View Full Version : happy valentines day!
monkey
02-14-2007, 09:34 AM
i love you all. even all you whorez.
if i could, i would give you all some chocolove. i got kitkats, whoppers and take5's.
now let's all use our minds together and try to wish my one little wish into reality? lets do it! come on!
icy manipulator
02-14-2007, 09:35 AM
it was valentines day 44 minutes ago here :p
na§tee
02-14-2007, 09:38 AM
happy day of love! i love you.. all. i think. do i? make me believe it! :cool:
my boyfriend made me cry 25 minutes into valentines day here, and not in a good way! ha! but we love each other again now. he was being a fanny. i don't know if he's sent flowers or not. it's a myssterrryyy!
i'm praying to the valentines gods for your dream to come true, pauli! i am! now where's this whopper you speak of?
Kid Presentable
02-14-2007, 09:40 AM
Neither of us said anything about it.
Ha. Imagine if she left me. :D
abcdefz
02-14-2007, 09:41 AM
Women: your guy says he doesn't want anything, but he does. Head.
icy manipulator
02-14-2007, 09:42 AM
i had a reasonably uneventful valentines day, but i did get a lovely msg from the only girl that counts. i bought her a chocalte rose thingy which i'll give to her tomorow at dinner
Kid Presentable
02-14-2007, 09:52 AM
Anyway, why should men do all the gift buying and sucking up? If you need one day a year to show your love, then your relationship is f(guess which word).
Randetica
02-14-2007, 10:03 AM
i would buy my future boyfriend a pool full of lovie presents
(from his money of course)
To all the ladies that complained about the Whitman's sampler box and red teddy bear I got them throughout the years----
Happy Valentine's Day
fucktopgirl
02-14-2007, 10:31 AM
Anyway, why should men do all the gift buying and sucking up? If you need one day a year to show your love, then your relationship is f(guess which word).
you speak truth man, just another day for the commerce to make$$$$$$
fuck valentine day!
Yeah, Happy Valentines day people x
I got snow and a day off from work!
Could not have asked for anything better (y)
Kid Presentable
02-14-2007, 10:42 AM
*wakes up wife to demand Valentinian B/J*
Kid Presentable
02-14-2007, 10:43 AM
*Fails. Is back on the computer*
Kid Presentable
02-14-2007, 10:48 AM
Is it your birthday? Is it your anniversary? You're married now, that means she doesn't have unless it is one of those two days.
It's 10 months till those.
adam_f
02-14-2007, 10:52 AM
Happy Valentines Day, I guess. I don't really care if it is or not.
Kid Presentable
02-14-2007, 10:52 AM
:( for you.
Not really. I won't be a better groomer in 10 months.
icy manipulator
02-14-2007, 10:52 AM
that reminds me, i have to go post in otis's things you hate thread(n)
little j
02-14-2007, 10:53 AM
happy valentines day bitches.
Kid Presentable
02-14-2007, 10:53 AM
happy valentines day bitches.
They are, aren't they?
fucktopgirl
02-14-2007, 10:56 AM
Yeah, I didn't get anything either.:(
Nothing to do with 'getting something'...
It just does not have any meaning for me and it is a big money business, you cannot deny that. You can give flowers, bj or pussy licking , kisses, any day you want, you can tell you lover anytime you like that sheéhe is you more precious person in this world. This 14 february exist for only one purpose;money!
Kid Presentable
02-14-2007, 11:00 AM
Nothing to do with 'getting something'...
It just does not have any meaning for me and it is a big money business, you cannot deny that. You can give flowers, bj or pussy licking , kisses, any day you want, you can tell you lover anytime you like that sheéhe is you more precious person in this world. This 14 february exist for only one purpose;money!
It sorta preys on the lonely and insecure, too. Like Christmas and Birthdays I guess.
fucktopgirl
02-14-2007, 11:07 AM
I agree. A card. A back rub. A nice kiss and a "good morning, Happy Valentine's Day" would have been nice.
well, a slap in the face would be better, but that just me, i like it rude!
hpdrifter
02-14-2007, 11:48 AM
Well, I think Valentine's Day is nice because even though you can tell people how much you love them any day most often you don't. If nothing else it is a reminder to go out to dinner and be romantic.
