guess in summation, I hate internet advertising, or rather the far too intrusive methods used for it.

[TOY]

What makes those jeans even worse are when they are also low riders. I don't want to see some scrawny boy's briefs.

Or the girls with no shape (they're a Grimace from top to bottom) and all you can see is their love handles and crack.

[Genocide Tulips]

Now my breakfast, lunch and dinner are all over my keyboard in chunky soup form.

[ggirlballa]

when u peel off a sticker & some of the paper & residue gets stuck on the object then u have to scrap it off or something & finally u just give up(n)

[Randetica]

or that sticker price shit on cds (n)

[Otis Driftwood]

Rrrrrrrrringtones ads! :mad:

[ericlee]

The people with their damn flyers.

I'm walking down the street, hands in my pockets and they try to push their damn flyers on me. They crack those damn things like whips too.

Should I just take the damn thing and say, "Sure, I'll throw that away for you"

[na§tee]

dear somerfield byres road,

why on earth do you never have any staff? ever. 2 people out of 6 max on the "10 items or less" tills. you are in the middle of glasgow's west end and are the only mid-range supermarket in the entire area. the only. landrover-driving middle class mummys do not want to go to iceland, and hard up students do not want to eat salmon from marks & spencer simply food.

you are in the centre of one of the most diverse and affluent parts of glasgow with the whole of the university of glasgow campus surrounding you. countless students. loads of young professionals and families. you are always busy. i seriously think you are too cheap to hire more staff. it's not as if you would be stretched to find people for the positions - the MILLIONS of students who live around you would gladly work for a smack round the face and a chocolate muffin. you fucking assholes. so when it's half past 5 and everyone is coming back from work, where do you get off only having 2 people on the till, causing massive queues and because of your frankly retarded shop layout huge disruption.

why when i come in do you never have any semi-skimmed milk, salad, hummus, natural yoghurt, cider, cucumbers, mushrooms, chicken breasts, chickpeas or tinned tomatoes? (hah @ these are obviously the things i buy most often). i mean, it's not as if chickpeas or tinned tomatoes have to be fresh. you could have a whole fucking BASEMENT of tinned tomatoes and just stock them up when you run out. why can you not keep up with the demand? WHY? oh yes, that's right, your insistence at only having 3 people working at any one time.

i hope tesco take you over and you die a slow, painful death.

yours,

claire l. stewart.

[Freebasser]

Should've gone to Specsavers.

[Nivvie]

HSBC
Lloyds
Barclays
Halifax
Royal bank of Scotland

The AA (Automobile assoc) Your are NOT 'all I need to know'

I'll eloborate on them as they really upset me.
My car key broke in the lock.
Winter.
Three week old baby.
Alone.
I called them.
I called them again after the 2hours were up, having taken shelter in DIY superstore.
They had lost my call.
Another 2 hours passed. DIY store shut. I sat on a wall in the car park, and breastfed in anger. In the dark.
I called them again. Second call was lost.
I told the man on the phone the phone and only key was broken, and so no point sending out a mechanic, I needed a truck to take car to a garage to have the lock dismantled.
One and half hours later a mechanic comes, and he calls a two truck that comes and hour after that.

6 and a half hours, and all my complaint warranted was a ten percent voucher off the next year's cover, like I'd use them again!?

[bigblu89]

The first thing that comes to mind are those annoying smileys with sound that are advertised on myspace sometimes. I'm referring to the ones that, when you mouse over them, say "helloooooo!", "say something!", etc. i typically have my computer speakers' volumed turned up loud while I enjoy my music so the last thing I need to hear are those annoying ads. I guess in summation, I hate internet advertising, or rather the far too intrusive methods used for it.


Agreed.


People that have so much book smarts, that they have zero street smarts/ common sense.
Guys that wear tight clothing
Girls that wear tight clothing, but shouldn't.
Pretty much any new music that came out after 1996
When video games don't have "smart" skill levels. Medium is to easy, and Hard is impossible.

[Waus]

Living with other people.

[Otis Driftwood]

Living with other people.
Haha, I hope this has nothing to do with the "friend zone". I''m moving out at the end of the month and a girl-flatmate, who lives here for barely 1,5 months always has her boyfriend around. My other flatmate doesn't seem to mind so much, even though he told her not to invite her bf over so often, but I get angry like the Angry Samoans at them. They always argue in whiny voices about the tritest shite! Example: They cook, she says: "I have Creme fraiche sauce" and he goes "It's either Creme fraiche OR sauce" :mad: Who the fuck cares, you gonna eat that or what? And they are always in the living room or kitchen when they argue. FORCES me to relocate to the bar earlier. Alas, from next month on, it's just me and a sweet girl from France...

[na§tee]

dear somerfield byres road,

you still suck.

claire.

[paul jones]

Oasis - what bunch of cunts

[roosta]

Internet Explorer

[zorra_chiflada]

i fucking hate it when people get their jollies by being rude to staff in stores. it's painfully obvious they've never worked in customer service, or had a blue collar job for that matter.
and it's always the clearly rich people that complain about price - and the smallest price too - like a $2 increase. normal people are happy to pay whatever amount because they know that it's not our fault, and we can't do anything about it. i just hate pissy rich cunts who yell at me because they don't want to pay $6 for fish food.

[Randetica]

Oasis - what bunch of cunts

i dont hate cunts but i sure hate oasis

[Pres Zount]

Bono.
How can someone so rich still get away with pressuring all the working class people to give away their hard earned dollars? Bono is synonomous with rich fucks who tell other, poorer people to donate to charity. That's what his name means.

