Gamer Girls Get More Lovin'

[Rock]

http://blog.wired.com/games/2007/02/female_gamers_h.html

for the link impaired:

According to a survey conducted by Gametart, a game rental service in the UK, chicks who game get more lovin' than those who don't. Out of a sample of 200 ladies (or should that be "laid-ees"?), the ones who gamed got, erm, fragged 1.1 more times a week than those who didn't.

So what I'm saying is you might want to give your honey a DS for Valentine's Day. Mmm hmm. Read on for the rest of the oh-so-scientific study.
Gamers Have Sex More Often!

It’s official – women who play video games have sex more often! Gametart, the UK’s largest online games rental company, carried out the survey throughout January to see how the recent influx of the likes of Pink PSPs and DS Lites would affect gamers’ sex lives across the country.

The results were surprising.

Of our sample of 200 women, those who played video games on average had sex 4.3 times a week while those who didn’t play games only had sex just 3.2 times a week.

Perhaps even more promising for gamers is the fact that many of the women that we interviewed who have only recently started playing games said that they now have sex more often than before.

Gamers have never had it so good!

[na§tee]

ha! aaahahah! is this true for your wifey, rock? because it sure as shit aint true for me. i have sex about 4.3 times per 6 months! this is fantastic PR for all the lame-oh girl gaming websites. sex + technology = $$$. still, cute wee non-scientific story.

[Kid Presentable]

Do their boyfriends use Lag to cover for premature ejaculation?

[Otis Driftwood]

As Homer once said: You think you can prove anything with facts, huh?

Most likely it's: "Hey, I'm really horny right now. Let's fuck real quick so I can get back to leveling up my Level 55 half-fairy cockromancer."

[Rock]

is this true for your wifey, rock? because it sure as shit aint true for me.

She must be another exception. I should try and incorporate gaming in the sack. Vibrating controllers and all. Not really though.

Most likely it's: "Hey, I'm really horny right now. Let's fuck real quick so I can get back to leveling up my Level 55 half-fairy cockromancer."

You say that like its a bad thing. I could live with that.

[kll]

I would imagine because the chicks who game are most likely younger, who therefore have younger boyfriends who want to hit it more often than the older dudes due to their hormone levels... at least this is what I'm telling myself as I still have a firm stance on NOT allowing a game system (aside from retro-Atari) in our house.

[ericlee]

Do their boyfriends use Lag to cover for premature ejaculation?

I've got premature ejaculation problems but it's all good cause I've got infinite ammo. :cool:

[cosmo105]

at least this is what I'm telling myself as I still have a firm stance on NOT allowing a game system (aside from retro-Atari) in our house.
oh my god you suck so much.

[kll]

oh my god you suck so much.

haha.

he spends most of his free time either on the drums or the guitar, so i don't need to add to the distractions...

[na§tee]

you're probably right, kll!

when i was mid-zelda craziness i wouldn't bother to shower or put on proper clothes or eat properly during the weekends when my boyfriend was down. around new year i put in seriously about 8 hours a day on that shit. he breathed a heavy sigh of relief when i finished, albeit i had turned into this drooling, hunched, pale wreck of my former self.

now, he just hates me because i love i-sketch more than him.

[Big Gus]

I just read this on another site.

Of course they get more sex - they are mixing with guys who play games (probably too much) who would, quite frankly, shag a hole in the barbers hairy floor...

[Auton]

GODDAMMIT IM SORRY

[cosmo105]

oh, that is IT. you are hereby not allowed to spend the night OR use our wii, EVER.

[Auton]

i meant besides you. damn girl, you know i've always wanted that ass. but enough about steger, you're the sextestiest, hottest, makin'-me-wettest, orgasm inducing, gaming sex-babe i have ever laid post on.


:(

would it help if i wrote caveman on my forehead?

[cosmo105]

maybe a little bit.

[Auton]

:( :( :( :(

could i win you back if i made a XXX calender of steger called "steger variations?"

[monkey]

i play video games because im not getting laid. it's how i get out my frustrations. so.. uhh... :(

[afronaut]

i wonder how you can have sex .3 times.

[jackrock]

Girls love the wii!

:(

[ToucanSpam]

i wonder how you can have sex .3 times.
I think the women can answer that one.