QueenAdrock
02-14-2007, 12:33 PM
I had a shitty commute. Then I got in and received chocolate snacky cakes and heart-shaped Reece's Cups. It's my lunch now. :cool:
abcdefz
02-14-2007, 12:35 PM
I always dug Valentine's Day if I was dating someone and didn't resent it if I wasn't. Valentine's was a great excuse to get just as sloppy romantic as I wanted.
And, like Christmas or birthdays, it's just an excuse to do more of what you're hopefully doing already. It's romantic; I'm a fucking romantic. I love it.
monkey
02-14-2007, 03:26 PM
so far, not even my friends are around for the chocolove. im gonna end up eating it all myself as i cry myself to sleep tonight.
cosmo105
02-14-2007, 03:37 PM
not just a vegan chocolate truffle-filled heart but ANOTHER assortment of vegan truffles and a soy wax candle, as well as a personalized card. i am so loved. :cool:
trailerprincess
02-14-2007, 03:56 PM
I got a bank statement through the post
*spoilt with love*
:(
mp-seventythree
02-14-2007, 03:57 PM
I got a mobile phone bill from Orange, and that was it.
kleptomaniac
02-14-2007, 03:59 PM
happy valentine's day! i love you all <3
some of you more than others. i keed i keed!
DandyFop
02-14-2007, 04:45 PM
V Day hadn't even phased me, and then the day actually got here and I feel like crap. BOO :mad:
Schmeltz
02-14-2007, 05:35 PM
Ahhh. First draft of my Honours paper - check. Prep work for tomorrow's midterm - check. Swinging by the old workplace to check for depressed waitresses - checkmate. (y)
no fucking flowers, no chocolate, no stuffed toys or ill-thought out jewllery. Heaven.
Word up. Flowers die, and who needs stuffed bears holding misshapen hearts that say "#1 Fuck" or whatever? That stuff is so juvenile, and ends up in the dollar bin 24 hours later. Makes someone feel REAL special, let me tell ya'...
I'd rather be shown appreciation EVERYDAY than once, twice, three times a year with elaborate gifts -- even if it's a salty-ass bucket of KFC (no offense, but I can't stand KFC.. or salt).
QueenAdrock
02-14-2007, 07:14 PM
I forgot it was V-Day until I got into work and found candy on my desk! It made the commute *almost* worth it.
They had a "How to survive Valentine's if you're single" article on MSN. I laughed, and thought GEE MAYBE TREAT IT LIKE IT'S EVERY OTHER DAY YOU'RE SINGLE? I mean, I see guys buying flowers for their girlfriends everyday when I get off the Metro. Seeing that today was no different, and it didn't bother me in any way. It never has, even when I was single. I'd be MUCH sadder if I was single on New Year's or 4th of July or those times I really want to be around a boy. Valentine's doesn't mean shit.
Either way, I stand by my point that it would be a lot more meaningful if a guy bought me flowers/candy "Just because he loves me" rather than "Because it's a holiday and he'll look like a dick if he doesn't do it." Nahmsayin?
Kid Presentable
02-14-2007, 07:56 PM
not just a vegan chocolate truffle-filled heart but ANOTHER assortment of vegan truffles and a soy wax candle, as well as a personalized card. i am so loved. :cool:
hahahaha
monkey
02-14-2007, 08:23 PM
the dichotomy of life:
my dad's shop burned down to the ground. then i got an ecard from the crush with hugs in it.
im extremely upset about my dad's shop though. i dont know what to do.
ToucanSpam
02-14-2007, 08:38 PM
Fuck V-Day and this stupid card getting bullshit, it causes me more damn problems than helps me.
ToucanSpam, you should have been born during the Renaissance because you are such a romantic.
ToucanSpam
02-14-2007, 08:46 PM
ToucanSpam, you should have been born during the Renaissance because you are such a romantic.
Fuck.
It's not that, but basically it goes like this: I'm getting shit for not getting something for V-day, even though we're not really officially anything at all. My reasoning was I could shot affection or love for someone on any of the 365 days of the year, why is V-day important?