Michael Bay
It's painfully obvious that you have fucked up the transformers movie. I would have thought this impossible, until I read the trash you were planing to include in it. Just hand it over to someone else. Speilberg is involved somehow, yeah? You should give it to him, for starters.

Flight Simulator 3.1
Hw can something classed as a 'game' be so fucking boring? I was in the air for ages and I never say any damn fokkers. At least an hour. I flew in all directions, on several occasions. Shooting mountains and crashing into the ground out of sheer boredom may have been historically accurate for brittish pilots of WWI, but a good computer flight simulator it does not make.

Bogans
Neds, chavs, scallies, westies, whatever you want to call them; I hate them. Why are people like this? Don't they realise that McDonalds is not good for you when you eat it every day, and that smoking causes lung cancer in their (many) babies? Also, they all seem to be about 50% uglier than the rest of the population, that's not including their horrible way of speaking or the incredibly unfashionable clothes they choose to wear. Also, they should stop being racists and stop listening to fifty cent.

Princess Mary
So you sucked of prince Freidrich or whatever and now you think you are important? Bullshit! Your inclusion into a monarchy was about as fair as any other royal, but maybe you could realise that you are just a lucky slut and stop appearing in Tasmanian newspapers everyday showing off how rich you are, and how fine your tastes are. I know it's not really you who gets to decide what goes in the paper, but maybe you could do a royal decree. Also, are you the first royal to be on the cover of FHM? Well done. How can Denmark call itself a progressive nation when it has yet to drag Princess Mary and the rest of them into the streets to slit their throats? they should pay for their crimes.

Gunns LTD
From woodchipping Tasmania's beautiful wilderness to poisoning the rare and unique wildlife, where do I start? Maybe pairing me up with a insane and annoying fucker who everyday asked me if I wanted some porno DVDs when I worked for you? Burning down the tallest and oldest tree in the southern hemisphere? Sacking hundreds of workers under the guise of money trouble a few years back, but still making record profits and opening up a new woodchip mill? Maybe it's just the shitty ads you have on TV telling us how great you are at protecting the environment, or the fact that you own nearly every other local bussiness in the state? I think maybe it is just the close connections you have with the government, and the fact that you can bring acid rain down on one of the cleanest places in the world and get away with it.

Racists
Jesus Christ. Despite what people like Qdrop think about ingrained racist tendencies, there is no way that any sane, educated person with a hint of social awareness should be a racist fuck. There is nothing wrong with hate (it can get trains running!) if it is directed correctly, but racists are scum and I hate them. I don't think someone could go any lower, really.

Homophobes
Unless they were a racist homophobe. But of course 90% of racists are homophobes, anyway. "OHOHO! Aren't you as bad as they for hating the homophobes?!" you whine. No, they brought it on themsleves through their own stupid convictions.

Society
In general. It's full of arseholes and wankers. No morals. People are starving etc etc. What's not to hate? Alot of things, really, but this isn't the Love List.

Dominos Pizza
Shit. Small shit in a box. tastes like crap and is more expensive than any other pizza that is not even half as bad. Their ads on TV also piss me the fuck of, and is part of the reason I don't watch TV anymore. Maybe.

No Clean Spoons
So I have to drink the yoghurt out of the tub. How am I going to get the last bits? I think I'll just use a pen.

Our Landlords
I want to take a shit in peace! I don't want to have to listen to them getting stoned! They are loud fucks as well. And they leave their radio on all night so Susan and I have to wear earplugs. It drives me crazy. Saying "Howdy troops!" everytime you see us doesn't help, you stupid baby boomer piece of shit. And you, lady, you are a nasty piece of work. Don't honk my mother when she is trying to get out of "your" (last time I checked we are paying you bastards money to use it) driveway as fast as possible. I saw you on a telivision programe about athiritus (would explain the weed) and I hope it hurts your knuckles really bad.

To be continued.

[Gareth]

people who take the lift for one or two floors.
unless you're somehow unable to walk up/down the stairs or are carrying a ton of stuff.
lazy bastards.

[Genocide Tulips]

You must get shit Domino's there. They aren't too bad here, but I am finally becoming to like Pizza hut over them, which is shocking if you know me in real life.

[Gareth]

i live next to a dominos and a pizza hutt.
on the very odd occasion that i want pizza, i take domino....but even then it's only if i want quantity over quality.
if i want quality i walk 100 metres down the road and get hell's.

[Genocide Tulips]

i live next to a dominos and a pizza hutt.
on the very odd occasion that i want pizza, i take domino....but even then it's only if i want quantity over quality.
if i want quality i walk 100 metres down the road and get hell's.

For quality, that's more of a gamble. Sometime's this local place is really good, but other times Domino's is the best. Then Pizza Hut beats the rest sometimes.

It all depends on who is working and making the pizzas.

[zorra_chiflada]

Our Landlords
I want to take a shit in peace! I don't want to have to listen to them getting stoned! They are loud fucks as well. And they leave their radio on all night so Susan and I have to wear earplugs. It drives me crazy. Saying "Howdy troops!" everytime you see us doesn't help, you stupid baby boomer piece of shit.

you know, i seriously don't think he knows who is who. he must think both of us are called joe. he calls me joe too. fuckin stoner

[na§tee]

dear "leo's"

thanks for the junk mail i received through the door today.

i am sorry, but if i had a desire to eat some "pizza's," "pakora's," or "indian curry's," (http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c361/nastee/IMG_4299.jpg) i sure as shit wouldn't go to your establishment.

yours,

claire l stewart.