The result for me, is the cold shoulder. I guess I have made an error in judgement but damn, I never even had a chance since it's basically a steel trap of 'do something and that means something really significant' or 'do nothing and be Captain Asshole'.
Does anyone at all see where I'm coming from?
wait, valentine's day was today?
ToucanSpam
02-14-2007, 08:48 PM
wait, valentine's day was today?
God I wish this was me.
Kid Presentable
02-14-2007, 09:37 PM
Fuck.
It's not that, but basically it goes like this: I'm getting shit for not getting something for V-day, even though we're not really officially anything at all. My reasoning was I could shot affection or love for someone on any of the 365 days of the year, why is V-day important?
The result for me, is the cold shoulder. I guess I have made an error in judgement but damn, I never even had a chance since it's basically a steel trap of 'do something and that means something really significant' or 'do nothing and be Captain Asshole'.
Does anyone at all see where I'm coming from?
Dump her. You don't need that shit.
I was giving you the biz ToucanSpam. The idea of a chubby baby shooting arrows into the hearts of lovers kind of creeps me out to.
My wife is in Vegas until Saturday so I got off with a Happy Valentine's Day wish over the phone.
ToucanSpam
02-14-2007, 09:46 PM
Dump her. You don't need that shit.
It's not really a question of dumping, I don't think, because I never really commited to anything. I dunno, I'm a little frustrated as you can see by the strange language in that post.
befsquire
02-15-2007, 12:16 AM
i officially give up on ever having a valentine's day that's not a disappointment.
My friend just called me on the phone to tell me she broke up with her long-term boyfriend over the fact NEITHER of them purchased gifts for one-another. They were waiting to do it Saturday :confused:
I always hated V-Day. And not because I was single. It's such a damn hassle.
Anyway, I remember one year in middle school a boy had a big crush on me and sent me, like, 20 lollipops. All the girls accused me of sending them to myself, because I was an awkward-looking fat thing. He was obviously embarrassed, because they were popular/he was semi-popular, blablabla.
I thought it was cute he revealed ^this to me in HS. But he turned all ghetto superstar-like. Not to be messed with.
QueenAdrock
02-15-2007, 12:28 AM
the dichotomy of life:
my dad's shop burned down to the ground. then i got an ecard from the crush with hugs in it.
im extremely upset about my dad's shop though. i dont know what to do.
:(
Does he have insurance?
hpdrifter
02-15-2007, 12:10 PM
i officially give up on ever having a valentine's day that's not a disappointment.
I don't know how you meant this but this is me too. Maybe its something wrong with me.
Everything was going great last night until the end of dinner our friend called and asked if he could come over and smoke some weed when we got home. Sean looks at me and says, is that okay, babe? I was like, I sort of thought we might be having sex then but that's just me.
$50 and serious pain at the waxer, lingerie, porn, etc for nothing.
Kid Presentable
02-15-2007, 12:19 PM
Dump him.(n)
Dump.
Kid Presentable
02-15-2007, 12:21 PM
I don't know how you meant this but this is me too. Maybe its something wrong with me.
Everything was going great last night until the end of dinner our friend called and asked if he could come over and smoke some weed when we got home. Sean looks at me and says, is that okay, babe? I was like, I sort of thought we might be having sex then but that's just me.
$50 and serious pain at the waxer, lingerie, porn, etc for nothing.
It sounds like something I would do wrong, if I had friends.
Imagine how much more meaningful and successful an exercise you could have had if you'd waxed your rude bits, dressed like a tart and bought some in-out films at random, when you weren't relying on weedman not calling? Like in May, or something?
hpdrifter
02-15-2007, 12:26 PM
Yeah, maybe. Doesn't make it any less disappointing this time. I think if the same thing happened in May or August or whenever I would have been unhappy about it.
You have plans you think are pretty exciting, its disappointing any day.
QueenAdrock
02-15-2007, 12:28 PM
Yeah, I'd be kind of pissed if I made romantic plans with a guy (on a holiday designated for couples nonetheless, so both he and the friend should know better) and then he crapped out to go smoke some weed. That's crap and you deserve better, madame.