[The Notorious LOL]

apostrophes used incorrectly are a pretty much sure fire way to get me in a murdering mood.

[na§tee]

okay so this is turning into more of a 'pet peeve' thread but still, i just had to say this:

i was at my other job, bleh, at the library today and this new girl was doing her third or fourth shift there. i've worked with her before and she's an arrogant know-it-all cow. was not interested in my trying to get to know her at all. pft. i'll take my good craic where they appreciate it, pft!

anyway, she was serving a reader next to me and i heard they asked a question about whether special collections was open today. special collections is a floor dedicated entirely to hella rare/old books and all the thesis-type-stuff from the university of glasgow. you can only take notes with a pencil some of that stuff is so untouchable. anyway. the reader asks if SPECIAL COLLECTIONS was open.

so new girl turns to me and says:
"claire, do you know if SPEC-COL is open today?"

and in my head i'm like -
you know, i've worked here for nearly 4 years now and never in the history of my library career as staff or student have i heard anyone ever use that term. where do you get off acting so familiar with a department you've never been to to shorten it so such a bastardisation of its original title? god! i hate people who do that. like strangers who call my brother dan or danny. like, listen. never in his 21 years has anyone in his family called him those names. it is DANIEL. i understand you are just trying to be jovial and familiar, but please! it's not like i call you b-lo or k-fed or anything like that. gaahhh!

so, to this girl i say "no". but in my head i am LOL-ing so hard. i mean, if it was a cool place to go then maybe, sure, create your own little vocabulary, you know - like "hey! let's go to bar spec-col!" but it's not. it's a place which houses a bunch of old books.

spec-col! jesus.

[trailerprincess]

People who think it's ok to litter
Plastic cutlery
Adverts for beauty products where they claim that '95% of women noticed an improvement in XYZ' and then you see that they only surveyed 10 people.

[Freebasser]

'95% of women noticed an improvement in XYZ' and then you see that they only surveyed 10 people.

Impossible!

[trailerprincess]

Apparently not.

I'd also like to add those northern children in that car advert that go

'oh, they're tired'

[na§tee]

People who think it's ok to litter
oooooooooohhhhhh!!! oh god yes. people who litter should be shot point blank in the forehead.

i was walking to work once and this guy just flung this bottle of coke he had drunk in a one-er with such attitude, such a "fuck-this" flick of the wrist into the middle of the street. and the bin was fucking INCHES behind him. i literally stopped in my tracks, picked it up off the floor and did it for him with various dramatic sighs. arrrggh!

[Freebasser]

I hear that.

Some 17-18 year olds at the library came out of the doors in front of me the other week and one of them threw his screwed up piece of paper on the floor AS SOON AS he put his foot out of the door. It's obvious he was just doing it because he wanted to be cool and throw his litter outside instead of inside because he passed 3 or 4 bins on his way out, including one just inside the entrance.

What is it with some people? :mad:

[ggirlballa]

girls who run their fingers thru their hair all day long

this girl at my school but she's obsessed with looking at herself & applying her make up & what not, anywayz i notice in class, when she's not using a mirror & putting on make up, she runs her fingers thru her hair & checks for split ends for like 20 minutes straight, the teacher even asks her a question & she answers but still has her fingers running thru her hair & looking at her ends:rolleyes:

[Genocide Tulips]

oooooooooohhhhhh!!! oh god yes. people who litter should be shot point blank in the forehead.

i was walking to work once and this guy just flung this bottle of coke he had drunk in a one-er with such attitude, such a "fuck-this" flick of the wrist into the middle of the street. and the bin was fucking INCHES behind him. i literally stopped in my tracks, picked it up off the floor and did it for him with various dramatic sighs. arrrggh!


Well it is ok, I mean, we're all going to die.

[Kid Presentable]

The dude with flesh-tunnels(that's a thread in itself) and no shirt on in front of me at the Beasties show, who looked like he'd be slapped with a shovel when he was born. How do good, clever people struggle in this world, when fluke fetii like this can survive?

And the other dude who tried to crowd surf over me (all 6'' 4 of him), I'm glad I moved so you fell. And yes, I did stand on you. And the other dickheads who $Mark had pulled out of the crowd. Grow up.

I saw a bunch of young girls made really uncomfortable yesterday by backward ass fuckheads who were at a festival to be seen. Yes, some of the girls might have thought they enjoyed it, but it's little wonder Perth gets a bad rap when it seems to be cursed with the shallow end of the gene pool.

[miranda15]

Washing Dishes, Going to school, waiting on that one person to call when they say they are going to but never do, Someone hating you and you dont know why, opera music, getten everything so perfectly clean and then here comes your little cousins coming in just to make it messy again!!!!!

[Pres Zount]

Supercraft Tools
I understand all too well the notion of producing a commodity with the sole purpose of the item breaking, but I think you guys have gone a bit too far. When I open a brand spanking new box of pliers, I should not expect to have a casualty rate of about fourty percent. Pliers are made of metal! they should not be broken in half before they are even used! Even the plastic handles were in perfect condition. Are your pliers not made out of metal???? Are they made out of mud? In a kiln, perhaps? Plastic is stronger than whatever alloy you are using! You can't be fucking serious!!!

I'm awful at punctuation, but your motto of "Work Hard Feel Great" should have a comma or maybe one of those dash things in there somewhere. I could be mistaken. Unless it is a direct quote from one of the cavemen you have in the plier department, that would be perfectly understandable

Your "lifetime Guarantee" of thirty days sends you careening up, up, up my hate list at a phenomonal rate.

[Otis Driftwood]

People getting worked up about stuff that isn't even worth mentioning...

[Pres Zount]

People that try to diss, whilst missing the inherent humour within the thread itself.


Also, people that post a comment in a thread (every thread) simply because it doesn't already have their name as the last poster.

[Kid Presentable]

People that try to diss, whilst missing the inherent humour within the thread itself.


Also, people that post a comment in a thread (every thread) simply because it doesn't already have their name as the last poster.
That was such an actual owning, that I salute you.

[na§tee]

The dude with flesh-tunnels
i know... i know i could google this but i'm really looking forward to your explanation as to what the fuck this/these are? :cool:
because it sounds sort of dirty.

[Kid Presentable]

i know... i know i could google this but i'm really looking forward to your explanation as to what the fuck this/these are? :cool:
because it sounds sort of dirty.
Earlobes jammed with metal tube thingies that are as thick as the ear-lobe, and everybody wants them to look the same as everybody else trying their best to look different.

[na§tee]

oh! like brandon boyd in incubus (ha @ that being the first person i could think of)? aahh, i see. wow. thanks for clearing that up. yeah, he can join my hate list too. STAMP ON HIM!

[Nivvie]

oooooooooohhhhhh!!! oh god yes. people who litter should be shot point blank in the forehead.

i was walking to work once and this guy just flung this bottle of coke he had drunk in a one-er with such attitude, such a "fuck-this" flick of the wrist into the middle of the street. and the bin was fucking INCHES behind him. i literally stopped in my tracks, picked it up off the floor and did it for him with various dramatic sighs. arrrggh!


I had one of those Hollywood 'That's my man' moments at a petrol station once, when a car full of kids threw an old Dunkin Donuts box out of their car window whilst parked next to the bin. Husband stopped putting the petrol in, knocked on the car window, and this kid rolls it down and he shoves the box and all the little bits of paper that came out of it back into their car whilst yelling 'I think you dropped something!' in a rather alarming manner, while the kid tried to roll up the window and drive away at the same time.


Littering should face the same punishment as Saudi thieves, off with their hands.

And people who don't clear up after their dogs should just be shot.

[Pres Zount]

I had one of those Hollywood 'That's my man' moments at a petrol station once.
Hahahaha. I love that.

I see the general consensus among the BBMB community is to kill and maim those responsible for being annoying. I agree wholeheartedly.

Litter is bad, and I hate people that place rubbish anywhere other than a bin, but what is worse are the people that are responsible for producing the non-breakdownable items. Even if they are put in the bin and end up at the tip, they are still going to be there for another fifty to a hundred years.

[na§tee]

en masse chav mothers who take prams and prams of their loud, snotty children into the imperial war museum and moan loudly that it is "boring".

[abcdefz]

It's always weird to be at the bus stop and see all kinds of litter next to or within a couple of feet of the trash bin. It's pretty sad that people feel so meaningless that littering seems like a display of empowerment.

[Auton]

I really hate it when employees at different places call me "sir."

[zorra_chiflada]

en masse chav mothers who take prams and prams of their loud, snotty children into the imperial war museum and moan loudly that it is "boring".

yes! fucking shithead bogans that bring their kids into the pet store and complain about "the disgusting smell" and ask me "can you smell that? that's sick" and they cover their noses dramatically. get the fuck out of my store.

[TurdBerglar]

when the fucking tortilla chip breaks in the god damn salsa jar

[fucktopgirl]

i hate dishonnesty!

[Deep_Sea_Rain]

Wiggers. People who flash their lights while behind your car. Teenagers. Bikers who drive in the fucking road, and think they're cars.

Wiggers. Again....wiggers.

[hardnox71]

Anything that involves you having to come in contact with state run agencies: getting a drivers license, social security card, blah, blah, so on and so forth.

The people that work in these places are about the biggest assholes to ever grace this planet. I can't stand their attitudes, their snide remarks, the goofy ass looks they give you when you ask them a simple question, and the tone in their voices when they give a half assed answer. And there is absolutely nothing you can do about it because if you say something back, these people will have you waiting in line after line after line, all fucking day.

Everytime I lose a fucking I.D. or Social Sercurity card I nearly have a fit because I know what lies ahead.

[Pres Zount]

Everytime I lose a fucking I.D. or Social Sercurity card I nearly have a fit because I know what lies ahead.
Maybe you should look after your shit better. I think it's your own fault if you can't take care of your things.

[The Notorious LOL]

Maybe you should look after your shit better. I think it's your own fault if you can't take care of your things.



hahaha ooooooh!

[hardnox71]

Maybe you should look after your shit better. I think it's your own fault if you can't take care of your things.
Ah, yes, now I remember what the fuck we were arguing about.

You're right. I should. Just like fucko with the wallet should have.

You have been stewing about this for the last five months haven't you?

God, that is funny!!:D

[Pres Zount]

I thought you added... Everytime I lose a fucking I.D. or Social Sercurity card I nearly have a fit because I know what lies ahead.

... as a joke.

I haven't been stewing. I looked up your post history after someone said you left because of me. I didn't find a big e-battle, but I did find your rollerblading/taking wallets thread.

[hardnox71]

I thought you added...
... as a joke.
No joke. I confess. I lose I.D.'s and Social Security cards like babies loose teeth. Because of that I never carry a wallet. I never put everything that is important to me all in one spot. You do that then you lose everything all at once. I only leave the house with what I'm gonna need for that day. I.D. and money is usually about it and they stay in separate pockets.

When I do lose something I don't ever expect it to come back and I am always the first one to tell myself, 'you need to keep track of your shit.'