Brett said he jacked a whole bunch of free candy for me. I'm excited about that. :o
QueenAdrock
02-15-2007, 12:29 PM
Yeah. Sex always trumps weed.
Or at least, it should.
beastiegirrl101
02-15-2007, 12:33 PM
My ex came over and we watched Election and drank a bottle of Beaujolais. Eh.
ASsman
02-15-2007, 12:36 PM
My ex came over and we watched Election and drank a bottle of Beaujolais. Eh.
My ex came over and she fucked my best friend. Shady bitch.
WOhoo and today is my birthday, ain't february the bestest!
beastiegirrl101
02-15-2007, 12:38 PM
My ex came over and she fucked my best friend. Shady bitch.
WOhoo and today is my birthday, ain't february the bestest!
Happy birthday fellow Aquarian. <3
ASsman
02-15-2007, 12:43 PM
:D , awesome thanks.
Kid Presentable
02-15-2007, 08:13 PM
on a holiday designated for couples
Keep telling yourself that.
QueenAdrock
02-15-2007, 08:17 PM
What else was it made for? Single people?
Kid Presentable
02-15-2007, 08:48 PM
What else was it made for? Single people?
It's just a load of shit, is all. I can see how it might be special in your case (ie a long distance, new-ish relationship) and that's cool. But you've been brainwashed.
Schmeltz
02-15-2007, 08:58 PM
Oh man. I got all gussied up with the shirt/tie/slacks/hair gel/cologne, got my nice gold watch on and shit, was all set to go out on the town when I discover a theater class at my university is putting on a play: Romeo and Juliet, opening (hence free show) on Valentine's. I took it in, then headed to the afterparty where there were I swear dozens of eligible young ladies. Possibly the easiest takedown I've ever managed. Needless to say, today's midterm went very well. (y)
I wonder how next year will go.
I'll put it this way... There were 8 orgasms. And they were all mine.:(
QueenAdrock
02-15-2007, 10:23 PM
It's just a load of shit, is all. I can see how it might be special in your case (ie a long distance, new-ish relationship) and that's cool. But you've been brainwashed.
Um, how? Have you seen my posts at all?
Valentine's doesn't mean shit.
Either way, I stand by my point that it would be a lot more meaningful if a guy bought me flowers/candy "Just because he loves me" rather than "Because it's a holiday and he'll look like a dick if he doesn't do it." Nahmsayin?
It's a dumb holiday, I've always said that. I didn't give one shit about it when I've been in relationships nor when I've been single. I'm just saying if you're going to celebrate it and make special romantic plans, it would be really shitty of your boyfriend to ditch you to smoke weed with his buddies.
Kid Presentable
02-15-2007, 10:25 PM
What?
QueenAdrock
02-15-2007, 10:29 PM
I don't get how I'm "brainwashed." It's a crap holiday, and I've always said that. :confused:
befsquire
02-15-2007, 10:37 PM
Happy birthday fellow Aquarian. <3
hey! you can't say that! i just now saw this, but it looks like i copied you about 8 hours later because that's what i put in his birthday thread.
befsquire
02-15-2007, 10:43 PM
I don't know how you meant this but this is me too. Maybe its something wrong with me.
Everything was going great last night until the end of dinner our friend called and asked if he could come over and smoke some weed when we got home. Sean looks at me and says, is that okay, babe? I was like, I sort of thought we might be having sex then but that's just me.
$50 and serious pain at the waxer, lingerie, porn, etc for nothing.
mine was meant in a different way. i tend to put an unreasonable expectation on it so that i can only set myself up for disappointment. so, next year i just need to treat it like a regular day, i think.
but, i have been in your shoes with my ex, and i feel your pain. however, you should have been straight up and said "no, it's not ok tonight, but it will be fine tomorrow" or whenever. and i can see how it happens. you think they're just gonna take about 15 minutes to smoke up, and then dude doesn't leave and you have to go to bed to get up for work, etc. your man is like my ex, and is going to take his cues from you, so you need to set whatever boundaries you feel are necessary, and then explain why so that he doesn't think that all of a sudden you're being bitchy out of nowhere.
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