I never said I was above hearing my own words.

[hardnox71]

I haven't been stewing. I looked up your post history after someone said you left because of me. I didn't find a big e-battle, but I did find your rollerblading/taking wallets thread.
I never left. I just didn't have access to a computer for a while. The words that appear in front of me on my screen are just that......words. Nothing more. They will never be enough to make me '"leave", no matter who they are from. My skin is a little thicker than that.

AND I FOUND THE GOTDAMNED WALLET IN THE STREET!!! JEEEEEZUZ!!!

















































:D

[Randetica]

i found a bank on the street

[zorra_chiflada]

hahaha oh man randee <3

[kleptomaniac]

I love the hate (http://img92.imageshack.us/img92/5462/luvdahatevx1.jpg)

[ggirlballa]

I love the hate (http://img92.imageshack.us/img92/5462/luvdahatevx1.jpg)

lol hallelujah holla back!!!!!

[kleptomaniac]

hate: bask in it ;)

[zorra_chiflada]

i'm gonna bump this thread to say: pet owners who are fucking idiots.
we've had people at work who have never even looked in their dog's mouth, and don't realise what condition their teeth are in. we've had people bring in dogs who are absolutely matted to shit and in extreme discomfort. we've had people bring in dogs with nails grown so long, they've started to dig into their foot pads. we've had people who have never even looked in their dog's ears to notice how dirty or infected they get. we've had people bring in morbidly obese dogs. we've had people bring in dogs that have never socialised with people or other dogs and they are absolutely shit scared of everything. we've had people who own dogs that are outright vicious because they haven't bothered to train them or socialise them and just hope that they won't maul anyone. we've had people bring in dogs with shit stuck all over their ass and they think that they shouldn't have to clean it because it's "too gross" despite how uncomfortable their dog is.

*breathe out*

[na§tee]

:mad: :(

that infuriates me. i can't imagine what that is like seeing it on a day to day basis and having to directly deal with the fucktard owners. sorry you have to deal with such shitheads. GRR!

[MC Moot]

I usually don't "hate" alot but......People who litter.....denotes lack of respect for both the community and environment…..maybe a Canadian thing, don’t know…...just yesterday I bounced some guy’s Mcdonald’s trash right back at his car after he chucked it out at the light….I should stop before I get my ass kicked…..but christ I hate idiot’s who litter…....:mad:

[hardnox71]

i'm gonna bump this thread to say: pet owners who are fucking idiots.
we've had people at work who have never even looked in their dog's mouth, and don't realise what condition their teeth are in. we've had people bring in dogs who are absolutely matted to shit and in extreme discomfort. we've had people bring in dogs with nails grown so long, they've started to dig into their foot pads. we've had people who have never even looked in their dog's ears to notice how dirty or infected they get. we've had people bring in morbidly obese dogs. we've had people bring in dogs that have never socialised with people or other dogs and they are absolutely shit scared of everything. we've had people who own dogs that are outright vicious because they haven't bothered to train them or socialise them and just hope that they won't maul anyone. we've had people bring in dogs with shit stuck all over their ass and they think that they shouldn't have to clean it because it's "too gross" despite how uncomfortable their dog is.

*breathe out*

The only thing I could see worse than that is working in the emergency room of a children's hospital. I had a friend who was an RN and she would tell my stories about the bold, outright lies that parents would tell the doctors as to why little Jimmy has his third black eye in the last month and a half. Or how little Suzy broke her arm again.

Shit used to make me red hot just listenting to it.:mad:

[hardnox71]

OK, here's one.

After taking a trip to the little boys room just now, I remembered that I hate cold fucking toilet seats.

Especially first thing in the morning. Having your brain shocked back to life through the bottom of your ass is a hell of a way to wake up.

[cosmo105]

people that aren't paying attention to where they're going.

i mean anywhere. in the library, at the grocery store, whatever. um, hi, i'm trying to get by you, and you're staring at the person behind you while you turn around and walk forward. and then you freak out when you realize you almost crashed into me, or end up just awkwardly brushing against me. i'd rather not have to say RIGHT BEHIND YOU HONK HONK when i'm quietly trying to get by someone. it's even more heinous of an offense when they're staring away at the sidekick. i have a phone with a keypad too, and i can sure as shit pay attention to where i'm going and text at the same time. nope, you inbred fucks have to devote your FULL attention to "lol me 2" and can't be fucked to glance up at who might be in your path. WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING SHITHEADS :mad:

[jackrock]

How about people who don't pick up their feet when walking? Or people who know their is a large amount of people behind them and decide to stop in the middle of the sidewalk/hall and talk or look at something, then get angry when you bump into them. Learn how to fucking walk, bitch.

[zorra_chiflada]

:mad: :(

that infuriates me. i can't imagine what that is like seeing it on a day to day basis and having to directly deal with the fucktard owners. sorry you have to deal with such shitheads. GRR!

i mean, the thing is, a dog will devote their whole life to making their owner happy and when they can't even provide decent care for their dog, it infuriates me. and i'm not allowed to yell at customers.

[ericlee]

How about people who don't pick up their feet when walking? Or people who know their is a large amount of people behind them and decide to stop in the middle of the sidewalk/hall and talk or look at something, then get angry when you bump into them. Learn how to fucking walk, bitch.

Yeah, I mentioned that. It's always on a busy sidewalk too and they should know to move to the side if they want to stop but they decide to do a dead stop right in the middle of the damn sidewalk.

[camo]

When my windscreen is iced up and I've no de-icer and I have to use a credit card to get the ice off :mad:

[R. Kelly]

When my windscreen is iced up and I've no de-icer and I have to use a credit card to get the ice off :mad:

I do the same thing, son. 'Cause I got like fiddy of them thangs.

What's crackin' ya'll? I figure I'd stop by and holla for a minute. One love.

[camo]

I do the same thing, son. 'Cause I got like fiddy of them thangs.

What's crackin' ya'll? I figure I'd stop by and holla for a minute. One love.

whaddup g

[R. Kelly]

Just chillin' ya'll. I got court tomorrow, I should hop on outta here like a rollercoaster baby.

[camo]

Just chillin' ya'll. I got court tomorrow, I should hop on outta here like a rollercoaster baby.

Whatcha up for?

[Pres Zount]

Just chillin' ya'll. I got court tomorrow, I should hop on outta here like a rollercoaster baby.
Piss off.

[R. Kelly]

shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit you know son, they always gon try and bring a brotha down you know? sayin i done pissed on a lil ol 12 year old girl and shit.

i got volumes of tapes and shit, of me pissin on girls and alladat. but they was all 15 and shit. lawyers be tombout 12 years old pffff whateva.

anyone buy my new album?

holla

[R. Kelly]

Piss off.

piss? dayum baby i already did and shit you know. got that shit on tape.

[TurdBerglar]

when you're ordering take out and decide to pickup up the bill this time around and some asshole wants a tuna grinder or fucking grilled cheese. listen asshole, just go into the kitchen and fucking make your own. im not gonna pay 6 dollars for some shitty tuna grinder when you can make your own with a two 79 cent cans of tuna and some bread. and who the fuck orders GRILLED CHEESE??? get a steak and cheese, chicken parm, you know...
something special that you can't really make yourself. i would even accept a salad.

[zorra_chiflada]

i hate when people insist on talking to me when i'm wearing headphones. I CAN'T HEAR YOU IT IS HEADPHONE TIME, NOT LISTENING TO WHAT YOU SAY TIME! I WILL JUST IGNORE YOU.

[Pres Zount]

i hate when people insist on talking to me when i'm wearing headphones. I CAN'T HEAR YOU IT IS HEADPHONE TIME, NOT LISTENING TO WHAT YOU SAY TIME! I WILL JUST IGNORE YOU.
:/

[ggirlballa]

i hate when people insist on talking to me when i'm wearing headphones. I CAN'T HEAR YOU IT IS HEADPHONE TIME, NOT LISTENING TO WHAT YOU SAY TIME! I WILL JUST IGNORE YOU.

when someone is talking to me while my head phones are on i just turn the volume really high & then it looks to me like they're rapping/singing while listening to P.E my dad was yelling at me & all i heard was chuck d's voice while my dad lips moved...hilarious indeed

[na§tee]

okay, so i went to the gym for the first time in freakin' 2007 yesterday, and it is never a good experience anyway. also, i have put on nearly half a stone in four months :( i am such a lump. such. a. fucking. lump.

anyway, so, getting changed is a LAUGH RIOT. not. all these beautifully tanned girls with their perfectly lycra-ed pert asses and swishy glossy ponytails, latest fucking nike designer work out gear and sparkly new trainers. all the while i'm stood there half naked in all my pale, stretchmarked, cellulited glory reaching for the vest i literally retrieved from the bottom of my washing basket and the cheapest pair of trainers i bought, like, five years ago, with a pair of odd socks because i seriously have not worn socks this year, silently willing myself to have a body of a 23 year old when i blatantly don't.

anyway, whatever, i'm dealing with that so quit moaning, claire, but when i see them FUCKING PUTTING ON CONCEALER AND MASCARA BEFORE THEY POUND THE FUCKING TREADMILLS i seriously want to bash their head against the mirror repeatedly in a fit of maybelline and revlon. jesus fucking christ. serious. if you arrive at the gym with makeup, fine, although you really should take it off. if you actively put it on before going to impress the fucking meatheads we have populating the university gym, that is super lame. GO AWAY.

also, i hate people who stand behind whatever machine you are using counting down the seconds until you come off. fuck off. agh.

[Teh]

hey nastee! did you get off at buchannan st subway like, just before 9 this morn?

/stalker

[na§tee]

hah! i did. i looked horrible and unwashed :( please don't tell everyone i look horrible and unwashed :( what was i wearing?? :cool:
i got off it at, like, 8.45.

[Teh]

I'm actually genuinely not a stalker, i just had a double take like, holy shit she could totally have an internets alter ego! maybe.

but yeah, orange or something? i was in a rush but it turned out it was the outer circle that had just come in, not inner. bah.

Ps: ive just noticed that that ^ reads a bit like a car crash might look.

[na§tee]

HAH! no shit! :eek: i am wearing an orange top, black skirt and boots. and nazi jacket. i had a huge backpack because i am going to the gym, again, after work.

you should have given me a hug or something. serious.

[Teh]

Haha i winnah!

But seriously though, i'm no stalker, stalker.

That would've been wierd, though. Plus i'm really quite hungover. I'll need to watch out for orange objects throwing themselves at me next time i'm in the library

[na§tee]

dude. a million men would give their right nut to have orange objects thrown at them in a place of learning :cool:

[Teh]

obviously!

i need to go there to photocopy things today for my mate who forgot her matric card. Pffffffffft.

What do you actually do at the bibliotechque anyways? other than isketch?

[Pres Zount]

I hope odd socks weren't an inclusion into your hate list. I love odd socks, I think they are great.

[Teh]

When all the cash machines are out of order for no real reason and i have to walk up a bloody hill to the other union to withdraw specifically 10 quid, only to find i can only get money out in multiples of 20.

Fucking. Blastards!

[zorra_chiflada]

people who bring back puppies to the store and expect a refund because they cry at night. OF COURSE IT'S GOING TO CRY IT'S ONLY A BABY AND HE'S SCARED AND LONELY YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES CHRIST ALMIGHTY PEOPLE LIKE THAT SHOULD BE FUCKING SHOT.

[camo]

when you're allergic to fish and some goon of a housemate has used you're mayo to make tuna mayo sandwiches and left bits of tuna in the jar. Rendering the mayo not fit for my consumption :mad:

[Teh]

when you're allergic to fish and some goon of a housemate has used you're mayo to make tuna mayo sandwiches and left bits of tuna in the jar. Rendering the mayo not fit for my consumption :mad:

You are gutted jim!

like a fish!

geditt eh eh, that one's for free since it's your b'day.

[camo]

You are gutted jim!

like a fish!

geditt eh eh, that one's for free since it's your b'day.

ha ha gilliant!

[Deep_Sea_Rain]

when you're allergic to fish and some goon of a housemate has used you're mayo to make tuna mayo sandwiches and left bits of tuna in the jar. Rendering the mayo not fit for my consumption :mad:

Holy crap that would suck.

But I'm guilty of it, I admit.

Also Mustard in the Mayo jar, and vice versa.

[na§tee]

i frequently pollute condiments with other condiments.

[camo]

i frequently pollute condiments with other condiments.

I can deal with that, I mean, I've never almost died from mixing brown and red sauce.

[Rock]

I can deal with that, I mean, I've never almost died from mixing brown and red sauce.
I had a brown and red sauce come out of my butt a few months back. If I let it go, I guess technically I could have died.

[camo]

I had a brown and red sauce come out of my butt a few months back. If I let it go, I guess technically I could have died.

eurrgghhh nasty. I woudn't be putting that on my bacon butty's

[abcdefz]

I don't hate the manager of our business' property, but I do have contempt for the lady. She's really passive aggressive, doesn't respond promptly, and about every week or so sends out these poorly worded memos to each of the tenants, usually with the threat of calling the police if X Y or Z doesn't happen.

It's pretty funny, because a lot of the stuff she complains about, like, if she would just confront the person doing it she might get something accomplished. Instead, she sends everyone a memo.

So, for instance: there's supposed to be no smoking at the front entrance. (City ordinance.) Okay, fine. Step one: REMOVE THE FUCKING ASH BIN. Step two: It ain't hard to find people smoking out front -- I run into it daily. JUST SAY SOMETHING.

Jeez.

[Teh]

I hate all of you bawbags for keeping me distracted pretty consistently throughout the day.

i have actually gotten fuck all done sitting in this building. 2000 words or so! NOTHING!! :(

[Teh]

tomato ketchup flavoured crisps

ESPECIALLY when they're stocked in the vending machine in such a way so that you cant tell the difference between them and ready salted :mad:

[avignon]

The Northern Cheyenne Housing Authority

[Pres Zount]

Getting erections at work :(

[Teh]

Getting erections at work :(

Hahaha!

"Could you reach up and get that off the top shelf for me?"

"No, i'm a hunchback!"

[avignon]

Getting erections at work :(
Doesn't that depend on what you do for a living?

[Pres Zount]

Customer servicing.

I slammed it in a drawer by mistake

[avignon]

Customer servicing.


uh huh.

[zorra_chiflada]

Customer servicing.

I slammed it in a drawer by mistake

HEY EVERYONE JOE GETS A BONER FOR HIS WORK BECAUSE HE LIKES POTTING MIX AND POWER DRILLS

[na§tee]

TALK TALK,

I JUST WANT TO TALK TO SOMEONE.

IS IT THAT HARD TO GIVE ME A FUCKING PHONE NUMBER?

OH. BUT AFTER 3 HOURS OF TRYING TO FIX MY FUCKING GAY DNS PROBLEM MYSELF (AND ALSO REALISING THAT MY CD DRIVE IS SOMEHOW FUCKING NOT REGISTERING ON MY COMPUTER - HELP!) I DID FIND A NUMBER AND I HAVE DIALLED THAT FUCKER ABOUT FOUR TIMES GOING THROUGH ALL YOUR FANNYISH PROMPTS AT 10P A MINUTE AND NO ONE IS FUCKING PICKING UP AND THEN YOU JUST DISCONNECT ME.

YO, I KNOW YOUR HELPLINE IS APPARENTLY NOT STAFFED AFTER 8PM BUT IF THAT IS THE CASE SAY IT AT THE FUCKING BEGINNING, NOT AFTER 10 MINUTES OF ME HITTING "4 TO SPEAK TO A REAL LIFE FUCKING PERSON".

I FUCKING HATE YOU. AND YOUR FUCKING GET IT TOGETHER SONG YOU HAVE FOR CALL WAITING.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH HHHHHH.

i'm going to buy some fucking wine.

[zorra_chiflada]

i've had similar problems with CD drives. for starters, open up the computer, disconnect it, then reconnect it.

[cosmo105]

candida can pretty much fuck off

[g-mile7]

TALK TALK,

I JUST WANT TO TALK TO SOMEONE.

IS IT THAT HARD TO GIVE ME A FUCKING PHONE NUMBER?

OH. BUT AFTER 3 HOURS OF TRYING TO FIX MY FUCKING GAY DNS PROBLEM MYSELF (AND ALSO REALISING THAT MY CD DRIVE IS SOMEHOW FUCKING NOT REGISTERING ON MY COMPUTER - HELP!) I DID FIND A NUMBER AND I HAVE DIALLED THAT FUCKER ABOUT FOUR TIMES GOING THROUGH ALL YOUR FANNYISH PROMPTS AT 10P A MINUTE AND NO ONE IS FUCKING PICKING UP AND THEN YOU JUST DISCONNECT ME.

YO, I KNOW YOUR HELPLINE IS APPARENTLY NOT STAFFED AFTER 8PM BUT IF THAT IS THE CASE SAY IT AT THE FUCKING BEGINNING, NOT AFTER 10 MINUTES OF ME HITTING "4 TO SPEAK TO A REAL LIFE FUCKING PERSON".

I FUCKING HATE YOU. AND YOUR FUCKING GET IT TOGETHER SONG YOU HAVE FOR CALL WAITING.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH HHHHHH.

i'm going to buy some fucking wine.


912-221-0054 talk to me

[The Notorious LOL]

that best be a misspelling of canada

edit: cosmo

[g-mile7]

candida can pretty much fuck off


here you go LOL

[ggirlballa]

boredom

[Deep_Sea_Rain]

While driving and stopped out in traffic waiting to turn in somewhere, a car will be coming behind you......but they're too impatient to wait, so they zoom around you nearly scraping your car.

If you do this, please, bathe with a radio.

Thanks.

[zorra_chiflada]

oh boy oh boy am i in the mood for some hating.

i do like my job a lot. this is because of the animals and DESPITE the co-workers.
the following post is directed to three individuals at my place of work that make things rather unpleasant at times.

co-worker #1. Well, let me just start by saying that you're quite a rude person with no sense of common courtesy or decency. however, this is probably not your fault seeing as bogans like you tend not to practice things such as basic manners. or perhaps you hate me because i can't empathise with your life situations, or i can't understand much of what you say through your thick bogan accent. never have i met anyone who complained and whined about their job as much as you. every day it's "ughh i dont wanna do this today" or "ugh, i'm not in the mood today." yeah, you don't really have to add "today" on to the end. it happens every fucking day. i get it. you always make excuses to go home early, for example "oh noo, my third cousin's step-mother's hairdresser was in a car accident, i gotta go." or "ughh i feel sick today, i'm too tired for this." you know what i think it is; i doubt you or anyone in your family has ever worked a day in their lives. to be frank, i would much rather spend my tax dollars on you staying on the dole and doing what you do best: sleeping and complaining, than to have you working beside me.

coworker #2: ok, you're not as bad. but let me tell you one thing. not only have i achieved the amazing feat of actually finishing highschool, i actually am a univeristy graduate! why, then, do you treat me like i'm a fucking idiot? to say that is insulting is the understatement of the century. i find it quite hilarious that you think "common sense is more important than education." right. good for you for thinking that. and good for you thinking that coworker number 1 has more common sense than me. that's fine. but i think you might find that your prized "common sense" does not help in every workplace situation. for example, spelling things than need to be clearly written, pronouncing surnames and dog breeds, and doing simple mathematical equations. you may not notice it, but i am working fastidiously to prevent you looking a fool in front of customers.
i find it very sweet that you and coworker #1 get along so well. after all, you do share that very special bond - being a bogan. is that why you give her special treatment, allow her to leave early, help her with things, crack jokes with her (albeit stupid idiotic jokes) and treat her with much more respect than you treat me? is that perhaps why you deem her "better at her job" than i am.
i try so hard to burst out laughing when you two talk about politics and current events. every time i put my two cents in you stare blankly at me and then just keep talking. hahahha.
i also love how you try to co-erce me into bitching about fellow co-workers. way to go, i don't trust you one bit now. i find your conduct very unprofessional. but really, what more should i expect?

manager: hoo boy. this one is gonna be fun.
you know, your husband was the first person who was nice to me at this job. he always said hi to me and helped me with things. strange that you left him for his best friend and stole the business which he co-owned right from under his feet. by strange, i mean moneygrubbing and selfish.
i notice that you've had problems with previous employees stealing from you, and you are puzzled as to why they would do that. how about a word of advice; maybe if you paid your employees a decent fucking wage they wouldn't have as much of an urge to steal from you. maybe if they had enough money to, you know, eat, they wouldn't be grabbing 50s out of the till.
ok look, you're not a terrible person, but i must say that you are a rather poor manager, and in some circumstances, of rather poor character. i'm all for living your life, and not letting work get you down, but you're not 21. sorry, i'll say that again; you're not 21. oh and you have kids. yeah. remember them?
i knew from the moment that i met you that you were pre-occupied with your appearance. i see you every morning putting on makeup before you go out to work. (i mean, on those days that you do work) are you looking for another man? one with more money this time? oh and i found out that you got a boob job. hahahhahaha. you could have just paid me $5000 to slap you in the face and tell you to get over yourself. i wonder who's pay you're docking to get your next piece of surgery?

[ggirlballa]

i read that all and my favorite is your boss, she seems like materialistic, gold digging, narcasistic (sp?) bitch

[mate_spawn_die]

this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqT0nlZEcTM)

seriously! come on! why is shit like this popular? listen to the lyrics...

I’m sorry I’m bad, I’m sorry you’re blue. I’m sorry about all the things I said to you.

was it written by a 10 year old? that band must have sucked alot of dicks to get that piece of dog shit as popular as it is.

[funk63]

^that leaves a musty vag taste in ones mouth.


presbyterians. jihad. the quran. jews. The View. asshole tatoo artists.